A/N: Christmas is coming! So I wrote this. Review please. I don't own zoids
People on the streets: Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells!
Bit: Shut up!!!
People: Do not cry, do not fight, because if you do Santa is not going to give you any presents!
Bit: I said shut the fuck up!!
Leena: BIT! How dare you swear!!
Bit: I can dare! What are you going to do about it?
Leena: (Her eyes are flamed ad turned red)
Bit: . . . .ooops.
Lenna: (With a boxing glove) YOU IDIOT! COME BACK HERE! FEEL MY WRATH!
Bit: No.
Leena: COME ON!!
Dr Toros: Hey! People!! Since Christmas is coming, I thought we could do a little Secret Santa!!
Bit: Doc, remember last year?
Dr Toros: Oh yes.
(Flashback)
Bit: Merry Christmas!!! (Gives present to Brad)
Brad: WHAT!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
(Brad's present Appears to be a $1 bill)
Bit: Since you like money so much, I gave you money!
Brad: You Idiot!!
(Brad enters his Command Wolf and smashes Liger Zero)
Bit: What the? What in the hell did you do?
(Present)
Bit: ....and that costs $50000 to repair!!!!!
Dr: Don't Worry. It won't happen again!
Bit: Hate Christmas.
Brad: Hate Christmas.
Jamie: Hate Christmas.
Leena: I love Christmas!
Leon: I love Christmas!
Dr.: I love Christmas!
(Doc pulls a box)
Dr.: (In thought) I got Brad!
Jamie: (In thought) Do'h! Got Doc again!!!
(Flashback)
Jamie: Merry Christmas Doc!! (Gives present)
Dr.: What? A zoid? And its only a Lightning Saix!! Why couldn't you just give me a Godos model? I am not giving you any payment! Young man!!!
Jamie: But, but that costed all my money!!!
Dr.: Too Bad!!!
(Present)
Brad: (In thought) I got Leon!
Bit: (In thought) NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! LEEEEEEEEEENNNAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Leena: (In thought) YAAAAAAYYY!!!!!!! BIT!!!
Leon: (In thought) I got Jamie.
( On Chritmas Day)
People on Streets: JOY TO THE WORLD!!! The Lord has come!!!
Bit: Fuck YOU!! Why don't you fuck to the HELL!!!!
Leena: Bit! Don't swear!!!
Bit: Boo.
Leena: I'll BOO HOO YOU!!!
Doc: (Leena was about to punch Bit in the face) Let's get started!!
Jamie: Merry Christmas!! (Gives Doc the present)
Doc: What? I didn't want a solid gold Gojulas model!! I wanted a Lightning Saix model!!!
Jamie: Uh oh.
Doc: You are cut off payment!!
Jamie: But, but I spent all my money on it!!!
Doc: TOO BAD!!!
Doc: Anyway, I'll go next! Merry Christmas! Brad!!! (Gives Brad a present)
Brad: WHAT! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
Doc: A Zaber Tiger!
Brad: I'll kill you!!!
(Gets his Shadow fox and blasts the Zaber Fang)
Doc: NOOOOOOO!!! That is the ATG type!! That was the only one too!!
Leon: Merry Christmas!! (Gives Jamie his present)
Jamie: WOW!! A TRIPLE S!! (Kisses Leon)
Leon: EWWWWW!!!!!!!! Go away!!!!
Jamie: Sorry!!!
Brad: Merry Christmas!!! (Gives Leon his present)
Leon: WOW!! AN AB Unit!!!! Sick!! (Tests) hey it's faulty!!!
Brad: too bad.
Bit: Merry Christmas, Leena. (Gives Leena her present)
Leena: OH!! WOW!!! A CHARGED PARTICLE GUN!!! I'm Testing it!!!
Bit: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
(Leena uses it and blasts Liger Zero)
Bit: MAN!!! Now I lost all my money now!!!!!
Leena: Merry Christmas Bit!!!! (Gives Bit his present)
Bit: Wow!! Liger Zero Delux Armor Conversion!! It has 2 blades, hybrid cannon with an Ion booster!! Thanks a lot!!!! (Bit kisses her)
Leena: No problem. (Blushes)
A/N: Finished!! Well, people say Bit ad Leena are like each other!! So I wrote that! MIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI!!!!!
Grim Reaper: Good. Stick with that!
Me: okay! Another will be Van/ Fiona!
People on the streets: Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells!
Bit: Shut up!!!
People: Do not cry, do not fight, because if you do Santa is not going to give you any presents!
Bit: I said shut the fuck up!!
Leena: BIT! How dare you swear!!
Bit: I can dare! What are you going to do about it?
Leena: (Her eyes are flamed ad turned red)
Bit: . . . .ooops.
Lenna: (With a boxing glove) YOU IDIOT! COME BACK HERE! FEEL MY WRATH!
Bit: No.
Leena: COME ON!!
Dr Toros: Hey! People!! Since Christmas is coming, I thought we could do a little Secret Santa!!
Bit: Doc, remember last year?
Dr Toros: Oh yes.
(Flashback)
Bit: Merry Christmas!!! (Gives present to Brad)
Brad: WHAT!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
(Brad's present Appears to be a $1 bill)
Bit: Since you like money so much, I gave you money!
Brad: You Idiot!!
(Brad enters his Command Wolf and smashes Liger Zero)
Bit: What the? What in the hell did you do?
(Present)
Bit: ....and that costs $50000 to repair!!!!!
Dr: Don't Worry. It won't happen again!
Bit: Hate Christmas.
Brad: Hate Christmas.
Jamie: Hate Christmas.
Leena: I love Christmas!
Leon: I love Christmas!
Dr.: I love Christmas!
(Doc pulls a box)
Dr.: (In thought) I got Brad!
Jamie: (In thought) Do'h! Got Doc again!!!
(Flashback)
Jamie: Merry Christmas Doc!! (Gives present)
Dr.: What? A zoid? And its only a Lightning Saix!! Why couldn't you just give me a Godos model? I am not giving you any payment! Young man!!!
Jamie: But, but that costed all my money!!!
Dr.: Too Bad!!!
(Present)
Brad: (In thought) I got Leon!
Bit: (In thought) NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! LEEEEEEEEEENNNAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Leena: (In thought) YAAAAAAYYY!!!!!!! BIT!!!
Leon: (In thought) I got Jamie.
( On Chritmas Day)
People on Streets: JOY TO THE WORLD!!! The Lord has come!!!
Bit: Fuck YOU!! Why don't you fuck to the HELL!!!!
Leena: Bit! Don't swear!!!
Bit: Boo.
Leena: I'll BOO HOO YOU!!!
Doc: (Leena was about to punch Bit in the face) Let's get started!!
Jamie: Merry Christmas!! (Gives Doc the present)
Doc: What? I didn't want a solid gold Gojulas model!! I wanted a Lightning Saix model!!!
Jamie: Uh oh.
Doc: You are cut off payment!!
Jamie: But, but I spent all my money on it!!!
Doc: TOO BAD!!!
Doc: Anyway, I'll go next! Merry Christmas! Brad!!! (Gives Brad a present)
Brad: WHAT! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
Doc: A Zaber Tiger!
Brad: I'll kill you!!!
(Gets his Shadow fox and blasts the Zaber Fang)
Doc: NOOOOOOO!!! That is the ATG type!! That was the only one too!!
Leon: Merry Christmas!! (Gives Jamie his present)
Jamie: WOW!! A TRIPLE S!! (Kisses Leon)
Leon: EWWWWW!!!!!!!! Go away!!!!
Jamie: Sorry!!!
Brad: Merry Christmas!!! (Gives Leon his present)
Leon: WOW!! AN AB Unit!!!! Sick!! (Tests) hey it's faulty!!!
Brad: too bad.
Bit: Merry Christmas, Leena. (Gives Leena her present)
Leena: OH!! WOW!!! A CHARGED PARTICLE GUN!!! I'm Testing it!!!
Bit: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
(Leena uses it and blasts Liger Zero)
Bit: MAN!!! Now I lost all my money now!!!!!
Leena: Merry Christmas Bit!!!! (Gives Bit his present)
Bit: Wow!! Liger Zero Delux Armor Conversion!! It has 2 blades, hybrid cannon with an Ion booster!! Thanks a lot!!!! (Bit kisses her)
Leena: No problem. (Blushes)
A/N: Finished!! Well, people say Bit ad Leena are like each other!! So I wrote that! MIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI!!!!!
Grim Reaper: Good. Stick with that!
Me: okay! Another will be Van/ Fiona!