A/N: Tis is about Van ad Fiona. As you might know, I do not own zoids.
(Irvine wins $1000000 from a battle tournament)
Irvine: Wow!! I won $1000000!!!
Moonbay: What are you going to do with it?
Irvine: I want some upgrades and food and maybe share them with somebody.
Moonbay: Hey give the money to Van and Fiona.
Irvine: Nah.
Moonbay: Okaaaaay. Well why not give them a Holiday trip? (Grins)
Irvine: Might as well. (Grins back)
(In a coffee room)
Van: Wassup?
Irvine: Well since I won some money, I want to give you a present!
Van: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! A HOLIDAY? What the fuck did you think of? Remember?
(Flashback)
Van: WOOHOO!!! A HOLIDAY TRIP! THANKS, IRVINE!!!!
Irvine: Whatever.
(After holiday)
Van: What the fuck did you think of, you idiot?
Irvine: (Shrugging) Why?
Van: You nearly got me killed!!!!
Irvine: How?
Van: You sent me to the core of Zi, you idiot!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW COLD IT IS?
Irvine: I dunno.
Van: (Faints by the wind)
Irvine: Thanks Zeke!
Zeke: (Turn Air Conditioner off) ROAR, ROAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!! (Yeah! I'm the man!!!!)
(Present)
Van: ........and the Hospital Bill cost $50000!!!!!
Irvine: Well, Fiona's coming too! And she wants to go!!!
Van: Well, of course she does!!!! She doesn't know what holiday means anyway!!!!
Irvine: You don't either. And you are a chicken too!
Van: WHAAAATTTTTTT?? Okay. I will go!! But I'm taking Blade Liger!!
Zeke: (in thought) Not me. Not me.
Van: And Zeke.
Zeke: (In thought) Do'h!!!!
(Van and Fiona arrive at holiday Resort)
Hotelkeeper: Hello. Would you like a private room? Or a public room?
Van: Errrr..... the ticket says 'Private Room. No.45'
Hotelkeeper: (Looks at ticket) Okay then. If you a drink, it is 56 coins. If you want Reeaches (Brown Pea looking thing I made up) it is 90 coins. If you want Popiya, it is $2. If you want Pear it is $3 If you want a basket of them, it is $10.
Van: I'll take the basket.
(Gets the basket, walking to the room)
Van: What do you want to do?
Fiona: I Dunno, Let's pack things up and go swimming.
Van: (Arrives room) WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
(Room has one bed one toilet without any walls with a giant bathtub and a carton of Condoms)
Van: I'LL KILL IRVINE!!!!!
Fiona: I'll get ready to swim!
Van: Uh-oh there is no room to get changed and the toilets is wide open!!!
(Fiona gets changed)
Van: I am not looking. (Looks) Holy Shit!!!
Fiona: Finished!! Your turn Van!!!
Van: Okay.
(Van uses a towel to block his view)
Van: All ready!!!
(Arrives at Pool)
Van: (In thought) Uh-oh. Fiona's swimming suit is about to rip. Lucky we are the only two here.
Fiona: Come on Van!!
Van: Coming!!!
Zeke: Roar, ROOAAARRR!!! (Hiya, PEOPLE!!)
(Fiona's Swimming suit ripped off her)
Van: Oh, shit.
Zeke: ROAR!!! (MAMA!!)
Fiona: What? (Looks Confused)
Van: Fiona, Have you brought a towel?
Fiona: ......no.
Van: (Faints) Guguguggle....(Drowning)
Fiona: Van!!!! (Dives down and saves him) Are you alright?
Van: I'm fine.
Zeke: Grrrrrrrrrrr.... (Dammit......)
Van: Let's go back.
(Van uses his towel and covers Fiona)
Zeke: Roa!!! (Yoink!!)
(Towel flys off and Everybody looks at Fiona)
(Men are going psycho and womens rather no look)
Van: Let's go!!! (Runs)
(Arrives)
Van: You have shower first.
Fiona: .....what's shower?
Van: Oh my god.
(Van teaches Fiona how to shower)
Van: (Gets shampoo) you put this on your head and rub it!
Fiona: Ow!! It got my eye!!! Help!!!!
Van: Oh maaaaaan!!!!!!
(After shower)
Van: Oy Fiona, wanna check out town?
Fiona: Might as well.
(In lobby room)
Van: Awww man. People are staring at you!
Fiona: Why?
Van: Because of the accident today. Anyway. Let's go.
(arrives at clothes shop)
Van: Since your swimming suit got ripped, I'll buy you a new one.
Fiona: How 'bout this? (Shows Van a completely see-through swimming suit)
Van: NO, NUH-AH!!!! You need something which is not see-through!
Zeke: (In thought) My chance!!! (Grabs all other swimming suits and hides them under bikinis)
Van: This cannot be happening. (sighs) Well, might as well buy you bikinis.
(Buys bikinis, but didn't notice swimming suits)
(Meawhile, at New Helic City)
Irvine: Moonbay, I wasn't sure you had to make Fiona's swimming suit really wrecked. I bet she will be really embarrassed.
Moonbay: Well, it is fun spending time on mischief.
Thomas: Where's Fiona?
Moonbay: She went to holiday with Van.
Thomas: WHAAAAATT? No! Miss Fiona!!! (Sobs)
Irvine: Aww well wonder how they're doing.
(Holiday Resort)
Van: I'm so embarrassed.
Fiona: Why?
Van: Because all of the people are staring at you.
Fiona: Isn't that's good?
Van: That's not the point!
Fiona: ......I'm sorry.
Van: No, I'm sorry. Let's go back.
(Arrives)
Fiona: I'm sorry again for ruining your holiday.
Van: Huh?
Fiona: I know you're still not happy, but I'll make sure you'll have the best time of your life tomorrow.
Van: ...Okay.
(Morning of Christmas Eve)
Fiona: Merry Christmas, Van!
Van: Huh? (Looks up)
Fiona: (In bikini and surf board) Sun's bright and waves are rolling!!!
Van: I'm too tired. (Yawns)
Fiona: Come on Van!! (Grabs him and goes to the beach)
Van: Stoooooooooopppppp!!!! I have to change from my pjs!!!!
(Changes and Arrives)
Fiona: Man it's hot here!! Lucky it doesn't snow here!!!
(Fiona rides on surfboard and falls)
Van: That's no how you do it!
(Teaches Fiona)
Fiona: WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I'm queen of the sea!!!
(Finishes surfing and Van finds a poster)
Van: Wow! A battle tournament!!! Prize is $7000000!! I'm gonna enter!!
(Sorry. Not battle events in this fic. I'll write it on other one.)
Van: I WON!! WOOHHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
(At night)
Van: That was one of my best days Fiona. Fiona?
Fiona: Come here Van!
Van: (Looks at Fiona whose wrapped in towel) What are you doing?
Fiona: I booked a swimming pool tonight. Let's go!!
(Arrives)
(Fiona takes towel off revealing her body)
Van: Oh I get it.
(Van jumps in pool with her)
Van: Merry Christmas, Fiona. (Kisses her)
Fiona: You too, Van.
(Plays in the pool for the night, returns to Helic Airport in the morning)
Irvine: How was it?
Van: Excellent!! I got something for you and Moonbay, too! (Gives them a ticket)
Van: I won a Zoids Tournament and this is what I gave you in return!! Have a nice trip!!!
(Waits for 2 months)
Van: What happened? The tickets limited for 2 weeks!
Tv: .....2 adults were trapped in a core and they are still remain frozen. They are returned back to their home.
Van: Hey, that's Irvine and Moonbay!!!!
A/N: Okay. If there is a lot of reviews, maybe I'll make one for Irvine and Moonbay.
(Irvine wins $1000000 from a battle tournament)
Irvine: Wow!! I won $1000000!!!
Moonbay: What are you going to do with it?
Irvine: I want some upgrades and food and maybe share them with somebody.
Moonbay: Hey give the money to Van and Fiona.
Irvine: Nah.
Moonbay: Okaaaaay. Well why not give them a Holiday trip? (Grins)
Irvine: Might as well. (Grins back)
(In a coffee room)
Van: Wassup?
Irvine: Well since I won some money, I want to give you a present!
Van: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! A HOLIDAY? What the fuck did you think of? Remember?
(Flashback)
Van: WOOHOO!!! A HOLIDAY TRIP! THANKS, IRVINE!!!!
Irvine: Whatever.
(After holiday)
Van: What the fuck did you think of, you idiot?
Irvine: (Shrugging) Why?
Van: You nearly got me killed!!!!
Irvine: How?
Van: You sent me to the core of Zi, you idiot!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW COLD IT IS?
Irvine: I dunno.
Van: (Faints by the wind)
Irvine: Thanks Zeke!
Zeke: (Turn Air Conditioner off) ROAR, ROAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!! (Yeah! I'm the man!!!!)
(Present)
Van: ........and the Hospital Bill cost $50000!!!!!
Irvine: Well, Fiona's coming too! And she wants to go!!!
Van: Well, of course she does!!!! She doesn't know what holiday means anyway!!!!
Irvine: You don't either. And you are a chicken too!
Van: WHAAAATTTTTTT?? Okay. I will go!! But I'm taking Blade Liger!!
Zeke: (in thought) Not me. Not me.
Van: And Zeke.
Zeke: (In thought) Do'h!!!!
(Van and Fiona arrive at holiday Resort)
Hotelkeeper: Hello. Would you like a private room? Or a public room?
Van: Errrr..... the ticket says 'Private Room. No.45'
Hotelkeeper: (Looks at ticket) Okay then. If you a drink, it is 56 coins. If you want Reeaches (Brown Pea looking thing I made up) it is 90 coins. If you want Popiya, it is $2. If you want Pear it is $3 If you want a basket of them, it is $10.
Van: I'll take the basket.
(Gets the basket, walking to the room)
Van: What do you want to do?
Fiona: I Dunno, Let's pack things up and go swimming.
Van: (Arrives room) WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
(Room has one bed one toilet without any walls with a giant bathtub and a carton of Condoms)
Van: I'LL KILL IRVINE!!!!!
Fiona: I'll get ready to swim!
Van: Uh-oh there is no room to get changed and the toilets is wide open!!!
(Fiona gets changed)
Van: I am not looking. (Looks) Holy Shit!!!
Fiona: Finished!! Your turn Van!!!
Van: Okay.
(Van uses a towel to block his view)
Van: All ready!!!
(Arrives at Pool)
Van: (In thought) Uh-oh. Fiona's swimming suit is about to rip. Lucky we are the only two here.
Fiona: Come on Van!!
Van: Coming!!!
Zeke: Roar, ROOAAARRR!!! (Hiya, PEOPLE!!)
(Fiona's Swimming suit ripped off her)
Van: Oh, shit.
Zeke: ROAR!!! (MAMA!!)
Fiona: What? (Looks Confused)
Van: Fiona, Have you brought a towel?
Fiona: ......no.
Van: (Faints) Guguguggle....(Drowning)
Fiona: Van!!!! (Dives down and saves him) Are you alright?
Van: I'm fine.
Zeke: Grrrrrrrrrrr.... (Dammit......)
Van: Let's go back.
(Van uses his towel and covers Fiona)
Zeke: Roa!!! (Yoink!!)
(Towel flys off and Everybody looks at Fiona)
(Men are going psycho and womens rather no look)
Van: Let's go!!! (Runs)
(Arrives)
Van: You have shower first.
Fiona: .....what's shower?
Van: Oh my god.
(Van teaches Fiona how to shower)
Van: (Gets shampoo) you put this on your head and rub it!
Fiona: Ow!! It got my eye!!! Help!!!!
Van: Oh maaaaaan!!!!!!
(After shower)
Van: Oy Fiona, wanna check out town?
Fiona: Might as well.
(In lobby room)
Van: Awww man. People are staring at you!
Fiona: Why?
Van: Because of the accident today. Anyway. Let's go.
(arrives at clothes shop)
Van: Since your swimming suit got ripped, I'll buy you a new one.
Fiona: How 'bout this? (Shows Van a completely see-through swimming suit)
Van: NO, NUH-AH!!!! You need something which is not see-through!
Zeke: (In thought) My chance!!! (Grabs all other swimming suits and hides them under bikinis)
Van: This cannot be happening. (sighs) Well, might as well buy you bikinis.
(Buys bikinis, but didn't notice swimming suits)
(Meawhile, at New Helic City)
Irvine: Moonbay, I wasn't sure you had to make Fiona's swimming suit really wrecked. I bet she will be really embarrassed.
Moonbay: Well, it is fun spending time on mischief.
Thomas: Where's Fiona?
Moonbay: She went to holiday with Van.
Thomas: WHAAAAATT? No! Miss Fiona!!! (Sobs)
Irvine: Aww well wonder how they're doing.
(Holiday Resort)
Van: I'm so embarrassed.
Fiona: Why?
Van: Because all of the people are staring at you.
Fiona: Isn't that's good?
Van: That's not the point!
Fiona: ......I'm sorry.
Van: No, I'm sorry. Let's go back.
(Arrives)
Fiona: I'm sorry again for ruining your holiday.
Van: Huh?
Fiona: I know you're still not happy, but I'll make sure you'll have the best time of your life tomorrow.
Van: ...Okay.
(Morning of Christmas Eve)
Fiona: Merry Christmas, Van!
Van: Huh? (Looks up)
Fiona: (In bikini and surf board) Sun's bright and waves are rolling!!!
Van: I'm too tired. (Yawns)
Fiona: Come on Van!! (Grabs him and goes to the beach)
Van: Stoooooooooopppppp!!!! I have to change from my pjs!!!!
(Changes and Arrives)
Fiona: Man it's hot here!! Lucky it doesn't snow here!!!
(Fiona rides on surfboard and falls)
Van: That's no how you do it!
(Teaches Fiona)
Fiona: WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I'm queen of the sea!!!
(Finishes surfing and Van finds a poster)
Van: Wow! A battle tournament!!! Prize is $7000000!! I'm gonna enter!!
(Sorry. Not battle events in this fic. I'll write it on other one.)
Van: I WON!! WOOHHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
(At night)
Van: That was one of my best days Fiona. Fiona?
Fiona: Come here Van!
Van: (Looks at Fiona whose wrapped in towel) What are you doing?
Fiona: I booked a swimming pool tonight. Let's go!!
(Arrives)
(Fiona takes towel off revealing her body)
Van: Oh I get it.
(Van jumps in pool with her)
Van: Merry Christmas, Fiona. (Kisses her)
Fiona: You too, Van.
(Plays in the pool for the night, returns to Helic Airport in the morning)
Irvine: How was it?
Van: Excellent!! I got something for you and Moonbay, too! (Gives them a ticket)
Van: I won a Zoids Tournament and this is what I gave you in return!! Have a nice trip!!!
(Waits for 2 months)
Van: What happened? The tickets limited for 2 weeks!
Tv: .....2 adults were trapped in a core and they are still remain frozen. They are returned back to their home.
Van: Hey, that's Irvine and Moonbay!!!!
A/N: Okay. If there is a lot of reviews, maybe I'll make one for Irvine and Moonbay.