Author: I don't own zoids. And that's about it.
Van: (After their holiday) Merry Christmas!!!!
Irvine: Huh? A holiday? WOOHOO!!! Thanks! Oy, Moonbay! Get ready for holiday!!!
(At the Airport)
Irvine: Here's the ticket.
Receptionist: You go that way, thank you.
(At the transport, too big to notice it wasn't a... erm...aeroplane)
Moonbay: This is great!! I wonder where we're going.
Irvine: Don't you know where we're going?
Moonbay:....No. How 'bout you?
Irvine: HOLY SHIT!! WE HAVE TO GET OUT!!!!!!
Moonbay: .......why?
Irvine: WE'RE GOING TO THE CORE OF ZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moonbay: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
(Realized far too late)
(After 2 days, escaped and climbing up the ummmmm......... hole)
Moonbay: Man, this is cold!!!
Irvine: Not my fault we gone out of the transport and climbing back up!!
Moonbay: Blame it on the beauty!! Fine!!! (Kicks him)
Irvine: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (Fall down)
Moonbay: Hah! Serves you right!!! Oh, shit. (Loses grip and falls down too)
(After 1 week and 5 days)
(New Helic City)
Van: Well, let's go to Helic Airport!!
Fiona: Yeah.
(Arrives, waits for 3 hours)
Van: Awww man. My back hurt. I wanna go back!! Where are they?
Fiona: I dunno.
Van: Al right!!!! That's it!!! We're going back!!!!
(Meanwhile)
Irvine: I'm gonna freakin' kill Van. I wanna choke him-
Moonbay: -squash him-
Irvine: -burn him-
Moonbay: -freeze him-
Irvine: -hang him-
Moonbay: -kick his balls-
Irvine: -make him eat snails-
Moonbay: -beat him up-
Irvine: -stab him-
Moonbay: -suffocate him-
Irvine: -behead him-
Moonbay: -shred him-
(So and so. Saying something murderous)
Irvine: (After complaining) Can't.... talk..... too frozen....
Moonbay: Same...... (Says there for 6 weeks)
Rescue party: Hey! What are you doing there?
Moonbay: Mmmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm! (Help me, help me, HELP ME!!!!)
Rescue party: 2 frozen people here!!
(Rescues them)
Van: What happened? The tickets limited for 2 weeks!
Tv: .....2 adults were trapped in a core and they are still remain frozen. They are returned back to their home.
Van: Hey, that's Irvine and Moonbay!!!!
(Door ring)
Van: Who is it?
Moonbay: Come here, bitch!!!!
Irvine: I'm goona kill you!!!
(They choked him, squashed him, burnt him, froze him, hanged him, kicked his balls, made him eat slugs, beat him up, stabbed him, suffocated him and when they were about to behead him Fiona appeared)
Fiona: Oh my god!! Van, are you alright?
Van: (barely alive) no.
Fiona: Irvine, Moonbay, please stop.
Moonbay: (In thought) Only if you strip off and sing Jingle Bells.
Fiona: Okay. (Does it)
Irvine: Good. Let's free him.
Moonbay: Okay!
Van: (Recovers) I'm goona kill you!!
Fiona: Stop!! Van, don't hurt them!!
Van: Only if you strip off and sing Rudolf the red nose reindeer.
Fiona: Okay. (Does it)
Rudolf: Van!! How could you!!
Van: What?
Rudolf: Fiona is singing Rudolf the red nose reindeer!!! It suppose to be Rudolph! Not Rudolf!!
Van: Sorry!
Rudolf: Now people are making fun of me!!!
Van: I said sorry!!
Rudolf: And Fiona is naked!! I am so humiliated!!!
Van: THAT'S IT!! I SAID SORRY!! YOU STUPID IDIOTIC FUCK!!!!
(Van beats the hell out of him)
Van: Man, that felt good.
Van: (After their holiday) Merry Christmas!!!!
Irvine: Huh? A holiday? WOOHOO!!! Thanks! Oy, Moonbay! Get ready for holiday!!!
(At the Airport)
Irvine: Here's the ticket.
Receptionist: You go that way, thank you.
(At the transport, too big to notice it wasn't a... erm...aeroplane)
Moonbay: This is great!! I wonder where we're going.
Irvine: Don't you know where we're going?
Moonbay:....No. How 'bout you?
Irvine: HOLY SHIT!! WE HAVE TO GET OUT!!!!!!
Moonbay: .......why?
Irvine: WE'RE GOING TO THE CORE OF ZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moonbay: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
(Realized far too late)
(After 2 days, escaped and climbing up the ummmmm......... hole)
Moonbay: Man, this is cold!!!
Irvine: Not my fault we gone out of the transport and climbing back up!!
Moonbay: Blame it on the beauty!! Fine!!! (Kicks him)
Irvine: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (Fall down)
Moonbay: Hah! Serves you right!!! Oh, shit. (Loses grip and falls down too)
(After 1 week and 5 days)
(New Helic City)
Van: Well, let's go to Helic Airport!!
Fiona: Yeah.
(Arrives, waits for 3 hours)
Van: Awww man. My back hurt. I wanna go back!! Where are they?
Fiona: I dunno.
Van: Al right!!!! That's it!!! We're going back!!!!
(Meanwhile)
Irvine: I'm gonna freakin' kill Van. I wanna choke him-
Moonbay: -squash him-
Irvine: -burn him-
Moonbay: -freeze him-
Irvine: -hang him-
Moonbay: -kick his balls-
Irvine: -make him eat snails-
Moonbay: -beat him up-
Irvine: -stab him-
Moonbay: -suffocate him-
Irvine: -behead him-
Moonbay: -shred him-
(So and so. Saying something murderous)
Irvine: (After complaining) Can't.... talk..... too frozen....
Moonbay: Same...... (Says there for 6 weeks)
Rescue party: Hey! What are you doing there?
Moonbay: Mmmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm! (Help me, help me, HELP ME!!!!)
Rescue party: 2 frozen people here!!
(Rescues them)
Van: What happened? The tickets limited for 2 weeks!
Tv: .....2 adults were trapped in a core and they are still remain frozen. They are returned back to their home.
Van: Hey, that's Irvine and Moonbay!!!!
(Door ring)
Van: Who is it?
Moonbay: Come here, bitch!!!!
Irvine: I'm goona kill you!!!
(They choked him, squashed him, burnt him, froze him, hanged him, kicked his balls, made him eat slugs, beat him up, stabbed him, suffocated him and when they were about to behead him Fiona appeared)
Fiona: Oh my god!! Van, are you alright?
Van: (barely alive) no.
Fiona: Irvine, Moonbay, please stop.
Moonbay: (In thought) Only if you strip off and sing Jingle Bells.
Fiona: Okay. (Does it)
Irvine: Good. Let's free him.
Moonbay: Okay!
Van: (Recovers) I'm goona kill you!!
Fiona: Stop!! Van, don't hurt them!!
Van: Only if you strip off and sing Rudolf the red nose reindeer.
Fiona: Okay. (Does it)
Rudolf: Van!! How could you!!
Van: What?
Rudolf: Fiona is singing Rudolf the red nose reindeer!!! It suppose to be Rudolph! Not Rudolf!!
Van: Sorry!
Rudolf: Now people are making fun of me!!!
Van: I said sorry!!
Rudolf: And Fiona is naked!! I am so humiliated!!!
Van: THAT'S IT!! I SAID SORRY!! YOU STUPID IDIOTIC FUCK!!!!
(Van beats the hell out of him)
Van: Man, that felt good.