A/N: I do not own zoids. These stories are made by my idiotic brain.

(Champ Foundation)

Harry: Pleeeeeeeease, dad, give me money to buy Benjamin's and Sebastian's present!

Harry's Dad: Fine. (Gives him $6000000000)

Harry: Thanks!!

(Harry's base)

Sebastian: Where's Harry?

Benjamin: He went to his dad.

Sebastian: Okay. Who's his dad?

Benjamin: I dunno.

Sebastian: Okay. Why did he go there?

Benjamin: He said it's a secret.

Sebastian: Okay. Where is he again?

Benjamin: At his dad's company.

Sebastian: Okay. Why did he go there?

Benjamin: He said it's a secret.

Sebastian: Okay. Where is he?

(Goes on like this)

(Harry making a time portal)

Harry: This is hard! Bt with all the money dad gave me, I think I'll make it!

(After 4 days)

Sebastian: Where's Harry?

Benjamin: He went to his dad.

Sebastian: Okay. Who's his dad?

Benjamin: I dunno.

Sebastian: Okay. Why did he go there?

Benjamin: He said it's a secret.

Sebastian: Okay. Where is he again?

Benjamin: At his dad's company.

Sebastian: Okay. Why did he go there?

Benjamin: He said it's a secret.

Sebastian: Okay. Where is he?

(Meanwhile)

Harry: I finished! This is going to be the best present ever!!

(Christmas Day)

Harry: Merry Christmas! (Gives Sebastian and Benjamin their present)

Benjamin: This is my mom and dad?

Zeke: Fine. I'll own up. I'm your mum.

Shadow: Yeah. I'm your dad.

Sebastian: I look just like you!

Ambient: Bastard. I'm a dinosaur! You're a piece of shit!

Specular: Ignore your dad. He is always like this. Benjamin: How are you?

Zeke: We were doing fine when one of your fucked up friend kidnapped us!

Shadow: Yeah. My master is going to kill me.

Ambient: Not mine. Mine is dead.

Zeke: I was video recording Van and Fiona when your fucked up friend kicked me in the crouch!

Shadow: And I was video recording Raven and Reese when your friend bit me in the ass!

Ambient: I was having a funeral for my master.

Specular: I was chopping wood.

Benjamin: Why?

Specular: Because my master told me to burn Raven's clothes and I needed more wood to make fire burn.

Zeke: Suddenly I'm becoming hungry. Oh MAMA!!

(Bit, Brad and Jack entered Harry's House)

Zeke: Must... need.. that ....body! (Lunges at Jack)

Shadow: Hey!! Stop flirting with him!! You're married!!

Zeke: I divorce!!

Shadow: Fine!! (Searches for Moonbay or her... Ummmmmm... ancestors)

Ambient: Shit!! I missed my master's funeral!!!

Specular: Nah, don't worry. It's not like he can kill us!

Ambient: Sure?

Specular: Positive! Oh, shit. (Hilz's ghost appears)

Hilz: You insolent fucked up bastard! I'm going to kill you!!!

Specular: Boo.

Hilz: I have to say that!

Grim Reaper: No I have too!! Mwahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Author: Shut up!! Get on with the story!!

Specular: You wish. (Eats him)

Author: Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Harry: In special circumstances, this story isn't able to go any futher. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Ambient eats him)

Bit: By the shortage of characters- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Specular eats him.

Brad: And the Vicious organoids- ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Shadow eats him)

Jack: God! Help me! It is trying to hump me!

Crew: (Whispers) You have to say kill!!

Jack: Noooooooooo!! What did I ever do? (Zeke kidnaps him)

Zeke: You are somehow familiar.



Grim Reaper: Since the Author is dead-

Author: I'm not dead!

Grim Reaper: Shaddup!! Anyway, I'll do the you-know-what message.

Author: Reviews please-

Grim Reaper: (Cuts me head) Sorry 'bout that. Anyway, Reviews please. Mwaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!!