Author: I do not own zoids, Christmas or the songs. In fact, who own
Christmas? Who wrote the songs? Hmmm. . . . . . . awwell, better start the
story.
(One day in the Christmas Eve)
Bit: On the first day of Christmas my true Leena sent me- a Liger Zero Zoid.
Brad: O the Second day of Christmas my true Naomi sent to me- 2 Command Wolves-
Bit: And a Liger Zero Zoid.
Jaimi: On the Third day of Christmas my false Leon sent to me- 3 Raynos
Brad: 2 Command Wolves-
Bit: and a Liger Zero Zoid.
Leena: On the fourth day of Christmas-
Bit: Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute! Why do I get only one Zoid?
Brad: I dunno. Jaimi got 3! And it's a false love! Not a true love!
Jaimi: Well, still, I got 3 Raynos! Beat that!
Brad: Fine! Bit! Let's team up!
Bit: But if I have another zoid.
Brad: Fine then. I'll beat him myself.
Leena: Helllooo? I'm still doing my song!!!
Bit: Shut up.
Leena: You want a piece of me?
Bit: Yeah! How bout the breasts?
Leena: That's not what I mean. I meant do you want to get bashed up?
Bit: How bout I beat you up?
Leena: It's against the laws to beat up women!
Bit: You're not a women yet. Anyway, that law is on earth!
Leena: Oh, well. I'll beat you up with my gunsniper!
(Leena shoots the Charged Particle Cannon, Beam, Gun, etc. at the Liger)
Bit: Fuck you!
Leena: BIT! DON'T SWEAR!
Bit: Make me!
Leena: I'll make you! (Shoots the charged Particle Cannon at him. Unfortunately, the base was destroyed ad all the Blitz team died.)
Doc: Owwww. . . . I want to do mine!
Leon: Yeah! Me too!
Layon: Same mia!
Atiel: Me too!
Pierce: Me three!
Harry: Me four!
Sebastian: Me five!
Benjamin: Me six!
(Awwell. Too bad. Suddenly, Gunsniper Rises but a little girl bounces the ball at it and it gets destroyed completely with Leena In it)
(This is a reenactment of Jesus' birth. Religious people, DON"T READ!!!)
Moonbay: Irvine! We have to escape Guylos and Emperor Rudolf!
Irvine: Let's go to Helic!
Moonbay: Ow! The baby's kill me! We must find an inn! An angel called Fiona said that this baby is the Saviour of the World!
Irvine: Okay. (Searches inn)
Irvine: All of them are full up. Let's go to the stable!
Moonbay: Irvine! I'm having a Labor! Heelllppp!!
(Meanwhile)
Emperor Rudolf: We must kill that baby! Send the 3 wise men!
(3 wise men are Harry, Bit and . . . . . . . someone really stupid)
Harry: Uhh . . . . where do we go?
Bit: I'm tired. Let's go to the Stable.
Stupid person: Sure!
Bit: Hey! You're that women! We can't kill you. You are too hot.
Moonbay: It's coming! It's coming! Ohhhh. That felt good! (Farts)
Harry: Ewwwww! You're fart stinks like hell!
Moonbay: Now it's coming! Ohh. . . . . that felt good again! (Farts louder)
Bit: Stop farting! You gonna kill us all!
Irvine: Moonbay, why did we marry?
Moonbay: Duh. Because we had the baby before we were married!
Irvine: Oh. I was regretting the marriage.
Moonbay: Now it's coming! Ahhhh! Ooooo!!! Iiiiiii!! Oh no. Oh no.
Harry: I'm getting outta here before she farts again!
Stupid person: I can't smell so I don't mind.
Bit: That's the baby! He looks weird!
Moonbay: He got my hair colour ad Irvine's skin colour!
Van: Goo. Hey! I'm not born! She ate me!
Moonbay: How?
Van: I was trying beat the wheat for bread myself when suddenly, Moonbay decided to make the biggest bread in the world so sheused the harvester! I got out just in time and was covered in beaten wheat, when suddenly she put me in the bowl!
Moonbay: Oh yeah. Ow did you et I my mouth?
Van: If I answer that it'll blow your secret.
Moonbay: Ok. Don't ask that.
Bit: Awwell. Since he is not hot we will kill him.
Van: I'm not her daughter!
Bit: You mean son, don't you? Because you look like a boy.
Stupid Person: Are you sure? Looks like a magpie which got its rabis shot.
Harry: You can't smell, and can't see. Is there anything more?
Stupid person: Uhhhh. . . . I can't taste!
Harry, Bit: O_o!
Harry: I don't know why the author calls him the 3 wise men.
Author: Hey! It suppose to be funny! What, if I called you 3 idiotic stupid men, would you like it?
Bit: I would!
Author: Shut up. Okay then you shall be call 3 Stupid men!
Bit: No I want to be called 3 idiotic stupid men!
Author: Fine then.
Harry: Bit! We're not stupid are we?
(Silence)
Harry: Fine! I'm stupid! (sob)
Author: Grim Reaper, can you please kill him?
Grim Reaper: I was waiting for you to say that.
(Chops off Harry's head)
Author: Thank you. Now lets get on with the story.
(the 3 idiotic stupid men is now stupid person, Bit and Thomas. Okay. Thomas maybe is smart but I don't really like him. Flames, please)
Bit: The story says that we give him presents and run away.
Stupid person: Okay.
(Bit gives him Blade Liger, Thomas gives him Zeke and stupid person give him a bible)
Van: What the fuck is this for?
Stupid person: In the end, the story says that you will die. So I want you to read about it and check it out.
Van: Okay. (Dies on the cross several years later)
A/N: Reviews please. Flames if you must but if you are religious, I warned you. So beware of that. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Thank you.
(One day in the Christmas Eve)
Bit: On the first day of Christmas my true Leena sent me- a Liger Zero Zoid.
Brad: O the Second day of Christmas my true Naomi sent to me- 2 Command Wolves-
Bit: And a Liger Zero Zoid.
Jaimi: On the Third day of Christmas my false Leon sent to me- 3 Raynos
Brad: 2 Command Wolves-
Bit: and a Liger Zero Zoid.
Leena: On the fourth day of Christmas-
Bit: Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute! Why do I get only one Zoid?
Brad: I dunno. Jaimi got 3! And it's a false love! Not a true love!
Jaimi: Well, still, I got 3 Raynos! Beat that!
Brad: Fine! Bit! Let's team up!
Bit: But if I have another zoid.
Brad: Fine then. I'll beat him myself.
Leena: Helllooo? I'm still doing my song!!!
Bit: Shut up.
Leena: You want a piece of me?
Bit: Yeah! How bout the breasts?
Leena: That's not what I mean. I meant do you want to get bashed up?
Bit: How bout I beat you up?
Leena: It's against the laws to beat up women!
Bit: You're not a women yet. Anyway, that law is on earth!
Leena: Oh, well. I'll beat you up with my gunsniper!
(Leena shoots the Charged Particle Cannon, Beam, Gun, etc. at the Liger)
Bit: Fuck you!
Leena: BIT! DON'T SWEAR!
Bit: Make me!
Leena: I'll make you! (Shoots the charged Particle Cannon at him. Unfortunately, the base was destroyed ad all the Blitz team died.)
Doc: Owwww. . . . I want to do mine!
Leon: Yeah! Me too!
Layon: Same mia!
Atiel: Me too!
Pierce: Me three!
Harry: Me four!
Sebastian: Me five!
Benjamin: Me six!
(Awwell. Too bad. Suddenly, Gunsniper Rises but a little girl bounces the ball at it and it gets destroyed completely with Leena In it)
(This is a reenactment of Jesus' birth. Religious people, DON"T READ!!!)
Moonbay: Irvine! We have to escape Guylos and Emperor Rudolf!
Irvine: Let's go to Helic!
Moonbay: Ow! The baby's kill me! We must find an inn! An angel called Fiona said that this baby is the Saviour of the World!
Irvine: Okay. (Searches inn)
Irvine: All of them are full up. Let's go to the stable!
Moonbay: Irvine! I'm having a Labor! Heelllppp!!
(Meanwhile)
Emperor Rudolf: We must kill that baby! Send the 3 wise men!
(3 wise men are Harry, Bit and . . . . . . . someone really stupid)
Harry: Uhh . . . . where do we go?
Bit: I'm tired. Let's go to the Stable.
Stupid person: Sure!
Bit: Hey! You're that women! We can't kill you. You are too hot.
Moonbay: It's coming! It's coming! Ohhhh. That felt good! (Farts)
Harry: Ewwwww! You're fart stinks like hell!
Moonbay: Now it's coming! Ohh. . . . . that felt good again! (Farts louder)
Bit: Stop farting! You gonna kill us all!
Irvine: Moonbay, why did we marry?
Moonbay: Duh. Because we had the baby before we were married!
Irvine: Oh. I was regretting the marriage.
Moonbay: Now it's coming! Ahhhh! Ooooo!!! Iiiiiii!! Oh no. Oh no.
Harry: I'm getting outta here before she farts again!
Stupid person: I can't smell so I don't mind.
Bit: That's the baby! He looks weird!
Moonbay: He got my hair colour ad Irvine's skin colour!
Van: Goo. Hey! I'm not born! She ate me!
Moonbay: How?
Van: I was trying beat the wheat for bread myself when suddenly, Moonbay decided to make the biggest bread in the world so sheused the harvester! I got out just in time and was covered in beaten wheat, when suddenly she put me in the bowl!
Moonbay: Oh yeah. Ow did you et I my mouth?
Van: If I answer that it'll blow your secret.
Moonbay: Ok. Don't ask that.
Bit: Awwell. Since he is not hot we will kill him.
Van: I'm not her daughter!
Bit: You mean son, don't you? Because you look like a boy.
Stupid Person: Are you sure? Looks like a magpie which got its rabis shot.
Harry: You can't smell, and can't see. Is there anything more?
Stupid person: Uhhhh. . . . I can't taste!
Harry, Bit: O_o!
Harry: I don't know why the author calls him the 3 wise men.
Author: Hey! It suppose to be funny! What, if I called you 3 idiotic stupid men, would you like it?
Bit: I would!
Author: Shut up. Okay then you shall be call 3 Stupid men!
Bit: No I want to be called 3 idiotic stupid men!
Author: Fine then.
Harry: Bit! We're not stupid are we?
(Silence)
Harry: Fine! I'm stupid! (sob)
Author: Grim Reaper, can you please kill him?
Grim Reaper: I was waiting for you to say that.
(Chops off Harry's head)
Author: Thank you. Now lets get on with the story.
(the 3 idiotic stupid men is now stupid person, Bit and Thomas. Okay. Thomas maybe is smart but I don't really like him. Flames, please)
Bit: The story says that we give him presents and run away.
Stupid person: Okay.
(Bit gives him Blade Liger, Thomas gives him Zeke and stupid person give him a bible)
Van: What the fuck is this for?
Stupid person: In the end, the story says that you will die. So I want you to read about it and check it out.
Van: Okay. (Dies on the cross several years later)
A/N: Reviews please. Flames if you must but if you are religious, I warned you. So beware of that. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Thank you.