Colonel O'Neill finished explaining to them how to kill the virus that was currently rampaging through my body.

"I do not believe that will work, Colonel O'Neill," Teal'c said.  Jonas looked up from his notepad.

"Actually, it might.  But sending a naquada molecule into particle decay requires-"

"Jonas!" Colonel O'Neill interrupted sharply.  "Just don't, ok?"

"Yes Colonel."

Thank you."

"Colonel, just how do you intend to do this?"

"I plan to inject Carter with a large amount of naquada and then zat her."

                             "WHAT?!!" Janet exploded.  Colonel O'Neill had eventually managed to convince General Hammond, and was now trying to convince Janet.

"There is no way in hell you are going to do that to my patient!"

"Doc-"

"First of all, Sam would never survive having that large an amount of naquada in her blood.  And even if, and I mean if, she did, she would never, EVER, survive being zatted in her current state." She threw her hands up.  "What the hell were you thinking?!"

"Actually, Carter came up with the idea."

She stared at him in disbelief. 

"Oh sure, and I'm a giant cockroach."

"What?  You're not?  Jeez doc, all this time you've had me fooled…………"

I ran my hand through my hair.  Why the hell was I using him to convince everyone? I was never going to be healed.

"Doc, you know I'd never do anything to hurt Sam.  Just trust me on this, ok?" Colonel O'Neill said seriously.  Ok.  So maybe I was going to get healed.  Eventually.

Janet stared at him for a moment. 

"Fine," she muttered.

                      "Injecting the last of the naquada now," Janet announced.  She slowly, but steadily, pushed the needle in.  She quickly pulled it out and nodded to Teal'c, who was standing behind her.  He raised his zat and fired.  Everything went black for a second.  I woke up and found myself sitting in the infirmary bed.  I was alive!

"Welcome back to the land of the living, Carter," Colonel O'Neill grinned. "Uh-" He looked up at the ceiling. "For crying out loud Daniel, I will if you just shut up!"

He shook his head and muttered something.  He took a step towards my bed.

"Uh, Sam?" He knelt on one knee and produced something from his pocket.  "Will you marry me?"

Well, that's the end!  Like it?  Hate it?  I don't know why I ended it like that but I just did.  Sorry for Sam's complete stupidity at some parts of the story.  And has anyone else realised that if her middle name began with a G, her initials would be SGC? Strange huh?!