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"Hello were here on WHO WANTS TO BE A RINGBEARER tonight in the Shire with Gandalf the Gay, Frodo the Hobo, Samwise the Unwise, Pimpin' Pippin, and Legolas the penislas" said Regis.
"Are you ready?" asks Regis
"Alright Gandalf if you would be so kind as to come over here." says Regis
"Would you hold against me if I said you had beautiful thighs?" asks Gandalf the Gay.
"Yes, in fact would." answered Regis.
"Alright and for 100 what was your name in the first book?" asks Regis. "Gandalf the Pink, Gandalf the Purple, Gandalf the Grey, or Gandalf the Rainbow."
"Ooh I know I know! I am called Gandalf the Rainbow." he answered.
"I am sorry but that is incorrect. Please leave, and stop staring at my thighs." Exclaimed Regis.
"Next up Frodo the Hobo, please come up here." Says Regis.
"In the book where do you start your journey?" asks Regis. "the cardboard box, the Shire, Gondor, the fires of mount Mordor.
"I would contact somebody. Aragorny the Horny please come down from the crowd." Says Frodo.
Aragorn comes down from the crowd.
"You have 60 seconds to ask your question and receive and answer. GO!" said Regis.
"In the book where do I start the journey?" asks Frodo very slowly taking up much time.
"UMMM, it is where you live. Mmmmm and that hot chick I wish I could just.." says Aragorn.
"Times up" says Regis.
"I would like to answer The Cardboard Box because that is where I live." Says Frodo. _*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_**_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*__*_*_*_*_*_*
that is all I have right now I am kmaking this up off of the top of my head so.yeah whatever.
Please review since this is a parody flames are accepted.
"Hello were here on WHO WANTS TO BE A RINGBEARER tonight in the Shire with Gandalf the Gay, Frodo the Hobo, Samwise the Unwise, Pimpin' Pippin, and Legolas the penislas" said Regis.
"Are you ready?" asks Regis
"Alright Gandalf if you would be so kind as to come over here." says Regis
"Would you hold against me if I said you had beautiful thighs?" asks Gandalf the Gay.
"Yes, in fact would." answered Regis.
"Alright and for 100 what was your name in the first book?" asks Regis. "Gandalf the Pink, Gandalf the Purple, Gandalf the Grey, or Gandalf the Rainbow."
"Ooh I know I know! I am called Gandalf the Rainbow." he answered.
"I am sorry but that is incorrect. Please leave, and stop staring at my thighs." Exclaimed Regis.
"Next up Frodo the Hobo, please come up here." Says Regis.
"In the book where do you start your journey?" asks Regis. "the cardboard box, the Shire, Gondor, the fires of mount Mordor.
"I would contact somebody. Aragorny the Horny please come down from the crowd." Says Frodo.
Aragorn comes down from the crowd.
"You have 60 seconds to ask your question and receive and answer. GO!" said Regis.
"In the book where do I start the journey?" asks Frodo very slowly taking up much time.
"UMMM, it is where you live. Mmmmm and that hot chick I wish I could just.." says Aragorn.
"Times up" says Regis.
"I would like to answer The Cardboard Box because that is where I live." Says Frodo. _*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_**_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*__*_*_*_*_*_*
that is all I have right now I am kmaking this up off of the top of my head so.yeah whatever.
Please review since this is a parody flames are accepted.