A Slightly Morbid 12 Days of Christmas
(Harry Potter Style)
Disclaimer: No, we don't own Harry Potter. What are you on? (We mean that in a caring way. REALLY.) Authors: Rubai D. and Music ShadowCat Author's Note: We actually like Malfoy. We think he's a cute little ferret. We just needed someone to do this to. He's just a scapegoat so no worries.(Gee, we're really sure that makes you feel so much better * eye roll *
Let the story -song begin! (You know the tune!)
One the first day of Christmas Harry Potter gave to me Malfoy hanging dead from a tree.
On the second day of Christmas Harry Potter gave to me two horrifying shrieks, etc.
On the third day of Christmas Harry Potter gave to me three poisoned lemon drops, etc.
On the fourth day of Christmas Harry Potter gave to me four broken wands, etc.
On the fifth day of Christmas Harry Potter gave to me five deadly potions, etc.
On the sixth day of Christmas Harry Potter gave to me six psycho hippogriffs, etc.
On the seventh day of Christmas Harry Potter gave to me seven bad omens, etc.
On the eighth day of Christmas harry Potter gave to me eight angry squid, etc.
On the ninth day of Christmas Harry Potter gave to me nine cranky dragons, etc.
On the tenth day of Christmas Harry Potter gave to me ten disturbed houselves, etc.
On the eleventh day of Christmas Harry Potter gave to me eleven bouncing ferrets, etc.
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas Harry Potter gave to me twelve speeding blugers, eleven bouncing ferrets, ten disturbed houselves, nine cranky dragons, eight angry squid, seven bad omens, six psycho hippogriffs, five deadly potions, four broken wands, three poisoned lemon drops, two horrifying shrieks, and Malfoy hanging dead from a tree!
Author's Note: If you choose to review (and we hope you do) be nice!)~ Rubai and Music
Disclaimer: No, we don't own Harry Potter. What are you on? (We mean that in a caring way. REALLY.) Authors: Rubai D. and Music ShadowCat Author's Note: We actually like Malfoy. We think he's a cute little ferret. We just needed someone to do this to. He's just a scapegoat so no worries.(Gee, we're really sure that makes you feel so much better * eye roll *
Let the story -song begin! (You know the tune!)
One the first day of Christmas Harry Potter gave to me Malfoy hanging dead from a tree.
On the second day of Christmas Harry Potter gave to me two horrifying shrieks, etc.
On the third day of Christmas Harry Potter gave to me three poisoned lemon drops, etc.
On the fourth day of Christmas Harry Potter gave to me four broken wands, etc.
On the fifth day of Christmas Harry Potter gave to me five deadly potions, etc.
On the sixth day of Christmas Harry Potter gave to me six psycho hippogriffs, etc.
On the seventh day of Christmas Harry Potter gave to me seven bad omens, etc.
On the eighth day of Christmas harry Potter gave to me eight angry squid, etc.
On the ninth day of Christmas Harry Potter gave to me nine cranky dragons, etc.
On the tenth day of Christmas Harry Potter gave to me ten disturbed houselves, etc.
On the eleventh day of Christmas Harry Potter gave to me eleven bouncing ferrets, etc.
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas Harry Potter gave to me twelve speeding blugers, eleven bouncing ferrets, ten disturbed houselves, nine cranky dragons, eight angry squid, seven bad omens, six psycho hippogriffs, five deadly potions, four broken wands, three poisoned lemon drops, two horrifying shrieks, and Malfoy hanging dead from a tree!
Author's Note: If you choose to review (and we hope you do) be nice!)~ Rubai and Music