Christmas Carols FF8 Style
You better watch out
By Selphie
(Sing it to the tune of "Santa Claus is coming to Town")
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You better not flirt
You better not lie
You better watch out
I'm telling you why
I will hit you bad if you do
You eye at other girls
When I am still around
You've got the nerve you big bastard
Keep your hands to your~self
Don't think that I don't know
What you do when I'm gone
You'd just as soon bed any girl
Who'll cast a glance at you… hey!
You better not flirt
You better not lie
You better watch out
I'm telling you why
I will hit you bad if you do
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Selphie: Don't let me catch you trying to chat that Julie up again! A little bird tells me that you tried to invite her to your dorm while I was on mission last month!
Irvine: I didn't, honest! The one who told you must be lying… who is he!
Selphie: I'd be damned if I told you my sources of information! (Wrenches his ear like it was a radio knob)
Irvine: Owowowowowowowwwwww~~~!! (Mutters under his breath) That damned Seifer….
Squall: (whispers in a low voice) Actually, it was me heeeheeeheee! Who would have thought, eh?
Rinny: Squallikins~~~ if you don't want Irvine to find out about it, why don't you let me have a look at your bankbook? (flutters her eyelashes coyly)
Squall: ….whatever…. (bored look)
Celestine: ZELL DINTCH! WHAT is that red mark on your neck?
Zell: It's that hickey you gave me on the sixth day of Christmas. Remember?
Celestine: LIAR! It was on the fifth I gave you… why is there an extra one?!!!
Zell: Damn it… failed again…. Owwwww!!!
Author's Notes: The next one up is… Quistis…hehehehhehe!!!