Christmas Carols FF8 Style
I'm Looking for my Mister Right
By
Rinoa
(Sing it to the tune of "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas)
*******Merry Xmas*******
I'm looking for my Mis~~ter Right
Who'll lavish loads of Gil on me
Squall's okay but he's such a scrooge
He won't let me have~~~ any of his Gil~~~~
I'm looking for my Mis--ter Right
Who'll treat me like a La-a-dy
Squall is fine but he's just so dumb~~~
Doesn't e-e-ven pull the chair for me
String of repetitive music
I'm looking for my Mist---er Right
Who's great at making love to me
Squall is good but he's too inex-pe-rien-ced
Guess I'll train him my-y-self
I'm looking for my Mist---er Right
Who doesn't talk back at me
Squall is great here cos he's so quiet
And that's what I love the most 'bout him
*******Merry Xmas*******
Squall (Shocked expression): ……
Rinoa: Why are you giving me that kind of look?
Squall (Thinks to himself): Inexperienced? Train me? Love me for being quiet? Man… she really knows how to boost my ego.
Seifer: (Clamps a hand on his shoulder) Puberty Boy… you really live up to your nick.
Squall takes his gunblade out with a murderous expression
Seifer: Ahh… forgive me… Puberty BOY… hehehehe
Squall slices a body part of Seifer's off.
Seifer: Mmmmphmmmmph!!!
It was his tongue, what did you think it was?
Squall: I get second-hand goods at the price I pay?!! I demand an audience with the President of Squaresoft Inc.!
Some official: Sorry, no can do. The President's off enjoying the many riches he mined out of you… erm I mean he's in a meeting with the shareholders.
Rinoa: WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY SECOND-HAND GOODS!!!!
Squall: Whatever… (Now you know why I keep saying that word… it surpasses all with its incredible vagueness and won't offend anyone….)
Author's Notes: Next one up will be Seifer… and it's the last one. I'll probably post it up on the Eve.