Christmas Carols FF8 Style
Henpecked Guys
By Seifer
(Sing it to the tune of "Jingle Bells")
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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!!!!
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Henpecked Guys
Henpecked Guys
Bullied all the way
Oh what fun it is to sneer
Smirking at their wimpy ways
Henpecked Guys
Henpecked Guys
Bullied all the way
Oh what fun it is to sneer
Smirking at their wimpy ways
Spy on Rin and Squall
She's the mistress of the house
He just says whatever
Even when she's wrong
Look at Chicken-wuss
Smitten with his gal
And she just has to give a yell
And he runs back like hell
Henpecked Guys
Henpecked Guys
Bullied all the way
Oh what fun it is to sneer
Smirking at their wimpy ways
Henpecked Guys
Henpecked Guys
Bullied all the way
Oh what fun it is to sneer
Smirking at their wimpy ways
Irvy's even worse
Sefie hits him bad
When she catches him
Flirting with other girls
Just who am I to say
And who am I to laugh
Quisty keeps control on me with
A leash around my neck
Henpecked Guys
Henpecked Guys
Bullied all the way
Oh what fun it is to sneer
Smirking at their wimpy ways
Henpecked Guys
Henpecked Guys
Bullied all the way
Oh what fun it is to sneer
Smirking at their wimpy ways
Henpecked Guys
Henpecked Guys
Bullied all the way
Oh what fun it is to sneer
Smirking at their wimpy ways
Henpecked Guys
Henpecked Guys
Bullied all the way
Oh what fun it is to sneer
Smirking at their wimpy ways~~~!!
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Season's Greetings!
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Quisty: Hmm… this one doesn't match with your coat… maybe I should get a leather lease… what do you think?
Seifer (mutters to no one in particular): I'm starting to think that maybe Squall wasn't so dumb with his monosyllabic answer after all.
Celestine (Zell's girl in my fics): ZELL! What is this lacy thing hanging from the back of your pocket?!!! How dare you, you perverted ten-minute guy!
Zell: (red-faced): That was supposed to be your Christmas prezzie… did ya hafta shout it out for all to know?
Celestine: Oops… but it was the truth anyway.
Squall: What's the deal with the ten minutes?
Rinoa: Squall… tsk tsk… you need a lot more training from what I observe.
Squall: Whatever…
Zell: Where's Sefie and Irvine?
Rinoa: She caught him, yet again, doing the hanky-panky with another girl… I think she's urging him to try on his Christmas present from her.
Zell: Which is?
Rinoa: I think it was the male version of the chastity belt… *snigger*
Zell: ?????
Author's Notes:
In order for this Carol to take effect, please imagine for a moment that Rinoa/Squall, Zell/Whatever Girl, Irvine/Selphie and last but not least, Quistis/Seifer were already married… not too difficult is it? If your ideal combination isn't like that, just swap the names around, and you get your desired carol… hehehe.