The Histories of a Toad Named Slippy.
Author's note:
In the far and distant times of Starfox 64. Slippy was a pilot and also told you how much shield the boss had left. And then. if you failed to kill a boss on sector X within a time limit. that stupid, STUPID toad went on a suicide mission and got himself captured on a big, hot and dry planet. When I first heard Slippy's voice on SF64 I was willing to bet that he was a girl. Now, in SFA I am even more convinced that Slippy is CAT (remember her?) or Krystal in disguise...
Another chapter on the way...
--On Great Fox--
Fox: Slippy's gotta go...
Peppy: Oh, c'mon Fox, give him another chance?
Fox: If I hear his stupid high pitched squeaky voice once more, I'm gonna...
--Fox picks up the spanner that Slippy uses to chuck around Great Fox and holds it in what he hopes is a menacing manner--
Slippy (THAT toad): Hi fox!!!!!!
--Fox drops the spanner on his foot and clenches his jaw--
Slippy: Fox?
Fox: miiip......
Slippy: Fox?
Fox: miiiiiiiiiiiiiip!
Peppy: Fox, calm down.......... I thought...?
Fox (bringing Peppy aside): I thought you sent him to fix the robot...?
Peppy: Maybe we didn't hit him hard enough
Fox: Hmmmmm
--Fox puts his head in the palm of his hand and poses in a thoughtful way--
Peppy: er...Fox?
Fox : hm?
Peppy: Why are you doing that?
Fox: What?
Peppy: THAT
Fox: WHAT???
Peppy: THAAAAAT
FOX: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????
Peppy: Oh, forget it, we have to think of a way to get rid of Slippy.
Slippy (like a dog answers to its name): wat????
Peppy: No Slippy, you spell 'what' w - h - a - t not w - a - t... You try.
Slippy: what???
Peppy: Well done ^_^
Fox: Oh... Slippy... the Pepster and I must have an urgent chat..... c'mon,....
--Fox pulls peppy into a side room and speaks in a hushed whisper.--
Fox: Look, why do you think Falco left? Hm? Because he was bored of not having a job? Yeah, sure, are you gonna believe Rareware(r)?????? It's because of that useless, USELESS green object that we have one less good pilot and only an annoying toad for company...
Peppy: OK, but what are we gonna do??? We can't just roll Slippy up in a carpet, chuck him in the broom closet and hope he just disappears!!!
--Peppy looks at the expression on Fox's face--
Peppy: oh no..........
--An hour later....--
Fox : Where the hell is that frog???
Peppy: Toad.
--Fox stares at the old pilot--
Fox: Look, we've got the carpet, we've got the broom closet... now where's the frog?????
Peppy: Er, Fox, Slippy's a ....
--Fox stares even harder and his fellow shipmate and his right eye twitches slightly...--
Fox: Wait.....
--Fox makes his staff long with a swoosh and looks at it.--
Fox: It's blue ...
Peppy: It's always blue, Fox..
Fox: No, it's glowing blue... You see, this staff was crafted by the elves many years ago...
Peppy: Er...??? What?
Fox: Haven't you seen... oh, never mind. It means (in a silently silky voice) frogs are close!
Peppy: Fox, Slippy's not a frog, he's a.........
--Now both of Fox's eyes are twitching violently and he begins to sweat...
As if on cue, Slippy enters--
--Fox, however, is not prepared and is still sweating and twitching while Slippy begins to squeeeeek---
Fox : aaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaa hhhhHHHHhhHHHa
Slippy eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiieiieieeeeieieieiaaeiaieieieiaieaiai
Peppy: aaaaaaaaaaaarrarraaaaaaarrRRRAaarrrraaarrr
Fox: AAAAAaahhhaaaahahhaahahahhaha
Slippy: heeeheheheheehehehehehaeeueueueueueiieieie
Peppy: Wait, Fox... aren't you meant to be doing something now....?
--Fox doesn't understand--
Fox: Er..... no? ...oh......OHHH
--Fox jumps on Slippy and forgets the carpet.--
Fox: Wait here Slippy ...
Slippy: Sure thing fox!
--Fox flinches at the abnormally high voice--
--Then he comes back with the carpet and begins to roll up Slippy--
Fox: phew... I'm glad that's over..
Peppy: Er, Fox........
--Slippy, inside the dark blue carpet, is making muffled squeaks... and if you listen you can hear that these are not only muffled squeaks but....-
--Another hour later - Slippy in a closet-
Fox (his eyes twitching like a dying rabbit): C-c-can you hear that......?????????
Peppy: (both of his fluffy eyebrows jumping and flittering) It's the star-ffff-ff-f-f.f.fo.xxxxxx-x-x---x-xx-x-- theme...eee-e-ee it is ss.sss......ss....oooo....ooo.. repet....repetitive.......so repetitive so repetitive so repetitive so repetitive so repetitive... It's as bad as the music on the starfox website...
Fox & Peppy(singing along) : da da da dadadaaaaaaa da da da da da dadly dadly da daaaaaaaaa da da da da da daaaaaaaa da da da da da dady daly da ..................
End of chapter 1
Disclaimer : I do not own Rareware(r) (obviously) or Nintendo(r) (even more obvious) but I will someday and then people will be writing me disclaimers and I'll sue those who don't!!! Mua ha ha ha! (and JestaAriadne did the spell checking!)
All characters belong to them^
Author's note:
In the far and distant times of Starfox 64. Slippy was a pilot and also told you how much shield the boss had left. And then. if you failed to kill a boss on sector X within a time limit. that stupid, STUPID toad went on a suicide mission and got himself captured on a big, hot and dry planet. When I first heard Slippy's voice on SF64 I was willing to bet that he was a girl. Now, in SFA I am even more convinced that Slippy is CAT (remember her?) or Krystal in disguise...
Another chapter on the way...
--On Great Fox--
Fox: Slippy's gotta go...
Peppy: Oh, c'mon Fox, give him another chance?
Fox: If I hear his stupid high pitched squeaky voice once more, I'm gonna...
--Fox picks up the spanner that Slippy uses to chuck around Great Fox and holds it in what he hopes is a menacing manner--
Slippy (THAT toad): Hi fox!!!!!!
--Fox drops the spanner on his foot and clenches his jaw--
Slippy: Fox?
Fox: miiip......
Slippy: Fox?
Fox: miiiiiiiiiiiiiip!
Peppy: Fox, calm down.......... I thought...?
Fox (bringing Peppy aside): I thought you sent him to fix the robot...?
Peppy: Maybe we didn't hit him hard enough
Fox: Hmmmmm
--Fox puts his head in the palm of his hand and poses in a thoughtful way--
Peppy: er...Fox?
Fox : hm?
Peppy: Why are you doing that?
Fox: What?
Peppy: THAT
Fox: WHAT???
Peppy: THAAAAAT
FOX: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????
Peppy: Oh, forget it, we have to think of a way to get rid of Slippy.
Slippy (like a dog answers to its name): wat????
Peppy: No Slippy, you spell 'what' w - h - a - t not w - a - t... You try.
Slippy: what???
Peppy: Well done ^_^
Fox: Oh... Slippy... the Pepster and I must have an urgent chat..... c'mon,....
--Fox pulls peppy into a side room and speaks in a hushed whisper.--
Fox: Look, why do you think Falco left? Hm? Because he was bored of not having a job? Yeah, sure, are you gonna believe Rareware(r)?????? It's because of that useless, USELESS green object that we have one less good pilot and only an annoying toad for company...
Peppy: OK, but what are we gonna do??? We can't just roll Slippy up in a carpet, chuck him in the broom closet and hope he just disappears!!!
--Peppy looks at the expression on Fox's face--
Peppy: oh no..........
--An hour later....--
Fox : Where the hell is that frog???
Peppy: Toad.
--Fox stares at the old pilot--
Fox: Look, we've got the carpet, we've got the broom closet... now where's the frog?????
Peppy: Er, Fox, Slippy's a ....
--Fox stares even harder and his fellow shipmate and his right eye twitches slightly...--
Fox: Wait.....
--Fox makes his staff long with a swoosh and looks at it.--
Fox: It's blue ...
Peppy: It's always blue, Fox..
Fox: No, it's glowing blue... You see, this staff was crafted by the elves many years ago...
Peppy: Er...??? What?
Fox: Haven't you seen... oh, never mind. It means (in a silently silky voice) frogs are close!
Peppy: Fox, Slippy's not a frog, he's a.........
--Now both of Fox's eyes are twitching violently and he begins to sweat...
As if on cue, Slippy enters--
--Fox, however, is not prepared and is still sweating and twitching while Slippy begins to squeeeeek---
Fox : aaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaa hhhhHHHHhhHHHa
Slippy eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiieiieieeeeieieieiaaeiaieieieiaieaiai
Peppy: aaaaaaaaaaaarrarraaaaaaarrRRRAaarrrraaarrr
Fox: AAAAAaahhhaaaahahhaahahahhaha
Slippy: heeeheheheheehehehehehaeeueueueueueiieieie
Peppy: Wait, Fox... aren't you meant to be doing something now....?
--Fox doesn't understand--
Fox: Er..... no? ...oh......OHHH
--Fox jumps on Slippy and forgets the carpet.--
Fox: Wait here Slippy ...
Slippy: Sure thing fox!
--Fox flinches at the abnormally high voice--
--Then he comes back with the carpet and begins to roll up Slippy--
Fox: phew... I'm glad that's over..
Peppy: Er, Fox........
--Slippy, inside the dark blue carpet, is making muffled squeaks... and if you listen you can hear that these are not only muffled squeaks but....-
--Another hour later - Slippy in a closet-
Fox (his eyes twitching like a dying rabbit): C-c-can you hear that......?????????
Peppy: (both of his fluffy eyebrows jumping and flittering) It's the star-ffff-ff-f-f.f.fo.xxxxxx-x-x---x-xx-x-- theme...eee-e-ee it is ss.sss......ss....oooo....ooo.. repet....repetitive.......so repetitive so repetitive so repetitive so repetitive so repetitive... It's as bad as the music on the starfox website...
Fox & Peppy(singing along) : da da da dadadaaaaaaa da da da da da dadly dadly da daaaaaaaaa da da da da da daaaaaaaa da da da da da dady daly da ..................
End of chapter 1
Disclaimer : I do not own Rareware(r) (obviously) or Nintendo(r) (even more obvious) but I will someday and then people will be writing me disclaimers and I'll sue those who don't!!! Mua ha ha ha! (and JestaAriadne did the spell checking!)
All characters belong to them^