The toad part 2
Intro; now that fox and peppy are near madness and Slippy is safely rolled up in a closet this seems a good moment for the fourth member of the Starfox team to make an appearance.
Falco; ............ why is everything so quiet???
--a tiny ray of hope shines in Falco's mind-
Falco; .....where's that sound coming from? It sounds like the?......no it couldn't be...
---Falco walks down a corridor and sniffs as he goes following the sound-
Falco (Thinking)- ; I wander why im sniffing? Come to think of it I don't even have a nose to sniff with?
--Falco stops sniffing and turns off his nose-
Falco(thinking) I don't have a nose...... and how can you turn one off even if you did have one.....????
---Falco stuffs a large green umbrella into his beak and starts singing the Starfox theme-
Falco( thinking) why am I doing this I don't want to.......
Falco( thinking) it's the author messing with my mind he's writing stuff so I have to do it.....
--Falco (of his own free will ) ....--
Falco ; that's a lie...
--ok, because I told him to ,starts stuffing mince pies into his mouth and laughs jollily -
Falco ( mouth full of pie) immm no...f doin that ....ho ho ho ...ahhhahahahahaha no mustn't laugh........must resist ho ho.......h.....o.....nooo
--these african birds are so weak minded-
Falco: (with his mouth full of pie) hey I resent that , and im not African im Mexican.
--and stupid-
--falco, in a spurt of anger starts firing his blaster randomly at the ceiling, while screaming-
Falco: call me stupid????!!! Ill shoot you!!!!! ARRRGRR! Ill get you!!!
--I rest my case-
--anyway...falco follows the sound along all the passage ways and then suddenly!!!!-
Falco: why am I changing????
--falco looks at his wings-
Falco: I look .......better???? im in higher resolution!!!!?? ......its you, you lousy author, making me look different.
--no, its just that we aren't in Starfox Adventures(r) anymore were in the Gamecube 2 Starfox game....-
Falco(grumbling) don't see why its called the Starfox game..... why not Falco 64... it would have been much catchier..... what is the new game on GC2 called anyway?????
--umm its called ....."Starfox: ::::the death of Falco"--
Falco; WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! What????!!!
---yes it says that Falco Lombardi , the evil bird teams up with Slippy toad and try to take over great fox. But with the help of Peppy Hare he... well I don't want to spoil the ending for all the kids at home?-
---Falco starts shooting the ceiling of great fox , then realises that he doesn't have a blaster---
Falco: where's my blaster??????
--in the new game, Falco Lombardi, the evil bird only has a pea shooter-
---back to the semi-conscious pair sitting outside the musical closet-
--peppy has broken away from Slippy's song and runs of to his bedroom-
---fox is still singing hysterically and dribbling at the mouth when a pair of large pink headphones are placed around his ears and......what appears to be S Club 7 is pumped into his brain-
Fox: AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAHHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (deep breath) AAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA!!!!!!!! AG AG GA GAG A GAAARFRDR WAAAA WHAT IS THAT????
Peppy: its part of my CD collection ,look
--fox flinches as peppy pulls out of his bag - a Hear say, sclub juniors, and a spice girls album, not to mention all the collectors edition of all the 'Sclub 7 singles-
fox:????????? S........Club.....7??????????!
Peppy: I like Bradley!
--as fox faints peppy drags him back to his bedroom-
--Even though Slippy has an abnormally small brain, if one at all, he did realise that the Starfox theme tune had gotten a bit old-
--Slippy stopped singing and came out of the closet, that fox had forgotten to lock-
Slippy: Fox ......Peppy?
--Slippy looks around the room-
Slippy: Where is Everybody??
---Slippy seems to be threatened by a particularly menacing shadow---
Slippy: im scared...
--Slippy then decides to return to his quarters, which happens to be next to Peppy's room-
---from the depths of great fox echoing along the empty corridors, there came the sound of 'Reach for the Stars'
that peppy had insisted would help to drive out the sound of the Starfox theme tune. This was true but the in this case the cure was considerably worse than the disease. And if you listened closely you could hear the crazed Falco screaming and the occasional pop as he fired his pea shooter-
end of chapter 2
Disclaimer: same as the other chapter but now with the appearance of Sclub 7 or Sclub and hear say and the others, I must mention that I don't own them I didn't make any unnecessary remarks ok?????.
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Intro; now that fox and peppy are near madness and Slippy is safely rolled up in a closet this seems a good moment for the fourth member of the Starfox team to make an appearance.
Falco; ............ why is everything so quiet???
--a tiny ray of hope shines in Falco's mind-
Falco; .....where's that sound coming from? It sounds like the?......no it couldn't be...
---Falco walks down a corridor and sniffs as he goes following the sound-
Falco (Thinking)- ; I wander why im sniffing? Come to think of it I don't even have a nose to sniff with?
--Falco stops sniffing and turns off his nose-
Falco(thinking) I don't have a nose...... and how can you turn one off even if you did have one.....????
---Falco stuffs a large green umbrella into his beak and starts singing the Starfox theme-
Falco( thinking) why am I doing this I don't want to.......
Falco( thinking) it's the author messing with my mind he's writing stuff so I have to do it.....
--Falco (of his own free will ) ....--
Falco ; that's a lie...
--ok, because I told him to ,starts stuffing mince pies into his mouth and laughs jollily -
Falco ( mouth full of pie) immm no...f doin that ....ho ho ho ...ahhhahahahahaha no mustn't laugh........must resist ho ho.......h.....o.....nooo
--these african birds are so weak minded-
Falco: (with his mouth full of pie) hey I resent that , and im not African im Mexican.
--and stupid-
--falco, in a spurt of anger starts firing his blaster randomly at the ceiling, while screaming-
Falco: call me stupid????!!! Ill shoot you!!!!! ARRRGRR! Ill get you!!!
--I rest my case-
--anyway...falco follows the sound along all the passage ways and then suddenly!!!!-
Falco: why am I changing????
--falco looks at his wings-
Falco: I look .......better???? im in higher resolution!!!!?? ......its you, you lousy author, making me look different.
--no, its just that we aren't in Starfox Adventures(r) anymore were in the Gamecube 2 Starfox game....-
Falco(grumbling) don't see why its called the Starfox game..... why not Falco 64... it would have been much catchier..... what is the new game on GC2 called anyway?????
--umm its called ....."Starfox: ::::the death of Falco"--
Falco; WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! What????!!!
---yes it says that Falco Lombardi , the evil bird teams up with Slippy toad and try to take over great fox. But with the help of Peppy Hare he... well I don't want to spoil the ending for all the kids at home?-
---Falco starts shooting the ceiling of great fox , then realises that he doesn't have a blaster---
Falco: where's my blaster??????
--in the new game, Falco Lombardi, the evil bird only has a pea shooter-
---back to the semi-conscious pair sitting outside the musical closet-
--peppy has broken away from Slippy's song and runs of to his bedroom-
---fox is still singing hysterically and dribbling at the mouth when a pair of large pink headphones are placed around his ears and......what appears to be S Club 7 is pumped into his brain-
Fox: AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAHHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (deep breath) AAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA!!!!!!!! AG AG GA GAG A GAAARFRDR WAAAA WHAT IS THAT????
Peppy: its part of my CD collection ,look
--fox flinches as peppy pulls out of his bag - a Hear say, sclub juniors, and a spice girls album, not to mention all the collectors edition of all the 'Sclub 7 singles-
fox:????????? S........Club.....7??????????!
Peppy: I like Bradley!
--as fox faints peppy drags him back to his bedroom-
--Even though Slippy has an abnormally small brain, if one at all, he did realise that the Starfox theme tune had gotten a bit old-
--Slippy stopped singing and came out of the closet, that fox had forgotten to lock-
Slippy: Fox ......Peppy?
--Slippy looks around the room-
Slippy: Where is Everybody??
---Slippy seems to be threatened by a particularly menacing shadow---
Slippy: im scared...
--Slippy then decides to return to his quarters, which happens to be next to Peppy's room-
---from the depths of great fox echoing along the empty corridors, there came the sound of 'Reach for the Stars'
that peppy had insisted would help to drive out the sound of the Starfox theme tune. This was true but the in this case the cure was considerably worse than the disease. And if you listened closely you could hear the crazed Falco screaming and the occasional pop as he fired his pea shooter-
end of chapter 2
Disclaimer: same as the other chapter but now with the appearance of Sclub 7 or Sclub and hear say and the others, I must mention that I don't own them I didn't make any unnecessary remarks ok?????.
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