A Very FF7 Christmas!
Once upon a Christmas,
On December five and twenty,
There was an FF7 party,
Including very many.
Cloud and Tifa, all their friends,
Shinra and Sephy too.
They invited everyone,
T'was a motley crew!
As they all arrived,
Many feasted on Egg Nog and cake,
They played games and wore costumes,
Which Tifa wanted to make.
Then they opened up the presents,
And had such great fun,
But a simple "thank you"
Was heard from none.
Eventually, Yuffie stole a gift,
Which got them all upset,
They fought and argued violently,
They lost a few teeth, you bet.
The fighting got extreme,
As many of them could see,
It got so bad, that somebody
Knocked over the Christmas Tree!
"This isn't what Christmas is about!"
Explained our dear friend Red,
"It's about togetherness,
And miracles." He said.
They all began to feel guilty,
For their selfish, foolish acts,
And Rufus quickly ran away,
"It's just the SuperLax!"
They apologized and shook hands,
Thanked and laughed, and hugged,
And Yuffie said, "Sorry Cait,
For the stuff I mugged."
They gathered 'round the fallen tree,
And sang carols all the night,
Scarlet said, "I'm sorry,
That we got into that fight."
So, put aside your differences,
On this Christmas day.
And I'm sure you'll all have fun,
In many different ways!
Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year!
And make sure to drink plenty of Egg Nog!
Oh yeah, and get the chestnuts out of the open fire, I think their burning!
Once upon a Christmas,
On December five and twenty,
There was an FF7 party,
Including very many.
Cloud and Tifa, all their friends,
Shinra and Sephy too.
They invited everyone,
T'was a motley crew!
As they all arrived,
Many feasted on Egg Nog and cake,
They played games and wore costumes,
Which Tifa wanted to make.
Then they opened up the presents,
And had such great fun,
But a simple "thank you"
Was heard from none.
Eventually, Yuffie stole a gift,
Which got them all upset,
They fought and argued violently,
They lost a few teeth, you bet.
The fighting got extreme,
As many of them could see,
It got so bad, that somebody
Knocked over the Christmas Tree!
"This isn't what Christmas is about!"
Explained our dear friend Red,
"It's about togetherness,
And miracles." He said.
They all began to feel guilty,
For their selfish, foolish acts,
And Rufus quickly ran away,
"It's just the SuperLax!"
They apologized and shook hands,
Thanked and laughed, and hugged,
And Yuffie said, "Sorry Cait,
For the stuff I mugged."
They gathered 'round the fallen tree,
And sang carols all the night,
Scarlet said, "I'm sorry,
That we got into that fight."
So, put aside your differences,
On this Christmas day.
And I'm sure you'll all have fun,
In many different ways!
Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year!
And make sure to drink plenty of Egg Nog!
Oh yeah, and get the chestnuts out of the open fire, I think their burning!