THE PORT CHARLES BREAKFAT CLUB

I Don't own The classic 80's film or GH- Also they are all Seniors in High School, Lucky and Nick aren't half Brothers and Stefan and Alexis had not been siblings.

The six very different kids are seated in the library when principal Scott Baldwin walks in.

"Good," said Scott, "all is present and accounted for."

"Mr. Baldwin," said Courtney, "Just because my brother was more popular then you in school doesn't mean you have to stick me here."

"Yes it dose Ms. Mathews," said Scott, "Now you have eight hours to think about the shit that got you in here."

"Mr. B," said Nick, "I'll give you fifty if I can."

"No bribes," said Scott, "now I want you to write a thousand word essay telling me who the hell you think you are."

"I better get some credit if I do any work," said Zander.

"No grades," said Scott, "and not the same word a thousand times Mr. Smith."

"Can I use my laptop," said Lucky.

"No Mr. Spencer," said Scott, "I want your hands to suffer."

"Your evil," said Nick, "my dad can get you fired."

"Anyway," said Scott ignoring Nick's threat, I here all from my office across the hall."

"I got a question," said Zander, "Was the homeless guy willing to give you his suit."

"Mr. Smith," said Scott, "I'll tell you that next week."

As Scott leaves Zander shoots him a bird from behind the back.