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A/N: Thanks for the encouraging reviews. ^_^ Here's 'Ren's Reply'.

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RIIIIIIIIING!!!

Ren: *Groans & gets up from bed* What now... *picks up the phone* Hullo?

Horohoro: G'morning, Ren~ Horo-chan here~

Ren: *Piku* WHAT?! What are you doing callin' me at... *checks the alarm clock* ...at 8:45 a.m. in the goddamn morning?!

Horohoro: I just called to ask if you've received the test Yoh sent us.

Ren: What...test...?

Horohoro: The e-mail test. Didn't you receive it?

Ren: Never bothered to check.

Horohoro: Then go check! It's fun.

Ren: Let me get this straight - the only thing that is called "fun" to me is killing Hao.

Horohoro: Aww, Ren~

Ren: Fine, fine! I'll go check, okay?!

Horohoro: Now?

Ren: *Sighs* YES. NOW.

Horohoro: Thanks, Ren. See ya then~

Ren: ...Yeah... *puts down the phone & falls back onto the bed*

Phone: RRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!

Ren: *Jumps up & grabs the phone angrily* YEEEEEEEES?

Horohoro: Ren, it's me.

Ren: WHY YOU $#@^%*!! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!!

Horohoro: ...Have you checked?

Ren: NO! I was going to take a shower first!!

Horohoro: Oh, okay. Bye, Ren. Have a nice shower~

Ren: B-Y-E! *slams down the phone & half-heartedly drags self to the bathroom*



[Ren(in a bad mood) answers the test]



1.What is your name? Tao Ren/Almighty Ren/Horohoro's "Pet Dog"(he treats me like one)

2.Favorite food? Chinese food

3.Favorite magazine? Don't have one

4.Favorite smells? All smells stink to me

5.Favorite color? Dark colors

6.Favorite sound? Certainly _not_ Horohoro's annoying voice

7.What color pants/whatever's at the bottom are you wearing at the moment? Dark purple - don't ask what kind of pants

8.How do you eat Oreo? What kind of #^&@%$*! question is that?!?! ...Oh fine, first, I take out that burnt-looking thing from the fridge, dip it into water or whatever liquid I desire at the moment, and place it in my mouth, chew it till it's just a lump of black junk, and then swallow it. If you want demonstration, ask Horohoro - he'll gladly do it

9.Worst feeling in the world? When Horohoro's hanging all over you

10.What's the first thing you say in the morning? HOROHORO, YOU @$#%^&*!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!

11.Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? The hell no

12.Favorite phrase? The world is too defined, and contaminated with Horohoro

13.Most important thing in life? Certainly NOT that blasted Horohoro

14.Is the glass half-empty or half-full? More than half empty

15.Favorite TV show? I hate TV shows

16.Favorite number? 25

17.Favorite sports to watch? Martial arts

18.Do you like vegetables? No, hate them

19.Do you like to drive fast? I don't even know how to drive in the first friggin' place!

20.How are you feeling today? Bad

21.How is the weather right now? Very bad

22.If you were a crayon, what color would you be? ...Right, firstly, do I _look_ like a crayon to you???

23.What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Their ugly faces and I-feel-dead expressions

24.Last person you talked to on the phone? It's that friggin' hyper overload ice shaman

25.Favorite day of the year? Halloween

26.Hugs or kisses? None - to hell with 'em

27.Do you like the person who sent you this? He's just _there_ What else can I say?

28.Say one nice thing about the person who sent you this? *Sighs* Yes, Yoh. Everything will be okay, I'm _sure_!

29.Do you want your friends to write back? If they want a taste of my glaive, do so

30.Last words? *Deep breath* Horohoro, _you_ woke _me_ up in the blind morning just for THIS CRAP?!?!?!?! I-AM-GONNA-GET-YOU! JUST WAIT!



[Ren sends the test to Yoh, Horohoro, Manta, Bokutou No Ryu, Tao Jun(tao_jun@shamansworld.com), Lyserg(diethel_x_laws@shamansworld.com)].