THE PORT CHARLES BREAKFAT CLUB

I Don't own The classic 80's film or GH- Also they are all Seniors in High School, Lucky and Nick aren't half Brothers and Stefan and Alexis had not been siblings.

I know I'm putting Zander down but I got to meet the actor that played him and he's cool



Liz and Nick had returned with drinks and everyone was eating their lunches.

"What the hell is that," said Zander looking at Courtney's lunch.

"Tofu," said Courtney, "I'm a vegetarian."

"Oh," said Zander, "so you'd never want a nice.rare.bloody.stake."

"Eew," said Courtney, "no way."

"So Spencer," said Zander turning to Lucky, "what do you have."

"A standard standard, regular lunch I guess," said Lucky.

"Awww," said Zander, "PB & J with the crusts cut off."

"So," said Lucky.

"Here's my impression of the Spencer's," said Zander, " 'Hey Cowboy, how was your day' 'Fine dad, and yours' 'ok, say would you like to hang out at my club tonight' 'But I'm underage' 'oh yeh, well in a few years then' 'I guess, hey I'll watch lulu and you and mom go out' 'swell'"

"Shout up," said Lucky.

"Zander," said Nick, "Tell us about your family."

"Fine," said Zander, " 'Stupid, worthless, no good, Goddamned, freeloading, son of a bitch, retarded, bigmouth, know it all, asshole, jerk!' 'You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful.' 'Shut up bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie!' 'What about you Dad?' 'Fuck you!' 'No, Dad, what about you?' 'Fuck you!' 'No, Dad, what about you?' 'Fuck you!'"

"Is that for real," said Lucky.

"It is probably a BS image thing," said Nick.

"You don't believe me," said Zander, "did I studder."

"They didn't mean it," said Liz.

"Why are you sticking up for me Webber," said Zander.

"We are social outcasts," said Liz.

"I'm no outcast," said Zander.