THE PORT CHARLES BREAKFAT CLUB

I Don't own The classic 80's film or GH- Also they are all Seniors in High School, Lucky and Nick aren't half Brothers and Stefan and Alexis had not been siblings.

I know I'm putting Zander down but I got to meet the actor that played him and he's cool

Back in the basement Scott and Taggart are deep in discussion..

"So did you always want to be a principal," asked Taggart.

"When I was younger," said Scott, "I wanted to be a super cop."

"Really," said Taggart.

"Really," said Scott, "instead I've been teaching for twenty years and each year...these kids get more and more arrogant."

"You can't tell me you don't like this job," said Taggart, "I mean summers off."

"It's just these kids think I'm a big fuckin' joke," said Scott, "and these kids are the future of our country."

"So," said Taggart.

"So," said Scott, "It just bugs me."

~In the Library

"What would I do for a million bucks," said Nick, "My family has over a million bucks."

"Whatever, so dose my brother Sonny," said Courtney, "just pretend you didn't have the money."

"Like Smith," said Nick.

"Hey," said Zander.

"Like, uh, would you drive to school naked?" said Courtney.

"Um, uh...would I have to get out of the car?" said Nick.

"Hell yes," said Courtney.

"In the spring, or winter?" said Nick.

"Spring," said Courtney, "winter would be too cold."

"In front of the school or in back of the school?" said Nick.

"Either," said Courtney.

"I would," said Nick.

"Me too," said Liz, "I'll do anything sexual, I don't need a million dollars."

"You lying." said Courtney.

"I'm a wild biker girl," said Liz, "you should see some of the guys I hook up with at Jakes."

"Dose anyone know about this," said Lucky.

"Only my shrink," said Liz, "and you."

"What did your shrink say," said Nick.

"He set me up with a NORMAL guy," said Liz, "who wound up being a closet biker and well we you know."

"What was his name," said Courtney.

"Jack I think," said Liz, "I really don't remember."

"You made love with a guy and you don't know his name," said Courtney.

"Have you ever even done it," said Liz.

"I've said it before," said Courtney, "my sex life is no ones business."

"Virgin," said Zander laughing.

"So," said Courtney, "I'm a virgin."

"So am I," said Liz, "So I have hung around Jakes once or twice but I'm a compulsive liar."

"So that Jack of whoever," said Lucky.

"Non existent," said Liz, "The only guy I've gotten close to is this guy Jason, but all we do is talk, play pool, and ride."

"I'm just pissed off," said Courtney.

"Why," said Lucky, " because you were forced to tell the truth."

"Yes," said Courtney, "but that still doesn't make today any less bizarre."