Disclaimer: I still don't own anything. Nope. If I did, then I wouldn't be writing fanfiction. Anyway, Chapter 2 is up! In a bar next to the dock of the Titanic, Zim and Nny are having an argument.



Zim: Can't.

Nny: Can.

Zim: Can't.

Nny: Can.

Zim: You could not kill everyone in this bar before the ship leaves!

Nny: Wanna bet?

Zim: I'll give you my defective little robot, Gir if you can kill everyone in this bar and still make it to the ship!

Nny: Your loss. * he then proceeds to slice and dice everyone in sight with 5 minutes to spare. *

Zim: * trying to conceal his joy at finally being rid of Gir * Well, you win this time filthy human, but you shall never lose to me again, for I am ZIM!!!!!!! * gasps for breath after that very, very long run on sentence. *

Nny: * boards the ship with Gir throwing a party behind him * Hey, D-boy, you're being replaced by this robot thing. Now go keep the little green guy I got him from company. D-Boy: But. that's just not right! You can't abandon one of your voices!

Nny: Really? Watch me.

D-Boy: On the bright side, I might have a better chance of getting this green thing to commit suicide. * follows Zim onto the ship *

Zim: Who are you?

D-Boy: I'm Psycho Dough Boy and I'm your new inner, suicidal voice!

Zim: After I just got rid of Gir?! Why must I be tormented by these things?!?!? * jumps off in front of the ship. * And his famous last words were: "Do not pork the granite monkey! WHYYYYY?????!!!!!!"



Wow. I have too much dialogue. And it's ironic how I get way more reviews for stories that are meant to piss people off than stories that are meant to please them. Unfortunately, this is one of the pleasing stories. But can you bend the trend and review? Please?