Disclaimer: Guess what I'm about to say. If you said " I STILL don't own
anything except for my original characters, Ice and Tiz" or, " And Ice is
NOT self insertion", then you are a mind reader! Can you also guess that
this story could use some reviews?
Chapter 3: The Rest of the Insanity Fest Boards
Devi: I can't believe I'm doing this. Remind me again why I'm marrying this guy? Ms. Bitters(her mom): Because he's rich and he likes you. Besides, I can't wait to get you out of the house.
Devi: Those aren't very good reasons.
Ms. Bitters: Just get on the boat! Why look, there's your fiancé now. (fake, cheery voice) Hello, Mr. Nevers!
Mr. Nevers: Good morning Ms. Bitters, Devi.
Ms. Bitters: *steps on Devi's foot*
Devi: oww! Uh, good morning. (whispering to Ms. Bitters) He's ten times older than me, really boring and I don't like his blue penguins! * points to blue penguins that are following him *
Blue Penguins: Hi!
Ms. Bitters: I would wait until he's only nine times older than you, but that would just delay your inevitable DOOM!
Ten minutes later, the ship leaves with them on it.
On the docks.
Tiz: Joy to the world! We finally got rid of that serial killer!
Ice: You mean Johnny?
Tiz: No, that Nevers creep. Haven't you ever wondered why he had part of his brain removed?
Ice: Because he's an idiot that enjoys killing any artistic visions? (A/N: That sounds like my art teacher!)
Tiz: Well, that and to halt his creative killing methods.
Ice: Weren't you supposed to be on that boat?
Tiz: Oh CRAP! * runs off the dock after the boat and lands in the water* What's this? * pulls up a badly bruised and water burned Zim *
Zim: * cough * I. I live?
Tiz: From what I can tell, yes.
Ice: Will you stop playing around with that green thing?
Tiz: But he's so tiny and cute!
Ice: I knew you were cheating on me! Have a nice life you. you. JERK!
Tiz: I just remembered something. I CAN'T SWIM!!!! * drowns with some help from Zim * Zim: At least some of my paste covering is still on. No, wait. It isn't! AAAHHHH! IT BURNS!!!! * sinks into the ocean just as the sun starts to set *
Devi: I can't believe I'm doing this. Remind me again why I'm marrying this guy? Ms. Bitters(her mom): Because he's rich and he likes you. Besides, I can't wait to get you out of the house.
Devi: Those aren't very good reasons.
Ms. Bitters: Just get on the boat! Why look, there's your fiancé now. (fake, cheery voice) Hello, Mr. Nevers!
Mr. Nevers: Good morning Ms. Bitters, Devi.
Ms. Bitters: *steps on Devi's foot*
Devi: oww! Uh, good morning. (whispering to Ms. Bitters) He's ten times older than me, really boring and I don't like his blue penguins! * points to blue penguins that are following him *
Blue Penguins: Hi!
Ms. Bitters: I would wait until he's only nine times older than you, but that would just delay your inevitable DOOM!
Ten minutes later, the ship leaves with them on it.
On the docks.
Tiz: Joy to the world! We finally got rid of that serial killer!
Ice: You mean Johnny?
Tiz: No, that Nevers creep. Haven't you ever wondered why he had part of his brain removed?
Ice: Because he's an idiot that enjoys killing any artistic visions? (A/N: That sounds like my art teacher!)
Tiz: Well, that and to halt his creative killing methods.
Ice: Weren't you supposed to be on that boat?
Tiz: Oh CRAP! * runs off the dock after the boat and lands in the water* What's this? * pulls up a badly bruised and water burned Zim *
Zim: * cough * I. I live?
Tiz: From what I can tell, yes.
Ice: Will you stop playing around with that green thing?
Tiz: But he's so tiny and cute!
Ice: I knew you were cheating on me! Have a nice life you. you. JERK!
Tiz: I just remembered something. I CAN'T SWIM!!!! * drowns with some help from Zim * Zim: At least some of my paste covering is still on. No, wait. It isn't! AAAHHHH! IT BURNS!!!! * sinks into the ocean just as the sun starts to set *