Disclaimer: I still own none of these characters except for Sun, I don't
own any boy bands or Celebrity Deathmatch either. Note to reviewers:
Thanks for the feedback, but death threats do NOT speed up the writing
process. That said, on with the story!
Chapter 6: Death to the Boy Bands!
The iceberg is about 10 feet away from the ship. Suddenly, a huge hole opens as the people in the dance club push the Backstreet Boys out into the cold water. Then Sun shoves the rest of N'Sync off of the iceberg. Upon contact with each other in the icy water, the two bands had a fight similar to a non-clay version of Celebrity Deathmatch. The passengers from the dance hall were ecstatic to watch this, but soon realized that they opened up a hole in the boat, which water was freely flowing through. After both bands had reduced each other to bloody water, the passengers made their way to the exit, but found the stairs were blocked by Sun!
Gaz: Gir! How are we going to get out of here?!
Gir: I don't know.
Gaz: You say that a lot, don't you?
Gir: * gasp * You know my seeecret!!!!
Gaz: Can I ever get a straight answer from you?!
Gir: No, but you can have this. (holds up a blue, heart shaped diamond necklace) I stole it from a really drunk dude!
Gaz: Wow! Thanks Gir! It's so pretty! * hypnotic trance *
Nny: (to Devi) If only it were that easy to get my mind off of our impending doom. Devi: Isn't there some way we can get out?!
Nny: Only if that stupid alien moves!
The water continues to rise as one of the doors is broken open by someone with a gun.
Mr.Nevers: (in slurred speech with alcohol on his breath) Lookie! I gotss a gun! Wheeee!!!! * shoots Sun in the back of his head and gets trampled by the crowd fleeing the rising water. *
Devi: Well, that's one of my problems solved.
Nny: Great! So now you can be with me when we get off this sinking chunk of metal! ( Oh, the OOCness!)
Devi: Assuming we DO get off.
Nny: And I thought I was pessimistic.
Devi: Don't you remember the last time this cruel, antisocial freaky excuse for an author said the main characters couldn't die?(The Thing reference)
Nny: He came back to life eventually!
Devi: *they both suddenly stop, deep in thought, forgetting all about the sinking ship * Hey, didn't everyone either die or have their personalities switched in the end? Then why are we here and only slightly out of character?
Nny: Yes, as I recall, both of the endings for that story resulted in *shudders * horrible things. Maybe we should ask the author? ( Nuh uh, I don't do SI.)
Devi: * suddenly remembers that the ship is sinking * Maybe we should think about that AFTER we get off the ship.
Nny: That could be difficult since the boat is starting to tip.
Devi: Aren't there lifeboats on the top deck? Come on, let's go!
Once they reach the top deck, the alien with an N'Sync like scream has awoken. Zim: What? Where am I? Why am I here?
Sun: (also ressurected by his pak) Your tiny brain is continuting to shrink, much like your height seems to do.
Zim: There's chaos everywhere, the human stinkbeasts are going to drown in that acidic mess they call water and it's NOT my fault?! You will pay for this, Sun! You're going DOWN!!!!
Sun: Is that a challenge?
Zim: You bet!
Both of them pull out lasers and start well. attempting to shoot each other, but neither has very good aim.
Meanwhile, Nny and Devi are trying to get into a lifeboat. Unfortunately, there is only room for one on the next boat. This could be a problem.
A/N: Yes, I AM aware of the OOCness of Nny, Devi and Gaz, but there's no way that they could do anything like a Titanic parody if they were COMPLETELY in character. Really, the only place where it's any fun for them to do that is in the actual comic books/cartoons. Well, thanks for the reviews! Keep them coming!
Chapter 6: Death to the Boy Bands!
The iceberg is about 10 feet away from the ship. Suddenly, a huge hole opens as the people in the dance club push the Backstreet Boys out into the cold water. Then Sun shoves the rest of N'Sync off of the iceberg. Upon contact with each other in the icy water, the two bands had a fight similar to a non-clay version of Celebrity Deathmatch. The passengers from the dance hall were ecstatic to watch this, but soon realized that they opened up a hole in the boat, which water was freely flowing through. After both bands had reduced each other to bloody water, the passengers made their way to the exit, but found the stairs were blocked by Sun!
Gaz: Gir! How are we going to get out of here?!
Gir: I don't know.
Gaz: You say that a lot, don't you?
Gir: * gasp * You know my seeecret!!!!
Gaz: Can I ever get a straight answer from you?!
Gir: No, but you can have this. (holds up a blue, heart shaped diamond necklace) I stole it from a really drunk dude!
Gaz: Wow! Thanks Gir! It's so pretty! * hypnotic trance *
Nny: (to Devi) If only it were that easy to get my mind off of our impending doom. Devi: Isn't there some way we can get out?!
Nny: Only if that stupid alien moves!
The water continues to rise as one of the doors is broken open by someone with a gun.
Mr.Nevers: (in slurred speech with alcohol on his breath) Lookie! I gotss a gun! Wheeee!!!! * shoots Sun in the back of his head and gets trampled by the crowd fleeing the rising water. *
Devi: Well, that's one of my problems solved.
Nny: Great! So now you can be with me when we get off this sinking chunk of metal! ( Oh, the OOCness!)
Devi: Assuming we DO get off.
Nny: And I thought I was pessimistic.
Devi: Don't you remember the last time this cruel, antisocial freaky excuse for an author said the main characters couldn't die?(The Thing reference)
Nny: He came back to life eventually!
Devi: *they both suddenly stop, deep in thought, forgetting all about the sinking ship * Hey, didn't everyone either die or have their personalities switched in the end? Then why are we here and only slightly out of character?
Nny: Yes, as I recall, both of the endings for that story resulted in *shudders * horrible things. Maybe we should ask the author? ( Nuh uh, I don't do SI.)
Devi: * suddenly remembers that the ship is sinking * Maybe we should think about that AFTER we get off the ship.
Nny: That could be difficult since the boat is starting to tip.
Devi: Aren't there lifeboats on the top deck? Come on, let's go!
Once they reach the top deck, the alien with an N'Sync like scream has awoken. Zim: What? Where am I? Why am I here?
Sun: (also ressurected by his pak) Your tiny brain is continuting to shrink, much like your height seems to do.
Zim: There's chaos everywhere, the human stinkbeasts are going to drown in that acidic mess they call water and it's NOT my fault?! You will pay for this, Sun! You're going DOWN!!!!
Sun: Is that a challenge?
Zim: You bet!
Both of them pull out lasers and start well. attempting to shoot each other, but neither has very good aim.
Meanwhile, Nny and Devi are trying to get into a lifeboat. Unfortunately, there is only room for one on the next boat. This could be a problem.
A/N: Yes, I AM aware of the OOCness of Nny, Devi and Gaz, but there's no way that they could do anything like a Titanic parody if they were COMPLETELY in character. Really, the only place where it's any fun for them to do that is in the actual comic books/cartoons. Well, thanks for the reviews! Keep them coming!