Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I have had computer problems and oh, so
much homework! But now that it's vacation and the technical difficulties
have been solved, on with the story!! Yayzz! By the way, I still own none
of these characters except for Sun.
Chapter 7: I'll Never Let Go, Jack/Lance! NEVER!
*BOOM* No, wait, no problem. Zim just blew up the lifeboat.
Nny: Want to go swimming again? I think we should get off before those aliens with lasers do anything else.
Devi: But the water is so cold! Look at those people floating around! * human icicles float by, occasionally being eaten by sharks*
Nny: So which is it? Ice cubes or lasers?
Devi: At least there's a chance I'll survive the ice water. * they jump into the ocean just as Sun shoots another later where they were standing * Gir and Gaz were also nearby and left the ship with a big bang too. Literally, but in a different way.
Gir: * flying through the air * Wheee!! It burns!! IT BURNS!!!! * lands in the water * It freezes!! IT FREEZES!!!!
Gaz: Shut up or DIE.
Gir: * wide eyes * I is scared now! * they grab onto a piece of wood floating in the water * Nearby next to another former chunk of the lifeboat.
Devi: Nny! Get on this so we can get out of the water!
Nny: Luckily, I don't eat much or we might have to go along with the original, sappy plot of me freezing in the ocean. * gets on with Devi *
(A/N: You know how I said that N'Sync and the Backstreet Boys ripped each other up? Well, I regret to inform you that Lance from N'Sync has survived. But he will die! This I promise you! ( hehehe! Song title irony!)
Lance: Is there room for me on there?
Nny: No, you've got the Preppy Clone Disease. It's a major cause of umm. Cooties! Lance: * gasp * I do?!?! Then can't you just get off the board?
Nny: SCREW YOU!!! I'll never let go!
Lance ( who has suddenly changed his name to Jack): Please? Nny: NO! Don't make me get out my knives!!!
Jack: But it's cold down here!!! And the water is making my hair gel come out!!!! Nny: * takes out a long, sharp knife and shoves it through Jack's head *
Jack: * sinks down into the water and is eaten by sharks *
Nny: I'll never let go, Jack! I'LL NEVER LET GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
High above them.
D-Boy: Yay! I like flying! What the? Where's the ship?
Nny: Hey! Down here! Can you bring us back to the land?
D-Boy: What happened to your stupid robot thing?
Nny: He's over there with his girlfriend. Can you give him a lift too?
D-Boy: * annoyed * Fine. But what happened to the ship?
Nny: Long story, but in the end it sank.
D-Boy: Where's that green guy you told me to follow?
Nny: I think he was on the ship when it sank. I'm sorry if you had somehow grown attached to him.
D-Boy: Why?! This is great!! Now I can stop existing!!!! But one thing still doesn't make sense. If the green thing is dead, why am I still here?
Nny: Then I guess he's still alive somewhere. If he is in the ship, then you had better get us back to land fast! No one can last long down there. You should get your wish soon. D-Boy: * flies lower and picks up Nny, Devi, Gir and Gaz as they fly away into the sunrise *
THIS IS NOT THE END!!!!!!!
Chapter 7: I'll Never Let Go, Jack/Lance! NEVER!
*BOOM* No, wait, no problem. Zim just blew up the lifeboat.
Nny: Want to go swimming again? I think we should get off before those aliens with lasers do anything else.
Devi: But the water is so cold! Look at those people floating around! * human icicles float by, occasionally being eaten by sharks*
Nny: So which is it? Ice cubes or lasers?
Devi: At least there's a chance I'll survive the ice water. * they jump into the ocean just as Sun shoots another later where they were standing * Gir and Gaz were also nearby and left the ship with a big bang too. Literally, but in a different way.
Gir: * flying through the air * Wheee!! It burns!! IT BURNS!!!! * lands in the water * It freezes!! IT FREEZES!!!!
Gaz: Shut up or DIE.
Gir: * wide eyes * I is scared now! * they grab onto a piece of wood floating in the water * Nearby next to another former chunk of the lifeboat.
Devi: Nny! Get on this so we can get out of the water!
Nny: Luckily, I don't eat much or we might have to go along with the original, sappy plot of me freezing in the ocean. * gets on with Devi *
(A/N: You know how I said that N'Sync and the Backstreet Boys ripped each other up? Well, I regret to inform you that Lance from N'Sync has survived. But he will die! This I promise you! ( hehehe! Song title irony!)
Lance: Is there room for me on there?
Nny: No, you've got the Preppy Clone Disease. It's a major cause of umm. Cooties! Lance: * gasp * I do?!?! Then can't you just get off the board?
Nny: SCREW YOU!!! I'll never let go!
Lance ( who has suddenly changed his name to Jack): Please? Nny: NO! Don't make me get out my knives!!!
Jack: But it's cold down here!!! And the water is making my hair gel come out!!!! Nny: * takes out a long, sharp knife and shoves it through Jack's head *
Jack: * sinks down into the water and is eaten by sharks *
Nny: I'll never let go, Jack! I'LL NEVER LET GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
High above them.
D-Boy: Yay! I like flying! What the? Where's the ship?
Nny: Hey! Down here! Can you bring us back to the land?
D-Boy: What happened to your stupid robot thing?
Nny: He's over there with his girlfriend. Can you give him a lift too?
D-Boy: * annoyed * Fine. But what happened to the ship?
Nny: Long story, but in the end it sank.
D-Boy: Where's that green guy you told me to follow?
Nny: I think he was on the ship when it sank. I'm sorry if you had somehow grown attached to him.
D-Boy: Why?! This is great!! Now I can stop existing!!!! But one thing still doesn't make sense. If the green thing is dead, why am I still here?
Nny: Then I guess he's still alive somewhere. If he is in the ship, then you had better get us back to land fast! No one can last long down there. You should get your wish soon. D-Boy: * flies lower and picks up Nny, Devi, Gir and Gaz as they fly away into the sunrise *
THIS IS NOT THE END!!!!!!!