It is now 2 p.m., December 24, 2002. Exactly twelve hours ago, a very INSANE, for a lack of a better word, fanfic was finished. From this experience I derived a warning. NEVER DRINK TOO MUCH ROOT BEER AND THEN HAVE FIVE HOUR INSTANT MESSENGER CONVERSTATIONS WITHOUT EXPECTING A GREAT AMOUNT OF NONSENSICAL INSANITY!! Especially not when you have to get up the next morning. Now as promised, here is the final chapter of TITANIC.



Chapter 8: 90 Years Later, Take Two





This has to be one of the shortest chapters ever!



Gaz: And that kids, is how I met your grandfather.

Gir: * now with wrinkles in his metal face and gray hairs coming off of his antenna * Yay! Aren't we supposed to die now?

Gaz: No, that would be going along with the original plot.

Gir: In that case, I'm going to sing the Doom Song now! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom

THE END!

*revised theme song plays *





My Head Will Bleed On (sung by Nny)



Every night in my dreams

I hurt you

I kill you

Cause you called me wacky

Bleed on

Far across the distance

To where you

Existed

Then I slowly killed you

Bleed on





How

Far

Is it to the stars?

All I know is my head will

Bleed on

Once

More

I'm at Heaven's door

And I've still got that gun wound

My head will bleed on and on





You can cross me one time

And die for

A lifetime

I will never stop till

You're gone

All these social maggots

Need more time

To kill them

But no cause my head will bleed on





How

Far

Is it to the stars?

All I know is my head will

Bleed on

Once

More

I'm at Heaven's door

And I've still got that gun wound

My head will bleed on and on





Where's

Here?

Confusion I fear

And I know that my head will bleed on

I'll

Stay

Forever this way

And I've still got that gun wound

My head will bleed on and on

Fuuuuck you!

Fuuuuuu-uuuuuuck you!