A/N: I was told this had suspense. Eh? I dunno. But, if people think
that.okay! I'd just like to remind people that Zine is pronounced 'zeen'
like in magaZINE. Yep. I apologize in advance for out of character scenes,
in case those come up, which they most likely will. ::sigh:: I need some
caffeine.
Disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim. Jhonen created it. Jhonen rocks! Sadly, Viacom ::grumble:: owns it.
Another Insane Irken Part Two By: Invader Zine
"What?" Zim asked.
"I told you," Zine said, "I was sent to monitor you." She walked over to Zim. "I will be staying a few days to, y'know, make sure you're doing what your supposed to."
"You think I'm not following invader protocol?" Zim asked suspiciously.
"Nyeh.no. No, I just want to see what you're up to. That's all."
Zim grimaced. He didn't need someone following him around everywhere. He really didn't need someone watching his every move. "How do I know you were really sent by the Tallest?"
"I thought so." Zine walked over to her ship. Zim and the S.I.R. followed. It was very dark out, with no signs of humans out. Zine stopped. She pressed a button on the side of her voot runner. The panels spread apart to show a screen.
The screen fizzled, then showed Almighty Tallest Red, looking annoyed.
"Zine? What do you want now?"
"My Tallest," Zine said, "could you be so kind as to explain to Zim here that you have in fact directed me to monitor him?"
(A/N: Is it Tallest or Tallests? Ah! I'm puttin' Tallest. Don't hurt me!)
Red's eyes widened. Purple's voice was heard, off screen, saying, "Zim's alive?" He stumbled into view.
"Yes he is," Zine 'assured.'
For a moment, there was silence. Zim and Zine waited while Red and Purple gawked at Zim's.not.deadness.
Zine cleared her throat.
"Oh." Red blinked. "Yes, uh, we did tell you to.do what ever we said."
Zine spoke up, "Monitor Zim."
"Yeah.right." Purple rolled his eyes.
"Thank you, my Tallest. That's all I needed. Zine, signing off." The screen fizzled off and the panels covered the screen again.
"Idiot." The Almighty Tallest laughed.
Zine turned to Zim. SIR glared at him. Zine threw Zim a cocked smirk and a raised eyebrow.
Zim growled. He does that a lot. The Tallest did say that Zine was supposed to monitor me, he thought. For the Tallest. "Very well."
"Yay!" Zine shouted.
"Shhh! You have to be quiet," Zim commanded. "The humans may here you."
Zine looked around. There were no Earth creatures out, except a little, spooky looking dog. She turned back to Zim and shrugged.
"And as long as you are here, you will abide by my rules."
"Eh."
It was beginning to get light out. Skool would be starting soon. The humans would be out soon. Zine's ship was in the middle of the yard, and her without a disguise!
"Zine," Zim said quickly, "Since you're going to stay here, you're going to need a disguise. Now I -"
"Oh, wonderful!" she cut him off. Zine hopped inside of her Voot Cruiser. Moments later, she came back out, but different. Her skin was a light color, white as you may call it. Her brown hair went past her waist, with bangs, her brown eyes behind green eye shadow and pink glasses. She wore a long black jacket over a black shirt and pants, and the same thick soled boots she had been wearing. Her shirt showed her belly and shined the symbol of the Irken army.
"Isn't it great? I worked on it the whole way here. Spiffy, huh?"
Zim observed his own disguise. His lavender eyes, black hair, three- striped Irken soldier's uniform.and green skin. He noticed that Zine had included a nose and ears. He had not. He didn't like her. "Yes.spiffy," Zim said through gritted teeth. "And your ship needs to-"
"Oh, my ship!" Zine turned to her robot. "SIR, could you?"
SIR saluted and marched into the Voot. It pressed a button, and then quickly jumped out. The ship became smaller and smaller until it was about the size of a hackey sack. SIR picked it up and handed it to Zine. She took it and placed it in her pocket. Zim raised an eyebrow.
"Made that feature myself." Zine gloated.
Zim scrunched his face. Through his teeth, he said, "I have to get to skool." He walked off. Zine followed him, scribbling on her clipboard.
"What are you doing?" Zim asked sharply.
"Followin' you. Remember, I'm supposed to monitor you. So there." Zine stuck out her tongue, which was still striped.
Zim's eye twitched.
Ooh. Zim keeps growlin'. Hah. I think that chapter was kinda iffy. Oh, well. I'll have next chapter. We get to see Dib. Heeheehee!
~*Invader Zine: The DEAD Lord Of All Humans!*~ "There's no mountain too high, no river too wide. Sing out this song and I'll be there by your side."
Disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim. Jhonen created it. Jhonen rocks! Sadly, Viacom ::grumble:: owns it.
Another Insane Irken Part Two By: Invader Zine
"What?" Zim asked.
"I told you," Zine said, "I was sent to monitor you." She walked over to Zim. "I will be staying a few days to, y'know, make sure you're doing what your supposed to."
"You think I'm not following invader protocol?" Zim asked suspiciously.
"Nyeh.no. No, I just want to see what you're up to. That's all."
Zim grimaced. He didn't need someone following him around everywhere. He really didn't need someone watching his every move. "How do I know you were really sent by the Tallest?"
"I thought so." Zine walked over to her ship. Zim and the S.I.R. followed. It was very dark out, with no signs of humans out. Zine stopped. She pressed a button on the side of her voot runner. The panels spread apart to show a screen.
The screen fizzled, then showed Almighty Tallest Red, looking annoyed.
"Zine? What do you want now?"
"My Tallest," Zine said, "could you be so kind as to explain to Zim here that you have in fact directed me to monitor him?"
(A/N: Is it Tallest or Tallests? Ah! I'm puttin' Tallest. Don't hurt me!)
Red's eyes widened. Purple's voice was heard, off screen, saying, "Zim's alive?" He stumbled into view.
"Yes he is," Zine 'assured.'
For a moment, there was silence. Zim and Zine waited while Red and Purple gawked at Zim's.not.deadness.
Zine cleared her throat.
"Oh." Red blinked. "Yes, uh, we did tell you to.do what ever we said."
Zine spoke up, "Monitor Zim."
"Yeah.right." Purple rolled his eyes.
"Thank you, my Tallest. That's all I needed. Zine, signing off." The screen fizzled off and the panels covered the screen again.
"Idiot." The Almighty Tallest laughed.
Zine turned to Zim. SIR glared at him. Zine threw Zim a cocked smirk and a raised eyebrow.
Zim growled. He does that a lot. The Tallest did say that Zine was supposed to monitor me, he thought. For the Tallest. "Very well."
"Yay!" Zine shouted.
"Shhh! You have to be quiet," Zim commanded. "The humans may here you."
Zine looked around. There were no Earth creatures out, except a little, spooky looking dog. She turned back to Zim and shrugged.
"And as long as you are here, you will abide by my rules."
"Eh."
It was beginning to get light out. Skool would be starting soon. The humans would be out soon. Zine's ship was in the middle of the yard, and her without a disguise!
"Zine," Zim said quickly, "Since you're going to stay here, you're going to need a disguise. Now I -"
"Oh, wonderful!" she cut him off. Zine hopped inside of her Voot Cruiser. Moments later, she came back out, but different. Her skin was a light color, white as you may call it. Her brown hair went past her waist, with bangs, her brown eyes behind green eye shadow and pink glasses. She wore a long black jacket over a black shirt and pants, and the same thick soled boots she had been wearing. Her shirt showed her belly and shined the symbol of the Irken army.
"Isn't it great? I worked on it the whole way here. Spiffy, huh?"
Zim observed his own disguise. His lavender eyes, black hair, three- striped Irken soldier's uniform.and green skin. He noticed that Zine had included a nose and ears. He had not. He didn't like her. "Yes.spiffy," Zim said through gritted teeth. "And your ship needs to-"
"Oh, my ship!" Zine turned to her robot. "SIR, could you?"
SIR saluted and marched into the Voot. It pressed a button, and then quickly jumped out. The ship became smaller and smaller until it was about the size of a hackey sack. SIR picked it up and handed it to Zine. She took it and placed it in her pocket. Zim raised an eyebrow.
"Made that feature myself." Zine gloated.
Zim scrunched his face. Through his teeth, he said, "I have to get to skool." He walked off. Zine followed him, scribbling on her clipboard.
"What are you doing?" Zim asked sharply.
"Followin' you. Remember, I'm supposed to monitor you. So there." Zine stuck out her tongue, which was still striped.
Zim's eye twitched.
Ooh. Zim keeps growlin'. Hah. I think that chapter was kinda iffy. Oh, well. I'll have next chapter. We get to see Dib. Heeheehee!
~*Invader Zine: The DEAD Lord Of All Humans!*~ "There's no mountain too high, no river too wide. Sing out this song and I'll be there by your side."