MA: hey peoples. I've been watching digimon and I don't like it. It seems that one again; those ass holes at toei have screwed another goggle boy. I mean, have they not looked on the Internet lately? There are a lot of pissed people out there who want tazumi!
Max: hey bud! Calm down! It's ok man. I'm mad too.
MA: it's not fair damn it!
Tai: well, welcome to the club, kid.
Takuya: what club?
Takato: the I'm-just-a-stupid-gogglehead-who-after-leading-a-team-in-saving-the-world-could-only-watch-as-the-girl-of-my-dreams-is-put-with-someone-else-leaving-me-in-a-sea-of-depression club.
Takuya: oh that one.
Zoe: how do you think I feel? I don't want to get stuck with that perv, JP.
Rika: I know what it's like to get chased by some asshole.
Sora: but don't worry guys. Those other couples may be official but couples like us are forever.
Tai: true.
Takato: damn right.
Takuya: All right!
MA: you're right guys. And don't worry. If they screw us again, I'll send max.
Max: and you don't want him to send me.
MA: any way, I don't own digimon but if I did, taiora and rukato would be a reality. Now on with fic!
DIGIMON THE MOVIE: LEGAND OF THE FORBIDDEN SPRIT
THREE MEN, TWO DIGIMON, A LADY AND A BABY
The team of five digidestined, after a weird night woke up to a fine morning, at least takuya did. Takuya looked over his friends and fellow digidestined spread around the camp; koji was leaning against a tree, as usual, Tommy was by his side as always, JP was asleep with a goofy grin on his face, meaning he was probably dreaming of zoe, and thinking of her, he looked over to zoe. She was in a deep sleep with her arm around Tyler who was also asleep. His eyes seemed to linger on the form of the girl who became somewhat of a second mother to the infant. He shook it off, just as the baby woke up and, upon seeing takuya, smiled.
" Hi little guy. Have a good sleep?" takuya said, picking him up, making sure not to disturb Zoe.
" So how have you been? I wish you could talk so you could tell me where you came from or who your folks are." He talked while Tyler seemed to reach for Zoe.
" So you like her, huh? Well, she seems pretty cool, for a girl."
" Who is pretty cool?"
Takuya jumped a little as he turned to see orda standing behind him.
" Orda you scared me."
" I am sorry. That was not my intension to frighten you. I was just having a query about whom you thought was 'cool'. Were you talking about ms. Zoe?"
" Umm, let's get off this subject, ok?"
" As you wish sir." He said walking over to case and opening it, revealing an array of baby care products; diapers, bottles, formula, and medicine.
" So orda, can you tell me where this kid came from or who his folks are?"
" I am sorry, Mr. Takuya. I can not divulge that information."
" Why?"
" Because my creator has order me not to do so."
" So where is he?"
" He is dead. He was killed in a battle."
" I'm sorry."
" It is fine. He did every thing he could to safe guard his son."
" Oh well, you'll tell us when you feel you have to."
Just then, Zoe blinked her eyes as she awoke from her slumber. She rubbed her eyes when she realized that Tyler was gone from her side.
" Tyler? Where's Tyler?" she asked franticly.
" Hold on, zoe! He's right here!" takuya answered, handing him back to Zoe.
" He woke up a little early so I keep company."
" Well thank you, takuya. Say thank you, Tyler."
Tyler merely babbled some baby talk to takuya, but he just smiled.
" Thanks kid. So what's on the agenda for today?"
8:30am: feeding the baby
Tommy and JP took turns making funny faces in front of baby Tyler's face while orda was getting his bottle ready.
" Oh you like that huh? How about this?" Tommy said, making another face, causing him to smile a toothless smile.
" When are koji and takuya get back?" wondered JP.
" They are just getting wood. They'll be back soon." Said Zoe.
" It's ready." Orda called, holding his bottle in his hand.
" Which one of you will feed him?"
" Well, since he likes me, I'll do it." Zoe said, taking it bottle.
" Of course he likes you zoe. You're so cool." Complemented JP.
" Uh, thanks JP."
Zoe took the bottle and put it near his mouth but he refused to open his mouth, turning his head away from the nipple. (Authors' note: get your minds out of the gutter!)
" What's wrong? You let me feed you last night."
" Let me try, Zoe. I'm great with kids, you know." JP bragged, hoping to impress the girl of his dreams. He grasped the bottle and again tried to feed the child. He still refused.
" Come on kid. Drink up. Help me out here. You're making me look bad in front of the girl."
Tyler, then, grabbed the bottle from him and held it to his mouth.
" Hmm. I guess he wanted to feed himself." Said Tommy. But his assumption was wrong as the baby turned the bottle around and pointed it at JP. He squeezed on it and shot a stream of milk into the face of JP, laughing as he did, soon joined by Tommy and Zoe.
" You're right JP. You're great with kids." She said while koji and takuya came back with firewood from the forest.
" Hey guys!" said takuya.
" JP, what happened to you?" asked koji, seeing the milk on his face.
" Nothing. Tyler thought he could us some milk so he shared some with him." Answered Tommy, causing takuya to break into a fit of laughs.
" That's not funny! Let's see you try it!" he said, wiping the milk from his face. Fighting the laughs, takuya came over and took the bottle in his hand. Again, like before, he didn't take in the milk.
" HA! So much for you!"
" I don't think so. Pass me his blanket."
Zoe did as he asked, passing him the blanket. He twisted a corner around into a knot, and squirted a little formula on the tip. He took the tip and put it next to his mouth. Tyler let the blanket into his mouth and began to suck on it. He then maneuvered the bottle into his mouth, and smiled as the baby drank. Takuya sighed while the other digidestined looked on in awe.
" That was amazing, takuya. How did you do that?" asked Zoe.
" My little brother use to act like this all the time. My mom showed how to get him to take his milk so I figure it might work on him."
" That was pretty good, takuya." Zoe said, much to JP's dismay.
10:10am: bathing the baby
" So this is a human baby?" bokomon said, looking at him with his magnifying glass. It was bath time for Tyler and, thanks to bokomon and neemon; he was into a small metal tub, nude and splashing around.
" I still think digimon children are cuter. And less messy."
" He looks just like me when I was his age." Said neemon.
" Idiot! You're a digimon! You never looked like him!"
" Really? So you mean I look like him at his age?"
" My god! You have the IQ of a soap dish!"
" Wow, I'm smart!"
" I'm sorry. I didn't mean to insult the soapdish."
" You two are crazy." Giggled Zoe as she and takuya tried to bathe the kid. Once again JP tried to get on the good side of Zoe.
" Hey, let me bathe him."
" Are you sure JP?"
" It's just a baby. How hard can it be?"
" Ok, if you say so. Come on zoe." He said, taking her away from the tub.
" What's wrong takuya?"
" Just watch."
" All right, kid, let's do It." he stated but Tyler just looked at him with a dumbfounded look on his face. Rolling up his sleeves, he took a hand full of water and sprinkled some on his head.
" Here it comes."
Tyler let out a scream as he threw a wave of water all over his upper body. Takuya and Zoe tried to hold in their laughs but were failing at it.
" I warned you."
" Ok baby master, you do it."
Takuya got up and walked over to the tube with Zoe in tow. He took out a small toy that orda brought with him and shook it in front of the kid. He laughed while he reached for it with is arms, as Zoe gently bathes him.
" The trick is to distract him so he doesn't know he is being bathe."
" Quite impressive takuya." Said bokomon.
" Hmm, he doesn't look so distracted." Neemon said, putting his face in front of Tyler.
" Neemon, I wouldn't......" takuya warned but it was too late; Tyler reached out and pulled his cheek, stretching his face to painfully proportions.
" Ouch! Does that hurt?" asked Zoe.
" Does what hurt?"
" I'm not surprised. You need a brain to feel pain."
1:00pm: uhhh, you'll see
" Guys, this is it; our most dangerous challenge yet. You guys don't have to do this. You can back out."
" No way. I can't run from any challenge, not even one as horrible as this."
" I'm with you all the way, takuya."
" We got into this mess together and we're getting out of this together."
" Ok, boys it's time. It time to.....................change Tyler's diaper."
The four boys shuddered while Tyler, dressed only in his diaper, laughed at them from his blanket. Takuya grasped the tabs on the sides of his diaper.
" Ok, when I pull this, remember don't breathe in."
They all nodded as he opened the diaper, and all at once, they all pulled back at the sight and smell of Tyler's mess.
" Oh god!"
" Mommy!"
" That's foul!"
" I can't breathe!"
They held their noses but the smell seemed to be burned into their nostrils but now a bigger task lay ahead.
" Ok who will take it out? Koji?"
" No way takuya!"
" Tommy?"
" I'm too young to die."
" JP?"
" Not even for zoe."
" Aww, crap!" takuya swore as he rolled up the diaper and picked it up. The other boys made a path as he took it.
" Alright, now for the easy part; wipe." Koji handed him a small toilette. JP proceeded to gently wipe his bottom, Tyler giggling as he did.
" Now, that wasn't so bad, now was it? Powder."
Tommy handed him a bottle of baby powder and dusted him lightly.
" Alright. Now all that's left is to put a new one on." JP said, with a new diaper ready when suddenly, a stream of urine shot right into his face. Koji and Tommy cringed at the sight of pee dripping off his face while Tyler only laughed.
" Oh, one more thing guys; watch out because he may pee on you." takuya shouted to them.
" A little late for that, huh, taky?"
9:00pm: putting the baby to sleep
Nightfall seem to come early for the destined kids as koji, Tommy, the digimon, and JP were all fast asleep after watching over Tyler. Zoe was returning to camp with some meat apples when she heard someone singing.
To what do I owe this gift my friend?
My life, my love, my soul
I've been dancing with the devil way too long
And it's making me grow old
Making me grow old
Let's leave......... oh let's get away
Get lost in time
Where there's no reason left to hide
Let's leave......... oh let's get away
Run fields of time
Where there's no reason left to hide
Zoe looked over to see takuya sitting with on a log with Tyler, dosing off in his arms.
" That was beautiful." She said, getting his attention from the kid. He put his finger to his lip, meaning he didn't want to walk him. Zoe put the meat apples down and sat beside.
" How long?"
" He just went to sleep. It didn't take long for him to pass out."
" That was a beautiful song. I didn't know you could sing."
" I use to be in quire but I didn't like it much. The song is from some band in America. They're pretty big there."
" I know. You know, this is a side of you I've never seen from you, takuya."
" Well, like my mom use to say, a baby brings out the best in anyone."
" Where do you think he came from?"
" I don't know. I tried asking orda but he won't tell me a thing."
" Well, at least he likes you well enough to hold him. He seems to think you're his father."
" Well, not yet anyway."
" Would you like to have a family?"
" Some day, with a good women."
" So what kind of women does takuya kanabara go for?"
" Well, first off, she would have to be pretty, smart, speaks her minds, strong willed."
" That's sounds like the perfect women."
" What about you? Do I hear wedding bells for you and JP?"
" No way. I like the guy but I just don't feel him, you know?"
" I'm sorry. It's just well, he did get your sprit back."
" And I'm grateful but I just don't feel him."
" I just hope he can take. He is hung up on you."
" Oh well. Well if I do have children, I hope they are like Tyler here."
" I know."
Just then, he noticed that Zoe had her head on his shoulder, causing him to blush a little.
" I still don't see how any one would want to hurt him."
" What was that takuya?"
" Nothing. Go to sleep, Zoe. I'll watch him." He said as she got comfortable around his arm and fell asleep leaving takuya to look at the sleeping child, still pondering what X said to him.
Else where, a group of shadowy figures made trail from the downed ship to the destined's former campsite.
" Report, wraithmon." They all heard in their heads as the leader spoke.
" We have found the ship sire."
" And?"
" The child was here, along with the robot. Two humans picked them up and they rejoined three more humans and two digimon. According to their sent, they all traveled northward."
" Good. Anything extra?"
" Yes. The two who picked him up, they smell familiar."
" It has to be the child's parents."
" His parents? But I thought they were dead."
" Remember, we are 25 years in the past. They were still alive here and children no less."
" Orders?"
" Follow the trail and find the child but you are not to kill him. I want that pleasure for myself."
" And what of the digidestined?"
" You know what to do; if they get in your way, kill them."
NEXT TIME: the forces of evil have fallen upon the digidestined. Now they must fight and run to protect Tyler.
THE HUNT IS ON.
MA: well, I know it was short but I will make up for in the next chapters.
LATER FICCERS!
Max: hey bud! Calm down! It's ok man. I'm mad too.
MA: it's not fair damn it!
Tai: well, welcome to the club, kid.
Takuya: what club?
Takato: the I'm-just-a-stupid-gogglehead-who-after-leading-a-team-in-saving-the-world-could-only-watch-as-the-girl-of-my-dreams-is-put-with-someone-else-leaving-me-in-a-sea-of-depression club.
Takuya: oh that one.
Zoe: how do you think I feel? I don't want to get stuck with that perv, JP.
Rika: I know what it's like to get chased by some asshole.
Sora: but don't worry guys. Those other couples may be official but couples like us are forever.
Tai: true.
Takato: damn right.
Takuya: All right!
MA: you're right guys. And don't worry. If they screw us again, I'll send max.
Max: and you don't want him to send me.
MA: any way, I don't own digimon but if I did, taiora and rukato would be a reality. Now on with fic!
DIGIMON THE MOVIE: LEGAND OF THE FORBIDDEN SPRIT
THREE MEN, TWO DIGIMON, A LADY AND A BABY
The team of five digidestined, after a weird night woke up to a fine morning, at least takuya did. Takuya looked over his friends and fellow digidestined spread around the camp; koji was leaning against a tree, as usual, Tommy was by his side as always, JP was asleep with a goofy grin on his face, meaning he was probably dreaming of zoe, and thinking of her, he looked over to zoe. She was in a deep sleep with her arm around Tyler who was also asleep. His eyes seemed to linger on the form of the girl who became somewhat of a second mother to the infant. He shook it off, just as the baby woke up and, upon seeing takuya, smiled.
" Hi little guy. Have a good sleep?" takuya said, picking him up, making sure not to disturb Zoe.
" So how have you been? I wish you could talk so you could tell me where you came from or who your folks are." He talked while Tyler seemed to reach for Zoe.
" So you like her, huh? Well, she seems pretty cool, for a girl."
" Who is pretty cool?"
Takuya jumped a little as he turned to see orda standing behind him.
" Orda you scared me."
" I am sorry. That was not my intension to frighten you. I was just having a query about whom you thought was 'cool'. Were you talking about ms. Zoe?"
" Umm, let's get off this subject, ok?"
" As you wish sir." He said walking over to case and opening it, revealing an array of baby care products; diapers, bottles, formula, and medicine.
" So orda, can you tell me where this kid came from or who his folks are?"
" I am sorry, Mr. Takuya. I can not divulge that information."
" Why?"
" Because my creator has order me not to do so."
" So where is he?"
" He is dead. He was killed in a battle."
" I'm sorry."
" It is fine. He did every thing he could to safe guard his son."
" Oh well, you'll tell us when you feel you have to."
Just then, Zoe blinked her eyes as she awoke from her slumber. She rubbed her eyes when she realized that Tyler was gone from her side.
" Tyler? Where's Tyler?" she asked franticly.
" Hold on, zoe! He's right here!" takuya answered, handing him back to Zoe.
" He woke up a little early so I keep company."
" Well thank you, takuya. Say thank you, Tyler."
Tyler merely babbled some baby talk to takuya, but he just smiled.
" Thanks kid. So what's on the agenda for today?"
8:30am: feeding the baby
Tommy and JP took turns making funny faces in front of baby Tyler's face while orda was getting his bottle ready.
" Oh you like that huh? How about this?" Tommy said, making another face, causing him to smile a toothless smile.
" When are koji and takuya get back?" wondered JP.
" They are just getting wood. They'll be back soon." Said Zoe.
" It's ready." Orda called, holding his bottle in his hand.
" Which one of you will feed him?"
" Well, since he likes me, I'll do it." Zoe said, taking it bottle.
" Of course he likes you zoe. You're so cool." Complemented JP.
" Uh, thanks JP."
Zoe took the bottle and put it near his mouth but he refused to open his mouth, turning his head away from the nipple. (Authors' note: get your minds out of the gutter!)
" What's wrong? You let me feed you last night."
" Let me try, Zoe. I'm great with kids, you know." JP bragged, hoping to impress the girl of his dreams. He grasped the bottle and again tried to feed the child. He still refused.
" Come on kid. Drink up. Help me out here. You're making me look bad in front of the girl."
Tyler, then, grabbed the bottle from him and held it to his mouth.
" Hmm. I guess he wanted to feed himself." Said Tommy. But his assumption was wrong as the baby turned the bottle around and pointed it at JP. He squeezed on it and shot a stream of milk into the face of JP, laughing as he did, soon joined by Tommy and Zoe.
" You're right JP. You're great with kids." She said while koji and takuya came back with firewood from the forest.
" Hey guys!" said takuya.
" JP, what happened to you?" asked koji, seeing the milk on his face.
" Nothing. Tyler thought he could us some milk so he shared some with him." Answered Tommy, causing takuya to break into a fit of laughs.
" That's not funny! Let's see you try it!" he said, wiping the milk from his face. Fighting the laughs, takuya came over and took the bottle in his hand. Again, like before, he didn't take in the milk.
" HA! So much for you!"
" I don't think so. Pass me his blanket."
Zoe did as he asked, passing him the blanket. He twisted a corner around into a knot, and squirted a little formula on the tip. He took the tip and put it next to his mouth. Tyler let the blanket into his mouth and began to suck on it. He then maneuvered the bottle into his mouth, and smiled as the baby drank. Takuya sighed while the other digidestined looked on in awe.
" That was amazing, takuya. How did you do that?" asked Zoe.
" My little brother use to act like this all the time. My mom showed how to get him to take his milk so I figure it might work on him."
" That was pretty good, takuya." Zoe said, much to JP's dismay.
10:10am: bathing the baby
" So this is a human baby?" bokomon said, looking at him with his magnifying glass. It was bath time for Tyler and, thanks to bokomon and neemon; he was into a small metal tub, nude and splashing around.
" I still think digimon children are cuter. And less messy."
" He looks just like me when I was his age." Said neemon.
" Idiot! You're a digimon! You never looked like him!"
" Really? So you mean I look like him at his age?"
" My god! You have the IQ of a soap dish!"
" Wow, I'm smart!"
" I'm sorry. I didn't mean to insult the soapdish."
" You two are crazy." Giggled Zoe as she and takuya tried to bathe the kid. Once again JP tried to get on the good side of Zoe.
" Hey, let me bathe him."
" Are you sure JP?"
" It's just a baby. How hard can it be?"
" Ok, if you say so. Come on zoe." He said, taking her away from the tub.
" What's wrong takuya?"
" Just watch."
" All right, kid, let's do It." he stated but Tyler just looked at him with a dumbfounded look on his face. Rolling up his sleeves, he took a hand full of water and sprinkled some on his head.
" Here it comes."
Tyler let out a scream as he threw a wave of water all over his upper body. Takuya and Zoe tried to hold in their laughs but were failing at it.
" I warned you."
" Ok baby master, you do it."
Takuya got up and walked over to the tube with Zoe in tow. He took out a small toy that orda brought with him and shook it in front of the kid. He laughed while he reached for it with is arms, as Zoe gently bathes him.
" The trick is to distract him so he doesn't know he is being bathe."
" Quite impressive takuya." Said bokomon.
" Hmm, he doesn't look so distracted." Neemon said, putting his face in front of Tyler.
" Neemon, I wouldn't......" takuya warned but it was too late; Tyler reached out and pulled his cheek, stretching his face to painfully proportions.
" Ouch! Does that hurt?" asked Zoe.
" Does what hurt?"
" I'm not surprised. You need a brain to feel pain."
1:00pm: uhhh, you'll see
" Guys, this is it; our most dangerous challenge yet. You guys don't have to do this. You can back out."
" No way. I can't run from any challenge, not even one as horrible as this."
" I'm with you all the way, takuya."
" We got into this mess together and we're getting out of this together."
" Ok, boys it's time. It time to.....................change Tyler's diaper."
The four boys shuddered while Tyler, dressed only in his diaper, laughed at them from his blanket. Takuya grasped the tabs on the sides of his diaper.
" Ok, when I pull this, remember don't breathe in."
They all nodded as he opened the diaper, and all at once, they all pulled back at the sight and smell of Tyler's mess.
" Oh god!"
" Mommy!"
" That's foul!"
" I can't breathe!"
They held their noses but the smell seemed to be burned into their nostrils but now a bigger task lay ahead.
" Ok who will take it out? Koji?"
" No way takuya!"
" Tommy?"
" I'm too young to die."
" JP?"
" Not even for zoe."
" Aww, crap!" takuya swore as he rolled up the diaper and picked it up. The other boys made a path as he took it.
" Alright, now for the easy part; wipe." Koji handed him a small toilette. JP proceeded to gently wipe his bottom, Tyler giggling as he did.
" Now, that wasn't so bad, now was it? Powder."
Tommy handed him a bottle of baby powder and dusted him lightly.
" Alright. Now all that's left is to put a new one on." JP said, with a new diaper ready when suddenly, a stream of urine shot right into his face. Koji and Tommy cringed at the sight of pee dripping off his face while Tyler only laughed.
" Oh, one more thing guys; watch out because he may pee on you." takuya shouted to them.
" A little late for that, huh, taky?"
9:00pm: putting the baby to sleep
Nightfall seem to come early for the destined kids as koji, Tommy, the digimon, and JP were all fast asleep after watching over Tyler. Zoe was returning to camp with some meat apples when she heard someone singing.
To what do I owe this gift my friend?
My life, my love, my soul
I've been dancing with the devil way too long
And it's making me grow old
Making me grow old
Let's leave......... oh let's get away
Get lost in time
Where there's no reason left to hide
Let's leave......... oh let's get away
Run fields of time
Where there's no reason left to hide
Zoe looked over to see takuya sitting with on a log with Tyler, dosing off in his arms.
" That was beautiful." She said, getting his attention from the kid. He put his finger to his lip, meaning he didn't want to walk him. Zoe put the meat apples down and sat beside.
" How long?"
" He just went to sleep. It didn't take long for him to pass out."
" That was a beautiful song. I didn't know you could sing."
" I use to be in quire but I didn't like it much. The song is from some band in America. They're pretty big there."
" I know. You know, this is a side of you I've never seen from you, takuya."
" Well, like my mom use to say, a baby brings out the best in anyone."
" Where do you think he came from?"
" I don't know. I tried asking orda but he won't tell me a thing."
" Well, at least he likes you well enough to hold him. He seems to think you're his father."
" Well, not yet anyway."
" Would you like to have a family?"
" Some day, with a good women."
" So what kind of women does takuya kanabara go for?"
" Well, first off, she would have to be pretty, smart, speaks her minds, strong willed."
" That's sounds like the perfect women."
" What about you? Do I hear wedding bells for you and JP?"
" No way. I like the guy but I just don't feel him, you know?"
" I'm sorry. It's just well, he did get your sprit back."
" And I'm grateful but I just don't feel him."
" I just hope he can take. He is hung up on you."
" Oh well. Well if I do have children, I hope they are like Tyler here."
" I know."
Just then, he noticed that Zoe had her head on his shoulder, causing him to blush a little.
" I still don't see how any one would want to hurt him."
" What was that takuya?"
" Nothing. Go to sleep, Zoe. I'll watch him." He said as she got comfortable around his arm and fell asleep leaving takuya to look at the sleeping child, still pondering what X said to him.
Else where, a group of shadowy figures made trail from the downed ship to the destined's former campsite.
" Report, wraithmon." They all heard in their heads as the leader spoke.
" We have found the ship sire."
" And?"
" The child was here, along with the robot. Two humans picked them up and they rejoined three more humans and two digimon. According to their sent, they all traveled northward."
" Good. Anything extra?"
" Yes. The two who picked him up, they smell familiar."
" It has to be the child's parents."
" His parents? But I thought they were dead."
" Remember, we are 25 years in the past. They were still alive here and children no less."
" Orders?"
" Follow the trail and find the child but you are not to kill him. I want that pleasure for myself."
" And what of the digidestined?"
" You know what to do; if they get in your way, kill them."
NEXT TIME: the forces of evil have fallen upon the digidestined. Now they must fight and run to protect Tyler.
THE HUNT IS ON.
MA: well, I know it was short but I will make up for in the next chapters.
LATER FICCERS!