MA: hey peoples! Before we get to the fic, I want to welcome you to the first annual max acorn digimon Christmas party. Everyone is here and partying like there is no tomorrow. Here's some of my guest; first we have Anthony up first.
Anthony: what's happening man? Kick ass party!
MA: next we have DC and of course black terriermon.
DC: what's up, bro?
MA: where's black terriermon?
DC: he was here a second ago.
Rika: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
DC: that answer your question.
(Black terriermon runs through the house with a camera, and rika was running after him.)
MA: what happened?
Rika: that little pervert took a picture of me and takato making out!
BT: (hides behind DC's leg.) this will go great on my 'rika goes wild' website.
Rika: you dead rabbit!
(Pikkan and jeri enter. Pikkan is wearing a Santa Claus hat.)
P: anyone say anything, they lose the ability to have children.
(Everyone shuts up.)
P: stupid human holiday with stupid human traditions. This is stupid.
Jeri: pikkan, do you know what this is?
P: what?
Jeri: it's mistletoe; according to tradition, if you standing under it, you have kiss the girl next to you.
P: really?
Jeri: yep.
P: if you all will excuse me, jeri and I have to discuss some of these traditions.
Max: right.
MA: anyway here's the only author to have the d3s in one of his fics regularly, ssjt4.
SSJT4: hey ma! Nice eggnog.
MA: say, where's buu?
SSJT4: he's over there.
Tai: all right, gang, welcome to the first annual digimon Christmas party pig out. Now we got four hungry competitors and they are ready to pig out. First up, representing the tamers, he's big, red, and loves bread, here's guilmon.
Guil: yeah!
Tai: next, representing the d3s, here he is, my foul-mouthed nephew, tike.
Tike: bring on the food!
Tai: next, he came here with a guest and is visiting from the dbz universe just to party, here is majin buu.
Buu: buu!
Tai: and finally, representing the frontier digidestined, she loves purple, she speaks her mind and has a mean right, here's Zoe.
Zoe: hi everyone!
Tai: you all know the rules; no chucking food, no spitting, and you throw up, you lose. We continue until one is left standing.
Guil: this is gonna be easy.
Tike: think again, dino boy! I'm taking this one!
Buu: boy talk too much! Buu win! Buu win!
Zoe: you boys are no match for my girl power!
Tai: All right! Eaters, on you mark. Get set.
Ma: I just want to say I don't own digimon.
Tai: CHOW DOWN!
DIGIMON THE MOVIE: LEGEND OF THE FORBIDDEN SPIRIT
BATTLE ABOARD THE TRAILMON
" So it's set?" asked takuya. Currently, the group lucked out and hitched a ride on a trailmon in the area and were all well on their way to the next terminal. The sky outside reflected the mood, dark. Takuya and orda were in the first car, alone, with X.
" Yes. As soon as you arrive at the terminal, a associate of mine will meet you there and take him to a safe place."
" Can you tell me where?"
" Central planet, in the very center of the digital universe. He will be safe there and no one will be able to hurt him or find him. He can be taught how to control his power."
" Will he know who we are?"
" Maybe. Someday."
" Good. But what about this power I have?"
" Since you have some experience focusing your ki, it is just like fighting as agunnimon but much more powerful. You can handle it."
Takuya nodded his head as he looked out on to the landscape passing by.
" You feel it too."
" What?"
" The calm before the storm."
" Yeah. I feel it. Some thing is coming. I think piccaromon knows and he's gonna hit us, hard."
" Worrying about it isn't gonna help. You have to meet every challenge head on and prepare as best you can."
" Isn't it time for you to go?"
" Right. I'll meet you there." X said, opening the door of car and jumping out.
" Well that was dramatic." Said orda, as he closed the door.
" Well, we better tell the others."
" That would be best."
Takuya looked down at his hands, as the thought of his newfound power raced through his head.
X, I hope you're right about this power of mine. I need it to protect my friends, Zoe, and Tyler.
Takuya and orda enter the car, to find all of his friends in deep thought of their own. Koji seemed to the only one to notice the return of the goggled boy.
" Well?"
" My source says that when we get there, Tyler will be safe."
" Good. I still don't see why he doesn't just talk to all of us."
" Sorry man. It's part of what shamanmon said."
" Fine. It's not my business to find out what he said."
With that, takuya walked over sat next to Zoe with the sleeping Tyler in her arms while JP watches from his seat.
" Aww man! Why did zoe have to pick him over me?" he moaned.
" Maybe because of the fact that he can turn his hair gold at will?" said Tommy.
" How can I compete with that?"
" I won't worry about that right now. I fear piccaromon may know what we are up to and he will hit us soon no doubt." Bokomon said.
" Yeah, he might hit us with pudding." Added neemon.
" Why in the world would a super powerful digimon throw pudding at us?"
" Have you ever tried to get pudding out of your hair? It's murder."
" No. What is murder is what I'm about to do to you. Ass."
" So how are you?" takuya asked, breaking her glance from the baby.
" Yeah. I'm fine." She answered.
" And how about him?"
" He's good. And......" she started to say but began to get choked up.
" Zoe, what's wrong?"
" Takuya, I know this is for the best but he's still my son and I don't think I can give him up."
" I know zoe. But we can't fight piccaromon and cherubimon at the same time and that wouldn't be safe for Tyler."
" You're right takuya. I hope we're doing the right thing."
" We are zo. And don't worry, I won't let anything happen to him or you."
Zoe smiled weakly as he put his arm around her in comfort.
" I don't know what you guys are so worried about. I mean, what's the worse that could happen?" JP said when at that moment, one of the windows in the car blew out. Zoe screamed as she covered Tyler while the boys ran to the windows.
" You just had ask." Said Tommy. The boys looked out the sides to see and gang of five digimon riding motorcycles; they looked like giant rats wearing biker jackets, leather pants, and boots. From the sounds of their yelling, they had cockney accents.
" Nice hogs." Stated neemon.
" You idiot. They are here to kill us but I don't know who they are." Said bokomon.
" I do." said orda.
DA: bikermon, virus level digimon. These rogue digimon ride super bikes in search of trouble. Their attacks; ruffian kick and punk blaster.
" So they're just looking for trouble?" asked koji.
" Doubtful. These digimon are also known for being assassins, bounty hunters, and kidnappers. As long as the price is right, they will do any job."
" So piccaromon hired these guys to get Tyler?" asked Tommy.
" I would think so." Answered JP.
" Zoe, I want you and Tyler to get to the front of the trailmon. Bokomon, neemon, you go with her. You too orda."
" Ok. Good luck, you guys."
" Come on. We're the digidestined. We make our own luck." Joked takuya, giving her a wink as she and the digimon head to the front. A loud bang drew the attention of the four boys to the doors on either side of the car. The door began to bend and then soon broke away, allowing the bikermon to jump in. the gnarled group of digimon stared down the digidestined warriors while twirling chains and crowbars.
" Well, well boy, look what we have here; some wee nippers."
" Nippers?" exclaimed JP.
" Look here blokes, I know you don't want a piece of us, you know you don't want a piece of us, so just give us what we came for, huh?"
" And what would that be?"
" Funny. Look, you got two choices; one, you give us the babe and we let you walk, or two, we beat the bloody hell out of ya, throw you off, and take him ourselves."
" Nice opinions but I'm a big fan of the third one." said takuya.
" Third one?"
" Yeah. We keep Tyler and we throw you off!"
" Hahahahahahah! You wankers are serious! Fighting for a kid you don't even know."
" I know him well enough. You ain't gonna get him."
" I've grown attached to the little guy." Spoke koji.
" Hey, he peed in my face a few times but I'm not gonna let you get him." Said JP.
" Yeah, if you want Tyler, you got to go through us." Said Tommy.
" Alright then. This is gonna be ripper!"
EXECUTE SPIRIT EVOLUTION
AGUNNIMON
LOBOMON
BEETLEMON
KUMAMON
It didn't take long for the car to be filled with the sounds of fighting as the windows and metal panels began to break and bent at the power of the battle. Agunnimon and the lead bikermon shot out of the roof, locked in a death struggle, and landed on the roof itself. Meanwhile, back inside, the others were having their own problems; lobomon had his head rammed through one of the windows, beetlemon was wrapped up in a chain, and Kumamon was facing down the last two.
" Well, look what we got here, frosty the snow mon. what do with him?"
" Let's put him out in the sun and watch him melt. Melt real good, he is."
" Can't you guys just fight already?"
" Oh, the little wanker wants some does he? Well let's get......"
The bikermon's statement was cut short as the flying form of another bikermon decked both of them. Kumamon looked over to see that lobomon was responsible for it.
" Thanks."
" Don't mention it kid. Hey, you alright, beetlemon?"
The insect digimon avoided a crowbar swing and came back with a punch.
" Me? I'm just peachy."
The bikermon rebounded from the attack and seemed ready for more. Else where, on the roof, agunnimon had his hands full with the leader. He wrapped his chain around his arm and sucker punched him in the cheek. Agunnimon responded with a knee to the gut and a head butt. Bikermon pulled out his crowbar and took a swing but he caught his arm before it hit. Agunnimon's arm began to ignite and melted the weapon. Bikermon staggered back, looked at his now useless weapon and threw over the side.
" That's not too bad geezer but I afraid this fights over."
" What? You giving up?"
" Nope. I mean, it's over for you."
As he began to laugh, his leg began to glow into a purple light.
RUFFIAN KICK
In one swift motion, he kicked the air and an energy wave discarded from his foot. Agunnimon had little time to react as he dodged the wave but he was still hit, sending him over the edge.
" Told him it was over." He laughed as he walked over to the side.
" Bet he's ground into haggis-ACKKKKKKKK!" he choked as agunnimon wrapped his ankles around his neck and pulled himself up.
" I don't know what haggis is but that what your about to be."
PYRO-TORNADO
The attack knocked him off the roof and skidding over the ground. Agunnimon also saw the other bikermon being thrown from the cab. He jumped back inside to his fellow warriors.
" Judging by the way those guys flew out of here, I'd say your fight went well?"
" Was there any doubt?" responded beetlemon when the sound of a motorcycle filled the air as the lead bikermon rode along side the train.
" I'm not done yet, geezer." He yelled, pulling out a large gun and pointed it at them.
PUNK BLASTER
Kumamon ran over and closed the door as the round rocketed out of the gun and to them. The door provided little protection as they were blown back by the blast of the attack. As the smoke cleared, the warrior found that half of the car was gone and bikermon was reloading for another shot. Kumamon jumped up and pulled out his own piece and let loose some snowballs at him, causing him to be blinded. Lobomon, taking this opportunity, aimed his wrist laser and fired at his front wheel.
" Blimely!" he yelled as he crashed into the dirt.
" Well, looks like it's smooth sailing from here on out."
" Think again, JP. Look!"
Kumamon called everyone to the edge of what was left of the car and looked up to see a horrifying sight; the sky was full of black dragons with wraithmon riding them. And in the head of pack was tambourinemon, laughing all the way.
DA: blackdramon; these dragon digimon are wild and hard to tame but for those who do, they are the ultimate weapons. Their inferno fire blasts can wipe out whole groups of digimon.
" Damn! They don't know when to quit, do they?" said lobomon.
" Attack!" tambourinemon ordered as a group of blackdramon dove at the train. As they passed, three wraithmon jumped into the car, jumping on lobomon, beetlemon, and Kumamon as they did.
" Blackdramon, fire!"
The blackdramon all opened their mouths and blew out fireballs at the train. Though they didn't hit the train, the blast back damaged the train enough to rock the inside. The three warriors were able to defeat the wraithmon thanks to the blackdramon's attack while agunnimon check out the damage to the train from the roof.
" How does it look?" asked lobomon.
" Not good. The last car took a lot of damage and now it's looking pretty wobbly. If we don't unhook the last car, it'll jump the track and take us with it. Beetlemon?"
" I'm with ya."
" You two think you can keep us covered?"
" Is grumblemon in desperate need of language lessons?"
Agunnimon grinned as he and beetlemon jumped up onto the roof and race to the last car. Kumamon and lobomon jumped up too and fired off 'lobo lasers' and 'crystal freezes' at the air born fleet of evil. Meanwhile, at the front of the train, neemon and bokomon watched what parts of the battle they could.
" My goodness! What a battle!"
" If only we had some popcorn!"
" You nitwit! The legendary warriors are fighting a tough battle against near impossible odds and all you can think about is food?!"
" Well what should I think about?"
" Ass."
The impact of a fireball caused Zoe to tighten her grip around Tyler who was sound asleep in her arms.
" How can he sleep like this?"
" Do not worry, ms. Zoe. I am most confident that Mr. Takuya and the others will be victorious."
" I hope you're right orda."
Elsewhere, agunnimon and beetlemon punched, kicked, threw and blasted their way pass oncoming wraithmon.
" Get out of my way!" the warrior of fire called, giving any dark hooded digimon a flaming punch for his trouble and sending him off the trailmon. Finally, the duo reached the next to the last car. Since the last car is so unstable, they don't risk getting on, lest they join the wraithmon they fought through.
" There." Agunnimon stated as he pointed the coupling below.
" I'll hold off our friends, you break that line!"
" Right." The warrior of thunder answered as he jumps in-between the cars.
THUNDER FIST
With his electrified fist, he slammed it into the coupling and separated the cars, as he jumped back on the train. The two warriors watched the car sway and crash on the side of the tracks.
" We're ok for now. Let's get back to the others." Agunnimon said as they ran back to the second car. When they arrived, they found lobomon and Kumamon, both out of breath.
" You guys ok?"
" Oh yeah. I think we scared them." lobomon said, on the floor of the car. Meanwhile, orda popped his head out the window and looked ahead.
" Oh my." He remarked and turned around to look at the rest of the train.
" OH MY!"
" What is it?" asked bokomon.
" We are coming up to a sharp turn ahead."
" But that shouldn't be a problem. This trailmon can make it easily."
" I don't think so. I have gone over the rest of the train and due to the attacks we are heavily damaged. In this condition, if we try to make that turn, there is a 98.7% chance we will jump the track."
" Can't we just stop?" asked Zoe.
" We wouldn't be able to stop in time."
" So what do we do?" bokomon wondered.
" There may be a way but we must act quickly."
" Guys, look." Kumamon yelled as he now saw what was ahead.
" Aww, crap! That ain't good." stated beetlemon.
" This thing won't be able to make that turn!" lobomon said.
" All we can do is brace ourselves because here it comes."
The four digimon ducked back into the ruins of the car as the trailmon barreled to the turn with no sign of stopping. Trailmon knew it couldn't make it and knew it was going down hard so only one thought ran through his head.
" Oh shit."
" Damn it! That was painful!" grunted takuya, pushing his way past some wreckage. The car itself was in ruins, fire in spots all around, and no sight of his friends. He forced himself to his feet and began to look around.
" Hey! Anybody still alive?"
" Ow! Do you have to yell so loud?"
Koji was standing up next to him, holding his head with a nasty gash on it.
" You ok?"
" Oh yeah. My head always bleeds like this around this time of the day."
" You're ok. Tommy? JP?"
" I'm here but my head isn't." JP groaned as he pushed a chair off him and staggered to his feet.
" Up here you guys." Tommy said weakly, hanging right above them. JP gave takuya a boost and carefully got the little boy down.
" Ouch." He said.
" Understatement kid." JP added.
" Oh no! Zoe! Tyler!" takuya exclaimed as he made his way out of the car with the others in tow. Out side, the train was a complete mess, the trailmon was still alive and, to takuya's horror, the car that Zoe was in was completely obliterated, with no sights that they even survived. The others were in shocked but not as much as takuya, who was on the verge of tears.
" Takuya, I'm sorry." said koji, trying to offer some kind of comfort to his friend but nothing would help him.
" Zoe, Tyler. I lost them both. ZOEEEEEEEEE!" he yelled, falling to the ground in tears.
" Takuya, you don't have to yell."
Surprised, they all looked up; in the sky was orda, in his battle mode, holding zoe, who was holding Tyler, and bokomon and neemon hanging off his feet.
" Well, that was fun." Bokomon said.
" Really? I thought I was the only one." added neemon.
" Ass."
Orda landed in front of the other and put Zoe on the ground. Takuya ran to her and embraced her in a hug.
" Oh Zoe! I just thought......"
" I know. I'm ok."
" And Tyler?"
" He's fine. He never woke once."
" I do not mean to interrupt but we have a bigger problem."
They all turned to see the fleet of blackdramon, still heading right for them.
" Don't these guys give up?" said JP.
" Now what do we do?" asked Tommy.
" I have scanned the area. If we cut through the wood over there, we'll make it to the terminal but we have to leave now."
" I guess asking for a rest is out of the question." Asked koji.
" Yep. Come on, guys. We got a lot of ground to cover and not much time left so let's move."
NEXT TIME: the digidestined make a mad dash for the terminal as an army of evil is in hot pursuit while piccaromon makes his debut with a bang.
RACE AGAINST DARKNESS
MA: hey folks and the contest is over.
Zoe: and I won!
(Buu, guilmon, and tike are on the ground, holding their stomachs.)
Buu: buu stomach hurting buu.
Guil: too much bread.
Tike: that chick isn't human.
Takuya: that's I love her.
Zoe: ahhhh!
Max: what is it?
Zoe: that ass ryo just snuck a kiss off me.
Ryo: yeah. She was the last on my list.
Anthony: list?
Ryo: yeah. I kissed every girl at this party.
Ssjt4: that's not a good idea.
Ryo: why?
(He points behind him. Ryo turns to see all the girls, growling and snarling at ryo.)
Ryo: umm, hi ladies. Nice night tonight. Sorry about the kisses. I.........
Sora: (in a demonic voice.) GET HIM!
(The girl pile on him and start beating him.)
Dc: ouch! Damn! Dumbass!
BW: think we should help? He is a tamer too.
Tai: yeah. Hey girls!
Girls: what?!
Tai: ball your fist up more and put your backs into it.
P: and work the crotch a few times.
Girl: right. Thanks girls.
Ryo: NO! MOMMY! RIKA! NO! OH NO! SHE'S BITING MY AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(The boys grabbed their crotches in pain.)
Takato: guys, remind me never to piss off rika!
BT: I'm giving those picks back.
MA: well, as this fic goes on, so does the party so if you want in, review and ask because this party is just getting hot!
LATER FICCERS AND MERRY FREAKIN' CHRISTMAS!
Anthony: what's happening man? Kick ass party!
MA: next we have DC and of course black terriermon.
DC: what's up, bro?
MA: where's black terriermon?
DC: he was here a second ago.
Rika: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
DC: that answer your question.
(Black terriermon runs through the house with a camera, and rika was running after him.)
MA: what happened?
Rika: that little pervert took a picture of me and takato making out!
BT: (hides behind DC's leg.) this will go great on my 'rika goes wild' website.
Rika: you dead rabbit!
(Pikkan and jeri enter. Pikkan is wearing a Santa Claus hat.)
P: anyone say anything, they lose the ability to have children.
(Everyone shuts up.)
P: stupid human holiday with stupid human traditions. This is stupid.
Jeri: pikkan, do you know what this is?
P: what?
Jeri: it's mistletoe; according to tradition, if you standing under it, you have kiss the girl next to you.
P: really?
Jeri: yep.
P: if you all will excuse me, jeri and I have to discuss some of these traditions.
Max: right.
MA: anyway here's the only author to have the d3s in one of his fics regularly, ssjt4.
SSJT4: hey ma! Nice eggnog.
MA: say, where's buu?
SSJT4: he's over there.
Tai: all right, gang, welcome to the first annual digimon Christmas party pig out. Now we got four hungry competitors and they are ready to pig out. First up, representing the tamers, he's big, red, and loves bread, here's guilmon.
Guil: yeah!
Tai: next, representing the d3s, here he is, my foul-mouthed nephew, tike.
Tike: bring on the food!
Tai: next, he came here with a guest and is visiting from the dbz universe just to party, here is majin buu.
Buu: buu!
Tai: and finally, representing the frontier digidestined, she loves purple, she speaks her mind and has a mean right, here's Zoe.
Zoe: hi everyone!
Tai: you all know the rules; no chucking food, no spitting, and you throw up, you lose. We continue until one is left standing.
Guil: this is gonna be easy.
Tike: think again, dino boy! I'm taking this one!
Buu: boy talk too much! Buu win! Buu win!
Zoe: you boys are no match for my girl power!
Tai: All right! Eaters, on you mark. Get set.
Ma: I just want to say I don't own digimon.
Tai: CHOW DOWN!
DIGIMON THE MOVIE: LEGEND OF THE FORBIDDEN SPIRIT
BATTLE ABOARD THE TRAILMON
" So it's set?" asked takuya. Currently, the group lucked out and hitched a ride on a trailmon in the area and were all well on their way to the next terminal. The sky outside reflected the mood, dark. Takuya and orda were in the first car, alone, with X.
" Yes. As soon as you arrive at the terminal, a associate of mine will meet you there and take him to a safe place."
" Can you tell me where?"
" Central planet, in the very center of the digital universe. He will be safe there and no one will be able to hurt him or find him. He can be taught how to control his power."
" Will he know who we are?"
" Maybe. Someday."
" Good. But what about this power I have?"
" Since you have some experience focusing your ki, it is just like fighting as agunnimon but much more powerful. You can handle it."
Takuya nodded his head as he looked out on to the landscape passing by.
" You feel it too."
" What?"
" The calm before the storm."
" Yeah. I feel it. Some thing is coming. I think piccaromon knows and he's gonna hit us, hard."
" Worrying about it isn't gonna help. You have to meet every challenge head on and prepare as best you can."
" Isn't it time for you to go?"
" Right. I'll meet you there." X said, opening the door of car and jumping out.
" Well that was dramatic." Said orda, as he closed the door.
" Well, we better tell the others."
" That would be best."
Takuya looked down at his hands, as the thought of his newfound power raced through his head.
X, I hope you're right about this power of mine. I need it to protect my friends, Zoe, and Tyler.
Takuya and orda enter the car, to find all of his friends in deep thought of their own. Koji seemed to the only one to notice the return of the goggled boy.
" Well?"
" My source says that when we get there, Tyler will be safe."
" Good. I still don't see why he doesn't just talk to all of us."
" Sorry man. It's part of what shamanmon said."
" Fine. It's not my business to find out what he said."
With that, takuya walked over sat next to Zoe with the sleeping Tyler in her arms while JP watches from his seat.
" Aww man! Why did zoe have to pick him over me?" he moaned.
" Maybe because of the fact that he can turn his hair gold at will?" said Tommy.
" How can I compete with that?"
" I won't worry about that right now. I fear piccaromon may know what we are up to and he will hit us soon no doubt." Bokomon said.
" Yeah, he might hit us with pudding." Added neemon.
" Why in the world would a super powerful digimon throw pudding at us?"
" Have you ever tried to get pudding out of your hair? It's murder."
" No. What is murder is what I'm about to do to you. Ass."
" So how are you?" takuya asked, breaking her glance from the baby.
" Yeah. I'm fine." She answered.
" And how about him?"
" He's good. And......" she started to say but began to get choked up.
" Zoe, what's wrong?"
" Takuya, I know this is for the best but he's still my son and I don't think I can give him up."
" I know zoe. But we can't fight piccaromon and cherubimon at the same time and that wouldn't be safe for Tyler."
" You're right takuya. I hope we're doing the right thing."
" We are zo. And don't worry, I won't let anything happen to him or you."
Zoe smiled weakly as he put his arm around her in comfort.
" I don't know what you guys are so worried about. I mean, what's the worse that could happen?" JP said when at that moment, one of the windows in the car blew out. Zoe screamed as she covered Tyler while the boys ran to the windows.
" You just had ask." Said Tommy. The boys looked out the sides to see and gang of five digimon riding motorcycles; they looked like giant rats wearing biker jackets, leather pants, and boots. From the sounds of their yelling, they had cockney accents.
" Nice hogs." Stated neemon.
" You idiot. They are here to kill us but I don't know who they are." Said bokomon.
" I do." said orda.
DA: bikermon, virus level digimon. These rogue digimon ride super bikes in search of trouble. Their attacks; ruffian kick and punk blaster.
" So they're just looking for trouble?" asked koji.
" Doubtful. These digimon are also known for being assassins, bounty hunters, and kidnappers. As long as the price is right, they will do any job."
" So piccaromon hired these guys to get Tyler?" asked Tommy.
" I would think so." Answered JP.
" Zoe, I want you and Tyler to get to the front of the trailmon. Bokomon, neemon, you go with her. You too orda."
" Ok. Good luck, you guys."
" Come on. We're the digidestined. We make our own luck." Joked takuya, giving her a wink as she and the digimon head to the front. A loud bang drew the attention of the four boys to the doors on either side of the car. The door began to bend and then soon broke away, allowing the bikermon to jump in. the gnarled group of digimon stared down the digidestined warriors while twirling chains and crowbars.
" Well, well boy, look what we have here; some wee nippers."
" Nippers?" exclaimed JP.
" Look here blokes, I know you don't want a piece of us, you know you don't want a piece of us, so just give us what we came for, huh?"
" And what would that be?"
" Funny. Look, you got two choices; one, you give us the babe and we let you walk, or two, we beat the bloody hell out of ya, throw you off, and take him ourselves."
" Nice opinions but I'm a big fan of the third one." said takuya.
" Third one?"
" Yeah. We keep Tyler and we throw you off!"
" Hahahahahahah! You wankers are serious! Fighting for a kid you don't even know."
" I know him well enough. You ain't gonna get him."
" I've grown attached to the little guy." Spoke koji.
" Hey, he peed in my face a few times but I'm not gonna let you get him." Said JP.
" Yeah, if you want Tyler, you got to go through us." Said Tommy.
" Alright then. This is gonna be ripper!"
EXECUTE SPIRIT EVOLUTION
AGUNNIMON
LOBOMON
BEETLEMON
KUMAMON
It didn't take long for the car to be filled with the sounds of fighting as the windows and metal panels began to break and bent at the power of the battle. Agunnimon and the lead bikermon shot out of the roof, locked in a death struggle, and landed on the roof itself. Meanwhile, back inside, the others were having their own problems; lobomon had his head rammed through one of the windows, beetlemon was wrapped up in a chain, and Kumamon was facing down the last two.
" Well, look what we got here, frosty the snow mon. what do with him?"
" Let's put him out in the sun and watch him melt. Melt real good, he is."
" Can't you guys just fight already?"
" Oh, the little wanker wants some does he? Well let's get......"
The bikermon's statement was cut short as the flying form of another bikermon decked both of them. Kumamon looked over to see that lobomon was responsible for it.
" Thanks."
" Don't mention it kid. Hey, you alright, beetlemon?"
The insect digimon avoided a crowbar swing and came back with a punch.
" Me? I'm just peachy."
The bikermon rebounded from the attack and seemed ready for more. Else where, on the roof, agunnimon had his hands full with the leader. He wrapped his chain around his arm and sucker punched him in the cheek. Agunnimon responded with a knee to the gut and a head butt. Bikermon pulled out his crowbar and took a swing but he caught his arm before it hit. Agunnimon's arm began to ignite and melted the weapon. Bikermon staggered back, looked at his now useless weapon and threw over the side.
" That's not too bad geezer but I afraid this fights over."
" What? You giving up?"
" Nope. I mean, it's over for you."
As he began to laugh, his leg began to glow into a purple light.
RUFFIAN KICK
In one swift motion, he kicked the air and an energy wave discarded from his foot. Agunnimon had little time to react as he dodged the wave but he was still hit, sending him over the edge.
" Told him it was over." He laughed as he walked over to the side.
" Bet he's ground into haggis-ACKKKKKKKK!" he choked as agunnimon wrapped his ankles around his neck and pulled himself up.
" I don't know what haggis is but that what your about to be."
PYRO-TORNADO
The attack knocked him off the roof and skidding over the ground. Agunnimon also saw the other bikermon being thrown from the cab. He jumped back inside to his fellow warriors.
" Judging by the way those guys flew out of here, I'd say your fight went well?"
" Was there any doubt?" responded beetlemon when the sound of a motorcycle filled the air as the lead bikermon rode along side the train.
" I'm not done yet, geezer." He yelled, pulling out a large gun and pointed it at them.
PUNK BLASTER
Kumamon ran over and closed the door as the round rocketed out of the gun and to them. The door provided little protection as they were blown back by the blast of the attack. As the smoke cleared, the warrior found that half of the car was gone and bikermon was reloading for another shot. Kumamon jumped up and pulled out his own piece and let loose some snowballs at him, causing him to be blinded. Lobomon, taking this opportunity, aimed his wrist laser and fired at his front wheel.
" Blimely!" he yelled as he crashed into the dirt.
" Well, looks like it's smooth sailing from here on out."
" Think again, JP. Look!"
Kumamon called everyone to the edge of what was left of the car and looked up to see a horrifying sight; the sky was full of black dragons with wraithmon riding them. And in the head of pack was tambourinemon, laughing all the way.
DA: blackdramon; these dragon digimon are wild and hard to tame but for those who do, they are the ultimate weapons. Their inferno fire blasts can wipe out whole groups of digimon.
" Damn! They don't know when to quit, do they?" said lobomon.
" Attack!" tambourinemon ordered as a group of blackdramon dove at the train. As they passed, three wraithmon jumped into the car, jumping on lobomon, beetlemon, and Kumamon as they did.
" Blackdramon, fire!"
The blackdramon all opened their mouths and blew out fireballs at the train. Though they didn't hit the train, the blast back damaged the train enough to rock the inside. The three warriors were able to defeat the wraithmon thanks to the blackdramon's attack while agunnimon check out the damage to the train from the roof.
" How does it look?" asked lobomon.
" Not good. The last car took a lot of damage and now it's looking pretty wobbly. If we don't unhook the last car, it'll jump the track and take us with it. Beetlemon?"
" I'm with ya."
" You two think you can keep us covered?"
" Is grumblemon in desperate need of language lessons?"
Agunnimon grinned as he and beetlemon jumped up onto the roof and race to the last car. Kumamon and lobomon jumped up too and fired off 'lobo lasers' and 'crystal freezes' at the air born fleet of evil. Meanwhile, at the front of the train, neemon and bokomon watched what parts of the battle they could.
" My goodness! What a battle!"
" If only we had some popcorn!"
" You nitwit! The legendary warriors are fighting a tough battle against near impossible odds and all you can think about is food?!"
" Well what should I think about?"
" Ass."
The impact of a fireball caused Zoe to tighten her grip around Tyler who was sound asleep in her arms.
" How can he sleep like this?"
" Do not worry, ms. Zoe. I am most confident that Mr. Takuya and the others will be victorious."
" I hope you're right orda."
Elsewhere, agunnimon and beetlemon punched, kicked, threw and blasted their way pass oncoming wraithmon.
" Get out of my way!" the warrior of fire called, giving any dark hooded digimon a flaming punch for his trouble and sending him off the trailmon. Finally, the duo reached the next to the last car. Since the last car is so unstable, they don't risk getting on, lest they join the wraithmon they fought through.
" There." Agunnimon stated as he pointed the coupling below.
" I'll hold off our friends, you break that line!"
" Right." The warrior of thunder answered as he jumps in-between the cars.
THUNDER FIST
With his electrified fist, he slammed it into the coupling and separated the cars, as he jumped back on the train. The two warriors watched the car sway and crash on the side of the tracks.
" We're ok for now. Let's get back to the others." Agunnimon said as they ran back to the second car. When they arrived, they found lobomon and Kumamon, both out of breath.
" You guys ok?"
" Oh yeah. I think we scared them." lobomon said, on the floor of the car. Meanwhile, orda popped his head out the window and looked ahead.
" Oh my." He remarked and turned around to look at the rest of the train.
" OH MY!"
" What is it?" asked bokomon.
" We are coming up to a sharp turn ahead."
" But that shouldn't be a problem. This trailmon can make it easily."
" I don't think so. I have gone over the rest of the train and due to the attacks we are heavily damaged. In this condition, if we try to make that turn, there is a 98.7% chance we will jump the track."
" Can't we just stop?" asked Zoe.
" We wouldn't be able to stop in time."
" So what do we do?" bokomon wondered.
" There may be a way but we must act quickly."
" Guys, look." Kumamon yelled as he now saw what was ahead.
" Aww, crap! That ain't good." stated beetlemon.
" This thing won't be able to make that turn!" lobomon said.
" All we can do is brace ourselves because here it comes."
The four digimon ducked back into the ruins of the car as the trailmon barreled to the turn with no sign of stopping. Trailmon knew it couldn't make it and knew it was going down hard so only one thought ran through his head.
" Oh shit."
" Damn it! That was painful!" grunted takuya, pushing his way past some wreckage. The car itself was in ruins, fire in spots all around, and no sight of his friends. He forced himself to his feet and began to look around.
" Hey! Anybody still alive?"
" Ow! Do you have to yell so loud?"
Koji was standing up next to him, holding his head with a nasty gash on it.
" You ok?"
" Oh yeah. My head always bleeds like this around this time of the day."
" You're ok. Tommy? JP?"
" I'm here but my head isn't." JP groaned as he pushed a chair off him and staggered to his feet.
" Up here you guys." Tommy said weakly, hanging right above them. JP gave takuya a boost and carefully got the little boy down.
" Ouch." He said.
" Understatement kid." JP added.
" Oh no! Zoe! Tyler!" takuya exclaimed as he made his way out of the car with the others in tow. Out side, the train was a complete mess, the trailmon was still alive and, to takuya's horror, the car that Zoe was in was completely obliterated, with no sights that they even survived. The others were in shocked but not as much as takuya, who was on the verge of tears.
" Takuya, I'm sorry." said koji, trying to offer some kind of comfort to his friend but nothing would help him.
" Zoe, Tyler. I lost them both. ZOEEEEEEEEE!" he yelled, falling to the ground in tears.
" Takuya, you don't have to yell."
Surprised, they all looked up; in the sky was orda, in his battle mode, holding zoe, who was holding Tyler, and bokomon and neemon hanging off his feet.
" Well, that was fun." Bokomon said.
" Really? I thought I was the only one." added neemon.
" Ass."
Orda landed in front of the other and put Zoe on the ground. Takuya ran to her and embraced her in a hug.
" Oh Zoe! I just thought......"
" I know. I'm ok."
" And Tyler?"
" He's fine. He never woke once."
" I do not mean to interrupt but we have a bigger problem."
They all turned to see the fleet of blackdramon, still heading right for them.
" Don't these guys give up?" said JP.
" Now what do we do?" asked Tommy.
" I have scanned the area. If we cut through the wood over there, we'll make it to the terminal but we have to leave now."
" I guess asking for a rest is out of the question." Asked koji.
" Yep. Come on, guys. We got a lot of ground to cover and not much time left so let's move."
NEXT TIME: the digidestined make a mad dash for the terminal as an army of evil is in hot pursuit while piccaromon makes his debut with a bang.
RACE AGAINST DARKNESS
MA: hey folks and the contest is over.
Zoe: and I won!
(Buu, guilmon, and tike are on the ground, holding their stomachs.)
Buu: buu stomach hurting buu.
Guil: too much bread.
Tike: that chick isn't human.
Takuya: that's I love her.
Zoe: ahhhh!
Max: what is it?
Zoe: that ass ryo just snuck a kiss off me.
Ryo: yeah. She was the last on my list.
Anthony: list?
Ryo: yeah. I kissed every girl at this party.
Ssjt4: that's not a good idea.
Ryo: why?
(He points behind him. Ryo turns to see all the girls, growling and snarling at ryo.)
Ryo: umm, hi ladies. Nice night tonight. Sorry about the kisses. I.........
Sora: (in a demonic voice.) GET HIM!
(The girl pile on him and start beating him.)
Dc: ouch! Damn! Dumbass!
BW: think we should help? He is a tamer too.
Tai: yeah. Hey girls!
Girls: what?!
Tai: ball your fist up more and put your backs into it.
P: and work the crotch a few times.
Girl: right. Thanks girls.
Ryo: NO! MOMMY! RIKA! NO! OH NO! SHE'S BITING MY AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(The boys grabbed their crotches in pain.)
Takato: guys, remind me never to piss off rika!
BT: I'm giving those picks back.
MA: well, as this fic goes on, so does the party so if you want in, review and ask because this party is just getting hot!
LATER FICCERS AND MERRY FREAKIN' CHRISTMAS!