Final Fantasy 7 Meets Final Fantasy 10
By,Mellinia

I do not own ff7 or ff10 so please don't sue me ,Im poor all you would get is .....well....nothing.
ON WITH THE FIC!!!!


Narrator:
Once apon a time there was a bored author who thought that the characters from ff7 and ff10 were a little alike,why she thought that,nobody knows maybe because she....um.....*thinks* YOU SEE! nobody knows.Not even me the very smart and don't forgot handsome narrator.So anyways.....back to the story....she dicided that it would be cool if these characters meet.So she .....um....MAGICALLY....bought them all together at a well known place .....well it's not really well known since she made it up...BUT IT'S WELL KNOWN TO HER.....I guess....this place was the SUPER DUPER FUN HOUSE FOR THE FINAL FANTASY CHARACTERS FROM 7 and 10 TO MEET UP AND TALK AND DO OTHER STUFF!!*sigh* what a lame name...but Im the narrator so it's my job to say what I have to say...*thinks to himself I would wheater narrate for Fighting Futons or whatever it's called*. . . .So that is how the story begins.......

At the SUPER DUPER FUN HOUSE FOR THE FINAL FANTASY CHARACTERS FROM 7 AND 10 TO MEET UP AND TALK AND DO OTHER STUFF!! All the characters have ...magically appeared...and they are not to happy..well at lest some are not very happy.

All:o O

Sephiroth:HOW THE HECK DID I GET HERE!!!

Cloud:*points to all the ff10 characters*WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!!

Yuffie:. . . .I WAS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A GIANT MATERIA BUST AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN ...BOOOOM ...I was here....with . . . *looks around* Cloud ,and Tifa and Sephiroth and Some guy with freaky blue hair that seems to stick up everywhere and Aeris-

Seymour:My name is Seymour...and my hair is not freaky,you human ...brat...thing.

Yuffie:I AM NO BRAT I AM NO BRAT!!! and I'll say it again I AM NO BRAT!!

Rikku:So you must have been called a brat before. .huh?

Yuffie:*calms down*Yea I have . . ..waaaaay to many times ,IT TICKS ME OFF!!!

Rikku:I know how you feel.

Yuffie:really?

Rikku:yea.*Yuffie and Rikku walk to a sofa and talk about stealing and how many times they have been called a brat before*

Cloud:I WILL ASK ONE MORE TIME,WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!!!

Vincent:Calm down Cloud we will soon know who these people are if you stop yelling for one momment,understand?

Cloud:yea ,yea sure.

Tidus:*finally notices that he is not at home anymore* O.O WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE !!! *points to all the ff7 folks*

Narrator:*"sigh* Calm down ,I will explain to you people why you were summoned here and-

Sephiroth:SUMMON AS IN SUMMON METEOR TO KILL ALL LIVING THINGS ON A PLANET!!!

Narrator:No summon as-

Aeris:Oh I know summon as in summon holy to make the evil of meteor go away!

Narrator:*thinks to himself where are these people brains*um no if you let me finish I'll explain why-

Yuna:WAAAIT SUMMON AS IN SUMMON A VERY POWERFUL AEON TO FIGHT EVIL!!

Narrtor:Well that's not what I meant-

Seymour:Or he just might mean to bring a person to a . . .place where he or she is needed.

Narrator:*sigh* Yes Seymour you are right...thank you...now as I was saying you people were bought here because-

Lulu:WERE IS THAT VOICE COMING FROM ANYWAY!!!*looks around*

Tifa:NOW THAT YOU BOUGHT THAT TO MIND...THERE IS NO ONE ELSE HERE EXCEPT US!!!*looks around too*

Sephiroth:OH NO A MALE VERSION OF JENOVA IS TALKING IN OUR MINDS!!!

Cloud:OR THIS PLACE IS HAUNTED!!!

Narrator:IF YOU MORONIC PEOPLE WILL LET ME FINISH I COULD EXPLAIN-

Vincent:Let the voice explain...geez.

Sephiroth:OH NO THE MALE JENOVA HAS TURNED VINCENT TO ONE OF HIS...PUPPETS!!!

Narrator:*sigh*where is Mellinia when I need her.

Mellinia just happens to walk in at that moment.

Mellinia:Hiya hi peeps!!*smiles*

All:*looks at Mellinia*WHO ARE YOU!!!

Mellinia:Im Mellinia,the person who brought you all here.

Barret:But what for...are ya going to try...and-

Sephiroth:MAKE US ALL GO INSANE AND BURN DOWN THINGS CAUSE IT'S COOL!!

Mellinia:um no.I brought you guys here because I always thought that you guys from ff7 were kind of like you guys from ff10.....understand.

Tidus:So whats ff7 and ff10?

Mellinia:*sweatdrops*ummm the game...uh .....you ....people were in.

All:oO????

Mellinia:*double sweatdrops*Well you see um....you guys were characters in games made by squaresoft....and....NARRATOR HELP ME!!!

Narrator:*sigh* What Mellinia is trying to say is that you guys are from video games made by a company called Squaresoft...anyways she thought that you characters from these games were quite alike.

All:O.O???!!!!

Narrator:......uh and ...You see all of you people who know Cloud are from the same game which is called Final Fantasy 7...get it?

All the ff7 characters look at Cloud.

Yuffie:Well I know Cloud so Im from Final Fan Stand 17 or whatever its called.

Narrator:yea...but its called Final Fantasy 7.

Cloud:Does that mean Im...famous.

Mellinia:...kindof..I guess...You were the main character.

Cloud:REALLY WOW!!!!

Sephiroth:Great,now he thinks he is all that.

Cloud:I don't think Im all that....*smiles* I KNOW IM ALL THAT!!

Sephiroth:whatever...

Tidus:So that means all the people I know are from final Fantasy...10!!

Mellinia&Narrator:YES NOW YOUR GETTING IT!!

Wakka:. . . .um so what's a Video game again.?

Mellinia & Narrator:*sigh*

Seymour:*puts down a book he was reading* A video game is a interactive game played on a system that is connected to a television .This so called Final Fantasy 10 game that we were in was played on a system called the Playstaion 2 the improved version of the Playstation which Final fantasy 7 was played on.

All:oooooooo!!

Mellinia:I KNEW THOSE BOOKS WOULD COME IN HANDY!!!

Narrator:I can always count on Seymour to explain everything.

Lulu:Don't give Seymour any praise,because once you do it gets stuck in his thick head and he wil never stop bragging about it.

Yuna:True,So very true.

Seymore:*sigh* Why must people always become so jealous of my intellect.

Red:That happens to me too all the time.

Mellinia:Anyways lets get to the main reason you guys are here. . . .I am going to have contests that I made up to see who is better . . .the teams are ff7 and ff10.. .duh..anyways . . .the people I think are alike will go against each other .....to see who is better...didn't I say that already ......anyways...do you guys understand?

they all nod yes.

Mellinia:OKAY NARRATOR WHO WILL BE GOING FIRST!!
Narrator:*yells out in a overly happy voice,he sounds like a anouncer*WEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL WE WILL HAVE THE THE RED LOOKING DOG THING REEEEED FROM TEAM FF7 GO AGAINST THE BLUE WOLF DOG THING WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT KIMAAAAARI FROM FF10!!!!......THEY WILL BE PLAYING THE GAME OF FETCH IT!!!!!

Red &Kimari:FETCH IT!!!!!?????

Mellinia:yea ,fetch it ,one person from each team will launch a SUPER DUPER STICK TROWER!! and you two will have to fetch them .....BUT thetas not all that's out a remote control and presses a button on it,and a wall in the room opens up to show a huge arena will many opticals giant pits with fire shooting out of them, monkeys in trees that throw fruit at you,and a huge mountain rock thing you have to go over*heh heh it's a little harder then gut fetching a stick in a park..HA HA HA.

Red:. . . . I can do that.piece of pie.

Kimari:. . . .yea riiight. And i thought the saying was piece of cake.

Red:I CHANGED IT!!! ....you got a problem with that?

Kimari:Well yes I do ,Since you say your all smart I thought that maybe you would get simple sayings right....SHOWS HOW STUPID YOU ARE!!!

Red:why you little.....*grools* *gets ready to pounce apon Kimari's head*

Kimari:*also growls* *pulls out his spere ready to slice and dice*

Mellinia:HEY HEY no fighting...yet...heh...anyways..who would like to do the launching for the ff7 team.

Rikku:I DO OH PLEASE PICK ME!!!!!*jumps up and down*

Mellinia:Wrong team Rikku.

Rikku:oops ....my bad.

Cloud:Well can I be the lancher, puh-lease.

Mellinia:okay Cloud is the lancher person for ff7,who want to be the the lancher for ff10.

Rikku:*looks around*ME ME ME PICK ME!!!*jumps up and down*

Mellinia:OAKY TAKE A CHILL PILL....alright everyone get to your spots*evryone goes to there spot*CLOUD AND RIKKU LAUNCH THE LANCHER THING!!!!*they both launch it and their sticks head over the rocky mounatin*WHO EVER GETS THEIR STICK FIRST WINS!!! *pulls out gun*ON YOUR MARK GET PUMPED UP *fires gun a flag pops out that say Mell Rules!!*GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Red and Kimari run as fast as they can they come to the fire pits so they have to jump on the platforms to get to the other side.Red jumps on the platforms with skill,but on Kimari's first jump he slips and falls into the fire pits.Red keeps running till he comes to the jungle looking area were he is greeted with wild crazy monkeys trowing fruit at him,he is hit with a banana but keeps running then he is hit with a mango then a orange but he still keeps running,then he is hit with a coconut and passes out,back to Kimari he finally manages to climb out of the pits he just seems a little hot and angry and is also a very dark shade of black.he shakes off the ash on him which happens to be his fur,awww ,now poor Kimari is bald.

Kimari:*looks at himself*AHHHHHHHH!!!

Tidus:IT WILL GROW BACK KEEP RUNNING WE HAVE TO WIN!!!

Lulu:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*falls on ground laughing*

Tidus:heh heh.. .ahem...DON'T MIND HER KEEP RUNNING*covers his mouth to surpress his laughter*heh heh.

Kimari wipes his tears away and runs toward the jungle were he is also showered with fruit he is hit with a mango but keeps running then he is hit with a whole stem of bananas but keeps running now the crazy monkeys throws the coconuts ,but Kimari's head is so dang hard that it does not phase him.He passes Red who is now wakeing up and is complaining about how he would weather bake cookies with his mommy instead of going to school.

Sephiroth:SNAP OUT OF IT RED!!!!RUN RUN RUN OR YOU WILL FEEL MY MASAMUNE IN YOU CHEST!!!

Aeris:That does not feel to great. . RUN RUN RUN!!!

Red:please mommy I wuv you let me stay home just once and make those yummy-*is hit in head with cocanut,and passes out once again*

ff7 team:AWWWWWWWW!!!!*many sad faces*

ff10 team:YAAAAY!!!!*many gay faces. . .not that gay the happy gay*

Kimari is already halfway over the mountain thing. . . .THEN...he jumps down from the top runs across the grass and picks up the stick with his tootheses.heh heh .

Kimari:WHOSE THE DOG. . .THING!!!! KIMARI IS!!!!*starts singing who let the dogs out*

Narrator:ANNNNNNND THE WINNER OF FETCH IT IS . . .KIMARI!!!!!!!!!!
ff7 team:AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!*very very unhappy faces ....sore losers*

ff10 team:YAAYY!!!!!*they start singing their little made up song*WE ARE THE BEST WE ARE THE BEST.*they start dancing then pause*

Tidus:WHO IS THE BEST!!!!!???

ff10 team:WE ARE THE BEST!!!!!! YEAAAAAAA!!!!

Sephiroth:SHUT THE -!!!!

Aeris:calm down Sephiroth we WILL win next time.

Cloud:YEA WE WILL!!!

Mellinia:*is still laughing at Kimari;s baldness*HEH HEH HEH!!!. . .ahem .....SO WHO WILL BE BATTLEING FOR FAME NEXT NARRATOR!!!!

Narrator:WE WILL HAVE THE BLOND AL BED RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKU AND THE NINJA YUFFFFFFFFIE BATTLEING IN THE GAME CALLED TAKE IT APART!!!!!. . . .what kind of name is that?

Mellinia:SHUTUP THAT'S THE BEST I COULD COME UP WITH!!!!

Yuffie:THIS WE WILL BE THE FUUUUUNEST!!!

Rikku:RIGHT ON YUFFIE!!!!*they both start dancing with each other*

Tidus:HELLO!!!! RIKKU SHE IS ONE OF OUR RIVALS!!!!

Rikku*stops danceing* But she's my friend.

Tidus:YOU CAN NOT BE FRIENDS WITH . . . .ENEMIES!!!!

Yuffie:shutup Tidus.

Tidus:COME MAKE ME. . . . .ENEMY!!!

Narrator:WEELLLL NOW THAT MELLINIA IS GETTING WEAK FROM ALL THE TYPEING SHE IS GOING TO END THIS CHAPTER HERE. . . .So leave a review for our dear author . . .OR ELSE ......Don't miss out on the battle between friends...YUFFIE AND RIKKU!!!!!

Yuna:*whispers to Seymour*who is the narrator talking to.?

Seymour:*looks in a book*I have no clue.

__~*~end of chapter~*~
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Mellinia:heh heh heh
Narrator:whats so funny.
Mellinia:KIMARI IS BALD!!!!!*falls on the ground laughing*
Narrator:*sigh*get over it already......ANYWAYS....please review readers Mellinia will be very pround if you do and she might even give you a cookie,right Mellinia.
Mellinia:RIGHT!!!*pulls out bag of cookies**smiles*
Narrator:mmmmmmm COOKIES ,REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!...or else.
Mellinia:*eating cookie*be nice mr,Narrator
Narrator:whatever.