Why parents Don't Get It
Disclaimer- Yes....I don't
Rating- R
Chappy 5-
" Is it me, or has Buffy and " Poof" boy, Been dry-humping for an hour?," Xander asked.
" It's just you....it's been more than an hour." Anya said, taking a sip of her coke.
" I think we should be like ' Buffy, it's time to go home'," Willow suggested. " Or, we can just say ' Buffy, stop dry-humping him'" Anya said. Xander nodded.
" Or that...," Willow said, looking at the cute dirty blonde who was playing pool. She had a chance to talk to him already ten times, and she chickened out by saying she had homework or something.
" Willow....Willow..." Xander waved his hands infront of her face. Anya followed her line of sight, " Ooo...Nice ass!," She commented at the dirty blonde, who was bending down for a shot. Xander looked and then whipped his head back, " Ok...soooo didn't need to see that and...," He looked back over, " I soooo have a better ass then him!," He said.
Anya smiled, " Course you do!," She kissed him, and Xander puffed his chest, grinning, his male pride filling.
" Oh brother...," Willow said rolling her eyes, then returning to look at the cutie.
***
Buffy was getting tired...very tired. She had been out on the floor for more than an hour, and when ever she wanted to take a break, Angel would pull her back.
She turned around in his arms and saw William smoking and drinking. He was slouching in the chair, his cigerette hanging from the corner of his mouth, and the free hand lying on his thigh, while the occupied one, with the flask, hanging on the side of the chair, looking at the floor.
He was looking scrumptious. Buffy had to admit, but he just knew how to get on her nerves. They used to be the best of friends, when younger, and now it's like ' I hate you, so you hate me'.
flashback
" We-um, gimme the wellow crawon!," Buffy cried, as William raised the crayon so it was out of her reach. " Nope, wuv, you're not gettin' it back!," He teased.
She jumped up, grunting each time. William was grinning wide, taunting her, " Come on, wuv...get it!," Buffy jumped, with all her might, and missed the crayon by an inch. She fumed with anger at the smirk he gave her.
Buffy stomped all the way to the corner of the room, and sat on the bean bag. He saw Liam, or Angel, walk over to her and ask whats wrong.
William frowned, and went over there. "Slayer, I'm sorry..." He said looking down, and blushing, as he used the nickname he gave her.
The story was was that her mother used to watch a movie called ' Kelly, The Vampire Slayer' and everytime his father would drop him off to play, she'd be watching it, with Buffy, her eyes stuck to the screen.
They decided to play a game similar to the movie. William would call her Slayer, and she'd called him Spike, cause she didn't like the name 'Pike'.
Buffy looked up, with watery eyes, and smiled. She sniffled and jumped up and hugged him. Angel, was looking at the whole thing, " Eww, will-y- um...you got cooties!," He said, going to the art center.
" So wha?," He called back at him. He took the yellow crayon out his jacket, and handed it to her. Buffy gasped, " Wellow crawon!,"She kissed him on the cheek, and headed back to draw her picture.
He followed behind her, and when she was done with her picture, she showed it to him, proudly, " It's you!," The picture had two stick figures, one with blonde hair, and the other with long brown hair. In the middle of the two was a heart, that had BST FRIENDS written in green above it.
William smiled, then took the green crayon and put the E between the B and the S.
***
Buffy was so wrapped up in the memory, that she didn't feel when Angel's hand slipped under her shirt. She playful swapped it away, then she turned around and he smashed his lips into hers.
***
William was tired. His eyes were getting drowsy, and he was feeling drunk. He shook his head from the woozy feeling that swept through him.He looked up, blinking his watery eyes, and saw Angel's hand slip under Buffy's shirt. She slapped it away, then he forcefully kissed her.
Without knowing, William got up and was fast to get over there. He tapped on Angel's shoulder, and he tuned around. With full force and strength, he punched him. Hard. Angel reeled back and fell to the floor. Knocked out cold.
Shocked, Buffy walked over to him, and slapped him with the same amount of force he had probably put in the punch. His head rolled with the slapped, and he looked down, " WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!" She yelled. " He was forcing you!," He screamed back. By now the music had stopped, and the couple drew a crowd.
" No, he wasn't..Is it hard for you to belive that I kissed him?!," William didn't say anything. She then walked over, and kneeled at Angel's side.
William bit his tongue from saying anything, then stormed out.
***
" What in the BLOODY HELL do you have to do?!, He yelled into the empty alley," I do something bad, she hates me, I do something good, She still hates me!," He walked down the street till he came to the corner.
He decided to cross, and walked angrily across. He was so caught up in mentally yelling at himself, that he didn't see the car heading straight toward him.
***
Buffy sighed as she slipped into her night gown. She was so tired. Her mother had gone out with someone and said she'd be back later. Buffy brushed her teeth and crawled into bed. She wondered how Angel was. The ambulence came and took him to the hospital because he couldn't move his jaw. Buffy chuckled. William punched him back into last year.
She couldn't stand him. He was being a protective brother, A wanna- be lover, a sweet guy, a rude guy, everything!
Buffy was soon slipping into slumber when her phone rung loud. She grumbled and swore, if it were him, she'd find him and kill him. Literally.
" Hello...what?!?..oh my god...yes..I'll be there in a bit..." Buffy got up quickly, and dressed up in some sweats and a Tee.
*** TBC
What happened to William. Is it him that the phone call about or Angel? find out next time. Same Randy time. Same Randy location. oo...and REVIEW to find out faster!
Disclaimer- Yes....I don't
Rating- R
Chappy 5-
" Is it me, or has Buffy and " Poof" boy, Been dry-humping for an hour?," Xander asked.
" It's just you....it's been more than an hour." Anya said, taking a sip of her coke.
" I think we should be like ' Buffy, it's time to go home'," Willow suggested. " Or, we can just say ' Buffy, stop dry-humping him'" Anya said. Xander nodded.
" Or that...," Willow said, looking at the cute dirty blonde who was playing pool. She had a chance to talk to him already ten times, and she chickened out by saying she had homework or something.
" Willow....Willow..." Xander waved his hands infront of her face. Anya followed her line of sight, " Ooo...Nice ass!," She commented at the dirty blonde, who was bending down for a shot. Xander looked and then whipped his head back, " Ok...soooo didn't need to see that and...," He looked back over, " I soooo have a better ass then him!," He said.
Anya smiled, " Course you do!," She kissed him, and Xander puffed his chest, grinning, his male pride filling.
" Oh brother...," Willow said rolling her eyes, then returning to look at the cutie.
***
Buffy was getting tired...very tired. She had been out on the floor for more than an hour, and when ever she wanted to take a break, Angel would pull her back.
She turned around in his arms and saw William smoking and drinking. He was slouching in the chair, his cigerette hanging from the corner of his mouth, and the free hand lying on his thigh, while the occupied one, with the flask, hanging on the side of the chair, looking at the floor.
He was looking scrumptious. Buffy had to admit, but he just knew how to get on her nerves. They used to be the best of friends, when younger, and now it's like ' I hate you, so you hate me'.
flashback
" We-um, gimme the wellow crawon!," Buffy cried, as William raised the crayon so it was out of her reach. " Nope, wuv, you're not gettin' it back!," He teased.
She jumped up, grunting each time. William was grinning wide, taunting her, " Come on, wuv...get it!," Buffy jumped, with all her might, and missed the crayon by an inch. She fumed with anger at the smirk he gave her.
Buffy stomped all the way to the corner of the room, and sat on the bean bag. He saw Liam, or Angel, walk over to her and ask whats wrong.
William frowned, and went over there. "Slayer, I'm sorry..." He said looking down, and blushing, as he used the nickname he gave her.
The story was was that her mother used to watch a movie called ' Kelly, The Vampire Slayer' and everytime his father would drop him off to play, she'd be watching it, with Buffy, her eyes stuck to the screen.
They decided to play a game similar to the movie. William would call her Slayer, and she'd called him Spike, cause she didn't like the name 'Pike'.
Buffy looked up, with watery eyes, and smiled. She sniffled and jumped up and hugged him. Angel, was looking at the whole thing, " Eww, will-y- um...you got cooties!," He said, going to the art center.
" So wha?," He called back at him. He took the yellow crayon out his jacket, and handed it to her. Buffy gasped, " Wellow crawon!,"She kissed him on the cheek, and headed back to draw her picture.
He followed behind her, and when she was done with her picture, she showed it to him, proudly, " It's you!," The picture had two stick figures, one with blonde hair, and the other with long brown hair. In the middle of the two was a heart, that had BST FRIENDS written in green above it.
William smiled, then took the green crayon and put the E between the B and the S.
***
Buffy was so wrapped up in the memory, that she didn't feel when Angel's hand slipped under her shirt. She playful swapped it away, then she turned around and he smashed his lips into hers.
***
William was tired. His eyes were getting drowsy, and he was feeling drunk. He shook his head from the woozy feeling that swept through him.He looked up, blinking his watery eyes, and saw Angel's hand slip under Buffy's shirt. She slapped it away, then he forcefully kissed her.
Without knowing, William got up and was fast to get over there. He tapped on Angel's shoulder, and he tuned around. With full force and strength, he punched him. Hard. Angel reeled back and fell to the floor. Knocked out cold.
Shocked, Buffy walked over to him, and slapped him with the same amount of force he had probably put in the punch. His head rolled with the slapped, and he looked down, " WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!" She yelled. " He was forcing you!," He screamed back. By now the music had stopped, and the couple drew a crowd.
" No, he wasn't..Is it hard for you to belive that I kissed him?!," William didn't say anything. She then walked over, and kneeled at Angel's side.
William bit his tongue from saying anything, then stormed out.
***
" What in the BLOODY HELL do you have to do?!, He yelled into the empty alley," I do something bad, she hates me, I do something good, She still hates me!," He walked down the street till he came to the corner.
He decided to cross, and walked angrily across. He was so caught up in mentally yelling at himself, that he didn't see the car heading straight toward him.
***
Buffy sighed as she slipped into her night gown. She was so tired. Her mother had gone out with someone and said she'd be back later. Buffy brushed her teeth and crawled into bed. She wondered how Angel was. The ambulence came and took him to the hospital because he couldn't move his jaw. Buffy chuckled. William punched him back into last year.
She couldn't stand him. He was being a protective brother, A wanna- be lover, a sweet guy, a rude guy, everything!
Buffy was soon slipping into slumber when her phone rung loud. She grumbled and swore, if it were him, she'd find him and kill him. Literally.
" Hello...what?!?..oh my god...yes..I'll be there in a bit..." Buffy got up quickly, and dressed up in some sweats and a Tee.
*** TBC
What happened to William. Is it him that the phone call about or Angel? find out next time. Same Randy time. Same Randy location. oo...and REVIEW to find out faster!
