MA: hey peoples and welcome back to the digimon Christmas party. Well, every thing is back to normal, except the fact that ryo is in full body cast.
Ryo: (using a keyboard voice box.) I hate you all.
Takato: it's your own fault.
Max: how are you feeling?
Ryo: I'm in a full body cast and I can only move my hand to type on this keyboard. How do you think I feel?
Tai: well, did they find the other one?
Ryo: they said once the swelling goes down, it might reappear.
Tai: oh well, back to the party.
(Everyone is on the dance floor. BW is on turntables.)
Max: hey bro. I didn't know you could dj.
BW: like you, I am a man of many talents. Check this action.
(He starts scratching with both hands.)
Rena: that was amazing!
BW: that was nothing baby. Check this out.
(He took off his shoe and scratched with his foot and hand.)
Kenta: that was off the hook!
Kazu: no! That was off the chain!
BW: I was just playing around! I'm not done yet!
(He then began to scratch with his hand and tongue.)
Tike and kara: kick ass!
BW: if you guys think was something, watch this! You see, not many djs can do this. They don't have the length.
(He took off his pants and began scratching with his 'third arm'.)
BW: what do you think now?
(Everyone is stunned.)
Rena: I can't take it anymore! Come on, big boy! (Takes him by the arm.)
BW: hey! Renamon, what are you doing?
(Renamon whispers in his ear.)
BW: if you all excuse me, I'll be opening my Christmas present early. Bye.
MA: that was..... Um...uh... Tai help me out.
Tai: what can I say? That was....what it was. Right, sora?
Sora: right.
Takato: what ever that was, that was it.
Rika: that's right.
Takuya: that was.....thing.
Zoe: is it just me or was that....
Everyone: yeah it was.
MA: you, go read the thing. We have to figure this out.
















DIGIMON THE MOVIE: LEGEND OF THE FORBIDDEN SPIRIT
RACE AGAINST DARKNESS












The group of blackdramon landed at the site of the wreaked train with tambourinemon in the front. He quickly looked over the crash site and a grin came across his beck.

" Well, it appears as if our work is done."

" No."
He turned to see the lead wraithmon, sniffing around the scene.

" What do you mean, no?"

" I smell their scent. They are all still alive."

" Those turds survived the crash? Damn. Where are they?"

" They are moving in the direction of the forest. My guess is they want to cut across it and hit the next terminal."

" I don't think so. Saddle up. We're going after them."













Meanwhile, the digidestined team raced across the woods lead by orda, still in battle mode. The sound of the blackdramon's screeches unnerved the group but they still ran on.

" Aww, man! Sounds like they're right on our tail!" spoke JP.

" No shit man! And I don't think we can move any faster!" said koji.

" Orda are you sure this is the right way?" asked takuya.

" I scanned the area when I saved ms. Zoe and using my image scan, I was able to calculate the quickest possible way to the terminal."

" I hope you're right orda. My side is killing me." complained Tommy.
The gang raced through the woods until they reach a creek that ran through the middle of the woods.

" Whoa!" said takuya.

" If we go up river for about half a mile, we should come across a dirt path that will lead us to the terminal."

" Alright! We're almost there!"

" But there is one problem." He stated pointing into the sky. To they bewilderment, they saw the fleet of blackdramon flying straight for them.

" Ok this is bad! Those things can fly faster that we can run." Stated koji.

" I'm afraid he's right. Based on their flight speed and the state of your bodies, they will catch up with in no time."

" That's it. We lose. There's no way we can out run those things. It's over." Said JP.

" You're right. We can't outrun them but she can." Takuya said, pointing to Zoe.

" Me? What are you talking about?"

" Zo, I want you to go on ahead and head for the terminal while we hold them off."

" Takuya, I don't know if you noticed but you all are not in the best shape to battle again." bokomon pointed out.

" He's right. At least I can help fight."

" No zoe. He's right. You're the only one of us that has the best chance of getting to the terminal." Koji said.

" Listen zoe, I don't like this as much as you do but we have no choice. Tyler is our top concern and right now, you're the only one who can do It." takuya pleaded, putting his hands on her shoulders and looked her right in the eye.

" Alright. I'll go but you had better survive this."

" Right. Orda, you're going with her."

" I thought as much sir."

" If you don't mind, I think we should bow out of this fight." Said bokomon.

" I could stay." Said neemon.

" Unless your stupidity could rub off on them and make it easier for them to fight."
The scream of the blackdramon was closer than ever as the digimon prepared to land.

" No time for chic-chat. Go now!" takuya ordered, but before she left, Zoe gave him a kiss on the cheek.

" For luck."

" Hey, we're digidestined; we make our own."

With a smile, she and the rest of her little group tore down the river and towards the path while takuya watched her leave.

" You really do love her, don't you?" asked koji.

" Yep. I just hope I see her again."

" Guys, they're here." Said JP as the blackdramon landed and their passengers got off.

" Let's party."




EXCUTE SPIRIT EVOLUTION


AGUNNIMON

LOBOMON

KUMAMON

BEETLEMON






" Well, dressed in your best I see. No matter. Where is the child?"

" Somewhere you're not going." Spoke agunnimon defiantly.

" I really hoped it wouldn't have to come to this.


AGUNNIMON

LOBOMON

KUMAMON

BEETLEMON






" Well, dressed in your best I see. No matter. Where is the child?"

" Somewhere you're not going." Spoke agunnimon defiantly.

" I really hoped it wouldn't have to come to this. You have one more chance; where is the child?"

" I don't care what you say or who you bring, you shall not pass!"

" Fine. Blackdramon, inferno fire blast!"
The dragon digimon roared in response as they opened their mouths and unleashed a barrage of fireballs.

" I don't think so!"





PYRO TORNADO




Agunnimon spun around and created a firebreak that canceled out the attacks. Tambourinemon growled at the action as he gave the signal to the wraithmon, causing them to draw their swords.

" Looks like it's hand to hand." said beetlemon.

" Here they come!" Kumamon said as the wraithmon charged at them, kicking up water around them. The legendary warrior in turn charged them while screaming their best battle cry. One of the wraithmon swung his sword at agunnimon but caught it and punched him in the face, signaling the start of the battle. All of the legendary warriors were now in deep combat with the squad of wraithmon. Lobomon drew his light saber and began to slash at the dark digimon, Kumamon fired his blizzard blaster, beetlemon punched at anything that moved, and agunnimon threw out his pyro darts.

" Enough of this! Blackdramon!" tambourinemon ordered as he jumped one to one onto one of their backs and took flight.

" Ok, what is that ass doing?" beetlemon wondered while having some wraithmon under his arms.

" I don't know but I know we won't like It." lobomon answered, stabbing a wraithmon behind.

" Fire!"
Following his orders, the blackdramon all opened their mouths and fired their fireballs. The warriors had little time to react at the attack headed for them. Jumping up, they avoided the attacks but the wraithmon weren't so lucky, as the blasts incinerated some of them on contact.

" He-he just took out some of his own men." Said a stunned Kumamon.

" He's crazy. He wants to take us out so badly, he'll destroy his own men to do it. Takuya?" spoke lobomon.

" Right. Time to take it up a notch!"





EXCUTE SLIDE EVOLUTION



BURNING GREYMON

KENDO GARURUMON

KORI KAKUMON

METAL KABUTARIMON








The beast spirit warrior landed with a thud and a roar, staring at the remaining wraithmon.

" If I were you, I'd run." Growled burning greymon.

" I don't think so. Prepare to hit them again!" tambourinemon cackled while the blackdramon prepared to launch another attack.

" First, let's take care of these wraithmon!"





BOLO THUNDER




Metal kabutarimon rose his arms and launched his twin energy balls that spun right for the remaining wraithmon and with one big blast, wiped out the last of the hunter digimon.

" Took care of that problem." He laughed as they turned their attention to tambourinemon and the blackdramon.

" That means nothing to me! You all still will die!" he yelled, firing energy blasts from his hands at them but they jumped and dodged out of the way.

" Blackdramon, finish them off!"
The dragon digimon fired once again at the team.

" Not this time!"







INFERNO BARRAGE




The guns on the sides of his arms swung forward and fired at the incoming fired balls, destroying them before they even got close to them, to the surprise of the portly digimon.

" Alright, let's end this!"





WILDFIRE TSUNAMI

LUPINE LASER

AVALANCHE AXES

ELECTRO CANNON




The combined wave of attacks flew at the group of evil and destroyed the blackdramon and sent tambourinemon, burnt and busied, the ground in a heap in the middle of the creek.





EXCUTE SLIDE EVOLUTION



After seeing his fall, the beast warrior reverted back to their human spirit forms and collapsed in a heap to get a well-deserved rest.

" Man! What a battle!" said beetlemon.

" You said it!" added Kumamon.

" At least it's almost over and Tyler is safe." Said agunnimon.

" Hey, agunnimon."

" Yeah, lobomon."

" Head on ahead to the terminal. Go to zoe."

" I can wait."

" No. You should be there when Tyler goes. Go!"

Smiling, he picked himself up and dashed down the stream, de-digivolving back to takuya.



Here I come Zoe.



" Man, I am dead tired."

" Please JP! Don't say dead."

" Sorry kid."

" Guys! Take a look!"

The three remaining warriors watched as tambourinemon struggled to his feet, wet and obliviously hurt.

" This......fight......isn't......over."

" Oh please! Just give it up, man. You can't beat us, not in your condition and there is no one left to help you." stated beetlemon.


" Think again!"

The trio of digimon looked up to see a frightening sight; floating down in a energy bubble, there was a digimon dressed in a brown outfit with a dark white cape flowing behind him (think gannondorf's outfit.)With a large sword hanging off him. He touched the ground with a less than happy look on his face while tambourinemon crawled over to him.

" Master piccaromon, what are you doing here?"

" Tambourinemon, you have failed in your task and I have to resolve the situation myself."

" But master......"

" Be silent!"
With that, he pointed his hand at him and with one short blast, wiped out his servant, leaving nothing but his cape behind.

" Weakling. Now on to present business."

" Who are you?" asked lobomon.

" I really don't have to answer that, seeing as it won't matter in a few minutes, but I might as well grant you that. I am piccaromon, the future ruler of the digital world and the person who has been hunting you for the past few days."

" What do you want with Tyler?" asked beetlemon.

" I don't have to tell you why I want him. Your job is to shut up and obey. Now tell me the location of the child and die."

" Isn't that supposed to be, or die?"

" I see you want to make this difficult. Very well. If you want to fight, come on then."

" You're mine!"



LOBO KENDO


MIRROR MOVE


As lobomon charged with his saber, piccaromon's left hand glowed with a dark energy and he caught the light blade and absorbed the energy of the attack. The light warrior jumped back when the energy in his hand form a saber, similar to his own.



DARKNESS KENDO




He slashed at lobomon, clashing with his blade but he easily over powered him.

" No way! That was Lobomon's attack." Said beetlemon.

" I know. That was my special attack, mirror move. It allows me to absorb any special attack thrown at me and use it as my own. I can then use it with ten times the force that it was brought to me."

" Oh yeah! Try this!"



LOBO LASER



He fired his wrist laser at piccaromon but he merely absorbed it into his right hand and using his left, fired it back as a darker version, knocking him to a tree. The two remaining warrior growled while the dark digimon laughed. Kumamon jumped up and launched his crystal freeze but he felt it ten times over as piccaromon's darkness freeze froze him. Beetlemon jumped from behind him with his thunder fist but his attack was absorbed and used against him as well.
He cackled at his fallen foes when he jumped to avoid the tackle of kendo garurumon.

" Well, looks like some one let the beast out." He smiled as metal kabutarimon and kori kakumon made their appearances. Metal kabutarimon rolled straight at him but piccaromon was ready for him with a roundhouse kick, sending him to the side of the river. Kori kakumon charged with both of his axes swinging but he was too quick and delivered a punch to his cheek. Kendo garurumon raced at him for a tackle, only to have piccaromon jump up and grab him by the tail. He swung him around and threw him into the fallen warrior of ice. Meanwhile, the warrior of thunder took careful aim at the digimon with his main attack.




ELECTRO CANNON




He fired off his shot just as piccaromon turned to him. Smiling, he put up his hands and grabbed the shot, absorbed it and threw it right back to the stunned digimon. Kendo garurumon got back to his feet and opened his mouth.



LUPINE LASER



" Have you learned nothing? Your attack is my attack!" he yelled, taking in his attack and fired it right back. Kendo garurumon jumped to avoid it but when it exploded, the shock wave was enough to bring him down.

" Pathetic! Three legendary warriors, with their beast spirits, was no match for me. Now, last chance; where is the child?"

" Eat me." the warrior of thunder spat.

" Very well." He said, slowly drawing out his blade and letting it drag on the ground as he walked over to them. The blade radiated with a dark energy as he held it up.








DARKNESS SLASH



In one huge vertical swipe, he sent a wave of black energy that cut through everything and blew up debris all around him. When it was over, the warriors were all now human and unconscious.

" Now, to find out what I want." He said, sheathing his sword and walking over to Tommy. Leaning down to him, he put his hand on his forehead and peaked into his head.

" So they are heading for the terminal huh? Well, I might as well pay them a visit." He said, standing up and took to the air, down the river and to the path.















" Now I'm starting to get worried." Said Zoe as she began to pace around with Tyler. They had reached the terminal but there was no sight of X or any one they knew.

" It should not take to long to make the arrangements, ms. Zoe." Said orda, now in his smaller form.

" I know but I need to know if the boys are ok."

" Don't worry. They are, after all, legendary warriors." Said bokomon.

" Thanks for the vote of confidence."

Zoe turned to see takuya limping into the terminal, holding his side. Zoe ran to him and hugged him tightly.

" Ahh! Not so tight!"

" Oh, sorry. What happened?"

" We won. The others are rested while I went on ahead. Why is Tyler still here?"

" We are still waiting for you-know-who to come."

" Well I wouldn't worry. There is no one left to come after Tyler.
Just then, an explosion ripped through one of the walls of the building. From the flames stood piccaromon with a grin on his face.

" Well, well, I have finally found you."

" It's piccaromon." Said orda.

" Where are my friends?" demanded takuya, putting Zoe behind him.

" Don't worry. They aren't dead but you can be if you don't hand over the child."

" Over my dead body."

" As you wish."


















NEXT TIME: takuya and Zoe are fighting a losing battle against piccaromon but in a time of need, a legend will be reborn.




THE UNLEASHED INFERNO












MA: well that was something. Well, the party is still on and we have another guest here. Say hello to epsilon.
E: (drunkenly) hey, ma. Great party man. This milk shake is kick ass.
Max: epsilon, that's not milk shake. That's eggnog.
E: really? Oh well. (Starts to drink a cup full and falls on the floor.)
Tai: he's not feeling any pain.
MA: Oh well, I still have two more chapters to go so if you want in the wildest party of the years, ask. Well got to go.
E: god bless us, everyone.








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