Final Fantasy 7 Meets Final Fantasy 10
By,Mellinia

....Well hello IM back with the next chapter...*sigh*.....anyways...thanks a BUNCH Materia Master,Taberbaby123,theyreallyloveme,Lord Belgario *glares*thanks for the review you...you .....kind person....2_good,and Kris.I THANK YOU ALL....*thinks*OH YEA!!!...I forgot the cookies*gives cookies to all the reviews*ARIGOTO*or how ever you spell it.* And I own....nothing...nothing at all.
ON WITH THE FIC.....


Narrator:Welcome back readers,Today is the battle between friends.YUFFIE AND .....*looks at his paper*...RIKKU!!!!! in the game called TAKE IT APART!!!.....Which happens to be a very lame name if you ask m-

Mellinia:SHUTUP!!!! I told you it's all I could think of you bastard!!

Narrator:Geez sorry.

Barret:*whispers to Cloud*...I think that foo narrator has lost his mind who the heck are the readers?

Cloud:*shrugs*Beets me.

Rikku and Yuffie are both dancing around singing because they are so happy I'll just say happy for now since I confuse myself when I say gay.

Tidus:CUT IT OUT!!!!*runs up to Rikku and slaps her on the head...ouch*

Rikku:OWIES!!!!!!*rubs head*Why you do that for....you big meanie??!!

Tidus:DO NOT DANCE OR SING WITH THE.....ENEMY!!!

Yuffie:...TEE DUS your taking these little games to serious.

Yuna:Heh heh Yuffie called Tidus ,Tee dus*giggles*

Tee dus oops I mean Tidus heh:SHUTUP YUNA NOT FUNNY!!!!

Yuna:*gasp,eyes water*.......

Yuffie:YA BIG MEANIE*kicks Tidus were it hurts*

Tidus:O.O*falls over*

Sephiroth:Awwww*puts arm around Yuna*It's okay,your to good for him....plus *whispers to Yuna* I think he's gay.

Yuna:*blushes*heh heh....thank you.

Sephiroth:No problem*walks away*

Cloud:*glares at Sephiroth*Who do you think you are...some kind of....*thinks*...pimp.

Sephiroth:*rolls eyes*..moron.

Mellinia:ARE YOU GUYS DONE WITH YOUR LITTLE SOAP OPERA!!!!

Narrator:YEA,ARE YOU GUYS DONE YET!!!

Yuffie & Rikku:YEA!!!!!

Narrator:Then lets get started.

Mellinia*Pulls out remote that opens yet a other wall revealing a room with lots of....robots.*The games called Take it apart for a reson*smiles*TELL THEM WHY NARRATOR!!!!

Narrator:*in hs happy go lucky voice once again...sounds like a dang announcer*WEEEEELLL YUFFIE AND RIKKU WILL BOTH BE TAKING APART THESE HERE ROBOT.....BUT THERE WILL BE A TIME LIMIT,TELL THEM MELLINIA!!!

Mellinia:*pulls out her stop watch and spins around with a big goofy smile on her face*THE TIME LIMIT IS!!!!...drum roll please*Kimari bangs on the drums*thank you,Kimari.....2 MINS!!!!

Rikku:EASY!!!!*jumps up and down*

Yuffie:....no fair I don't know how take apart no freaking robot*pouts*

Tidus:A OTHER VICTORY FOR THE FINAL FANTASY 10 TEAM!!

Mellinia:No worries...Yuffie my friend,the robots are quite easy to take apart...you just got to get allot taken apart...you can do it am sure you can.*throws Yuffie the peace sign and winks*

Yuffie:Thanks Mell....*runs to Tidus and kicks him where it hurts again*YOU NEED TO SHUTUP!!!!

Tidus:X.x

Rikku:heh heh...I wish you luck Yuffie.

Yuffie:Thanks...but I'll think you will need all the luck you can get..you know why?

Rikku:...no ...why?

Yuffie:CAUSE IM FAST!!!! VICTORY TO THE FINAL FANTASY 7 TEAM!!!!

Aeris:RIGHT ON YUFFIE!!!

Rikku:....Let's just see about that.

Narrator:...ZzZzZzZz....*wakes up*......huh?...OH...SO ARE YOU GUYS READY NOW!!

Rikku & Yuffie:YEA READY TO WIN!!!

Rikku and Yuffie run up to the robots ,waiting for the signal to go.

Mellinia:*pulls out a gun*ON YOU MARCH GET SET.....GOOOO!!!!*pulls the trigger on the gun and a flag that says I love Sephiroth comes out*heh heh

Sephiroth:*blushes*.....

Cloud:*rolls his eyes*

Rikku and Yuffie dash to a robot and start taking them apart,Rikku is speeding taking those robots apart.Yuffie is doing good too,They dash for a other robot but Rikku trips on a robot arm and falls,Yuffie makes to her second robot in one piece.

Cloud:HA HA HA VICTORY FOR US!!!!

Tidus:*Still in pain*

Rikku jumps up like she has fire on her butt and starts taking apart her second robot...and time is going fast...Yuffie is already on her third robot..but the dang arm won't come off...she pulls and pulls and it finally POPS off.Rikku is tring her best to get to catch up with Yuffie who is on her fourth robot,Rikku makes it to the third ...but...but....

Mellinia:TIMES UP!!!!!!!

Narrator:AND THE WINNER IS YUFFIE OF THE FF7 TEAM!!!!!!

FF7 team:YAAAAAAY!!!

Aeris:I KNEW WE WOULD WIN!!!*spins around*

Cloud:WE RULE!!!

FF10:..........*just sad faces....awwwwww*

Rikku:DANG IT*kicks a robot over*

Yuffie:YEAAAAAA!!!!*dances with a robot*

Mellinia:The score is tied.one point for the ff10 team and 1 point for the ff7 team.

Seymour:but not for long....MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Tidus:YEA.....ouch.....

Auron:So who will be going next?

Mellinia:TELL THEM NARRATOR!!!!!!

Narrator:....Can I have a drum roll too...*Kimari runs to his drums and starts banging away*...heh thanks...WE WILL HAAAAVE......*pauses for a long time*...

Wakka:TELL US ALREADY,ya!!!!

Narrator:...I forgot....and I lost my paper too....*sigh*

All:*sigh*

Mellinia:...moron...WE WILL BE HAVING SEYMOUR AND SEPHIROTH!!!!

Seymour & Sephiroth:I SHALL WIN MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Yuna:I WISH YOU LUCK SEPHIROTH!!!!

Seymour:Hey,He is not on our team...Yuna!

Yuna:*blushes*...so.

Sephiroth:Thanks Yuna.*winks at Yuna*

Yuna:*turns beet red*heh heh heh.

Tidus :HEY!!!!*walks up to Sephiroth ready to punch him*

Sephiroth:If I was you I would not do that....you could get hurt.

Mellinia:OOOOOOO HE TOLD YOU !!!!!!!

Narrator:....anyways...since everyone is acting quite moronic...this chapter will end here...NEXT CHAPTER SEYMOUR AND SEPHIROTH GO HEAD TO HEAD IN A BATTLE CALLED........darnit Mellinia WHAT'S IT CALLED??!!

Mellinia:*eating a brownie*HUH??!!!

Narrator:WHAT'S THE BATTLE CALLED!!!!!!

Mellinia:geez...clam down...it's called Evil Time!!!!

Narrator:*sigh* A other lame-

Mellina:DON'T YOU DARE INSULT MY NAME FOR THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!*somehow she throws a brownie at the narrator's head...MAGICLY*

Narrator:*eats brownie*sorry....*says to himself*uptight little brat.

Yuna:I still don't know who he is talking to.

Cloud:Beets me.

~*~End of Chapter~*~

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Mellinia:......
Narrator:WHAT!!!!
Mellinia:I am mad at you.
Narrator:MY GOD....I'm sorry I will never make fun of your names anymore...promise.
Mellinia:.....OKAY!!!!
Narrator:...anyways...REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW...because this time you'll get a yummy bronwnie..right Melly.
Mellinia:*eating a other brownie*That is if I don't eat them all.Heh heh!
Narrator:*sigh*...pig.
Mellinia:Jerk!