Final Fantasy 7 Meets Final Fantasy 10
By, Mellinia
Hello...I'm back with an other chapter. *Sigh* AND IM SICK TOO!!!!*Throws a rock at a random person* CURSE YOU ALL!!!!.... Anyways I want to thank The Flower Girl,Kris,Steven,Satanos,theyreallyloveme,and Sephiroth1Ripley8..your like so crazy heh heh heh,J/k...I'm very sorry that I ate all the brownies...heh...maybe I'm not sorry..well whatever.
ON WITH THE FIC.....
Narrator:....-.-...ZzZzZzZz
Mellinia:...Hello!!!!
Narrator:HUH!!!!
Mellinia:SAY SOMETHING!!!!
Narrator:Okay..Geez...Welcome Welcome today is the battle against VILLIANS!!!! WHO WILL WIN!!!!!!! IN THE GAME CALLED....EVIL CLUES!!!!
Mellinia:EVIL TIME!!!!!*Growls*
Narrator:...Oh,my bad...heh.
Barret:LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!!
Rikku:Why are you in such a rush,your team will lose anyway.
Barret:Look kid,don't start with me cause I might have to just bust a cap up in yo-
Mellinia:Let's not fight...people,save it for later.
Narrator:CAN WE GET STARTED!!!!
Mellinia:Yea we can.*pulls out a...you guessed it a remote..and a other wall opens showing 3 podiums,Mellinia runs to the back room,and comes back wearing a red dress*HEH HEH THAT'S WHAT I CALL SPEED DRESSING....anyways Evil Time is a game show that I made up,Sephy and Seymour will be asked 10 questions,who ever has the most points...WINS!!!!!....A very simple game.
Sephiroth:This will be quite easy,quite easy indeed.
Seymour:That's what you think,pretty boy.
Sephiroth:......
Mellinia:Um...Seymour don't insult Sephiroth because you can get....hurt....very bad.
Seymour:Suuuuuure.
Mellinia:...Okay..I tried to tell you.
Cloud:Yup,he'll hurt you pretty bad.
Aeris:Yup.
Red:Yep.
Barret:Yo.
Narrator:OKAY!!!!!!....*clams down*Let's get started.
Mellinia ,Seymour,and Sephiroth go to their podiums.
Mellinia:When I ask a question,and you know the answer buzz in on you little buzzer things,okay.
Sephiroth & Seymour:Okay.
Mellinia:FIRST QUESTION!!!!!.....What is the most common line of a villain?
Seymour buzzes in.
Seymour:...um...you shall die.
Mellinia:...WRONG!!!
Sephiroth buzzes in.
Sephiroth:...MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!*smiles*
Mellinia:CORRECT!!!!!..one point for Sephy zero for Seymour.heh heh that kind of rhymes ZERO FOR SEYMOUR!heh heh!
Seymour:*sigh*....
FF10 team:awwwwwww.
FF7 team:ZERO FOR SEYMOUR!!!!
Mellinia:Next question. What color do most villains wear?
Seymour buzzes in.
Seymour:Blue.
Mellinia:...Sorry but your wrong.
Sephiroth buzzes in.
Sephiroth:Black.
Mellinia:CORRECT!!!two points for Sephy...heh heh..zero for Seymour.
Seymour:THAT'S NOT RIGHT,I'M A VILLIAN AND I WEAR BLUE!!!
Sephiroth:That's because you're a gay villain.
Seymour:I AM NOT!!!!
Sephiroth:Awwwww is the blue wearing gay baby getting mad at big bad Sephiroth.Tsk tsk *shakes head *poor thing.
Seymour:*growls,picks up his podium and throws it at Sephiroth.*
Sephiroth dunks before it hits him.
Sephiroth:YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT!!!*pounces on Seymour and begins to punch him in the face over and over and over and over ...well you get the point...again ,with lighting speed.*
Mellinia:*eating popcorn*mmmmmm popcorn.
All:o.O
Yuna:...*starry eyed* Oh Sephiroth.
Cloud:*shakes head*We warned him,but nooooooo he had to go throw a podium at him.
Aeris:...Poor thing.
Red:Hey,Mell give me some of that popcorn.
Mellinia:*jumps on top of her podium and hugs her popcorn*NEVER!!!!
Narrator:*looking in newspaper*I got to find me a other job.
Sephiroth:*pulls out his masamune*MEET THE END OF YOUR LIFE!!!!*gets ready to slice off poor Seymour's cute head*
Aeris:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Sephiroth:Huh??!!!*puts masmune down*
Aeris:Don't do it Sephiroth,it's wrong.
Sephiroth:......*thinks*.......okay...*gets up and walks away*
Seymour:*his nose is ...bleeding ewwwww*MY @*#$ING NOSE!!!!!
Aeris:I'll help you ....I can make it all better.
Seymour:...You can?
Aeris:Yes,I can.*Aeris helps Seymour up and they go into a other room*
Red:FORGET YOU THEN KEEP YOUR POPCORN YOU....YOU....POPCORN HOGGER!!
Mellinia:I WILL!!!!*eats more of her popcorn*
Narrator:...So will it be *cringes* ...Fighting Futons...or *triple cringes * ....Kirby.*sigh*
Back to Aeris and Seymour.
Aeris:*puts bandage on Seymour's nose*There all better now?
Seymour:*blushes* Uh huh.
Aeris:Good.
Seymour:...Um thank you.
Aeris:Your welcome.
.....And then there was silence.
Aeris:......
Seymour:.......
Aeris:.......
Seymour:.......uh I have to make a phone call.*leaves the room*
Aeris:*watches him leave**sigh*...He's....so dreamy.
Seymour:THAT INSANE PRETTY BOY WILL PAY....WITH HIS LIFE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-*cough*....*pulls out his cell phone*
The phone rings....
???:WHAT!!!!!
Seymour:Hi there,how are you?
???:...Fine im just PEACHY!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!!
Seymour:Don't get a attitude with me.Anyways I need your help.
???:OOOOH THE BIG GUADO LORD NEEDS MY HELP!!!!
Seymour:Yes....I need you too come here...and KILL someone for me.
???:Why can't you do it?
Seymour:NO MORE QUESTIONS!!!!!
???:Okay geez....I'll be there..bye.
Seymour:Don't you need the address.
???:Ha ha ...I know all.*hangs up*
Seymour:*rolls his eyes and hangs up*Freak.
Back to everybody else....
Rikku:SOOOOO.....who won the battle.
Mellinia:....I guess Sephiroth.
Narrator:Yup good ole Sephiroth won the battle..*yawns* Two points for the FF7 team ,one point for the FF10 team.
FF7 Team:VICTORY FOR THE-
Seymour:SHUTUP!!!!!!
Cloud:Who died and made you the boss.
Seymour:...Heh heh...You shall soon know ,YOU SHALL SOON KNOW MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Yuna:....Yup he's lost it.
Sephiroth:....He sure has...Freaking moron,INSULTING THE GREAT SEPHIROTH!!!! *growls * IF AERIS WON'T LET ME KILL HIM I'LL FIND SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR ME!!!!*runs out the room*
Seymour:*thinks to himself,so he must have a plan also...hmmmm, this will be a fight to the death*Heh heh ha ha MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
All:O.o;;;
Lulu:So narrator who will be battleing next.
A sign from the ceiling comes down and it says On lunch break,be back in 45 minutes.
Mellinia:THAT LAZY BASTARD!!!!!
Back to our silver angel....Sephiroth duh.
Sephiroth is talking to some UNKNOWN force in his mind.
Sephiroth:I need your help.
???:....I knew you would come running back to me.I KNEW IT!!!
Sephiroth:*sigh*...I need you to help get rid of this scum that MOCKED ME!!!!!
???:.....Oh....I'll help you.
Sephiroth:Thanks...Mot-
Yuna:SEPHIROTH, WHERE ARE YOU!!!!
???....I'll see you soon..MWAHAHAHHAHAh *the voice fades away*
Yuna:Hey,there you are...Mellinia is about to tell us who will be battling each other next.You don't want to miss that.
Sephiroth:Okay..Thank you*follows Yuna back to the main room.
Mellinia:LOW DOWN DIRTY RAT GOING ON A LUCH BREAK WITHOUT MEEEE,WHEN HE COMES BACK IM GOING TO-
Tidus:TELL US WHOSE NEXT!!!!
Mellinia:....DON'T RUSH ME!!!!..*calms down*Next we will have ....Yuna and Aeris in the game called SUMMON THAT THING!!!!
Cloud:....heh heh ...nice name.
Mellinia:...*sigh* Shutup.
Yuna:This shall be fun.
Aeris:Indeed it will.
Sephiroth:*walks up to Yuna and kisses her hand*I wish you luck..my beautiful angel.
Yuna:*VERY huge sweat drop she also turns redder then Red*.....uh .....*speechless*
Sephiroth:..heh *walks away*
Cloud:....I CAN'T STAND IT WHEN SEPHIROTH ACTS LIKE A PIMP!!!*stomps his feet*
Tifa:Your just jealous.*giggles*
Cloud:*rolls eyes*Whatever.
Mellinia:.....Well since the narrator went on a LUNCH BREAK!!!! And left me here.I'll end this chapter here..*sigh**walks out the room*
Auron:I wonder why she's so mad.
Vincent:....I wonder too.
~*~End of Chapter~*~
Mellinia:Well since the narrator is not here I guess Mr,Puppet Narrator will have to due.*pulls off one of her socks and puts it on her hand*
Puppet Narrator:Well Hello my fellow readers I hope you enjoyed this chapter even if poor Mell was sick.awwwww.
Mellinia:Yup im sick.
Puppet Narrator:SO DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW OR I WILL ATTACK YOU WITH MY MAGIC SOCK POWERS AND YOU WILL.....DIIIIIEEEEE!!!!....so review.If you do you'll get a huge basket of yummy sweet treats,right Mellinia.
Mellinia:RIGHT!!!*pulls out huge basket of yummy sweet treats*
Puppet Narrator:mmmmmm sweet treats.
Narrator:o.O WHO THE HECK IS THAT!!!!
Mellinia:*eating a cupcake*A replacement for your lazy a-.
Puppet Narrator:HEY READERS I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHO THE TWO MYSTERY VOICES ARE!!! Leave your answer in you review.
Narrator:....How could you....*eyes water*..I thought we were friends,SOUL MATES!!
Mellinia:.....whatever.
Puppet Narrator:There there,don't be so mean Mell Mell.
Mellinia:SHUTUP!!!*takes off sock and throws it across the room*
Narrator:...But Melly ...I'm sorr-
Mellinia:..yea yea whatever *walks away eating brownie*
Narrator:*sigh*She'll get over it.
By, Mellinia
Hello...I'm back with an other chapter. *Sigh* AND IM SICK TOO!!!!*Throws a rock at a random person* CURSE YOU ALL!!!!.... Anyways I want to thank The Flower Girl,Kris,Steven,Satanos,theyreallyloveme,and Sephiroth1Ripley8..your like so crazy heh heh heh,J/k...I'm very sorry that I ate all the brownies...heh...maybe I'm not sorry..well whatever.
ON WITH THE FIC.....
Narrator:....-.-...ZzZzZzZz
Mellinia:...Hello!!!!
Narrator:HUH!!!!
Mellinia:SAY SOMETHING!!!!
Narrator:Okay..Geez...Welcome Welcome today is the battle against VILLIANS!!!! WHO WILL WIN!!!!!!! IN THE GAME CALLED....EVIL CLUES!!!!
Mellinia:EVIL TIME!!!!!*Growls*
Narrator:...Oh,my bad...heh.
Barret:LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!!
Rikku:Why are you in such a rush,your team will lose anyway.
Barret:Look kid,don't start with me cause I might have to just bust a cap up in yo-
Mellinia:Let's not fight...people,save it for later.
Narrator:CAN WE GET STARTED!!!!
Mellinia:Yea we can.*pulls out a...you guessed it a remote..and a other wall opens showing 3 podiums,Mellinia runs to the back room,and comes back wearing a red dress*HEH HEH THAT'S WHAT I CALL SPEED DRESSING....anyways Evil Time is a game show that I made up,Sephy and Seymour will be asked 10 questions,who ever has the most points...WINS!!!!!....A very simple game.
Sephiroth:This will be quite easy,quite easy indeed.
Seymour:That's what you think,pretty boy.
Sephiroth:......
Mellinia:Um...Seymour don't insult Sephiroth because you can get....hurt....very bad.
Seymour:Suuuuuure.
Mellinia:...Okay..I tried to tell you.
Cloud:Yup,he'll hurt you pretty bad.
Aeris:Yup.
Red:Yep.
Barret:Yo.
Narrator:OKAY!!!!!!....*clams down*Let's get started.
Mellinia ,Seymour,and Sephiroth go to their podiums.
Mellinia:When I ask a question,and you know the answer buzz in on you little buzzer things,okay.
Sephiroth & Seymour:Okay.
Mellinia:FIRST QUESTION!!!!!.....What is the most common line of a villain?
Seymour buzzes in.
Seymour:...um...you shall die.
Mellinia:...WRONG!!!
Sephiroth buzzes in.
Sephiroth:...MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!*smiles*
Mellinia:CORRECT!!!!!..one point for Sephy zero for Seymour.heh heh that kind of rhymes ZERO FOR SEYMOUR!heh heh!
Seymour:*sigh*....
FF10 team:awwwwwww.
FF7 team:ZERO FOR SEYMOUR!!!!
Mellinia:Next question. What color do most villains wear?
Seymour buzzes in.
Seymour:Blue.
Mellinia:...Sorry but your wrong.
Sephiroth buzzes in.
Sephiroth:Black.
Mellinia:CORRECT!!!two points for Sephy...heh heh..zero for Seymour.
Seymour:THAT'S NOT RIGHT,I'M A VILLIAN AND I WEAR BLUE!!!
Sephiroth:That's because you're a gay villain.
Seymour:I AM NOT!!!!
Sephiroth:Awwwww is the blue wearing gay baby getting mad at big bad Sephiroth.Tsk tsk *shakes head *poor thing.
Seymour:*growls,picks up his podium and throws it at Sephiroth.*
Sephiroth dunks before it hits him.
Sephiroth:YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT!!!*pounces on Seymour and begins to punch him in the face over and over and over and over ...well you get the point...again ,with lighting speed.*
Mellinia:*eating popcorn*mmmmmm popcorn.
All:o.O
Yuna:...*starry eyed* Oh Sephiroth.
Cloud:*shakes head*We warned him,but nooooooo he had to go throw a podium at him.
Aeris:...Poor thing.
Red:Hey,Mell give me some of that popcorn.
Mellinia:*jumps on top of her podium and hugs her popcorn*NEVER!!!!
Narrator:*looking in newspaper*I got to find me a other job.
Sephiroth:*pulls out his masamune*MEET THE END OF YOUR LIFE!!!!*gets ready to slice off poor Seymour's cute head*
Aeris:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Sephiroth:Huh??!!!*puts masmune down*
Aeris:Don't do it Sephiroth,it's wrong.
Sephiroth:......*thinks*.......okay...*gets up and walks away*
Seymour:*his nose is ...bleeding ewwwww*MY @*#$ING NOSE!!!!!
Aeris:I'll help you ....I can make it all better.
Seymour:...You can?
Aeris:Yes,I can.*Aeris helps Seymour up and they go into a other room*
Red:FORGET YOU THEN KEEP YOUR POPCORN YOU....YOU....POPCORN HOGGER!!
Mellinia:I WILL!!!!*eats more of her popcorn*
Narrator:...So will it be *cringes* ...Fighting Futons...or *triple cringes * ....Kirby.*sigh*
Back to Aeris and Seymour.
Aeris:*puts bandage on Seymour's nose*There all better now?
Seymour:*blushes* Uh huh.
Aeris:Good.
Seymour:...Um thank you.
Aeris:Your welcome.
.....And then there was silence.
Aeris:......
Seymour:.......
Aeris:.......
Seymour:.......uh I have to make a phone call.*leaves the room*
Aeris:*watches him leave**sigh*...He's....so dreamy.
Seymour:THAT INSANE PRETTY BOY WILL PAY....WITH HIS LIFE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-*cough*....*pulls out his cell phone*
The phone rings....
???:WHAT!!!!!
Seymour:Hi there,how are you?
???:...Fine im just PEACHY!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!!
Seymour:Don't get a attitude with me.Anyways I need your help.
???:OOOOH THE BIG GUADO LORD NEEDS MY HELP!!!!
Seymour:Yes....I need you too come here...and KILL someone for me.
???:Why can't you do it?
Seymour:NO MORE QUESTIONS!!!!!
???:Okay geez....I'll be there..bye.
Seymour:Don't you need the address.
???:Ha ha ...I know all.*hangs up*
Seymour:*rolls his eyes and hangs up*Freak.
Back to everybody else....
Rikku:SOOOOO.....who won the battle.
Mellinia:....I guess Sephiroth.
Narrator:Yup good ole Sephiroth won the battle..*yawns* Two points for the FF7 team ,one point for the FF10 team.
FF7 Team:VICTORY FOR THE-
Seymour:SHUTUP!!!!!!
Cloud:Who died and made you the boss.
Seymour:...Heh heh...You shall soon know ,YOU SHALL SOON KNOW MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Yuna:....Yup he's lost it.
Sephiroth:....He sure has...Freaking moron,INSULTING THE GREAT SEPHIROTH!!!! *growls * IF AERIS WON'T LET ME KILL HIM I'LL FIND SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR ME!!!!*runs out the room*
Seymour:*thinks to himself,so he must have a plan also...hmmmm, this will be a fight to the death*Heh heh ha ha MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
All:O.o;;;
Lulu:So narrator who will be battleing next.
A sign from the ceiling comes down and it says On lunch break,be back in 45 minutes.
Mellinia:THAT LAZY BASTARD!!!!!
Back to our silver angel....Sephiroth duh.
Sephiroth is talking to some UNKNOWN force in his mind.
Sephiroth:I need your help.
???:....I knew you would come running back to me.I KNEW IT!!!
Sephiroth:*sigh*...I need you to help get rid of this scum that MOCKED ME!!!!!
???:.....Oh....I'll help you.
Sephiroth:Thanks...Mot-
Yuna:SEPHIROTH, WHERE ARE YOU!!!!
???....I'll see you soon..MWAHAHAHHAHAh *the voice fades away*
Yuna:Hey,there you are...Mellinia is about to tell us who will be battling each other next.You don't want to miss that.
Sephiroth:Okay..Thank you*follows Yuna back to the main room.
Mellinia:LOW DOWN DIRTY RAT GOING ON A LUCH BREAK WITHOUT MEEEE,WHEN HE COMES BACK IM GOING TO-
Tidus:TELL US WHOSE NEXT!!!!
Mellinia:....DON'T RUSH ME!!!!..*calms down*Next we will have ....Yuna and Aeris in the game called SUMMON THAT THING!!!!
Cloud:....heh heh ...nice name.
Mellinia:...*sigh* Shutup.
Yuna:This shall be fun.
Aeris:Indeed it will.
Sephiroth:*walks up to Yuna and kisses her hand*I wish you luck..my beautiful angel.
Yuna:*VERY huge sweat drop she also turns redder then Red*.....uh .....*speechless*
Sephiroth:..heh *walks away*
Cloud:....I CAN'T STAND IT WHEN SEPHIROTH ACTS LIKE A PIMP!!!*stomps his feet*
Tifa:Your just jealous.*giggles*
Cloud:*rolls eyes*Whatever.
Mellinia:.....Well since the narrator went on a LUNCH BREAK!!!! And left me here.I'll end this chapter here..*sigh**walks out the room*
Auron:I wonder why she's so mad.
Vincent:....I wonder too.
~*~End of Chapter~*~
Mellinia:Well since the narrator is not here I guess Mr,Puppet Narrator will have to due.*pulls off one of her socks and puts it on her hand*
Puppet Narrator:Well Hello my fellow readers I hope you enjoyed this chapter even if poor Mell was sick.awwwww.
Mellinia:Yup im sick.
Puppet Narrator:SO DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW OR I WILL ATTACK YOU WITH MY MAGIC SOCK POWERS AND YOU WILL.....DIIIIIEEEEE!!!!....so review.If you do you'll get a huge basket of yummy sweet treats,right Mellinia.
Mellinia:RIGHT!!!*pulls out huge basket of yummy sweet treats*
Puppet Narrator:mmmmmm sweet treats.
Narrator:o.O WHO THE HECK IS THAT!!!!
Mellinia:*eating a cupcake*A replacement for your lazy a-.
Puppet Narrator:HEY READERS I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHO THE TWO MYSTERY VOICES ARE!!! Leave your answer in you review.
Narrator:....How could you....*eyes water*..I thought we were friends,SOUL MATES!!
Mellinia:.....whatever.
Puppet Narrator:There there,don't be so mean Mell Mell.
Mellinia:SHUTUP!!!*takes off sock and throws it across the room*
Narrator:...But Melly ...I'm sorr-
Mellinia:..yea yea whatever *walks away eating brownie*
Narrator:*sigh*She'll get over it.