Final Fantasy 7 Meets Final Fantasy 10
By, Mellinia
Hello...People...I'm here with a NEW chapter *claps* yay!!!...I want to thank ~Ala~,theyreallyloveme,and TailsShadowViVi12.THANKS !!!!!....here are your yummy sweet treats.*hands them the crumbs* Heh heh I ate them all.....sorry.
ON WITH THE FIC.....
Narrator:.....*sigh*
Mellinia:What's the matter.
Narrator:Are you still mad at me for going on a lunch break?
Mellinia:Lunch break?..*thinks* what lunch break?
Narrator:....Never mind.
Aeris:So when are we going to get started?...IM SO EXCITED!!!
Yuna:YEA ME TOO!!!!
Mellinia:*is sitting in the corner planning something....evil*Heh heh...I'll show him..he thought I forgot about that lunch break...I WOULD NEVER FORGET!!!...I'll show him.....heh heh MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Everyone looks at Mellinia.
All:o.O
Cloud:She's been hanging around Seymour and Sephiroth to long.
Lulu:I agree.
Mellinia:*puts note on the wall and sneaks out the door*.....LUNCH BREAK FOR ME.HEH HEH!!!!*runs off*
Narrator:So Mellinia are you ready to start-.....*looks around*....Mellinia.
Red:Where did she go?
Auron:*finds the note*Here's a note for....The lazy rat who went on a lunch break and totally forgot about me.I guess that's you Narrator.
Narrator:....*reads note*Dear Roach,
I decided to go on my OWN lunch break and I won't be back till I'm FULL!!! MWAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH.
Love,
Mellinia
Vincent:From what I know,it takes quite a lot of food to fill her up,she won't be back for a while.
Narrator:*throws note at Red*CURSE HER!!!!!
Red:OW!!!
Sephiroth:Now you know how she felt when you left her here.
Narrator:SHUTUP!!!
Sephiroth:Don't get a attitude with me....geez.
Narrator:*sigh*I guess that means I have to come down.
Rikku:Come down from where?
Narrator:FROM HERE THAT'S WHERE!!
Seymour:He must be on the top floor.
Narrator:DUUUUUUUUH!!!!
Yuffie:So that means we will see your face.
Narrator:....Yes Yuffie you will.
Kimari:I bet he's ugly.
Narrator:SHUTUP BALDY!!!!
Yuna:*giggles*HE CALLED KIMARI BALDY!!!
Kimari:....*cries*
Narrator:HA HA!!!...I'll be down in a moment.
Cloud:I'm scared.
Sephiroth:...*yawns*...I'm bored.
Red:I'm.....red.
Kimari:.I'm.....bald...*cries more*
Lulu:..I'm hot.
Tifa:..I'm hotter.
Narrator:SHUTUP!!!!!
Everyone turns around to see a young guy with long black hair and dark blue eyes.
Red:Whose that?
Rikku:Baka*kicks red in the side*
Yuffie:.....IM IN LOVE!!!!
Narrator:*growls*LET'S GET STARTED!!!!!
Wakka:So do you have a name,Narrator?
Narrator:...Why yes I do..my name is Jason.
All:HELLO JASON!!!
Jason:....Anyways...The point of this game is to pick a Summon pet from this list *pulls out two list and gives them to Yuna and Aeris* Don't pick one cause you think it's cute or is it's beautiful,pick one that looks strong.
Aeris:WOW THEY ALL ARE CUTE!!!
Yuna:CUTER THEN AEONS!!!!
Jason:PICK ONE!!!!!!
Yuna & Aeris:Okay geez.
Aeris:I want this one.*picks a red dragon that does good against ice elements*AND IT'S CUTE TOO!!!!
Yuna:Hmmmmm I WANT THIS ONE!!!*picks a blue dragon ....that happens to be a ice element heh*
Tidus:Um...Yuna I think you should pick a other one...just to be safe...cause we are losing quite bad.
Yuna:I'LL PICK WHATEVER I WANT!!!!
Sephiroth:You tell him,angel.
Tidus:YOU STUPID LITTLE B-*gets kicked by Rikku where it hurts*
Tidus:x.X
Jason:....Now you have to give you Summon Pet, commands for example MYSTIC DRAGON KICK HIM IN THE NECK!!!!...get it.
Yuna & Aeris:Yes.
Jason:Okay..So Aeris picked .....Fire Bird and Yuna picked Ice mage...I did not name these dragons...Mellinia did.
COME ON OUT FIRE BIRD AND ICE MAGE!!!!
Two adorable little dragons come out one is blue and the other is red.
Yuna &Aeris:AWWWWW!!
Jason:START ALREADY!!!
Aeris:FIRE BIRD BLOW FIRE ON ICE MAGE!!!
Yuna:RUN AWAY ICE MAGE!!!
Fire bird starts to chase Ice mage around blowing fire at the poor thing then it trips on it's own tail and then poor Ice mage gets burnt.
Jason:GAME OVER FIRE BIRD WINS!!!!...man that was fast.
Yuna:Awwwwwwww!
Tidus:I TOLD YOU YUNA,BUT YOU DON'T LISEN!!!
FF7 Team:VICTORY FOR US AGAIN!!!!!!
Aeris:YAAAAY!!!*dances with fire bird*
Jason:Three points for the FF7 team ,one point for the FF10 team.
FF10 team:*sigh*
Seymour:*thinking to himself...WHERE THE HECK IS HE,HE'S LATE*
Sephiroth:*thinking to himself also...Where is she.*
All of a sudden a huge THING comes though the wall.It's.....It's.....
Tidus:SIN!!!!!!!
Seymour:IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!!!!
Sin:Sorry it took me so long ....I got lost.
Seymour:I thought you said you knew all.
Sin:Well....PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES!!!!
Sephiroth:WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!!!!!
Seymour:It's something that is going to...TAKE YOUR LIFE AWAY!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
???:I THINK NOT!!!!!!!!!
Something comes though the ceiling and lands beside Sephiroth....You all know who it is.
Cloud:JENOVA!!!!!!
Sephiroth:RIGHT ON TIME MOTHER!!!
Seymour:YOUR MOTHER??!!!!.....Geez she's one ugly thing.
Sephiroth:WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOMMA!!!!!
Seymour:SHE UGLY!!!!
Jason:*looks at the huge holes in the wall and on the ceiling*Mell is going to kill me.*sigh**walks out the room*
Vincent:I think it will be best for all of us to exit this room.
Auron:Yea that sounds like a good ideal.
Everyone runs out.
Sephiroth:NO ONE TALKS ABOUT MY MOTHER!!!*Sephiroth runs over to Seymour and starts beating him up again*
Seymour:SIN HELP!!!!
Sin:OH...MY BAD!!!*goes after Sephiroth*
Jenova:STAY AWAY FROM MY SON!!!!!
Sin:MAKE ME!!!!
Jenova:I WILL....I'll just try out my new attack on you.*gets ready to use her new attack*
Sin:I HAVE A NEW ATTACK TOO*he also gets ready to use his new attack*
They both use their attacks at the same time and the whole room becomes very bright.
Sephiroth:.....
Seymour:.....
Nothing was left....Of Sin or Jenova,they were both......gone
Sephiroth:...MOTHER!!!!!!
Seymour:...SIN!!!!
Sephiroth:YOUR GIANT SEA FRIEND KILLED MY MOTHER!!!!!
Seymour:WELL YOUR MOTHER KILLED MY GIANT SEA FRIEND!!!!
Sephiroth:Well...then I guess we're even now.
Seymour:..Yup EVEN STEVEN!!
Sephiroth:Want to get some coffee?
Seymour:Sure.
They both walk to the coffee break room.
Sephiroth:I'm sorry I called you gay.
Seymour:I'm sorry I called you a pretty boy.
Sephiroth:So,we are friends now.
Seymour:Yup.
Mellinia walks in with a bag of doughnuts and she sees the big mess.
Mellinia:WHAT THE HECK!!!!!!!
Jason:*finishes writing his will*....*sigh*....Hello My lovely ....angelic .....rose how was your lunch?
Mellinia:*throws doughnuts at Jason*I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!
Jason:*runs*WELL I GUESS THIS WILL BE THE END OF THIS CHAPTER NEXT WE WILL HAVE-*falls*
Mellinia:*starts kicking him*YOU WILL DIE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!
Jason:Help!!
All except Mellinia and Jason:HA HA HA HA HA AHA HAHA!!!
~*~End of Chapter~*~
Sephiroth:......
Seymour:.....We're suppose to say something...right.
Sephiroth:Yea we are.....
Seymour:Um....REVIEW!!!!
Sephiroth:OR ELSE..*pulls out his masamune*
Seymour:YEA,OR ELSE!!!!
Sephiroth:...And if you do review....I'll give you a hug...but if you're a male reviewer Seymour will hug you..HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!
Seymour:-.-.........
Sephiroth:JUST KIDDING!!!!
Seymour:Whatever*walks away*
Sephiroth:IT WAS JUST A JOKE!!!.....A funny one too.HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....REVIEW!!!
By, Mellinia
Hello...People...I'm here with a NEW chapter *claps* yay!!!...I want to thank ~Ala~,theyreallyloveme,and TailsShadowViVi12.THANKS !!!!!....here are your yummy sweet treats.*hands them the crumbs* Heh heh I ate them all.....sorry.
ON WITH THE FIC.....
Narrator:.....*sigh*
Mellinia:What's the matter.
Narrator:Are you still mad at me for going on a lunch break?
Mellinia:Lunch break?..*thinks* what lunch break?
Narrator:....Never mind.
Aeris:So when are we going to get started?...IM SO EXCITED!!!
Yuna:YEA ME TOO!!!!
Mellinia:*is sitting in the corner planning something....evil*Heh heh...I'll show him..he thought I forgot about that lunch break...I WOULD NEVER FORGET!!!...I'll show him.....heh heh MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Everyone looks at Mellinia.
All:o.O
Cloud:She's been hanging around Seymour and Sephiroth to long.
Lulu:I agree.
Mellinia:*puts note on the wall and sneaks out the door*.....LUNCH BREAK FOR ME.HEH HEH!!!!*runs off*
Narrator:So Mellinia are you ready to start-.....*looks around*....Mellinia.
Red:Where did she go?
Auron:*finds the note*Here's a note for....The lazy rat who went on a lunch break and totally forgot about me.I guess that's you Narrator.
Narrator:....*reads note*Dear Roach,
I decided to go on my OWN lunch break and I won't be back till I'm FULL!!! MWAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH.
Love,
Mellinia
Vincent:From what I know,it takes quite a lot of food to fill her up,she won't be back for a while.
Narrator:*throws note at Red*CURSE HER!!!!!
Red:OW!!!
Sephiroth:Now you know how she felt when you left her here.
Narrator:SHUTUP!!!
Sephiroth:Don't get a attitude with me....geez.
Narrator:*sigh*I guess that means I have to come down.
Rikku:Come down from where?
Narrator:FROM HERE THAT'S WHERE!!
Seymour:He must be on the top floor.
Narrator:DUUUUUUUUH!!!!
Yuffie:So that means we will see your face.
Narrator:....Yes Yuffie you will.
Kimari:I bet he's ugly.
Narrator:SHUTUP BALDY!!!!
Yuna:*giggles*HE CALLED KIMARI BALDY!!!
Kimari:....*cries*
Narrator:HA HA!!!...I'll be down in a moment.
Cloud:I'm scared.
Sephiroth:...*yawns*...I'm bored.
Red:I'm.....red.
Kimari:.I'm.....bald...*cries more*
Lulu:..I'm hot.
Tifa:..I'm hotter.
Narrator:SHUTUP!!!!!
Everyone turns around to see a young guy with long black hair and dark blue eyes.
Red:Whose that?
Rikku:Baka*kicks red in the side*
Yuffie:.....IM IN LOVE!!!!
Narrator:*growls*LET'S GET STARTED!!!!!
Wakka:So do you have a name,Narrator?
Narrator:...Why yes I do..my name is Jason.
All:HELLO JASON!!!
Jason:....Anyways...The point of this game is to pick a Summon pet from this list *pulls out two list and gives them to Yuna and Aeris* Don't pick one cause you think it's cute or is it's beautiful,pick one that looks strong.
Aeris:WOW THEY ALL ARE CUTE!!!
Yuna:CUTER THEN AEONS!!!!
Jason:PICK ONE!!!!!!
Yuna & Aeris:Okay geez.
Aeris:I want this one.*picks a red dragon that does good against ice elements*AND IT'S CUTE TOO!!!!
Yuna:Hmmmmm I WANT THIS ONE!!!*picks a blue dragon ....that happens to be a ice element heh*
Tidus:Um...Yuna I think you should pick a other one...just to be safe...cause we are losing quite bad.
Yuna:I'LL PICK WHATEVER I WANT!!!!
Sephiroth:You tell him,angel.
Tidus:YOU STUPID LITTLE B-*gets kicked by Rikku where it hurts*
Tidus:x.X
Jason:....Now you have to give you Summon Pet, commands for example MYSTIC DRAGON KICK HIM IN THE NECK!!!!...get it.
Yuna & Aeris:Yes.
Jason:Okay..So Aeris picked .....Fire Bird and Yuna picked Ice mage...I did not name these dragons...Mellinia did.
COME ON OUT FIRE BIRD AND ICE MAGE!!!!
Two adorable little dragons come out one is blue and the other is red.
Yuna &Aeris:AWWWWW!!
Jason:START ALREADY!!!
Aeris:FIRE BIRD BLOW FIRE ON ICE MAGE!!!
Yuna:RUN AWAY ICE MAGE!!!
Fire bird starts to chase Ice mage around blowing fire at the poor thing then it trips on it's own tail and then poor Ice mage gets burnt.
Jason:GAME OVER FIRE BIRD WINS!!!!...man that was fast.
Yuna:Awwwwwwww!
Tidus:I TOLD YOU YUNA,BUT YOU DON'T LISEN!!!
FF7 Team:VICTORY FOR US AGAIN!!!!!!
Aeris:YAAAAY!!!*dances with fire bird*
Jason:Three points for the FF7 team ,one point for the FF10 team.
FF10 team:*sigh*
Seymour:*thinking to himself...WHERE THE HECK IS HE,HE'S LATE*
Sephiroth:*thinking to himself also...Where is she.*
All of a sudden a huge THING comes though the wall.It's.....It's.....
Tidus:SIN!!!!!!!
Seymour:IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!!!!
Sin:Sorry it took me so long ....I got lost.
Seymour:I thought you said you knew all.
Sin:Well....PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES!!!!
Sephiroth:WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!!!!!
Seymour:It's something that is going to...TAKE YOUR LIFE AWAY!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
???:I THINK NOT!!!!!!!!!
Something comes though the ceiling and lands beside Sephiroth....You all know who it is.
Cloud:JENOVA!!!!!!
Sephiroth:RIGHT ON TIME MOTHER!!!
Seymour:YOUR MOTHER??!!!!.....Geez she's one ugly thing.
Sephiroth:WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOMMA!!!!!
Seymour:SHE UGLY!!!!
Jason:*looks at the huge holes in the wall and on the ceiling*Mell is going to kill me.*sigh**walks out the room*
Vincent:I think it will be best for all of us to exit this room.
Auron:Yea that sounds like a good ideal.
Everyone runs out.
Sephiroth:NO ONE TALKS ABOUT MY MOTHER!!!*Sephiroth runs over to Seymour and starts beating him up again*
Seymour:SIN HELP!!!!
Sin:OH...MY BAD!!!*goes after Sephiroth*
Jenova:STAY AWAY FROM MY SON!!!!!
Sin:MAKE ME!!!!
Jenova:I WILL....I'll just try out my new attack on you.*gets ready to use her new attack*
Sin:I HAVE A NEW ATTACK TOO*he also gets ready to use his new attack*
They both use their attacks at the same time and the whole room becomes very bright.
Sephiroth:.....
Seymour:.....
Nothing was left....Of Sin or Jenova,they were both......gone
Sephiroth:...MOTHER!!!!!!
Seymour:...SIN!!!!
Sephiroth:YOUR GIANT SEA FRIEND KILLED MY MOTHER!!!!!
Seymour:WELL YOUR MOTHER KILLED MY GIANT SEA FRIEND!!!!
Sephiroth:Well...then I guess we're even now.
Seymour:..Yup EVEN STEVEN!!
Sephiroth:Want to get some coffee?
Seymour:Sure.
They both walk to the coffee break room.
Sephiroth:I'm sorry I called you gay.
Seymour:I'm sorry I called you a pretty boy.
Sephiroth:So,we are friends now.
Seymour:Yup.
Mellinia walks in with a bag of doughnuts and she sees the big mess.
Mellinia:WHAT THE HECK!!!!!!!
Jason:*finishes writing his will*....*sigh*....Hello My lovely ....angelic .....rose how was your lunch?
Mellinia:*throws doughnuts at Jason*I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!
Jason:*runs*WELL I GUESS THIS WILL BE THE END OF THIS CHAPTER NEXT WE WILL HAVE-*falls*
Mellinia:*starts kicking him*YOU WILL DIE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!
Jason:Help!!
All except Mellinia and Jason:HA HA HA HA HA AHA HAHA!!!
~*~End of Chapter~*~
Sephiroth:......
Seymour:.....We're suppose to say something...right.
Sephiroth:Yea we are.....
Seymour:Um....REVIEW!!!!
Sephiroth:OR ELSE..*pulls out his masamune*
Seymour:YEA,OR ELSE!!!!
Sephiroth:...And if you do review....I'll give you a hug...but if you're a male reviewer Seymour will hug you..HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!
Seymour:-.-.........
Sephiroth:JUST KIDDING!!!!
Seymour:Whatever*walks away*
Sephiroth:IT WAS JUST A JOKE!!!.....A funny one too.HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....REVIEW!!!