Final Fantasy 7 Meets Final Fantasy 10
By,Mellinia
Hello you beautiful people...IT'S ME MELLINIA.....anyways...I OWN NOTHING ,NOTHING AT ALL!!!!....I want to thank Emi-chan,theyreallyloveme,~Ala~,Saturn Angels,RhinaGW,Angel Wolf Rinny,and*drum roll*KRIS!!!!!!....heh heh heh...Thanks a bunch...I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!
On with the fic....
Mellinia:*is writing a list*.....
Jason:What cha writing?
Mellinia:*gives list to Jason*IT'S ALL THE DAMAGE DONE TO MY BUILDING ,YOU WILL REPAIR THEM ALL!!!!!!
Jason:O.O;;;*looks at all the damage*All by myself?
Mellinia:NO!!!SEYMOUR AND SEPHIROTH WILL HELP TOO,IT IS THEIR FAULT!!!!
Jason:Then why do I have to work?
Mellinia:CAUSE YOU WERE IN CHARGE!!!!
Jason:*sigh*.....*looks really sad with the puppy dog eyes and crap*
Mellinia:awwwww-NOT, GET TO WORK!!!!!
Jason:OKAY...GEEZ!!!*runs off*
Mellinia:*looks around*WHERE THE HECK IS SEYMOUR AND SEPHIROTH!!!!????
Auron:I saw Sephiroth and Yuna go into a other room,and Seymour is on the sofa asleep.
Mellinia:*walks over to Seymour*GET UP YOU LAZY RAT GET TO WORK,GET TO WORK!!!!!
Seymour:*jumps 10 feet into the air*AHHHHH!!!!
Mellinia:*hands him some wood,a hammer and some nails*Here.
Seymour:*looks at the stuff*What am I suppose to do with this stuff?
Mellinia:YOUR GOING TO WORK THAT'S WHAT YOUR GOING TO DO!!!!
Seymour:....Why?
Mellinia*turns red*BECAUSE YOU RUINED THE CEILING AND THE WALL YOU....YOU....BASTARD!!!!!!
Seymour:...*looks very sad*I'm...very sorry.*walks away *
Mellinia:YOU BETTER GET TO WORK!!!!!*goes to the other room*
Oh...what is this...Yuna and Sephiroth are making out...ewwwwwww...I MEAN IT!!!...they are making OUT!!!
Mellinia:O.O....WHAT THE HECK!!!!!!!!!
Yuna & Sephiroth:O.O!!!!!
Mellinia:You two disgust me....DISGUST....Sephiroth I COMMAND you to go and repair the ceiling and the wall...SINCE YOU RUINED IT BY ASKING YOUR MOTHER TO COME HERE!!!!!
Sephiroth:Yes ma'am.*walks out the room*
Yuna:...Um...I can explain.
Mellinia:No need.*walks out*
Yuna:...Oh...thanks.
While Sephiroth and Seymour are debating on who should use the ladder .Jason is thinking of a plan.
Jason:*thinking to himself...I should do something for Mellinia to make her happy ,but what?...hmmmm*thinks*.....I GOT IT!!!*runs to a other room*
Sephiroth & Seymour:o.O....
Sephiroth:He better come back and help us.
Seymour:Yea....cause I sure don't know how to use this hammer.
Sephiroth:Well this is the time to learn,so climb up that there ladder while I hold it for you.
Seymour:No,I don't trust you.You might make me fall.
Sephiroth:NO I WON'T!!!
Seymour:SUUUURE!!!!
Rikku:Hey Yuffie I bet I can hold my breath longer then you.
Yuffie:I bet you can't.
Rikku:I'll prove it.
Yuffie:YOUR ON!!!
They both start holding their breath.
Red:Kids these days can never find anything better to do.*puts a other paw print on his paper...he's paw painting...heh*
Rikku:I WIN!!! VICTORY FOR THE FF10 TEAM!!!
Yuffie:YOU WISH!!!
Rikku:*looks down*Yea ...I do.
Cloud:I wonder who will be going next in the battles.
Aeris:I wonder too.
Barret:No need to worry cause we are going to win....AGAIN!!!
Cloud:YUP!!!!
Aeris:*giggles*...WE RULE!!!
Barret,Cloud,and Aeris:VICTORY FOR THE FF7 TEAM!!!!
Tidus:...GET A LIFE AND SHUT THE HECK UP!!!!
Cloud:Don't be mad because your team....SUCKS!!!
Barret:HA HA HA HA!!
Aeris:*giggles*
Tidus:OH THAT'S IT!!!!
Cloud:WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO...TELL YOUR MOMMY!!!!!
Tidus:I'M GOING TO POUND YOU INTO THE GROUND!!!
Cloud:TRY ME!!!!
Cloud and Tidus begin to fight.
Lulu:COME ON TIDUS PUNCH HIM IN THE RIBS!!!!
Tifa:GO CLOUD GO!!!!
Wakka:YOU CAN DO IT TIDUS,YA!!!!
Yuna:*is daydreaming about Sephiroth*......Oh Sephiroth.
Auron:So have you always worn red?
Vincent:No,have you?
Auron:No.
Vincent:...Oh.
Auron:.....
Vincent:.....
Auron:So what's your weapon of choice?
Vincent:Gun.
Auron:...Oh...mines a sword.
Vincent:...Oh.
Mellinia is in the corner of the main room watching the fight.Jason comes over to her wearing a outfit that makes him look like a prince from the old days.He is also holding a big bowl of vanilla pudding.
Mellinia:*looks at Jason*uh....
Jason:*gives bowl of pudding to Mellinia*This is for you.
Mellinia:....Uh...thanks.
Jason gets on one knee.
Jason:But,Soft!what light through yonder window breaks?It is the east ,and Mellinia is the sun.Arise,fair sun,and kill the envious moon,Who is already sick and pale with grief,That thou her maid art far more fair than she.....*looks in his hand*...um....and none but fools do wear it;cast it off.It is my lady,O,it is my love O,that she knew she were!!...*sigh*
Mellinia:o.O....Freak...*pours bowl of pudding on Jason's cute head*.....AND GET TO WORK!!!!
Jason:BUT I THOUGHT YOU LIKED SHAKESSPERE!!!!
Mellinia:...No...not really.NOW GET TO WORK!!!!*throws pen at Jason*
Jason:...That must have been that other chick I liked ....darnit.*wipes pudding off his face*...Oh well,* guess I'll get back to work.
Mellinia:WHO WANT'S TO KNOW WHO WILL BE BATTLING NEXT??!!!!
All:I DO!!!
Mellinia:TELL THEM NARRATOR!!!!
Jason:*looks at Mellinia*......uh.
Mellinia:NARRATOR!!!!!
Jason:...um...Mellinia I'm the narrator,but I'm just going to be Jason now...okay.
Mellinia:....Oh...Okay.....GET TO WORK!!!!!
Jason:Okay...*sigh*
Mellinia:Anyways....Auron and Vincent will be going next.
Auron:I for so long have awaited this moment.
Vincent:I have too.
Cloud:*wipes blood off his mouth*A OTHER VICTORY FOR THE FF7 TEAM!!!!
Tidus:....Oh...my kidney.*passes out*
Mellinia:That was not a real battle.
Aeris:Could you make that a real battle...please?
Cloud:yea...please.
Lulu:NO DON'T DO IT!!!
Mellinia:Hmmmmm*thinks*
Yuffie:YES DO IT!!!!
Rikku:NO DON'T!!!!!
Sephiroth:PLEASE DO!!!!
Seymour:HEY HOLD THE LADDER TIGHT YOU NIMWIT!!!!!
Sephiroth:...SHUTUP!!*pushes ladder over*
Seymour falls to the ground
Seymour:OW!!!!!!..DARN YOU SEPHIROTH!!!!
Jason is hammering a nail in to the wall...and he looks...so sad.awwwwww.
Mellinia:.....Well okay...I'll make that a battle...I could not think of one anyway.
FF10 team:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
FF7 team:YEA!!!!! VICTORY FOR THE FF7 TEAM!!!!!*they all dance*
Mellinia:Four points for the FF7 team and one point for the FF10 team.
All is silent...all except Seymour and Sephiroth arguing....and Jason hammering a nail into the wall.
Cloud:What next?
Mellinia:I'm going to end this chapter here...because I have no clue on what kind of battle Auron and Vincent should do.
Red:Chapter?
Mellinia:Nevermind...*sigh**walks away*
Aeris:She seems so sad.
Kimari:She's just mad cause the ceiling and walls are broken.
Aeris:Yea I guess so.
~*~End of Chapter~*~
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Mellinia:Hello readers!!! I NEED SOME HELP!!!!.....I don't know what Vincent and Auron should do...If you have an idea please leave it in your review....AND I'm sorry for the short chapter..I hope it didn't suck to bad......REVIEW PLEASE AND I'LL SHOWER YOU WITH YUMMY TREATS OF LOVE!!!!!!HEH HEH!!*eats a apple*I'm being healthy today...a apple a day keeps the doctor away...it works just the same if you eat a apple a year...that's what I do ,AND IM AS HEALTHY AS A OXE!!!*chokes on apple**cough*.....well....*gag*....BYE!!!*runs away to get some help*
By,Mellinia
Hello you beautiful people...IT'S ME MELLINIA.....anyways...I OWN NOTHING ,NOTHING AT ALL!!!!....I want to thank Emi-chan,theyreallyloveme,~Ala~,Saturn Angels,RhinaGW,Angel Wolf Rinny,and*drum roll*KRIS!!!!!!....heh heh heh...Thanks a bunch...I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!
On with the fic....
Mellinia:*is writing a list*.....
Jason:What cha writing?
Mellinia:*gives list to Jason*IT'S ALL THE DAMAGE DONE TO MY BUILDING ,YOU WILL REPAIR THEM ALL!!!!!!
Jason:O.O;;;*looks at all the damage*All by myself?
Mellinia:NO!!!SEYMOUR AND SEPHIROTH WILL HELP TOO,IT IS THEIR FAULT!!!!
Jason:Then why do I have to work?
Mellinia:CAUSE YOU WERE IN CHARGE!!!!
Jason:*sigh*.....*looks really sad with the puppy dog eyes and crap*
Mellinia:awwwww-NOT, GET TO WORK!!!!!
Jason:OKAY...GEEZ!!!*runs off*
Mellinia:*looks around*WHERE THE HECK IS SEYMOUR AND SEPHIROTH!!!!????
Auron:I saw Sephiroth and Yuna go into a other room,and Seymour is on the sofa asleep.
Mellinia:*walks over to Seymour*GET UP YOU LAZY RAT GET TO WORK,GET TO WORK!!!!!
Seymour:*jumps 10 feet into the air*AHHHHH!!!!
Mellinia:*hands him some wood,a hammer and some nails*Here.
Seymour:*looks at the stuff*What am I suppose to do with this stuff?
Mellinia:YOUR GOING TO WORK THAT'S WHAT YOUR GOING TO DO!!!!
Seymour:....Why?
Mellinia*turns red*BECAUSE YOU RUINED THE CEILING AND THE WALL YOU....YOU....BASTARD!!!!!!
Seymour:...*looks very sad*I'm...very sorry.*walks away *
Mellinia:YOU BETTER GET TO WORK!!!!!*goes to the other room*
Oh...what is this...Yuna and Sephiroth are making out...ewwwwwww...I MEAN IT!!!...they are making OUT!!!
Mellinia:O.O....WHAT THE HECK!!!!!!!!!
Yuna & Sephiroth:O.O!!!!!
Mellinia:You two disgust me....DISGUST....Sephiroth I COMMAND you to go and repair the ceiling and the wall...SINCE YOU RUINED IT BY ASKING YOUR MOTHER TO COME HERE!!!!!
Sephiroth:Yes ma'am.*walks out the room*
Yuna:...Um...I can explain.
Mellinia:No need.*walks out*
Yuna:...Oh...thanks.
While Sephiroth and Seymour are debating on who should use the ladder .Jason is thinking of a plan.
Jason:*thinking to himself...I should do something for Mellinia to make her happy ,but what?...hmmmm*thinks*.....I GOT IT!!!*runs to a other room*
Sephiroth & Seymour:o.O....
Sephiroth:He better come back and help us.
Seymour:Yea....cause I sure don't know how to use this hammer.
Sephiroth:Well this is the time to learn,so climb up that there ladder while I hold it for you.
Seymour:No,I don't trust you.You might make me fall.
Sephiroth:NO I WON'T!!!
Seymour:SUUUURE!!!!
Rikku:Hey Yuffie I bet I can hold my breath longer then you.
Yuffie:I bet you can't.
Rikku:I'll prove it.
Yuffie:YOUR ON!!!
They both start holding their breath.
Red:Kids these days can never find anything better to do.*puts a other paw print on his paper...he's paw painting...heh*
Rikku:I WIN!!! VICTORY FOR THE FF10 TEAM!!!
Yuffie:YOU WISH!!!
Rikku:*looks down*Yea ...I do.
Cloud:I wonder who will be going next in the battles.
Aeris:I wonder too.
Barret:No need to worry cause we are going to win....AGAIN!!!
Cloud:YUP!!!!
Aeris:*giggles*...WE RULE!!!
Barret,Cloud,and Aeris:VICTORY FOR THE FF7 TEAM!!!!
Tidus:...GET A LIFE AND SHUT THE HECK UP!!!!
Cloud:Don't be mad because your team....SUCKS!!!
Barret:HA HA HA HA!!
Aeris:*giggles*
Tidus:OH THAT'S IT!!!!
Cloud:WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO...TELL YOUR MOMMY!!!!!
Tidus:I'M GOING TO POUND YOU INTO THE GROUND!!!
Cloud:TRY ME!!!!
Cloud and Tidus begin to fight.
Lulu:COME ON TIDUS PUNCH HIM IN THE RIBS!!!!
Tifa:GO CLOUD GO!!!!
Wakka:YOU CAN DO IT TIDUS,YA!!!!
Yuna:*is daydreaming about Sephiroth*......Oh Sephiroth.
Auron:So have you always worn red?
Vincent:No,have you?
Auron:No.
Vincent:...Oh.
Auron:.....
Vincent:.....
Auron:So what's your weapon of choice?
Vincent:Gun.
Auron:...Oh...mines a sword.
Vincent:...Oh.
Mellinia is in the corner of the main room watching the fight.Jason comes over to her wearing a outfit that makes him look like a prince from the old days.He is also holding a big bowl of vanilla pudding.
Mellinia:*looks at Jason*uh....
Jason:*gives bowl of pudding to Mellinia*This is for you.
Mellinia:....Uh...thanks.
Jason gets on one knee.
Jason:But,Soft!what light through yonder window breaks?It is the east ,and Mellinia is the sun.Arise,fair sun,and kill the envious moon,Who is already sick and pale with grief,That thou her maid art far more fair than she.....*looks in his hand*...um....and none but fools do wear it;cast it off.It is my lady,O,it is my love O,that she knew she were!!...*sigh*
Mellinia:o.O....Freak...*pours bowl of pudding on Jason's cute head*.....AND GET TO WORK!!!!
Jason:BUT I THOUGHT YOU LIKED SHAKESSPERE!!!!
Mellinia:...No...not really.NOW GET TO WORK!!!!*throws pen at Jason*
Jason:...That must have been that other chick I liked ....darnit.*wipes pudding off his face*...Oh well,* guess I'll get back to work.
Mellinia:WHO WANT'S TO KNOW WHO WILL BE BATTLING NEXT??!!!!
All:I DO!!!
Mellinia:TELL THEM NARRATOR!!!!
Jason:*looks at Mellinia*......uh.
Mellinia:NARRATOR!!!!!
Jason:...um...Mellinia I'm the narrator,but I'm just going to be Jason now...okay.
Mellinia:....Oh...Okay.....GET TO WORK!!!!!
Jason:Okay...*sigh*
Mellinia:Anyways....Auron and Vincent will be going next.
Auron:I for so long have awaited this moment.
Vincent:I have too.
Cloud:*wipes blood off his mouth*A OTHER VICTORY FOR THE FF7 TEAM!!!!
Tidus:....Oh...my kidney.*passes out*
Mellinia:That was not a real battle.
Aeris:Could you make that a real battle...please?
Cloud:yea...please.
Lulu:NO DON'T DO IT!!!
Mellinia:Hmmmmm*thinks*
Yuffie:YES DO IT!!!!
Rikku:NO DON'T!!!!!
Sephiroth:PLEASE DO!!!!
Seymour:HEY HOLD THE LADDER TIGHT YOU NIMWIT!!!!!
Sephiroth:...SHUTUP!!*pushes ladder over*
Seymour falls to the ground
Seymour:OW!!!!!!..DARN YOU SEPHIROTH!!!!
Jason is hammering a nail in to the wall...and he looks...so sad.awwwwww.
Mellinia:.....Well okay...I'll make that a battle...I could not think of one anyway.
FF10 team:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
FF7 team:YEA!!!!! VICTORY FOR THE FF7 TEAM!!!!!*they all dance*
Mellinia:Four points for the FF7 team and one point for the FF10 team.
All is silent...all except Seymour and Sephiroth arguing....and Jason hammering a nail into the wall.
Cloud:What next?
Mellinia:I'm going to end this chapter here...because I have no clue on what kind of battle Auron and Vincent should do.
Red:Chapter?
Mellinia:Nevermind...*sigh**walks away*
Aeris:She seems so sad.
Kimari:She's just mad cause the ceiling and walls are broken.
Aeris:Yea I guess so.
~*~End of Chapter~*~
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Mellinia:Hello readers!!! I NEED SOME HELP!!!!.....I don't know what Vincent and Auron should do...If you have an idea please leave it in your review....AND I'm sorry for the short chapter..I hope it didn't suck to bad......REVIEW PLEASE AND I'LL SHOWER YOU WITH YUMMY TREATS OF LOVE!!!!!!HEH HEH!!*eats a apple*I'm being healthy today...a apple a day keeps the doctor away...it works just the same if you eat a apple a year...that's what I do ,AND IM AS HEALTHY AS A OXE!!!*chokes on apple**cough*.....well....*gag*....BYE!!!*runs away to get some help*