Final Fantasy 7 Meets Final Fantasy 10
By,Mellinia
HIYA HI!!!!....IT IS I ,MELLINIA.....anyways thank you thank you for the Vincent and Auron battle ideas..THANKS Emi-chan,Sephiroth1Ripley8,Bill,theyreallyloveme,Akira,and RhinaGW...and I'm sorry that some of you guys don't like Sephiroth and Yuna being together..but...TOO BAD!! GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH...ahem....BYE BYE!!
On With The Fic.....
Mellinia:*is painting her toe nails and singing a song* Fighting evil by moon light winning love by day light,never running from a real fight she is the one named Sailor moon-
Jason:MY GOD MELLINIA SHUTUP!!!
Mellinia:WHAT!!!???
Jason:SHUTUP!!!!
Red:Children no fighting.
Mellinia throws her pink finger nail polish at Jason and hits him in the eye.
Jason:OW!!!!
Mellinia:....oops I meant to hit you in the head.
Jason:MY EYE!!!!
Mellinia:Me so sorry,come here.
Jason:No!
Mellinia:Please.
Jason:No!!
Mellinia:GET OVER HERE NOW!!!!
Jason runs to Mellinia.
Jason:I can't see *cries*
Mellinia:Awwwwwww *wipes polish out of his eye*All better now.
Jason:....yes.
Mellinia:Good...*hugs Jason*
Jason:*blushes*.....heh
Mellinia:....DID YOU FINISH FIXING THE WALL AND THE CEILING!!!!
Jason:...YES MA'AM!!!
Mellinia:...Good boy....you so cute.
Jason:..*blushes*....thanks.
Sephiroth:Awwwww young love.
Seymour:GROSSNESS!!
Aeris:Awwww Seymour..I think it's cute.
Seymour:ME TOO!!!
Mellinia:NOW LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!
Rikku:What business?
Mellinia:The battle you..baka.
Rikku:OH YEA!!..heh.
Mellinia:Today's battle is...DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!
Kimari bangs on his drums.
Jason:LAUGH IT UP!!!
Mellinia:...Jason,I wanted to say it.
Jason:...Sorry,say it then.
Mellinia:LAUGH IT UP!!
Jason:Happy now?
Mellinia:Yes,very.
Jason:Good.
Mellinia:The point of this game is to see who will laugh first.
Jason:Mellinia and I will act out funny things and who ever laughs first-
Mellinia and Jason:LOSES!!!
Yuffie:VINNY WILL WIN!
Rikku:No your wrong,AURON WILL WIN!!!
Yuffie:suuuuuure.
Mellinia:WELL THEN LET'S GET STARTED ,TO SEE WHO WILL WIN!!!
Jason:Vincent and Auron have a seat.
Vincent and Auron sit on the sofa.
Mellinia:Okay here we go.
Jaosn:*he walks up to Mellinia*Hi Mell how are you?
Mellinia:I'm fine...but on my way here,I was walking on the sidewalk and a guy pulls over and says,how much?and I say...I don't know. Then he says is it free? Then I say....um yes. Then he says ALL RIGHT meet me at Motel 6 then I say ....okay...Then he says I'll be waiting....then I was like .....Okay. Then he drives off.
Jason:Did you go?
Mellinia:NO!!
Jason:Oh and I always thought you where a hooker.
Mellinia:A HOOKER??!!!
Jason:Yea,the guy thought you where a hooker.
Mellinia:Why would he think that?
Jason:Oh I don't know..maybe it's how you dress.
Mellinia:....heh heh heh heh .
Vincent:.....Is that all?
Mellinia:Yea...Funny huh?
Auron:Are we laughing?
Mellinia:.....No.
Auron:There's your answer.
Jason:Mellinia I told you that was not funny.
Mellinia:I TRIED..GEEZ!!!
Jason:Maybe the next one will be funny.
Tifa:heh heh heh I thought it was funny..the same thing happened to me.
Lulu:Really?
Tifa:Yea,but I told the guy it cost 200 gil an hour.
Lulu:heh heh heh.
Jason:*runs up to Mellinia*MELlINIA MELLINIA!!!
Mellinia:WHAT'S WRONG?!!!
Jason:...Nothing I just always wanted to do that.
Rikku:HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Red:That's not funny.
Jason & Mellinia:*sigh*
Vincent:......
Auron:...-.-..*yawns*
~*~One hour later~*~
Mellina:And then he said that's not my pet ape that's my grandmother.
Jason:heh....
Aeris:*giggles*
Vincent:.....
Auron:.......
Mellinia:JASON YOUR NOT FUNNY AT ALL THE JOKES YOU MADE UP SUCKED!!!
Jason:MY JOKES SUCKED??!!!
Mellinia:YES THEY SUCKED WITH A CAPITAL S!!!!
Jason:ALL YOU DO IS INSULT ME,I TRY SOOOO HARD TO MAKE YOU HAPPY BUT I ALWAYS FAIL!!!
Mellinia:ONCE A LOSER ALWAYS A LOSER!!!
Jason:....*cries* I HATE MY LIFE!!!!!
Mellinia:I HATE IT TOO!!!!!
Jason:*cries harder* MELLINIA ,WHAT CAN I DO TO....MAKE YOU HAPPY!!!
Mellinia:..DIE!!!!!
Jason:...Okay.*walks out the room*
Mellinia:...Jason where are you going?...COME BACK!!!*runs after him*
Vincent:....How sad.
Auron:......Heh Heh....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*falls on the floor laughing*
Aeris:That's not funny.
Tidus:NOOO WE ALWAYS LOSE!!!!
Auron:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Vincent:.....*shakes his head*That was far from being funny.
Sephiroth:...poor kid.
Yuna:...*starts to cry*SEPHY HOLD ME!!!*grabs Sephiroth*
Auron:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...ahem....*gets up off the floor*I guess I lose then.
Vincent:....Yea,you do.
Auron:....Oh.
Tidus:Are you guys going to say...VICTORY FOR THE FF7 TEAM...like you fools always do.
Cloud:OH YEA...1...2...3.
FF7 TEAM:VICTORY FOR THE FF7 TEAM!!!
Tidus:...Punks.
Cloud:Haters.
Back to Jason and Mellinia.
Mellinia:JASON PUT THE KNIFE AWAY!!!
Jason:But it's the only way I can make you happy.*puts knife in his stomach*
Mellinia:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Jason:DARNIT ....IT'S A RUBBER KNIFE!!!
Mellinia:*stops crying* .....OH JASON *hugs Jason*
Jason:...So you like me now?
Mellinia:IN YOUR DREAMS!!!...NOW GO MAKE ME SOME PANCAKES!!!
Jason:Yes my lady *runs to the kitchen*
Back to everyone else.
Tidus:..Freaks.
Cloud:...Monkey rapers.
Tidus:...Morons.
Cloud:...idiotic lesbo lovers.
Barret:SHUTUP YOU FOOS.
Mellinia:..So who laughed first?
Auron:....I did.
Mellinia:...You jerk...That was not funny,it was sad.
Auron:Yea ,and that's why I laughed...heh heh.
Jason:Here are your pancakes Mell.*gives pancakes to Mellinia*
Mellinia:Thank you..*throws pancakes at Auron*
Auron:OW!!!...THOSE ARE HOT!!!
Mellinia:NOW I LAUGH AT YOU!!! MWHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
~*~Five minutes later~*~
Mellinia:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-...*cough*.......
Auron:Are you done yet?
Mellinia:.....Yes.
Yuffie:So who will battle next?
Mellinia:Hmmmmmmmmmm...I don't know.
Jason:Lulu and Tifa will be battling next.
Lulu:YAAAAY!!!!
Tifa:IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!!
Cloud:And we will win...again.
Tidus:YOU WILL NOT WIN!!!!!...I PROMISE YOU THAT!!!
Cloud:*rolls eyes*suuuuuuuure.
Red:....mmmmmm popcorn.*is eating popcorn*
Mellinia:*walks up to Red*....Where did you get that there popcorn...buddy.
Red:Kitchen.
Mellinia:...ooooooo...was that the last bag?
Red:...Yup.*eats more popcorn*
Mellinia:.....GIVE ME THAT POPCORN!!!
Red:....NO!!*runs away with his popcorn*
Mellinia:COME BACK HERE!!!!*chases him*
Jason:....*watches Mellinia chase Red like some kind of freak*......I guess this is the end of this chapter...*walks out the room*
Rikku:What chapter?
Yuffie:I don't know.
~*~End of Chapter~*~
Seymour:YEA WE GET TO DO THE CHAPTER NOTE THING AGAIN!!!!!
Sephiroth:...Yippee.
Seymour:Smile Seph it's a beautiful day.*Smiles*
Sephiroth:...Shutup...REVIEW OR ELSE!!!!!!
Seymour:Why are you so mean today?
Sephiroth:CAUSE I'M THE THE GREAT SEPHIROTH!!!..and DON'T ever call me SEPH again.
Seymour:...Why...Yuna called you Sephy.
Sephiroth:Yuna can call me what ever she wants to call me..cause she's my little turtle dove*blushes*....heh
Seymour:...give me a break...*throws up*GROSSNESS!!....PLEASE REVIEW *runs to the bathroom*
Sephiroth:YES PLEASE REVIEW....*writes a love letter to Yuna*....
By,Mellinia
HIYA HI!!!!....IT IS I ,MELLINIA.....anyways thank you thank you for the Vincent and Auron battle ideas..THANKS Emi-chan,Sephiroth1Ripley8,Bill,theyreallyloveme,Akira,and RhinaGW...and I'm sorry that some of you guys don't like Sephiroth and Yuna being together..but...TOO BAD!! GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH...ahem....BYE BYE!!
On With The Fic.....
Mellinia:*is painting her toe nails and singing a song* Fighting evil by moon light winning love by day light,never running from a real fight she is the one named Sailor moon-
Jason:MY GOD MELLINIA SHUTUP!!!
Mellinia:WHAT!!!???
Jason:SHUTUP!!!!
Red:Children no fighting.
Mellinia throws her pink finger nail polish at Jason and hits him in the eye.
Jason:OW!!!!
Mellinia:....oops I meant to hit you in the head.
Jason:MY EYE!!!!
Mellinia:Me so sorry,come here.
Jason:No!
Mellinia:Please.
Jason:No!!
Mellinia:GET OVER HERE NOW!!!!
Jason runs to Mellinia.
Jason:I can't see *cries*
Mellinia:Awwwwwww *wipes polish out of his eye*All better now.
Jason:....yes.
Mellinia:Good...*hugs Jason*
Jason:*blushes*.....heh
Mellinia:....DID YOU FINISH FIXING THE WALL AND THE CEILING!!!!
Jason:...YES MA'AM!!!
Mellinia:...Good boy....you so cute.
Jason:..*blushes*....thanks.
Sephiroth:Awwwww young love.
Seymour:GROSSNESS!!
Aeris:Awwww Seymour..I think it's cute.
Seymour:ME TOO!!!
Mellinia:NOW LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!
Rikku:What business?
Mellinia:The battle you..baka.
Rikku:OH YEA!!..heh.
Mellinia:Today's battle is...DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!
Kimari bangs on his drums.
Jason:LAUGH IT UP!!!
Mellinia:...Jason,I wanted to say it.
Jason:...Sorry,say it then.
Mellinia:LAUGH IT UP!!
Jason:Happy now?
Mellinia:Yes,very.
Jason:Good.
Mellinia:The point of this game is to see who will laugh first.
Jason:Mellinia and I will act out funny things and who ever laughs first-
Mellinia and Jason:LOSES!!!
Yuffie:VINNY WILL WIN!
Rikku:No your wrong,AURON WILL WIN!!!
Yuffie:suuuuuure.
Mellinia:WELL THEN LET'S GET STARTED ,TO SEE WHO WILL WIN!!!
Jason:Vincent and Auron have a seat.
Vincent and Auron sit on the sofa.
Mellinia:Okay here we go.
Jaosn:*he walks up to Mellinia*Hi Mell how are you?
Mellinia:I'm fine...but on my way here,I was walking on the sidewalk and a guy pulls over and says,how much?and I say...I don't know. Then he says is it free? Then I say....um yes. Then he says ALL RIGHT meet me at Motel 6 then I say ....okay...Then he says I'll be waiting....then I was like .....Okay. Then he drives off.
Jason:Did you go?
Mellinia:NO!!
Jason:Oh and I always thought you where a hooker.
Mellinia:A HOOKER??!!!
Jason:Yea,the guy thought you where a hooker.
Mellinia:Why would he think that?
Jason:Oh I don't know..maybe it's how you dress.
Mellinia:....heh heh heh heh .
Vincent:.....Is that all?
Mellinia:Yea...Funny huh?
Auron:Are we laughing?
Mellinia:.....No.
Auron:There's your answer.
Jason:Mellinia I told you that was not funny.
Mellinia:I TRIED..GEEZ!!!
Jason:Maybe the next one will be funny.
Tifa:heh heh heh I thought it was funny..the same thing happened to me.
Lulu:Really?
Tifa:Yea,but I told the guy it cost 200 gil an hour.
Lulu:heh heh heh.
Jason:*runs up to Mellinia*MELlINIA MELLINIA!!!
Mellinia:WHAT'S WRONG?!!!
Jason:...Nothing I just always wanted to do that.
Rikku:HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Red:That's not funny.
Jason & Mellinia:*sigh*
Vincent:......
Auron:...-.-..*yawns*
~*~One hour later~*~
Mellina:And then he said that's not my pet ape that's my grandmother.
Jason:heh....
Aeris:*giggles*
Vincent:.....
Auron:.......
Mellinia:JASON YOUR NOT FUNNY AT ALL THE JOKES YOU MADE UP SUCKED!!!
Jason:MY JOKES SUCKED??!!!
Mellinia:YES THEY SUCKED WITH A CAPITAL S!!!!
Jason:ALL YOU DO IS INSULT ME,I TRY SOOOO HARD TO MAKE YOU HAPPY BUT I ALWAYS FAIL!!!
Mellinia:ONCE A LOSER ALWAYS A LOSER!!!
Jason:....*cries* I HATE MY LIFE!!!!!
Mellinia:I HATE IT TOO!!!!!
Jason:*cries harder* MELLINIA ,WHAT CAN I DO TO....MAKE YOU HAPPY!!!
Mellinia:..DIE!!!!!
Jason:...Okay.*walks out the room*
Mellinia:...Jason where are you going?...COME BACK!!!*runs after him*
Vincent:....How sad.
Auron:......Heh Heh....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*falls on the floor laughing*
Aeris:That's not funny.
Tidus:NOOO WE ALWAYS LOSE!!!!
Auron:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Vincent:.....*shakes his head*That was far from being funny.
Sephiroth:...poor kid.
Yuna:...*starts to cry*SEPHY HOLD ME!!!*grabs Sephiroth*
Auron:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...ahem....*gets up off the floor*I guess I lose then.
Vincent:....Yea,you do.
Auron:....Oh.
Tidus:Are you guys going to say...VICTORY FOR THE FF7 TEAM...like you fools always do.
Cloud:OH YEA...1...2...3.
FF7 TEAM:VICTORY FOR THE FF7 TEAM!!!
Tidus:...Punks.
Cloud:Haters.
Back to Jason and Mellinia.
Mellinia:JASON PUT THE KNIFE AWAY!!!
Jason:But it's the only way I can make you happy.*puts knife in his stomach*
Mellinia:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Jason:DARNIT ....IT'S A RUBBER KNIFE!!!
Mellinia:*stops crying* .....OH JASON *hugs Jason*
Jason:...So you like me now?
Mellinia:IN YOUR DREAMS!!!...NOW GO MAKE ME SOME PANCAKES!!!
Jason:Yes my lady *runs to the kitchen*
Back to everyone else.
Tidus:..Freaks.
Cloud:...Monkey rapers.
Tidus:...Morons.
Cloud:...idiotic lesbo lovers.
Barret:SHUTUP YOU FOOS.
Mellinia:..So who laughed first?
Auron:....I did.
Mellinia:...You jerk...That was not funny,it was sad.
Auron:Yea ,and that's why I laughed...heh heh.
Jason:Here are your pancakes Mell.*gives pancakes to Mellinia*
Mellinia:Thank you..*throws pancakes at Auron*
Auron:OW!!!...THOSE ARE HOT!!!
Mellinia:NOW I LAUGH AT YOU!!! MWHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
~*~Five minutes later~*~
Mellinia:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-...*cough*.......
Auron:Are you done yet?
Mellinia:.....Yes.
Yuffie:So who will battle next?
Mellinia:Hmmmmmmmmmm...I don't know.
Jason:Lulu and Tifa will be battling next.
Lulu:YAAAAY!!!!
Tifa:IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!!
Cloud:And we will win...again.
Tidus:YOU WILL NOT WIN!!!!!...I PROMISE YOU THAT!!!
Cloud:*rolls eyes*suuuuuuuure.
Red:....mmmmmm popcorn.*is eating popcorn*
Mellinia:*walks up to Red*....Where did you get that there popcorn...buddy.
Red:Kitchen.
Mellinia:...ooooooo...was that the last bag?
Red:...Yup.*eats more popcorn*
Mellinia:.....GIVE ME THAT POPCORN!!!
Red:....NO!!*runs away with his popcorn*
Mellinia:COME BACK HERE!!!!*chases him*
Jason:....*watches Mellinia chase Red like some kind of freak*......I guess this is the end of this chapter...*walks out the room*
Rikku:What chapter?
Yuffie:I don't know.
~*~End of Chapter~*~
Seymour:YEA WE GET TO DO THE CHAPTER NOTE THING AGAIN!!!!!
Sephiroth:...Yippee.
Seymour:Smile Seph it's a beautiful day.*Smiles*
Sephiroth:...Shutup...REVIEW OR ELSE!!!!!!
Seymour:Why are you so mean today?
Sephiroth:CAUSE I'M THE THE GREAT SEPHIROTH!!!..and DON'T ever call me SEPH again.
Seymour:...Why...Yuna called you Sephy.
Sephiroth:Yuna can call me what ever she wants to call me..cause she's my little turtle dove*blushes*....heh
Seymour:...give me a break...*throws up*GROSSNESS!!....PLEASE REVIEW *runs to the bathroom*
Sephiroth:YES PLEASE REVIEW....*writes a love letter to Yuna*....