Final Fantasy 7 Meets Final Fantasy 10
By,Mellinia
Merry Christmas everyone..me so happy because me on CHRISTMAS BREAK!!!ho ho ho ho...I'm santa...ANYWAYS..thank you all for the reviews, thank you Emi-chan, Ala, RhinaGW, Kitty_Kat, and BlueBubbles,thank you all so very much..here have some sweet treats *gives everyone a bag of sweet treats* and I'm so sorry it took me so long to update ..IT WAS SCHOOL'S FAULT,CURSE YOU SCHOOL*throws a rock at her school*HA!!
On With the Fic....
Red:*has a big band aid on his nose*......
Mellinia:Yea you better shutup.AND DON'T YOU EVER EAT ALL MY POPCORN AGAIN,EVER!!!
Cloud:..It was only popcorn.You don't have to be so mean and break Red's nose,geez.
Mellinia:YOU SHUTUP!!!!!
Cloud:...okay,I'm sorry.
Tidus:..Man,why is Mellinia so mean today?
Jason:..*looks at a calender*...*sigh* you don't want to know.
Tidus:..Why not?
Jason:You just don't.
Tidus:..Okay.
Mellinia:LET'S GET THE GAME STARTED SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP!!!
Lulu:I will do my best to win for my team.
Tifa:..So will I.
Mellinia:The game you too sluts will be playing-
Tifa & Lulu:..SLUTS!!!
Mellinia:THAT'S WHAT I SAID..SLUTS!!
Tifa:*puts on her fighting gloves* You will pay for that.
Lulu:*pulls out her onion warrior *You will die.
Mellinia:*pulls out her baseball bat* BRING IT ON!!
Jason:PLEASE LADIES NO FIGHTING,THE SOONER WE START THE GAME THE SOONER MELL CAN GO TO SLEEP!!
Mellinia:*is about to hit Tifa upside the head*...Okay.
Tifa & Lulu:...Okay.
The girls put up their weapons.
Mellinia:The game you two...
Tifa & Lulu:*glares at Mellinia*
Mellinia:Beautiful women will be playing is called Who is hotter.
Lulu & Tifa:??!!!
Jason:You two will have a beauty contest,you know when women see who is more talented and beautiful.
Lulu:YAAAY!!this will be so fun.
Tifa:..I'm going to win*flings her hair over her shoulder*
Lulu:Whatever.
Mellinia:ALRIGHT!!!..you two....people go to the back rooms and pick out your,swimsuits and,evening dresses.Then find your hidden talent,cause you'll need it.
Tifa:So who is the judge?
Jason:*winks*I am.
Mellinia:*hits Jason on the head*....NO WINKING!!
Jason:OW!!..sorry.
Tidus:...FINALY THE FF10 TEAM WILL WIN!!!
Cloud:What makes you think that?Tifa is way hotter than Lulu.
Tidus:Are you blind?Lulu looks way much better than your slut.
Tifa:WHAT!!!
Mellinia:GO TO THE BACK ROOMS NOW!!!
Lulu pulls Tifa to the back rooms.
Yuffie:I should have been in this contest.
Rikku:...Suuuuure.
Jason goes and sits at a table with a clipboard on it cause he's the judge,and he looks awfully happy.
Jason:*has a big smile on his face*La la la.
Mellinia:GET THAT GRIN OFF YOUR FACE NOW!!!
Jason:*frowns*Yes ma'am.
Mellinia:*goes to the back rooms where Tifa and Lulu are located*HEY YOU TWO THE FIRST PART OF THE CONTEST IS THE SWIMSUIT ONE,THEN THE SECOND IS THE EVENING DRESS AND SPEECH AND THEN TALENT!!!!
Lulu:We are right here you don't have to yell.
Mellinia:I'LL YELL
IF I CHOSE TO YELL IT'S MY #$%^ BULIDING AND YOU BEST SHUT THE #$%^ UP BEFORE I STICK MY FOOT UP YOUR @$$ AND NEVER REMOVE IT,THEN I'LL GRAB YOU NECK AND SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF IT ,THEN I'll KICK YOUR LIFELESS BODY INTO THE BLUE LAGOON AND WATCH MOBY DICK EAT IT!!!!!!!!
Tifa *they run into their rooms*
Mellinia:THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!!!*walks back to the main room and lays on the sofa*
Yuna:*whispers to Sephiroth*I think she has gone nuts.
Sephiroth:No,it's just that time of the month.
Yuna:How do you know.
Sephiroth:..I just know.
Yuna:..Oh.
Jason:*smiles*...heh heh..I'm the judge.heh heh heh.
Mellinia:SHUTUP!!!!!!!*throws a large pillow at Jason it hits him and makes him fall out of his seat*
Jason:Ahh!!...sorry Mell.
~20 minutes later~
Mellinia:THEY NEED TO HURRY THE HELL UP!!!
Lulu:Okay we are ready!!
Kimari turns on the music.DA DA DUM DA DA DUM!!
Seymour:* is on a microphone,I guess he's the announcer person*First we will have Lulu in her swimsuit.
Lulu comes out wearing a black two piece swimsuit and it's lined with silver.
Jason:*drools*..very good..*writes down something on his paper*
All the Guys:mmmm*drools*
Yuna:*slaps Sephiroth*....no drooling.
Sephiroth:*rubs his face*...Yes my love.
Lulu spins around and walks back to her room.
Seymour:Next we will have Tifa.
Tifa comes out wearing a red tankini with the word Angel on her bottom.
Jason:*drools more*....good...good.*writes something on his paper*
Mellina:Hmp!!!*throws a marker at Jason*
Jason:Ouch.
Seymour:Now Lulu will come out in her evening dress and say her speech.
Lulu comes out wearing a black ball dress that is all silk and it's a little tight but the guys don't mind.
Jason:The topic of the speech is why do you think you should win.
Lulu:I think I should win because..my team has lost many battles and I know they would be proud of me if I won one for them.We have tried so hard and I think this battle should be a victory for the ff10 team.*smiles*
FF7 team:BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!YOU WILL LOSE!!
FF10 team:*claps*YAAAY!!WAY TO GO LULU!!
Jason:Hmmmmm*writes down something on his paper*
Seymour:Next Tifa will say her speech in her evening dress.
Tifa comes out wearing a blue dress that goes all the way to the floor it has pretty beads on it that make up the little flowers on it.
Tifa:The reason why I think I should win is because..I'm just the best and the FF7 team is off the hook and we should always win.*throws up the peace sign *VICTORY FOR THE FF7 TEAM!!!
FF7 team:YEA!!!!*they also throw up the peace sign*WE RULE!!!!
FF10:*they roll their eyes*
Jason:...That was...very good.*writes down something on his paper*
Seymour:Now Lulu will show us her talent.
Lulu comes out wearing her normal outfit she is holding a microphone,I guess she's going to sing.
Rikku:OH NO LULU'S GOING TO SING!!!
Auron:*sigh**puts cotton in his ears*
All the other FF10 peeps do the same.
Cloud:Her singing can't be that bad.
Tidus:HUH??!
Lulu starts to sing Simple and Clean the song from Kingdom Hearts.
Lulu:You've been giving MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE to many thing LATELY your all I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED,you smiled at MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and said,don't get me wrong I love you but does that mean I have to meet your father,when we are older your UNDERSTAND what I meant when I said no idon't think life is quite that simple when you walk away you don't hear MEEEEEEEEEEE say PLEEEEEEEEEASE-
A window breaks.
Lulu:OH BABY DON'T GO SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS THE WAY THAT YOUR MAKING ME FEEL TONIGHT!!..hold me whatever lies beyond this mourning is a little later on regardless of warnings the future dosen't scare me at ALLLLLLLL nothing like before.*smiles*
All except the FF10 folks:O.O
Yuffie:Oh my ears.*cries*
Mellinia:MY @##$%$ WINDOW!!!!!!
Jason:O.O.....uhhhhhhh.
Rikku:snap out of it Jason.*throws a rock at his head*
Jason:HUH??!!!...oh..yes um...very good.*writes something down on his paper*
Seymour:*removes cotton from his eyes*Next Tifa will show us her talent*
Tifa comes out wearing her normal outfit.then some sluty stripper music plays....uh oh.
Tifa moves around much like a stripper and she starts removing her skirt..it comes off and she has a thong on.
All the guys:O.O YEA!!!!
Sephiroth:*puts a dollor in her undies*Good girl.
Yuna:SEPHIROTH!!*Slaps him really hard on his handsome face*
Sephiroth:GOMEN,MY LOVE!!!!
Mellinia:*shakes her head*..There goes my G rated fic.
Tifa starts to remove her shirt..
Mellinia:STOP!!!!
Tifa stops...that was close.
All the guys:AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Mellinia:That's enough put your skirt on before I vomit.
Tifa:Don't hate appreciate.
Mellinia:Go to hell!!!
Jason:*wipes sweat off his face*...Okay I have the winner,the winner is....drum roll please.
Kimari runs to his drums and bangs away.
Jason:..Thanks Kimari,.........LULU!!!!!
Lulu:*looks really shocked*ME!!!!
Rikku:*is singing as she walks up to Lulu with the crown and roses*YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL!!!*puts crown on her head and hands her the roses*
Tifa:WHAT!!!!*runs up to Jason and garbs his shirt *I WAS SUPPOSE TO WIN!!
Jason:...um but your speech was not good...um....enough..and.....the striping thing......made me a little....nervous.
Tifa:Whatever*throws Jason aside*
Tidus:I CAN'T BELIEVE WE WON!!!*jumps up in the air*
Cloud:It's about time.
Tidus:NOW WE CAN SAY VICTORY FOR THE FF10 TEAM!!!!!
FF10 Team:VICTORY FOR THE FF10 TEAM!!!!
Tidus:GYAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-
Melllinia:*sticks a apple into Tidus's mouth*SHUTUP!!!!
Jason:So the FF7 team has five points and the FF10 team has 2 points.
Vincent:So who will be battleing each other next.
Jason:Barret and Wakka.
Wakka:THIS WILL BE GREAT,YA!!!! I WILL WIN FOR SURE!!
Barret:SHUTUP FOO' I WILL WIN,NO DOUBT!!
Wakka:whatever,man.
Mellinia:*is a sleep on the sofa*-.-ZzZzZzZzZzZz Oh master of muffins please let me...ZzZzZzzZzZ eat..you...*rolls over*_._mmmmmmm..ZzZzZzZz..Muffins.
Jason:o.O...I guess this chapter is over,here Vincent and Auron read this.*hands Vincent and Auron a sheet of paper,and walks away to bake muffins for Mellinia*
Vincent & Auron:?!
-End of Chapter-
Vincent:I guess we are suppose to read this.
Auron:I guess so.
Vincent:um....Review and I will bake you...cookies in my underwear.....what is that suppose to mean.
Auron:um..*reads his paper*I will do the same.....who wrote this mess.
Vincent:...If you don't review...I will aim my gun at your head and pull the trigger.....I would never do that.*balls up the paper and throws it into the trash can*...who ever wrote that has a evil heart.
Auron:It says written by Mellinia the heartless beast.
Vincent:...*shakes head*....I don't understand her sometimes.
Auron:I don't think anyone does.
They both walk away.
Jason:Hey you two did not finish your lines!!...*sigh*..REVIEW OR ELSE!! *sniffs the air* What's that smell?...OH NO MY MUFFINS!!*runs to the kitchen*
By,Mellinia
Merry Christmas everyone..me so happy because me on CHRISTMAS BREAK!!!ho ho ho ho...I'm santa...ANYWAYS..thank you all for the reviews, thank you Emi-chan, Ala, RhinaGW, Kitty_Kat, and BlueBubbles,thank you all so very much..here have some sweet treats *gives everyone a bag of sweet treats* and I'm so sorry it took me so long to update ..IT WAS SCHOOL'S FAULT,CURSE YOU SCHOOL*throws a rock at her school*HA!!
On With the Fic....
Red:*has a big band aid on his nose*......
Mellinia:Yea you better shutup.AND DON'T YOU EVER EAT ALL MY POPCORN AGAIN,EVER!!!
Cloud:..It was only popcorn.You don't have to be so mean and break Red's nose,geez.
Mellinia:YOU SHUTUP!!!!!
Cloud:...okay,I'm sorry.
Tidus:..Man,why is Mellinia so mean today?
Jason:..*looks at a calender*...*sigh* you don't want to know.
Tidus:..Why not?
Jason:You just don't.
Tidus:..Okay.
Mellinia:LET'S GET THE GAME STARTED SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP!!!
Lulu:I will do my best to win for my team.
Tifa:..So will I.
Mellinia:The game you too sluts will be playing-
Tifa & Lulu:..SLUTS!!!
Mellinia:THAT'S WHAT I SAID..SLUTS!!
Tifa:*puts on her fighting gloves* You will pay for that.
Lulu:*pulls out her onion warrior *You will die.
Mellinia:*pulls out her baseball bat* BRING IT ON!!
Jason:PLEASE LADIES NO FIGHTING,THE SOONER WE START THE GAME THE SOONER MELL CAN GO TO SLEEP!!
Mellinia:*is about to hit Tifa upside the head*...Okay.
Tifa & Lulu:...Okay.
The girls put up their weapons.
Mellinia:The game you two...
Tifa & Lulu:*glares at Mellinia*
Mellinia:Beautiful women will be playing is called Who is hotter.
Lulu & Tifa:??!!!
Jason:You two will have a beauty contest,you know when women see who is more talented and beautiful.
Lulu:YAAAY!!this will be so fun.
Tifa:..I'm going to win*flings her hair over her shoulder*
Lulu:Whatever.
Mellinia:ALRIGHT!!!..you two....people go to the back rooms and pick out your,swimsuits and,evening dresses.Then find your hidden talent,cause you'll need it.
Tifa:So who is the judge?
Jason:*winks*I am.
Mellinia:*hits Jason on the head*....NO WINKING!!
Jason:OW!!..sorry.
Tidus:...FINALY THE FF10 TEAM WILL WIN!!!
Cloud:What makes you think that?Tifa is way hotter than Lulu.
Tidus:Are you blind?Lulu looks way much better than your slut.
Tifa:WHAT!!!
Mellinia:GO TO THE BACK ROOMS NOW!!!
Lulu pulls Tifa to the back rooms.
Yuffie:I should have been in this contest.
Rikku:...Suuuuure.
Jason goes and sits at a table with a clipboard on it cause he's the judge,and he looks awfully happy.
Jason:*has a big smile on his face*La la la.
Mellinia:GET THAT GRIN OFF YOUR FACE NOW!!!
Jason:*frowns*Yes ma'am.
Mellinia:*goes to the back rooms where Tifa and Lulu are located*HEY YOU TWO THE FIRST PART OF THE CONTEST IS THE SWIMSUIT ONE,THEN THE SECOND IS THE EVENING DRESS AND SPEECH AND THEN TALENT!!!!
Lulu:We are right here you don't have to yell.
Mellinia:I'LL YELL
IF I CHOSE TO YELL IT'S MY #$%^ BULIDING AND YOU BEST SHUT THE #$%^ UP BEFORE I STICK MY FOOT UP YOUR @$$ AND NEVER REMOVE IT,THEN I'LL GRAB YOU NECK AND SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF IT ,THEN I'll KICK YOUR LIFELESS BODY INTO THE BLUE LAGOON AND WATCH MOBY DICK EAT IT!!!!!!!!
Tifa *they run into their rooms*
Mellinia:THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!!!*walks back to the main room and lays on the sofa*
Yuna:*whispers to Sephiroth*I think she has gone nuts.
Sephiroth:No,it's just that time of the month.
Yuna:How do you know.
Sephiroth:..I just know.
Yuna:..Oh.
Jason:*smiles*...heh heh..I'm the judge.heh heh heh.
Mellinia:SHUTUP!!!!!!!*throws a large pillow at Jason it hits him and makes him fall out of his seat*
Jason:Ahh!!...sorry Mell.
~20 minutes later~
Mellinia:THEY NEED TO HURRY THE HELL UP!!!
Lulu:Okay we are ready!!
Kimari turns on the music.DA DA DUM DA DA DUM!!
Seymour:* is on a microphone,I guess he's the announcer person*First we will have Lulu in her swimsuit.
Lulu comes out wearing a black two piece swimsuit and it's lined with silver.
Jason:*drools*..very good..*writes down something on his paper*
All the Guys:mmmm*drools*
Yuna:*slaps Sephiroth*....no drooling.
Sephiroth:*rubs his face*...Yes my love.
Lulu spins around and walks back to her room.
Seymour:Next we will have Tifa.
Tifa comes out wearing a red tankini with the word Angel on her bottom.
Jason:*drools more*....good...good.*writes something on his paper*
Mellina:Hmp!!!*throws a marker at Jason*
Jason:Ouch.
Seymour:Now Lulu will come out in her evening dress and say her speech.
Lulu comes out wearing a black ball dress that is all silk and it's a little tight but the guys don't mind.
Jason:The topic of the speech is why do you think you should win.
Lulu:I think I should win because..my team has lost many battles and I know they would be proud of me if I won one for them.We have tried so hard and I think this battle should be a victory for the ff10 team.*smiles*
FF7 team:BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!YOU WILL LOSE!!
FF10 team:*claps*YAAAY!!WAY TO GO LULU!!
Jason:Hmmmmm*writes down something on his paper*
Seymour:Next Tifa will say her speech in her evening dress.
Tifa comes out wearing a blue dress that goes all the way to the floor it has pretty beads on it that make up the little flowers on it.
Tifa:The reason why I think I should win is because..I'm just the best and the FF7 team is off the hook and we should always win.*throws up the peace sign *VICTORY FOR THE FF7 TEAM!!!
FF7 team:YEA!!!!*they also throw up the peace sign*WE RULE!!!!
FF10:*they roll their eyes*
Jason:...That was...very good.*writes down something on his paper*
Seymour:Now Lulu will show us her talent.
Lulu comes out wearing her normal outfit she is holding a microphone,I guess she's going to sing.
Rikku:OH NO LULU'S GOING TO SING!!!
Auron:*sigh**puts cotton in his ears*
All the other FF10 peeps do the same.
Cloud:Her singing can't be that bad.
Tidus:HUH??!
Lulu starts to sing Simple and Clean the song from Kingdom Hearts.
Lulu:You've been giving MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE to many thing LATELY your all I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED,you smiled at MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and said,don't get me wrong I love you but does that mean I have to meet your father,when we are older your UNDERSTAND what I meant when I said no idon't think life is quite that simple when you walk away you don't hear MEEEEEEEEEEE say PLEEEEEEEEEASE-
A window breaks.
Lulu:OH BABY DON'T GO SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS THE WAY THAT YOUR MAKING ME FEEL TONIGHT!!..hold me whatever lies beyond this mourning is a little later on regardless of warnings the future dosen't scare me at ALLLLLLLL nothing like before.*smiles*
All except the FF10 folks:O.O
Yuffie:Oh my ears.*cries*
Mellinia:MY @##$%$ WINDOW!!!!!!
Jason:O.O.....uhhhhhhh.
Rikku:snap out of it Jason.*throws a rock at his head*
Jason:HUH??!!!...oh..yes um...very good.*writes something down on his paper*
Seymour:*removes cotton from his eyes*Next Tifa will show us her talent*
Tifa comes out wearing her normal outfit.then some sluty stripper music plays....uh oh.
Tifa moves around much like a stripper and she starts removing her skirt..it comes off and she has a thong on.
All the guys:O.O YEA!!!!
Sephiroth:*puts a dollor in her undies*Good girl.
Yuna:SEPHIROTH!!*Slaps him really hard on his handsome face*
Sephiroth:GOMEN,MY LOVE!!!!
Mellinia:*shakes her head*..There goes my G rated fic.
Tifa starts to remove her shirt..
Mellinia:STOP!!!!
Tifa stops...that was close.
All the guys:AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Mellinia:That's enough put your skirt on before I vomit.
Tifa:Don't hate appreciate.
Mellinia:Go to hell!!!
Jason:*wipes sweat off his face*...Okay I have the winner,the winner is....drum roll please.
Kimari runs to his drums and bangs away.
Jason:..Thanks Kimari,.........LULU!!!!!
Lulu:*looks really shocked*ME!!!!
Rikku:*is singing as she walks up to Lulu with the crown and roses*YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL!!!*puts crown on her head and hands her the roses*
Tifa:WHAT!!!!*runs up to Jason and garbs his shirt *I WAS SUPPOSE TO WIN!!
Jason:...um but your speech was not good...um....enough..and.....the striping thing......made me a little....nervous.
Tifa:Whatever*throws Jason aside*
Tidus:I CAN'T BELIEVE WE WON!!!*jumps up in the air*
Cloud:It's about time.
Tidus:NOW WE CAN SAY VICTORY FOR THE FF10 TEAM!!!!!
FF10 Team:VICTORY FOR THE FF10 TEAM!!!!
Tidus:GYAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-
Melllinia:*sticks a apple into Tidus's mouth*SHUTUP!!!!
Jason:So the FF7 team has five points and the FF10 team has 2 points.
Vincent:So who will be battleing each other next.
Jason:Barret and Wakka.
Wakka:THIS WILL BE GREAT,YA!!!! I WILL WIN FOR SURE!!
Barret:SHUTUP FOO' I WILL WIN,NO DOUBT!!
Wakka:whatever,man.
Mellinia:*is a sleep on the sofa*-.-ZzZzZzZzZzZz Oh master of muffins please let me...ZzZzZzzZzZ eat..you...*rolls over*_._mmmmmmm..ZzZzZzZz..Muffins.
Jason:o.O...I guess this chapter is over,here Vincent and Auron read this.*hands Vincent and Auron a sheet of paper,and walks away to bake muffins for Mellinia*
Vincent & Auron:?!
-End of Chapter-
Vincent:I guess we are suppose to read this.
Auron:I guess so.
Vincent:um....Review and I will bake you...cookies in my underwear.....what is that suppose to mean.
Auron:um..*reads his paper*I will do the same.....who wrote this mess.
Vincent:...If you don't review...I will aim my gun at your head and pull the trigger.....I would never do that.*balls up the paper and throws it into the trash can*...who ever wrote that has a evil heart.
Auron:It says written by Mellinia the heartless beast.
Vincent:...*shakes head*....I don't understand her sometimes.
Auron:I don't think anyone does.
They both walk away.
Jason:Hey you two did not finish your lines!!...*sigh*..REVIEW OR ELSE!! *sniffs the air* What's that smell?...OH NO MY MUFFINS!!*runs to the kitchen*