Final Fantasy 7 Meets Final Fantasy 10
By,Mellinia
MERRY CHRISTMAS
EVERYONE!!!!!...Thanks a bunch for all the reviews they made me so happy.Thanks theyreallyloveme thanks for the idea for what Barret and Wakka should do,thanks Siege,the ultimate weapon,The flower Girl,Yashamon,Mega-Obskira,and RhinaGW!!..I thank you all!
And I don't own Nothing..Nothing at all.
On with the fic.....
Mellinia:...ewwwwww these muffins are...burnt and really blackened!*spits out the muffin*......gross.
Jason:...I'm really sorry.I'll do better next time,I promise.
Mellinia:THERE WON'T BE A NEXT TIME!!!*throws a burnt muffin at Jason*
Jason:OW!!..What do you mean?!
Mellinia:...I don't know,I just wanted to say that.
Jason:-.-.....
Mellinia:What's wrong with you?
Jason:DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!!!
Mellinia:HA HA HA HA!!.....anyways lets get down to business.
Jason:*clams down*...Alright.
Mellinia:THE GAME THAT BARRET AND WAKKA WILL BE PLAYING IS CALLED CURSEING FUSS!!!
Barret:What kind of name is that?!
Wakka:*rubs ears*And why must you yell all the time,ya.
Mellinia:IT'S A NAME THAT I MADE UP AND I WILL YELL WHEN I WANT TO YELL!!!
Jason:..Um..the point of the game is to see who can say the most sentences with the most curse words within the time limit.
Barret:@#$^& EASY!!
Wakka:..So what's the time limit?
Mellinia:*whispers*the time limit is 2 minutes.
Wakka:Speck up,we can't hear you.
Mellinia:So now you want me to speck up,I'll show you specking up....THE TIME LIMIT IS 2 MINUTES!!!!
Wakka:*sigh*...
Barret:This will be so #$^%ing easy.
Wakka:..But I don't really cuss that much.
Cloud:VICTORY FOR THE FF7 TEAM!!!
Tidus:SHUTUP!!!!!
Mellinia:Just try,you might win.
Wakka:YEA!!!
Mellinia:But,remember I said MIGHT!!!heh heh heh heh!
Jason:The topic of your little cussing thing is...um....*thinks*....Mell what should the topic be.
Mellinia:*eating icecream*...Hmmmm*looks at her ice cream*HOW ABOUT ICE CREAM!!!
Jason:o.O...good enough..so the topic is ice cream.
Mellinia:ALRIGHT ON YOUR MARK GET READY CUSS CUSS CUSS!!!!!
Barret:I had some @#%^ing Icecream with some horse $#$^ that @#%^ was #%^&ing good.
Wakka:....Um...I had some freakin Icecream last week-
Barret:FREAKIN??!!!GYAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Wakka:SCREW OFF!!!
Barret:$*%^ YOU!!!!
Cloud:WE WILL WIN!!!
Tidus:*punches Cloud in the gut*I'M SICK OF YOU!!!
Tidus and Cloud start fighting.
Wakka:YOU #$%$ING BAG OF @#^%!!!
Mellinia:YOU GUYS ARE OFF THE TOPIC!!!
Wakka & Barret:@#*$ YOU!!!
Mellinia:WHAT!!!!*pulls out baseball bat*
Barret:LITTLE #$#$ING GIRL GETTING MAD!!!!
Wakka:HAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!
Mellinia:GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!*runs up to Barret and hits him upside the head*
Barret:x.X*passes out*
Wakka:*stops laughing*....uh oh.
Mellinia:YOUR NEXT!!!*runs to Wakka and hits him in the head too*
Wakka:x.X*passes out too*
Mellinia:MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Aeris:Why is there always a fight between someone everyday?
Rikku:Cause fights are cool.
Yuffie:RIGHT ON RIKKU!!!
Aeris:*sigh*
Sephiroth and Yuna are totally not paying any attention to what's going on.
Yuna:*is brushing Sephiroth's hair*Oh Sephy-Poo your hair is soooooo beautiful!!
Sephiroth:Why thank you,My beautiful sunflower.
Yuna:Heh heh.
Jason:Times up anyway...Barret said seven curse words and Wakka said three,the winner is Barret.
Cloud:*kicks Tidus into a wall*VICTORY FOR THE FF7 TEAM!!!*dances like a chicken*
Tidus:*has a black eye*...*growls*...I HATE YOU!!!!
Cloud:awwww..Hate is such a strong word.
Tidus:....You stupid little-
Mellinia:WILL YOU TWO STOP FIGHTING GEEZ!!!
Seymour:Sin would be able to kill those two in a heart beat to bad he's ...dead.
~*~Meanwhile on a beach~*~
Sin:*wearing sunglasses and drinking lemonade*This is the life.
Jenova:*is also wearing sunglasses and drinking lemonade*Yup,who would of thought that our new attacks would teleport us to a beach.
Sin:This is the life.
Jenova:WOULD YOU STOP SAYING THAT!!!
Sin:Sure thing,sweet thang,anything for you.
Jenova:SHUTUP!!*Throws a seashell at Sin*
Sin:OW!!!...I always knew that Love would hurt.
Jenova:*rolls eyes*....
~*~Back to The super duper fun house ....well you know the place.~*~
Mellinia:SO now the FF7 team has six points and the FF10 team has two,you know what that mean!!!
Seymour:No,what's it mean.
Mellinia & Jason:IT MEANS THAT THE FF7 TEAM WON CAUSE THEY HAD THE MOST POINTS!!!
FF7 Team:YEAAAAAAAAAAA!!!*they all dance with one another.
FF10 team:.....*sigh*........
Balloons fall from the ceiling and little paper dots of many colors fall too.
Mellinia:NOW I CAN QUIT WRITING THIS FIC!!!!*dances with everyone else*
Everyone stops dancing except Mellinia.
Mellinia:OH YEA OH YEA*spins around*I'm done I'm done.*stops dancing*....Why did everyone stop dancing?
Yuna:Does that mean we have to go back...home?
Mellinia:...Yes.
Yuna:NOOO!!!*grabs Sephiroth*I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME!!!!!!
Sephiroth:Me either.*he looks really sad awwwww*
Yuffie:But..I made new friends.
Rikku:Me too.
Jason:And..I'll be really bored.
Mellinia:.....Awwwwwwwwwww-TO BAD!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*choke,cough,gag*ahem...you guys will be okay.
Yuna:I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT SEPHIROTH!!!*cries and hugs Sephiroth tighter*
Sephiroth:....*sigh*..I'll miss Yuna too much.
Jason:And I'll be..bored.
Yuffie & Rikku:I'M GOING TO MISS MY NEW FRIENDS!!*they hug each other and cry*
Aeris:I'll miss Seymour...I mean I'll miss you all too.*cries*
Seymour:OH AERIS,I'LL MISS YOU TOO!!!*hugs Aeris*
Auron:I won't miss anyone.
Vincent:I won't either.
Red:I'LL MISS THIS GOOD PRE PACKAGED POPCORN!!!!*sobs*
Lulu:I'll miss....TIFA!!!
Tifa:I'LL MISS YOU TOO!!!!!
Cloud:YES WE ARE LEAVING!!!!*jumps up in the air*
Tidus:YES!!!*jumps up in the air too*
Tidus and Cloud:NOW I WILL BE FREE FROM THIS BLONDE FRUITCAKE!!!
Barret:I won't miss any of them foos'.
Wakka:I WILL!!!*cries*
Mellinia:...I WILL MISS YOU ALL TOO!!!!!*sobs*
Jason:It will be okay,I will still be here.
Mellinia:*sarcastic*JUST GREAT!!!!
Jason:*smiles*Yup!...you can always write other fics.
Mellinia:Yea..I guess.
Everyone says goodbye to each other and Yuna and Sephiroth finish making out for the last time,Rikku gives Yuffie a robot arm and Yuffie gives Rikku a water material.Lulu and Tifa exchange fashion tips,while Vincent and Auron say nothing.Kimari says good bye to his drum set and Red steals a few bags of popcorn,Seymour and Aeris hug each other and pray to meet again Tidus and Cloud dance together cause they are just so happy.Wakka practices his cussing while Barret helps him and Mellinia is yelling at Jason for no reason at all.
Mellinia:Well,are you guys ready?
They all nod their heads and a very sad way.
Mellinia:Okay...*Mellinia pulls out her magic baseball bat and recites the magic words* PIZZA IS YUMMY AND CANDY IS TOO BUT MY FAVIROTE TREAT IS MUFFINS WITH FUDGE!!
With the last word of her magic words all the Final Fantasy characters....vanish.
Mellinia:......
Jason:.....
Mellinia:..*sigh*
Jason:Now what do we do.
Mellinia:I know what you can do.
Jason:What can I do?
Mellinia:GO MAKE ME SOME YUMMY SWEET TREATS!!!*jumps up in down with a happy smile on her face*
Jason:Yes ma'am*runs to the kitchen*
Mellinia:...Well this is the end of this fic,I hope you liked it.....PLEASE LIKE IT!!!and don't forget to review...HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!*waves*
~*~The End!~*~
~*~At the Beach~*~
Sin:OWIES I GOT A SUN BURN!!!!
Jenova:I told you to put on some sunblock.
Sin:I wanted you to put on for me.*winks*but you didn't do it.NOW I'M BURNT!!!
Jenova:..That's not my fault.
Sin:YES IT IS!!!
Jenova:Whatever.
~*~The end~*~
By,Mellinia
MERRY CHRISTMAS
EVERYONE!!!!!...Thanks a bunch for all the reviews they made me so happy.Thanks theyreallyloveme thanks for the idea for what Barret and Wakka should do,thanks Siege,the ultimate weapon,The flower Girl,Yashamon,Mega-Obskira,and RhinaGW!!..I thank you all!
And I don't own Nothing..Nothing at all.
On with the fic.....
Mellinia:...ewwwwww these muffins are...burnt and really blackened!*spits out the muffin*......gross.
Jason:...I'm really sorry.I'll do better next time,I promise.
Mellinia:THERE WON'T BE A NEXT TIME!!!*throws a burnt muffin at Jason*
Jason:OW!!..What do you mean?!
Mellinia:...I don't know,I just wanted to say that.
Jason:-.-.....
Mellinia:What's wrong with you?
Jason:DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!!!
Mellinia:HA HA HA HA!!.....anyways lets get down to business.
Jason:*clams down*...Alright.
Mellinia:THE GAME THAT BARRET AND WAKKA WILL BE PLAYING IS CALLED CURSEING FUSS!!!
Barret:What kind of name is that?!
Wakka:*rubs ears*And why must you yell all the time,ya.
Mellinia:IT'S A NAME THAT I MADE UP AND I WILL YELL WHEN I WANT TO YELL!!!
Jason:..Um..the point of the game is to see who can say the most sentences with the most curse words within the time limit.
Barret:@#$^& EASY!!
Wakka:..So what's the time limit?
Mellinia:*whispers*the time limit is 2 minutes.
Wakka:Speck up,we can't hear you.
Mellinia:So now you want me to speck up,I'll show you specking up....THE TIME LIMIT IS 2 MINUTES!!!!
Wakka:*sigh*...
Barret:This will be so #$^%ing easy.
Wakka:..But I don't really cuss that much.
Cloud:VICTORY FOR THE FF7 TEAM!!!
Tidus:SHUTUP!!!!!
Mellinia:Just try,you might win.
Wakka:YEA!!!
Mellinia:But,remember I said MIGHT!!!heh heh heh heh!
Jason:The topic of your little cussing thing is...um....*thinks*....Mell what should the topic be.
Mellinia:*eating icecream*...Hmmmm*looks at her ice cream*HOW ABOUT ICE CREAM!!!
Jason:o.O...good enough..so the topic is ice cream.
Mellinia:ALRIGHT ON YOUR MARK GET READY CUSS CUSS CUSS!!!!!
Barret:I had some @#%^ing Icecream with some horse $#$^ that @#%^ was #%^&ing good.
Wakka:....Um...I had some freakin Icecream last week-
Barret:FREAKIN??!!!GYAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Wakka:SCREW OFF!!!
Barret:$*%^ YOU!!!!
Cloud:WE WILL WIN!!!
Tidus:*punches Cloud in the gut*I'M SICK OF YOU!!!
Tidus and Cloud start fighting.
Wakka:YOU #$%$ING BAG OF @#^%!!!
Mellinia:YOU GUYS ARE OFF THE TOPIC!!!
Wakka & Barret:@#*$ YOU!!!
Mellinia:WHAT!!!!*pulls out baseball bat*
Barret:LITTLE #$#$ING GIRL GETTING MAD!!!!
Wakka:HAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!
Mellinia:GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!*runs up to Barret and hits him upside the head*
Barret:x.X*passes out*
Wakka:*stops laughing*....uh oh.
Mellinia:YOUR NEXT!!!*runs to Wakka and hits him in the head too*
Wakka:x.X*passes out too*
Mellinia:MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Aeris:Why is there always a fight between someone everyday?
Rikku:Cause fights are cool.
Yuffie:RIGHT ON RIKKU!!!
Aeris:*sigh*
Sephiroth and Yuna are totally not paying any attention to what's going on.
Yuna:*is brushing Sephiroth's hair*Oh Sephy-Poo your hair is soooooo beautiful!!
Sephiroth:Why thank you,My beautiful sunflower.
Yuna:Heh heh.
Jason:Times up anyway...Barret said seven curse words and Wakka said three,the winner is Barret.
Cloud:*kicks Tidus into a wall*VICTORY FOR THE FF7 TEAM!!!*dances like a chicken*
Tidus:*has a black eye*...*growls*...I HATE YOU!!!!
Cloud:awwww..Hate is such a strong word.
Tidus:....You stupid little-
Mellinia:WILL YOU TWO STOP FIGHTING GEEZ!!!
Seymour:Sin would be able to kill those two in a heart beat to bad he's ...dead.
~*~Meanwhile on a beach~*~
Sin:*wearing sunglasses and drinking lemonade*This is the life.
Jenova:*is also wearing sunglasses and drinking lemonade*Yup,who would of thought that our new attacks would teleport us to a beach.
Sin:This is the life.
Jenova:WOULD YOU STOP SAYING THAT!!!
Sin:Sure thing,sweet thang,anything for you.
Jenova:SHUTUP!!*Throws a seashell at Sin*
Sin:OW!!!...I always knew that Love would hurt.
Jenova:*rolls eyes*....
~*~Back to The super duper fun house ....well you know the place.~*~
Mellinia:SO now the FF7 team has six points and the FF10 team has two,you know what that mean!!!
Seymour:No,what's it mean.
Mellinia & Jason:IT MEANS THAT THE FF7 TEAM WON CAUSE THEY HAD THE MOST POINTS!!!
FF7 Team:YEAAAAAAAAAAA!!!*they all dance with one another.
FF10 team:.....*sigh*........
Balloons fall from the ceiling and little paper dots of many colors fall too.
Mellinia:NOW I CAN QUIT WRITING THIS FIC!!!!*dances with everyone else*
Everyone stops dancing except Mellinia.
Mellinia:OH YEA OH YEA*spins around*I'm done I'm done.*stops dancing*....Why did everyone stop dancing?
Yuna:Does that mean we have to go back...home?
Mellinia:...Yes.
Yuna:NOOO!!!*grabs Sephiroth*I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME!!!!!!
Sephiroth:Me either.*he looks really sad awwwww*
Yuffie:But..I made new friends.
Rikku:Me too.
Jason:And..I'll be really bored.
Mellinia:.....Awwwwwwwwwww-TO BAD!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*choke,cough,gag*ahem...you guys will be okay.
Yuna:I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT SEPHIROTH!!!*cries and hugs Sephiroth tighter*
Sephiroth:....*sigh*..I'll miss Yuna too much.
Jason:And I'll be..bored.
Yuffie & Rikku:I'M GOING TO MISS MY NEW FRIENDS!!*they hug each other and cry*
Aeris:I'll miss Seymour...I mean I'll miss you all too.*cries*
Seymour:OH AERIS,I'LL MISS YOU TOO!!!*hugs Aeris*
Auron:I won't miss anyone.
Vincent:I won't either.
Red:I'LL MISS THIS GOOD PRE PACKAGED POPCORN!!!!*sobs*
Lulu:I'll miss....TIFA!!!
Tifa:I'LL MISS YOU TOO!!!!!
Cloud:YES WE ARE LEAVING!!!!*jumps up in the air*
Tidus:YES!!!*jumps up in the air too*
Tidus and Cloud:NOW I WILL BE FREE FROM THIS BLONDE FRUITCAKE!!!
Barret:I won't miss any of them foos'.
Wakka:I WILL!!!*cries*
Mellinia:...I WILL MISS YOU ALL TOO!!!!!*sobs*
Jason:It will be okay,I will still be here.
Mellinia:*sarcastic*JUST GREAT!!!!
Jason:*smiles*Yup!...you can always write other fics.
Mellinia:Yea..I guess.
Everyone says goodbye to each other and Yuna and Sephiroth finish making out for the last time,Rikku gives Yuffie a robot arm and Yuffie gives Rikku a water material.Lulu and Tifa exchange fashion tips,while Vincent and Auron say nothing.Kimari says good bye to his drum set and Red steals a few bags of popcorn,Seymour and Aeris hug each other and pray to meet again Tidus and Cloud dance together cause they are just so happy.Wakka practices his cussing while Barret helps him and Mellinia is yelling at Jason for no reason at all.
Mellinia:Well,are you guys ready?
They all nod their heads and a very sad way.
Mellinia:Okay...*Mellinia pulls out her magic baseball bat and recites the magic words* PIZZA IS YUMMY AND CANDY IS TOO BUT MY FAVIROTE TREAT IS MUFFINS WITH FUDGE!!
With the last word of her magic words all the Final Fantasy characters....vanish.
Mellinia:......
Jason:.....
Mellinia:..*sigh*
Jason:Now what do we do.
Mellinia:I know what you can do.
Jason:What can I do?
Mellinia:GO MAKE ME SOME YUMMY SWEET TREATS!!!*jumps up in down with a happy smile on her face*
Jason:Yes ma'am*runs to the kitchen*
Mellinia:...Well this is the end of this fic,I hope you liked it.....PLEASE LIKE IT!!!and don't forget to review...HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!*waves*
~*~The End!~*~
~*~At the Beach~*~
Sin:OWIES I GOT A SUN BURN!!!!
Jenova:I told you to put on some sunblock.
Sin:I wanted you to put on for me.*winks*but you didn't do it.NOW I'M BURNT!!!
Jenova:..That's not my fault.
Sin:YES IT IS!!!
Jenova:Whatever.
~*~The end~*~