Disclaimer on first chapter!
A/N: So the next two chapters will be pretty short, my dad's limiting me to one and a half hours on the computer per day. What the fuck is up with that?? Jeez! So I wrote the following two last night in bed while listening to Rooney. I love Rooney so much! That's kind of why I'm into Princess Diaries fanfiction too… Robert Carmine… I could go on forever… BUT ONTO THE STORY!
Marshmallows and Irony
Chapter Five: Arnold Daydreams…
Arnold suddenly glanced toward the exit and saw Helga storming out.
Oh God… she knows, he thought as the whole thing hit him hard in his heart. How could I have been such an asshole?
Time seemed to stop as he saw Helga's head turn suddenly back in Arnold's direction. He knew it was a day dream, but he couldn't resist. Helga came walking back down the hall toward him in a bright burst of light, like an angel. She finally reached him and placed both of her hands on his shoulders.
"You know, Helga, don't you?…" he asked the angel surrounded in light.
"Of course I know, Football Head," came her heavenly voice. "But I love you anyway…"
Arnold stepped closer to the apparition and gazed into those deep blue eyes of hers… like tiny oceans… He began to draw nearer to her face and…
"ARNOLD!" Gerald yelled as he scrambled to get away from Arnold, who was about to kiss him flat on the mouth. "What the hell do you think you're doing?!!" Arnold snapped out of his day dream and he finally realized what he was doing. Even though nobody in the hall had really witnessed the event as they were too busy with their own high school lives, his face turned a bright, bright crimson.
"I… uh… Gotta go." Arnold said sheepishly as he started to dash to the exit. What's wrong with me? WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME??? "And I'm sorry about, uh… that, Gerald. I was thinking about… ummm, someone. Yeah, someone." Arnold said, turning a brief moment back to Gerald, but still walking quickly backward.
"Damn, I just hope it's a girl…" mumbled Gerald to himself as he closed his locker and clicked the combination lock back into place. "That's all I've got to say about it."
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