Disclaimer on first chapter!!!
A/N: Again, thanks to the reviewers! You guys kick ass!
Marshmallows and Irony
Chapter 6: Mr. Fudgy Gets It
On her way home, Helga had to stop in the park to take care of some business…
"Okay, Pink Boy," she yelled, grabbing Harold by his shirt. "What exactly do you know about a certain dare that Arnold has to complete?…" She grabbed his shirt a bit tighter. "Concerning me…"
"I have no idea what you're talking about!" Harold said a bit shakily as he brushed Helga off of him with his Mr. Fudgy Bar. Despite the fact that Harold might have grown a bit more fashion sense since fourth grade, he was still incredibly, incredibly fat.
"I know for a FACT you do!" Helga said pointedly, although she didn't actually know shit about the whole camp out thing, she was just guessing. "Just tell me one thing…"
"Fine! Fine… What do you want to know?"
"What was the dare for?… Specifically…" She placed her hands on her hips and glared down at the fat kid sitting on the merry-go-round.
"I don't know," Harold said crossing his chubby arms and flinging his nose into the air like a stubborn, little kid. "But maybe a few bucks would refresh my memory…"
"Listen, Har-old… I am NOT giving you any fucking money!" she hissed at him as she grabbed the Mr. Fudgy and waved it high over Harold's head. "Just tell your dearest friend, Helga, what the dare was for… or Mr. Fudgy gets it!"
"Jesus Christ, Helga! The dare was to kiss you!" He reached feebly, still sitting sown, for the ice cream. "Now give me my Mr. Fudgy!!"
"Thanks, toots," Helga said as she casually tossed the Mr. Fudgy over her shoulder and into the sand surrounding the merry-go-round. "Your service is greatly appreciated." Helga turned her back to the now teary-eyed Harold kneeling over his Mr. Fudgy which was now covered in sand and walked away.
"THAT WAS MY LAST FIFTY CENTS!!!" Harold yelled, clawing into the sky. "NOOOOO!!!!!"
A/N: I'm really sorry that is was so short! I'm just not that much in the mood to write!… But I still want to make you guys happy so I'm going to continue with the story!
Oh, and thanks D. Zire-14, I think I'll use option #4. lol