"Woooooo! Halloween, Halloween! IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN!" shouted Harry and Monica together as they dances to their own words in the middle or the corridors. Suddenly, Adele walked up to them.
"Hello, sirs." She said firmly.
"HI!" Harry yelled.
"I have come on business. Squire Chrissie requests your attendance in the special place A.S.A.P."
"A.S.A.P?" asked Harry.
"It means 'as soon as pickles'" Monica answered with an all-knowing tone in her voice. She began to walk and Harry and Adele followed. Monica led them down and down into a place I can not tell you because it is secret and it is, so you can't know because its secret, so back off.
"Squire Chrissie." Monica said in a greeting form.
"Commander Monica." Chrissie answered in the same way.
"What have you for me?"
"You'll never guess."
"A MAP!" shouted Harry. A raar was heard and suddenly Adele was at his throat strangling him for revealing the information Chrissie was going to release.
"Bad boy Harry must pay…"Chrissie muttered. "ANYWAY, it's not just a map. It's a map of London."
"You mean our trick-or-treat planning root thingy ma bob?"
"Yes. And a-"
"LIST OF INSOMNIACS!" shouted Harry from the floor. Screams of pain were suddenly heard.
"Bad boy, Harry… very bad…." Muttered Chrissie.
"It's true? You have the legendary list of insomniacs?" Chrissie nodded. "The very list of those insomniacs who cant tell your face apart so all you have to do is change into a different costume and they'll give you more and more candy until they're all out?"
"The very one."
"Incredible… No wonder you're Squire."
"Duh!"
"But Halloween is tomorrow… There is time for sabotage."
"Excuse me? I am Squire! OF COURSE I KNOW THAT! And I already have a plan…." Chrissie said evilly.
"IT'S TO PUT THE LIST IN CHEESELAND!" Harry shouted from the floor yet again. More screams of pain.
"Bad, bad, Harry…. Keep it up and you shall not survive…."
~*~ ~*~ ~*~
"Halloween Time, yes it is… IT IS!" Draco shouted out on the shore of the lake. He was sitting with Hermione on a rock, dancing like a cow all around her. Pain was I order. Hermione whapped him on the read with her rolled up magazine.
"SIT NOW!" she yelled.
"Yes, ma'am…" Draco said cowardly as he sat. "Bossy momma meanie…" he whispered.
"WHAT WAS THAT?!"
"I said your hair looks pretty!"
"Ah… yes. Of course." She unrolled her magazine and continued reading.
"Can I have a cookie?"
"No…"
"Can I have a pumpkin?"
"No…" said Hermione fiercely remembering last year… the horror.
"Can I have a cookie?"
"I SAID NO!" she yelled, whapping him again.
"Can I go inside?"
"It it'll help me stop ruining my magazine, yes."
"WOOOO!" Draco shouted in joy as he galloped on all fours towards the castle.
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Draco galloped on into the Library. In the corner he saw Chrissie, Monica, Adele, and Harry huddled up around a paper. It was their trick-or-treat route they were planning. He decided to leave, remembering Adele's odd illusions of him being a spy every Halloween, and seeing the fresh Adele-like bruises on Harry. Instead, he walked into the decorated Great Hall.
"Hi, Draco." Said Kat from behind the door.
"HOLA! Whatcha doin' there?"
"Setting up traps… bwahaha. I mean… ABSOLOUTLEY NOTHING! You crazy thing…."
"Oooo… Pumpkins." Draco started to drool.
"NO! GET OUT NOW!!!" Draco started to shake as he stared at the pile of uncarved pumpkins sitting in the middle of the hall taunting him.
"Pumpkins… With no faces… THEY NEED FACES!"
"Oh no… THE WORLD IS DOOMED!…. AND ITS UP TO ME TO SAVE IT!" Kat yelled as a triumphant-like background appeared behind her momentarily. She fished in her bag for a leash. She tied it around Draco's neck and he instantly calmed down. An owl suddenly swooped in and dropped a letter for her. She opened it and read that it was thanking her for keeping the balance of things and saving the earth again. Just junk mail.
"Come not, dear. We are off too buy you a new costume." She said evilly, tossing the letter away and dragging Draco out of the hall far behind on his leash. Literally.
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Halloween Night, London
"Are we clear on everything?" Asked Chrissie, in her costume of a princess this included a large puffy pink dress with an overly large pink bow on her head along with a tiny tiara, plastic jewelry all over, and a fake cigar in her hand. On her feet were plain tennis shoes that had a cardboard cutout stiletto heals taped to the bottom.
"Indeed." Replied Monica in her gothic fairy costume. She had on shiny black leather boots that reached to her knees, along with a mini skirt and a tight black shirt. On her back were wings with a nice dark blue and black pattern. Her lips were wearing a heavy coat of black lipstick, and her eyes were deeply shadowed.
"Hmm?" muttered Adele. She was dressed as a large present with a box messily covered in all kinds of gift wrap on her, green tights, elf shoes, a red sweater, and a ribbon tied in her hair.
"Are we clear?!" demanded Chrissie.
"Oh, right. WE'RE CLEAR, SQUIRE!" Adele shouted.
"Huh?" asked Harry. He was dressed as a picture of Harry Potter in a large wooden frame that surrounded him completely and took up a lost of space. "Oh, right. WE'RE CLEAR!"
"Alright now. LET'S RID LONDON OF CANDY!" they walked up to one house when suddenly Monica stopped them.
"Where's Draco? Hermione? Kat?"
"Kat and Draco went off to Paris and Hermione is at school… I think." Chrissie said, impatient to knock on the door, which she did. The woman answered, and suddenly in a blur the bucket of chocolate she was holding was gone. Everyone turned to see it all in Adele's mouth. Including the bucket.
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Halloween Night, Paris"Kat?" asked Hermione. She was dressed as herself. Big whoop.
"Hmm?" asked Kat in her costume which was that of Professor Snape. She had a wig of black hair on which she had dipped in a batter of car grease, and plenty of white paint on her face.
"Where's Draco?" Kat looked around.
"Oh my god… HE MUST BE STEALING MY CANDY! I can't believe I let him get past me…" She quickly ran up to the nearest house and knocked on the door. It opened.
"TRICK-OR-TREAT, WOMAN! NOW GIMME THE MEANING OF LIFE!" she yelled.
"AHH! A VAMPIRE!" the woman shouted, slamming the door shut. Kat began to cry. I'm Snape… Not a vampire. I shall avenge myself." Kat took out her wand and aimed at the door, blowing it up. "GIMME CHOCOLATE NOW!" she demanded. A bowl of candy swung across the room at her and she quickly grabbed it before running out to the next house muttering, "Suckers…" Hermione stared.
"How sad…"
"What was that, hun?" Kat asked cheerily.
"Nothing… Oh. I found Draco. He fell asleep in a trash can and wont come out."
"Uh… you have to know how to deal with him." Kat replied, walking over to the trash can Hermione pointed to and easily taking off the lid to reveal Draco. Or in other words, a large bunny, which was his costume. He stepped out with his jack-o-lantern shaped pail and yawned.
"How'd you do that?" Hermione asked.
"I'm Snape. I do not need to explain." Kat replied darkly.
"Is it time?" Draco asked excitedly. Kat snorted.
"Psssh. It's been time. You already missed the first crime, which I handled quite well if I do say so myself."
"Sushi-poo… I'll just have to make it up."
"Yes, you will. Now lets rob this street of its meaning of existence and head to London. We have a score to settle…"
~*~ ~*~ ~*~
Halloween Night, Back at London"Do you sense something, General?" asked Chrissie as she looked around the street they were currently on.
"Indeed… My cheese sense detects cheese breath is near…"
"It might be Harry's…."
"No… its swiss."
"Our enemies have arrived…." The two girls then turned around to see Adele and Harry approach with way more candy then them.
"BAD CHILDREN!" scolded Monica. "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WAIT FOR YOU'RE GENERAL AND SQUIRE!"
"Well…. COOKIE DOUGH TO YOU!" Adele shouted angrily. Everyone gasped.
"You potty mouthed creature of doom…. AWAY WITH YOU!" Chrissie yelled back.
"FINE!"
"ADELE!" yelled Kat. "COME JOIN US!" Adele turned around to see Kat, Draco, and Hermione. She walked up to Chrissie and flicked her o the head before dashing away to stand next to Kat.
"Why you…" growled Chrissie.
"No time for potty mouthedness, child of…. Pink. It is time." Kat yelled, raising a jack-o-lantern. Chrissie turned to Monica and nodded. Monica then raised a jack-o-lantern as well.
"Now remember, no cheating." muttered Kat before suddenly throwing her jack-o-lantern at her opponents. It zoomed around at lighting speeds here and there and everywhere eating in as much candy as it could. Monica through hers back quickly, and then Kat's stopped what it was doing and chased it. The battle began.
"No… Pumpkins… faces… madness." Draco murmured.
"Uh-ok…" Kat said, realizing she wasn't wearing his leash. He jumped up in between the two pumpkins as they were about to tackle each other. "DRACO! DON'T BE A HERO!" Suddenly, there was a flash as the two pumpkins collided. As the flash began to dim, a gigantic pumpkin could be seen. Inside was Draco.
"Woo… Good. He's not dead… I would've been so in trouble if he had…. Well, good game, Squire."
"Indeed, Snape."
"Yes… Snape I am." She said, as she turned in a dark way. She walked past Hermione. Hermione turned and saw no Kat. But she saw a bird flying away…. Or was it a bat? No…
"Time to steal more candy…" muttered Chrissie as she and her group walked away into the darkness, along with Draco, leaving Hermione who decided to enter a home and watch some TV. She turned it on and began to watch a news report about some sort of signs of an apocalypse. Something about a diabolical worldwide candy disappearance. Candy disappearing all over the world. Mainly chocolate. Hermione slowly drifted to sleep as the apocalypse began. In some peoples minds.