"Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive; trust your heart."

--- Unknown

Returning Guests: Sumo Mama a.k.a Zoe, Myrethia,

The Bad-Cheese Man, Selena Night

Chapter 12: Dairy

"Cheese Queen!" Draco yelled as he made it up to the palace, panting. "Hermione is in labor! We need to get back to our world!"

"Hmm? Oh! Labor! Right, right. Well, it'll take you too long to get to the hospital you attend. You might as well get to the Cheese Land Hospital. Although I don't know why she had to go into it in the middle of battle.. Hurry up now, boy." she said as she stepped through the portal she had made that led down to the battle field. Draco was quick to jump in. He rushed over to Hermione and waited for the Cheese Queen to catch up. But she was soon to stop as she gasped, seeing the Golden Emperium Cheese Crystal.

"You there! Kat! WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

"NOTHING!" Kat yelled innocently.

"Excuse me, deary." said a voice from behind Kat. Myri stepped out with the wings that had appeared to be Kat's. She also had her arms outstretched and kept them that away, making the round orange crystal stay in front of her chest.

"Huh?! YOU MADE THE CRYSTAL APPEAR?!?" Kat shouted from Myri's side.

"Well, duh. I'm a true cheese worshiper." Myri replied calmly.

"But I'm the Cheese Queen. I've been trying to find that crystal since like… yesterday!" Manda said.

"Well it's mine now!" Myri stuck out her tongue. "And now I'm going to use it to stop Sumo Myranda!" She opened up her wings to their full extent which was about 5 feet, and then took off, her arms still outstretched to the sides and the crystal flying in front of her chest.

"SUMO BLAST!" Sumo Myranda yelled. Her mouth opened and a blast of bad breath flew at Myri. Myri crossed her arms over her face in defense. Her bangs flew wildly in the bad breath wind.

"Arghh…" she muttered from the effort.

"AHEM! What about me?!" Hermione demanded.

"Oh, sorry hun. Manda! Portal please."

"Mm?" Manda asked. She was still watching Myri try to defeat he sumo. "Oh. Ok." She raised her staff quickly and opened the portal to the hospital hurriedly. Then she turned her attention back to Myri. Draco helped his fiancée walk through the portal and then walked through himself. The Bad-Cheese Man suddenly appeared on Sumo Myranda's head.

"I felt a presence…" There was a coughing sound in the background. "I mean, my kitty felt a presence."

"It was I! Myrethia!"

"I see. Are you the presence my kitty felt?"

"EWWW!" Harry and Adele yelled together.

"THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!" the Bad-Cheese Man yelled back.

"Sure it isn't…" Harry whispered to Adele.

"IT WASN'T!"

"Ignore them! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE SPOTLIGHT!" complained Myri.

"Oh, yes. BILIRU! BRING ME MY PLUSH KITTY!" Biliru immediately ran up Sumo Myranda's back carrying the plush kitty on a red pillow. He brought it up to his master and bowed. The Bad-Cheese Man picked it up and put it on his head.

"What? What was that? GASP! No… impossible…"

"What's not?" Manda asked from below.

"What kitty tells me."

"And what's that?"

"That this girl has released the Golden Emperium Cheese Crystal…"

"Oh, yeah. She has. It's right there." replied Manda, pointing at the Crystal in front of Myri's chest.

"Oh yeah? Well it's not going to help her. IAN! Here, piggy, piggy!" A pig with fangs and wings suddenly flew out from behind Sumo Myranda and went up to float beside the king. "ATTACK!"

Ian the pig oinked in response and flew straight at Myri.

"NOOOO!" Zoe screamed. Ian stopped abruptly and turned his attention to Zoe. He decided to forget about his master's command and flew at Zoe. "AHHH!" An H appeared on her head that resembled the Hershey's Chocolate H appeared on her forehead and shined brightly. A wand appeared before her and gave off just as much light as Zoe's forehead had. The wand had a star on the top with the Hershey H on it and was thick at the long part. The light stopped. Zoe grabbed it quickly, knowing it was right. She knew just what to do with it.

She raised it high and tossed it up. It spun around a few times and then she grabbed it and yelled, "CHOCOLATE DAIRY POWER, MAAAAAKE UP!" Her transformation began. A dark brown background with chocolate bars on it appeared behind her. Then a spout of chocolate syrup came out from the top of the star and fell over Zoe. It surrounded over her tightly. Then the chocolate expanded with a flash and Zoe was shown.

The background disappeared as soon as Zoe's transformation was complete. Now she was wearing a brown skirt with a white shirt. In the middle of the shirt, over Zoe's chest was a cube of chocolate with a light brown ribbon coming out from it. She had a golden tiara over her forehead with a small standing oval shaped piece of chocolate at its center. Lace-less boots that reached up to Zoe's legs were on her legs.

Manda gasped again, "Sailor Chocolate…" Zoe put her hands over each other in a circle shape. A sphere appeared in the middle of it and she spun around and put her arms to the side while yelling, "Melted Chocolate Blast!" The sphere flew at Ian and then he was stuck to the ground from melted chocolate. He began to squeal madly.

"A Sailor Dairy Scout…" The Bad-Cheese Man said.

"Sir?" Biliru asked unsurely.

"WHAT IS IT?!"

"I think that girl with the Cheese Crystal is well… Sailor Cheese."

"ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME?!" Myri yelled.

"No…" the Bad-Cheese Man quickly replied.

"CHEESE BLAST!" yelled Myri. The Golden Emperium Cheese Crystal glowed and shot an energy of cheese at the Bad-Cheese Man.

"Ahhh! Non-healthy cheese… BILIRU! HELP MEEEE!"

"How?"

"Get me my staff!" Biliru nodded and ran down Sumo Myranda.

"KAT!" Myri shouted down, taking her chance. "Get to the hospital! Your friend is giving birth! The same with the rest of you! Go on now, Sailor Chocolate and I can handle it from here!" Kat looked up at Myri with great appreciation and nodded. She turned and ran with full confidence in her and Sailor Chocolate and ran through the portal and to the reception desk.

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I can find Hermione Granger?" she asked the receptionist.

"Room 416. It's down the hall."

"Ok, thank you." Kat turned to face the rest of her friends. "Follow me," she told them before running down the hall. She found room 416 soon enough and burst through the door. "Hermione!"

"Kat!"

"What'd the doctor say?" Kat asked, walking over next to Hermione's bed.

"She's outside explaining to Draco." At that moment Draco walked in.

"WHAT'D THE DOCTOR SAY?!" Kat asked again.

"False labor. She says it's the body's way of preparing for the real thing…"

"I do, I do." said Dr. Night from behind Draco.

"Dr. Night? What are you doing here?" Monica asked.

"Talking with you."

"Oh… I'm sorry…" Kat said sadly.

"Ya, well..." Hermione replied distantly. It was obvious she was heartbroken by it.

"OH MY GOD!" Kat suddenly shrieked. "WE LEFT MYRI AND SAILOR CHOCOLATE ALONE TO BATTLE THE BAD-CHEESE MAN!" Dr. Night began to cough.

"Bad-Cheese Man?"

"Yes, he's attacking Cheese Land. Pardon me!" she said as she ran past the doctor and back through the portal along with the others.

"The Bad-Cheese Man's attacking Cheese Land…. Uhhh… Excuse me, Ms. Granger. I have umm… another patient to see! Ya, that's it! Bye now!" Dr. Night turned around and began to run. Hermione and Draco looked at each other puzzled.

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"Oh no, Myri…" Kat said, crouching over Myri. She was lying on the floor, her hair a mess and one wing over her. The Golden Emperium Cheese Crystal was being held by Manda, who was standing over Myri. It was floating in between her hands. "What happened?"

"The Bad-Cheese Man recovered with the magic of his staff. He was too quick for her…"

"What about Sailor Chocolate?" Adele asked.

"She's up there." Manda said. She put the crystal to float in her left hand and pointed with her right up at the top of Sumo Myranda's head. She was on her knees in chains of fat free cheese that were at both her ankles and her wrists, which were draining her of her power.

"Oh my god…" Monica said.

"Monica, can you use dark fairy stuff?" Kat asked urgently.

"It's too dangerous on girls…"

"What about you, Manda? Can't you use the Golden Emperium Cheese Crystal?"

"I'm afraid only Myri can…"

"But she's near dying… Wait a minute! She's Sailor Cheese! Quick, somebody get cheese!" Everyone immediately bent down and tore a piece of cheese from the floor and held it out to Kat. She took one from Katy and tore off a smaller piece, which she put into Myri's mouth. Then she helped her chew. Myri slowly came conscious and groaned.

"Kat?… Kat? Where's the Bad-Cheese Man?"

"Looming over us diabolically."

"Heh…"

"Prepare to feel pain!" The Bad-Cheese man yelled over them.

"Not so fast, Bad-Cheese Man! I am the Sailor Butter, and in the name of cheese I will stop you!" A figure appeared on top of a hill nearby them. They couldn't see the figure since she was right in front of the setting sun and the light made her dark. "Butter Slippering Spillage!" A blast of butter liquid came from her and shot up at the Bad-Cheese Man. It went below him and he slipped instantly off Sumo Myranda.

"Ahhhhhh!" he yelled. He quickly raised his staff and disappeared. Biliru was soon disappeared as well. Then the chains disappeared from Zoe and she fell, too tired to stand.

Then Sailor Butter jumped out from her position with a back flip, making her visible. She had a solid yellow skirt and a beige shirt. In the center of her chest was a very dark yellow circle with a very light brown ribbon coming from it. She had white gloves that reached to her elbows. She had a golden tiara as well, with a yellow standing oval shape in the center. Her hair was brown and braided and her eyes were green.

"Sailor Butter!" Manda said.

"Yes, that is me." She jumped again and made it up on the top of Sumo Myranda. Then she bent down and put something in Sailor Chocolate's mouth before jumping off the other way before kicking Sumo Myranda on the back of the neck, making her slowly shrink and then disappear, bringing Sailor Chocolate to the ground safely.

Sailor Chocolate then stood up with a happy look. She waved down at the rest of her friends. They had won.

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"Are you sure you have to leave now?" Zoe asked, back to her normal self. Everyone was standing outside the portal back to Hogwarts.

"Yep. Are you sure you're going to stay?" replied Chrissie.

"Yea. Me and Myri, or Sailor Cheese as it seems, are gonna concentrate on finding the rest of the Dairy Scouts with Manda and help protect Cheese Land for when the Bad-Cheese man returns."

"Oh… So I guess you don't need us…" Monica said depressively.

"Nope. But call for us when Hermione really gives birth." Myri said cheerfully.

"I will!" Draco said.

"Well, so long." Manda said.

"Bye!" everyone shouted together.

"Don't forget us!" Zoe yelled. She watched as her new found friends walked through the portal. Kat was particularly unhappy to go back. Now she had to deal with Ron.