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Chapter 13: Katy, Hermione, and Bart Simpson

It had been a month now since the Cheese Land adventure. Word has spread everywhere of Ron and Professor Lockhart's secret. Apparently it was a very serious relationship. Kat was still angry at Ron for not having told her before, and presently was sitting in the Gryffindor common room with Hermione.

"No, the Golden Emperium Cheese Crystal could've saved Myri, but the Bad-Cheese man was too fast." she overheard Harry say from a table near them. There was a group of kids around him hanging on his every word.

"Hmph… Cheese Crystal…" Hermione muttered to herself.

"Hey… Hermione? What'd you think of the Sailor Dairy Scouts?" Kat asked.

"Absolutely not. I didn't care about them whatsoever."

"What about Sailor Butter?"

"Who?"

"Oh, right… You were still in the hospital then."

"I know who Sailor Butter is!" said Chrissie as she walked up to them.

"Who?" asked Kat.

"MEEEE!"

"Liar. You were standing over Myri."

"Oh yeah…" then Chrissie skipped off without another word.

"Uhh… When will all the cheese business be over?!" Hermione yelled.

"Probably not for a while." Hermione suddenly dropped a pencil she was holding at the shock. She bent over to pick it up but by know her stomach was much larger, and she couldn't reach down to the floor.

"HAHA! HERMIONE'S LIKE AN OLD LADY NOW!" Adele yelled. She was swinging on a chandelier like it was a horse and pointing at Hermione.

"SHUT UP, ADELE!"

"Mmm… nah!" Harry then walked up to Hermione. His eyes looked at her and then darted down to her stomach. All of a sudden, he poked her hard ran away laughing loudly.

"Grr… HARRY!!!"

"PRESENT!"

"NOT FOR LONG!" Hermione stood up and was about to run, except she suddenly felt pains in her stomach. "Ow!"

"What?" Kat asked quickly.

"Contractions…"

"Is it that false labor thingie?" Monica asked from the other side of the room. She was wearing white overalls with a sideways white cap and was holding a paint brush in her hand. On the wall were blue stick figures.

"No… it's something else…"

"Ok, we'd better get you to the Hospital Wing then." Kat decided. She stood up and began to drag Hermione out of the room.

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"Braxton Hix." Madam Pomfery said as she removed white gloves from her hands dully.

"Who?" Kat asked for the third time in this story.

"They're mild contractions."

"MILD?!?!?!?!" Hermione burst out.

"YES. I SAY THEY ARE MILD AND SO THEY ARE!"

"But-"

"NO BUT! MADAME POMFERY HAS SPOKEN!" she turned sharply at that moment and then walked away into her office. The door then opened and Draco came running in.

"What's wrong? Is the baby coming?!" he demanded. "Katy told me you had come here!"

"That blabber mouth…" Hermione said to herself.

"It was just Bart Simpson." Kat answered, ignoring Hermione.

"It's Braxton Hix." Hermione corrected.

"And what did I say?"

"Braxton Hix? OH! Those are just mild contractions, most women barley hear them." Draco interrupted. "My mom told me about them."

"Ok, that's it. NO UTERUS, NO COMMENT!" Hermione screamed angrily.

"Yes, ma'am…" Draco and Kat said together.

"Now take me to the Great Hall."

"Yes, ma'am…." Draco and Kat then walked over to Hermione and lifted her off the bed.

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"Hmmm…" Hermione said suspiciously as she looked around the Great Hall.

"What is it?" Kat asked before sipping her soup.

"No Katy in sight…"

"Why do you eat here, Kat?" Parvati asked.

"BECAUSE I WANT TO! GET OFF MY CASE!"

"Yes, ma'am…"

"Good. Now what was that, Hermione?"

"No Katy in sight!" Kat looked around.

"Nope."

"Where could she be… AHA!" Hermione yelled as she looked under the table quickly. "Nope… never mind…"

"Maybe she's out eating from the Cheese Rainbow." Kat sipped her soup again.

"Probably…"

"Ms. Granger?" said a voice from behind Hermione.

"Where?!" Kat looking all over again. "Oh, heh, sorry."

"Yes?"

"I come from Beauxbatons. My name is Harold Swimmer, and I have come to offer you the chance to leave this horrid place." Hermione's jaw dropped. Kat stood up calmly, walked around the table, and closed it.

"Excuse me?" Hermione said stupidly when you recovered.

"I have come to offer you the chance to leave." Hermione looked at the man. He was tall with black hair, and blue eyes. A rare combo.

"But… why? What about this?" she replied, gesturing to her stomach.

"We realize that you bare a child, but we are prepared to overlook that."

"Really now? But-"

"Yes, yes. You'll need time to think about it. I'll be outside in the blue carriage waiting for your answer. Stop by any time you'd like. Good day." He turned sharply, now allowing Hermione another word and left.

"Psssh… What an idiot. There's no way you'll leave. He might as well go home with now." Kat snorted.

"I don't know…" Hermione said distantly.

"WHAT?!"

"I said I don't know. I really do need some time to think about it."

"But what about Draco? What about the baby? WHAT ABOUT ME?!"

"I said I have to think about it!"

"THERE'S NOTHING TO THINK ABOUT!"

"OW!"

"WHAT IS IT?!"

"BRAXTON HIX!"

"OH!…. I mean, oh."

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Hermione sat in the Gryffindor common room, looking at everyone. She thought it was odd no one had walked up to her to talk about Beauxbatons. She hadn't told anyone which would seem odd to me or you, but nothings secret with Katy around.

"YOU THERE! I COMMAND YOU TO TELL ME WHERE KATY IS!" Hermione yelled as the person nearest to her. The boy shrieked and ran out of the room. "RAAAAAARRRR! WHERE IS KATY?!"

"QUIET, GIRL!" Kat scolded.

"Where's Katy?"

"Doing Katy stuff! Now be quiet!"

"Why?"

"You don't want to wake up Bart Simpson again, do you?!"

"It's Braxton Hix, and it doesn't sleep! IT'S RANDOM!"

"Sure it is."

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Harry cheered as he ran across the room on Monica's lap. Monica stopped suddenly as she saw Hermione, causing her to accidentaly fling Harry out the window.

"Squire Chrissie tells me you're going to Beauxbatons." she started with an angry tone.

"WOOO! FINALLY SOMBODY KNOWS!"

"You could've just told them yourself…" muttered Kat.

"Do not question my brilliant mind. Now, back to me."

"That first comment already was about you…"

"QUIET! Ahem, I was offered a spot at Beauxbatons, Monica. I still haven't decided if I should accept."

"… First off, it's General Monica, and nexterly, there's no decision doing to be done. THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE LEAVING US!"

"IT'S MY---OW!"

"Huh?"

"Braxton Hix!"

"That's it, lil' missy. WE'RE GOING TO THE GREAT POMFERY!" Kat yelled firmly.

"She ain' lil' no more…"

"Do not question, just help me lift it up!"

"IT?!" Hermione complaied.

"BE SILENT!" Kat said as she and Monica lifted her.

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"I'm telling you, it's still just Braxton Hix." Madam Pomfery said for the third time as she removed her gloves.

"NO IT'S NOT! YOU SAID MILD! THIS IS SO NOT MILD!"

"Maybe you're exaggerating." Monica suggested. Hermione grabbed her by the collar.

"Believe me, I'm not." Draco walked in.

"What is it now?!"

"PLEASE TELL ME KATY TOLD YOU!" Hermione pleaded, letting go of Monica.

"No… Harry did."

"It's Bart Simpson again." Kat interrupted.

"BRAXTON HIX!" Hermione yelled.

"Hey… what's that bump there?" Draco said, notcing a small bump in Hermione's shirt.

"AHHH! IS THE BABY COMING OUT LIKE A PIMPLE?!" Monica yelled in horror.

"No…" Kat said, lifting the shirt. There, to everyone but her surprise was a miniature Bart Simpson kicking Hermione's stomach with an angry face, still unaware he had been discovered.

"RAAAAAAAAAAR! WHY YOU LITTLE…" Hermione said.

"AHHH!" Bart yelled seeing she knew f him. He hopped off her bed and then quickly out of the room.

"GET HIM!" Hermione commanded angrily.

"No time!" Chrissie said as she walked in. "Manda's outside. She wants all of us to report down there now. And was that Bart Simpson just now…?"

"Cheese business?! AWAY WE GO!" Monica said, grabbing everyone's hands and dragging them to the lake.

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"What is it, your highness?" Monica said as she reached the Queen. She noticed she looked distressed.

"I have just received word from the Bad-Cheese Man." Sounds of lighting and thunder were heard again.

"MS. GRANGER!" called Harold as he jogged over. "Have you made a decision?"

"Quiet you! Cheese Queen Manda speaks!"

"Yes! Now do speak, Queen." Chrissie said.

"Right, well, as I was saying. I have just received work from the Bad-Cheese Man that he has your friend Katy captive." Everyone but Harold gasped.

"I knew something was wrong!" Hermione declared. A round portal suddenly appeared behind Manda. Sailor Cheese and Sailor Chocolate walked out and stood on their Queens sides.

"He says he knows something about her." Sailor Cheese began.

"We think it's Scout related." Sailor Chocolate finished.

"How could something with Katy be Scout related?" Monica inquired.

"We're not sure." Manda answered.

"MS. GRANGER!" Harold blurted.

"Shut up, you beep! I say NO to you! These people need me wheather or not I like it, so I can't leave." at this point, she grabbed Draco's hand. "This man is the man I love, and the one I shall marry, and the one who's child I bare. He needs me. Now leave, can't you see one of by friends is in trouble?" Harold's jaw dropped. Kat smirked. She was so not going to close it. "Let's go." Hermione said fiercely with one last look at Harold before she walked through the portal to save Katy.

A/n: HELLO! Ok, well, I might as well tell ya now. Katy is officially leaving the show for good for the sake of her plotted destiny. You can catch her in another place I'll reveal after she leaves, because I can't tell you yet. SO THERE! Oh, and she may make appearances in this story again, but only briefly. And after this, I assure you, WE'RE GETTING OFF CHEESE. For quite some time. Getting boring, isn't it?