Chapter 14: The Last of Cheese, and the Birth of Milk

Hermione walked up to Cheese Palace at a quick step. Everyone else was behind her, struggling to catch up.

"Her… mi… o…ne…" panted Monica, "Wait…for…us…PLEASE!"

"Why don't you hurry up?! Katy's in trouble!" Hermione snapped back.

"Uhhh… yes, ma'am." The Cheese Queen suddenly stopped with an angry face.

"I'm tired. Can't we use a portal?" Although the queen said this in question form, it wasn't really a question because a question implies you have a choice. As you should have guessed, the Queen was impatient and had opened a portal before her "question" has even been finished. "Let's go this way…"

"WHY DIDN'T YOU USE THAT BEFORE!"

"Oh, be quiet!" Manda replied as she plopped down on the couch. Monica and the others were soon to follow, except for Hermione who stood.

"Ok… so…uh… What now?" she asked uncertainly.

"Kiki, please bring in the message from Cheese-Know-Who." Manda said lazily.

"Cheese-Know-Who?" Chrissie asked.

"Oh, ya. His evil has become so powerful his name is now feared."

"Sounds familiar…. Hmmm… nope. Can't remember." Harry said. Kiki, a cheese fairy, then flew in holding a piece of parchment. She flew over to Manda and handed the slip to her. Manda then handed it to Hermione, who read aloud:

"Cheese Queen, I have one of your acquaintances, Katy Reid. Surrender the Golden Emperium Cheese Crystal or she shall suffer horribly. You have 48 hours."

"48 hours? HOW LONG IS THAT?! MY BRAIN CAN'T CALCULATE SUCH ADVANCED MATH!" Harry screamed. He fell to the floor and began to squirm wildly.

"Harry! HARRY! CALM DOWN, BOY!" Monica ordered, grabbing Kiki and whapping Harry harshly with her.

"Huh… WHAT?! AHHHHHH!"

"HARRY!"

"WHERE?!"

"…"

"BE SILENT!" Manda scolded. "I am irritable at the moment. Do not test me!"

"Don't we know it…" Sailor Chocolate muttered to Sailor Cheese.

"WHAT WAS THAT?!"

"QUIET ALL OF YOU!" Hermione screamed at the top of her lungs. "We have an emergency here! Ok, first thing's first! FIRST, WE WILL GO TO BAD-CHEESE PALACE! THEN, HARRY, MONICA, ME, AND SAILOR CHEESE WILL SEARCH FOR KATY! THE REST OF YOU WILL GO AND DO BAD STUFF TO THE BAD-CHEE-"

"CHEESE-KNOW-WHO!" Manda protested.

"Same thing!"

"No…"

"Argh! WHATEVER! LET'S JUST GET TO IT!"

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"Master?" Biliru quivered as he cautiously entered his masters chambers.

"What is it?" The Bad-Cheese Man barked back.

"Lady Manda has received your message…" There was silence for a moment as the Bad-Cheese Man thought of what to say.

"Excellent… it's all falling together."

"Yes… I'm sure it is."

"YOU QUESTION ME AND MY KITTY?!"

"NO! NOT THE KITTY! AHHHH!" Biliru screamed at the top of his lounges while he ran in circles and then right out of the room.

"Good. Well… I think I'll go visit the prisoner now. Bwahaha! You wait here, kitty." The Bad-Cheese Man stood up and placed his kitty on the soft cushion of his throne. Then he stroked it gently before turning swiftly. He walked through a corridor, up a flight of stairs, to his right, then up another flight of stairs. He came to a torch-lit room with something moving in the corner. It was the figure of a human in chains of steel, with her head hanging down.

Her brown hair was mangled, and her face was dirty and blood stained. She looked weak, and angry. The Bad-Cheese Man smirked.

"Hello. Katy." The Bad-Cheese Man then took the joy in cackling to taunt his prisoner.

"Shut up…" Katy moaned back with the small bit of energy she had left.

"Oh, Katy. You know you don't really mean that. Do you, Sailor Milk?" He took a few steps forward so that he was right in front of Katy. "Look at me!" Katy refused. "NOW!" The Bad-Cheese Man became impatient, and so didn't bother to let Katy do anything. He grabbed her by the chin and forced her to look at him. She looked away.

"Poor you… can't transform as long as I have your wand, can you? HMMM?" Katy didn't answer. "Hahaha. Well, I have to go. I'll see you soon enough." The Bad-Cheese Man then did something impulsive. He used both his hands to grab Katy's head by the sides and then pressed his lips up against hers. And so they kissed. "Mmmm… bye, hun." He said as if it were nothing, before he left with a smile and climbed up the stairs.

"Oh…" Katy said, completely dazzled.

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"HARRY! I TOLD YOU TO GO TO THE BATHROOM BEFORE WE LEFT!" Hermione scolded. She was crouched down at the corner of a corridor, making sure no one was coming. Harry, Monica, and Sailor Cheese were behind her.

"But, Hermioneee!" Harry whined back.

"NO BUTS! I'M NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON THE FLOOR!"

"WHY?!"

"BECAUSE IT'LL GIVE US AWAY!"

"NO IT WONT!"

"THE SMELL WILL!"

"… No comment."

"Can we keep going?" Monica asked grumpily.

"Umm… Guys? I think this whole place is empty." Sailor Cheese interrupted. She was standing out in the middle of the hall, bent over and looking around in all directions.

"… SO?!" Hermione yelled as she began to blush. She stepped out and began to run down the hall. Harry and Monica followed, and then Sailor Cheese with her boots making a soft tap! tap! noise. "Monica…which… way… is… the... dungeon?" Hermione was 8 months pregnant at the moment, and quite large if you imagine. She had only run a few feet before she had begun to pant. The others suddenly walked past her slowly while she slowly lifted her legs up and down.

"… Hermione? Are you alright?" Monica asked gently.

"WHAT?! OF COURSE I AM!"

"LIAR!" Harry screamed happily.

"SHUT UP!"

"Shhh… How about you stay here?" Sailor Cheese suggested.

"NO!"

"Hey look… we were wrong. The dungeons through here." Monica stated, opening a door that revealed the flight of stairs the Bad-Cheese Man had previously gone down. Hermione frowned before running at Monica like an elephant, knocking her over, tripping, and rolling down the stairs all the way to the bottom and to Katy's feet.

"… KAT?!" Katy said with glee.

"Heh… hi."

"You came to save me! NOW GETME OUT OF THESE FREAKIN' THINGS!" she demanded, referring to the chains.

"Yes, ma'am!" Sailor Cheese answered helpfully. An orange background appeared and Sailor Cheese twiddled her arms as if she were playing a harp. Then a cheese strip that was shaped like a bow appeared in a light shower of yellow sparks. Sailor Cheese held that in her left hand and then outstretched her right and snapped her fingers with her eyes closed. A red arrow with a golden tip appeared and Sailor Cheese opened her eyes. She put it in the bow and raised a leg and the bow and arrow up and turned around. When the run was complete she called out, "GOLDEN ARROW GRACE!"

A beam of pointed golden yellow light flew at the chain on Katy's right hand. For a moment nothing happened. Then a cracking sound was heard. Monica and Harry looked around to see where it came from. It was the wall. With a loud BOOM! It fell back, Katy and all.

"AHHHH! I'M STILL STUCK!!!!" Katy roared.

"Oh… woops." replied Sailor Cheese with a smile. The chains suddenly shattered to pieces. "Hey… I WIN!"

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"Cheese Queen, I'm tired!" Adele complained as she lazily climbed stair after stair.

"BE SILENT, CHILD!!!" Manda angrily replied. "I sense something is near…"

"Not so fast,…." Biliru started as he appeared in front of the group in a puff of smoke.

"You?" Manda suggested.

"Ya! That's the word!"

"… MELTED CHOCOLATE BLAST!" Sailor Chocolate yelled, firing a blast of gooey chocolate at Biliru and sticking him to the wall. "WEEEEEEEE! THAT WAS FUN!"

"Waste not time! KEEP GOING!"

"Yessir!" Sailor Chocolate happily said, before running up the stairs at a fast speed.

"Wow… who knew she could do that." Manda said to herself before chasing after her. Adele stayed behind. She walked up to Biliru.

"Hmmm…." she said, taking a taste of the melted chocolate. Meanwhile, Sailor Chocolate had made it to the top of the stairs. They were in a large round room, standing in the entrance. Manda stood holding her staff in her left hand, and Sailor Chocolate stood beside her clenching her fists.

In the middle of the room was a wooden podium. On top of it was a square glass case. Inside, was a wand, floating all on it's own. It had a white star on top, with a silver circle in the center of the star with a picture of a cow. The part where it was meant to be was gray, with a white bottom.

"Sailor Milk…" Manda said in awe. She and Sailor Chocolate stared at it for a few moments, until the Bad-Cheese Man appeared with his plush kitty on his head.

"CHEESE-KNOW-WHO!" Manda yelled. The Bad-Cheese Man coughed a few times to hint something. "Oh…AND HIS KITTY OF DOOM!"

"That's right!"

"HOW DID YOU GET THE MILK WAND?!"

"I stole it."

"From who?!"

"From me." Katy said from the entrance. She, Hermione, Monica, Sailor Cheese, and Harry had just arrived, ready for action.

"YOU?!" Sailor Chocolate cried out.

"Yes. I am Sailor Milk."

"In a few seconds you'll be Dead." The Bad-Cheese Man raised his arms and his own staff appeared in his hands. He aimed it at Sailor Cheese, and fired a blast of… something. Sailor Chocolate gasped and got in the way of the shot, getting herself hit. She fell to the floor with ash marks on her face, unconscious.

"Sailor Chocolate!" Sailor Cheese and Manda said in chorus. They huddled over her, but were soon victims just the same. They both fell to the floor from the same attack. Then, the floor around the Hogwarts students began to wobble and they fell through. All of their bodies up to their shoulders were stuck in it.

"Uhhh…" Sailor Cheese Moaned with the last of her power. She stood shakily, and then her locket opened and the Golden Emperium Cheese Crystal floated out. She put her hands around it and then raised it high. Her sailor outfit disappeared and then orange ribbons surrounded her. They flew back, and then Myri turned around. The ribbons covered her and then she appeared in a long white dress with orange rings at the chest, and puffs at the shoulders. Her wings were back, and the crystal was still floating in between her hands.

"I wont give up." she determinedly said. The crystal began to glow and then an orange blast flew at the Bad-Cheese Man. He countered it with his staff blast thingy, and the two powers collided midway, trying to push against each other. Princess Myrethia began to struggle from the stress she was facing.

"Argh… Sailor Cheese needs me…" Katy moaned in her prison. She closed her eyes and yelled in passion, "SHE NEEDS ME!!!" A white light filled the room. It came from the box that was keeping the Milk Dairy Wand. As the glow weakened, and only the box glowed, the floor around Katy wobbled again and she flew up in white ribbons, in the same pattern they had been around Sailor Cheese. The glow from the box ended, and it was empty. The wand was now in front of Katy, whom grabbed it with her right hand. She tossed it up, and then grabbed it and yelled, "MILK DAIRY POWER, MAAAAKE UP!"

Katy's white background appeared behind her. She raised her hands above her head with her eyes closed, and two spouts of milk burst out from the sides and formed a circle above her hands. The same thing happened at her legs. The circles above her hands came down, and made sparks appear, the same happened at her legs. When the one at the top reached her elbows, it separated into droplets, revealing white gloves the same thing with the one at her legs, revealing white boots with a gray lining at the top. The droplets moved to Katy's waist where they circled around and with a flash a gray skirt appeared. A golden belt formed above the skirt, with a golden heart in the center. A silver circle appeared over her chest, and then sprouted a golden box. Finally, her tiara appeared with a standing white oval in the center. She opened her eyes and took her position with her left hand on her hip and her right raised up. Her background disappeared. Sailor Milk.

"I am Sailor Milk, Senshi of the Dairy Product milk! And I am here to help punish you!" Sailor Milk came out of her position and ran over to Sailor Cheese. She raised her hand, and a white circle appeared. "SPARKLING MILK BUBBLES!" More round white circles came out of the one she was holding and spiraled around the last coming from the Cheese Crystal. With the combined power, the Bad-Cheese Man was stopped. He disappeared with one final scream, and the Hogwarts students were released from their prison. But the Bad-Cheese Man wasn't gone for good…

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"Oh, Katy…" Hermione said as she cried. "Do you have to stay in Cheese Land?"

"Yes. Trust me. It's for the best."

"Ok… but you'll visit me at the hospital, right?"

"Right." Hermione walked up and hugged her tightly. She let go and then turned and ran up to the rest of her friends. They looked at Katy, Myri, Zoe, and Manda who were standing together at the gates of Cheese Palace. They waved at them, and they waved back. Then the students turned away to the portal that led them out of Cheese Land. Out of their last adventure with cheese.

A/n: WOO! Glad that's over. NO MORE CHEESE! Starting next chapter, we'll be moving into Voldemort. Ok, well, anyway, as you all know baby time is near. So I'm letting the readers vote on if it should be a boy or a girl. SAY WHAT YOU THINK IT SHOULD BE IN THE REVIEW! (And no, it CAN'T be a chicken, Selena! The producers wont let me…)