When Your Home Alone
By: Helga Pataki
A/N: First off I would like to say thank you to the following
people since they were my first reviewers: Shira, Thank You,
I guess I am a good writer, huh, King Cheetah, I will count
you in, & Todd, you don't have to wait for the chapter any
longer!! Also this chapter has movie spoilers. Keep
Reviewing!! & Here is the next chapter!!
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On The Way To Geraldfield
Helga walks on the sidewalk, kicking rocks, on her way to Geraldfield. "I can't believe this might happen. I mean I've got to plan this out so it does happen. How am I gonna get Arnold to come to my party without him knowing about my deepest darkest secret?!?! First she looks both ways, runs to an alley behind a garbage can, & takes out a locket with a picture of a football headed boy of 12 years. "Oh Arnold, how I love you, & want you to come to my wonderful little get- together you might call a party. Oh the way I would impress you with how I can act sophisticated, & polite to instead of calling you FootballHead, & paste-for-brains, & Hair Boy, all the time. I have to get you to love me instead of that ever so goody-goody LILA. I must restrain myself from any negative content towards you & leaving nothing but love. Oh Arnold!!" "Huh ahh, Huh ahh, Huh ahh!!" Helga hears loud breathing behind her & just swings her fist back, leaving an unconscious Brainy on the ground, & walks on to Geraldfield. (A/N: He must spend a fortune on glasses)
At Geraldfield
Helga arrived as the second to last person there. She walked right over to the pitcher's mound & started yelling for everyone to line up. "Alright people front & center. Hup to it, let's go!!" "Hey Helga who made you captain." "Shut Up Pink Boy & get in line." "Madam Fortress Mommy!!" "Ok Harold you're catcher" "Awwww I hate that stupid catcher's uniform. It makes my armpits all sweaty." "Harold how many times have I told you it's better to look good than to feel good." "Yeah what princess here said. Sid you're right field." "Right field, Boy howdy that's the worst position on the field!!" "Stop overreacting Sid & cool out." "Lila you're center field" "Oh Helga I have to say I just enjoy center field. It's one of my all time favorite positions." "Yeah, yeah. Stinky you take the 'Hot Corner'." " 'Hot Corner'?? What in the heck is that??" "I think what Helga's referring to is the direction of balls hit in that area." "Everyone else is batting. But I'm pitcher. So looks like you're shortstop shortman." Looks all around for Arnold. "Hey, where is the little FootballHead, anyway?" "I'm right here Helga." He said just getting there. "Good now get you're scrawny butt to shortstop pronto." "Whatever you say Helga." He had grown to do whatever she said over the years since the whole saving the neighborhood incident, & confessing her love, also when they were 10 she punched out Wolfgang, beat him into a bloody pulp, made him cry, call his mommy, & it was all just because he called her a girly girl because she always wore pink. It took Arnold, Gerald, Sid, Stinky, & Harold to pull her off of him. The only person who was crazy enough to ever mess with her after that was Harold. But of course he IS the stupidest person they know. "Let's play ball!!" Gerald shouted just to get their attention & to finally start the game.
A/N: Sorry!! I said I would not make such a short chapter this time but I got writer's block at the last minute!! Readers*"Awwww" & they start to leave* No, No wait don't go. It could be gone by tomorrow. *Readers come back & sit back down in their seats & wait* Thank You. You will be rewarded, by another great chapter in a couple days. Ummm. Another thing. I got the baseball scene from the Hey Arnold episode called: Arnold Visits Arnie. That reminds me. I forgot to tell you I'm writing this on a laptop in a prison cell because I tried to steal Hey Arnold, by holding a gun up to Craig Bartlett's head & making him sign an agreement saying I own Hey Arnold. The police came in before the ink hit the paper. All right you're free to go. Why?!?! You made bail. Thank God. & So I not only don't own Hey Arnold I have a restraining order against me. Can't go within 50ft of Craig. What a drag. So that's the disclaimer people. So don't sue me. C-ya next chapter. & Review!! I want to achieve my dream of having 50 reviews. So keep it up!! ( ( ( (
C-Ya Later
On The Way To Geraldfield
Helga walks on the sidewalk, kicking rocks, on her way to Geraldfield. "I can't believe this might happen. I mean I've got to plan this out so it does happen. How am I gonna get Arnold to come to my party without him knowing about my deepest darkest secret?!?! First she looks both ways, runs to an alley behind a garbage can, & takes out a locket with a picture of a football headed boy of 12 years. "Oh Arnold, how I love you, & want you to come to my wonderful little get- together you might call a party. Oh the way I would impress you with how I can act sophisticated, & polite to instead of calling you FootballHead, & paste-for-brains, & Hair Boy, all the time. I have to get you to love me instead of that ever so goody-goody LILA. I must restrain myself from any negative content towards you & leaving nothing but love. Oh Arnold!!" "Huh ahh, Huh ahh, Huh ahh!!" Helga hears loud breathing behind her & just swings her fist back, leaving an unconscious Brainy on the ground, & walks on to Geraldfield. (A/N: He must spend a fortune on glasses)
At Geraldfield
Helga arrived as the second to last person there. She walked right over to the pitcher's mound & started yelling for everyone to line up. "Alright people front & center. Hup to it, let's go!!" "Hey Helga who made you captain." "Shut Up Pink Boy & get in line." "Madam Fortress Mommy!!" "Ok Harold you're catcher" "Awwww I hate that stupid catcher's uniform. It makes my armpits all sweaty." "Harold how many times have I told you it's better to look good than to feel good." "Yeah what princess here said. Sid you're right field." "Right field, Boy howdy that's the worst position on the field!!" "Stop overreacting Sid & cool out." "Lila you're center field" "Oh Helga I have to say I just enjoy center field. It's one of my all time favorite positions." "Yeah, yeah. Stinky you take the 'Hot Corner'." " 'Hot Corner'?? What in the heck is that??" "I think what Helga's referring to is the direction of balls hit in that area." "Everyone else is batting. But I'm pitcher. So looks like you're shortstop shortman." Looks all around for Arnold. "Hey, where is the little FootballHead, anyway?" "I'm right here Helga." He said just getting there. "Good now get you're scrawny butt to shortstop pronto." "Whatever you say Helga." He had grown to do whatever she said over the years since the whole saving the neighborhood incident, & confessing her love, also when they were 10 she punched out Wolfgang, beat him into a bloody pulp, made him cry, call his mommy, & it was all just because he called her a girly girl because she always wore pink. It took Arnold, Gerald, Sid, Stinky, & Harold to pull her off of him. The only person who was crazy enough to ever mess with her after that was Harold. But of course he IS the stupidest person they know. "Let's play ball!!" Gerald shouted just to get their attention & to finally start the game.
A/N: Sorry!! I said I would not make such a short chapter this time but I got writer's block at the last minute!! Readers*"Awwww" & they start to leave* No, No wait don't go. It could be gone by tomorrow. *Readers come back & sit back down in their seats & wait* Thank You. You will be rewarded, by another great chapter in a couple days. Ummm. Another thing. I got the baseball scene from the Hey Arnold episode called: Arnold Visits Arnie. That reminds me. I forgot to tell you I'm writing this on a laptop in a prison cell because I tried to steal Hey Arnold, by holding a gun up to Craig Bartlett's head & making him sign an agreement saying I own Hey Arnold. The police came in before the ink hit the paper. All right you're free to go. Why?!?! You made bail. Thank God. & So I not only don't own Hey Arnold I have a restraining order against me. Can't go within 50ft of Craig. What a drag. So that's the disclaimer people. So don't sue me. C-ya next chapter. & Review!! I want to achieve my dream of having 50 reviews. So keep it up!! ( ( ( (
C-Ya Later