The Diary of a Young Snail - Chapter 1
((PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE R&R!!!! If I get good reviews, I'll add chapters; more days of Gary's life))
December 24, 2002
Hello, Snaily. Meow! This is my first day at meeting you. I found you under a pile of sand while digging for treasure,
out of boredom. You were a soggy, little black book. There were some pages already written in, some snailor must've
dropped you from the surface. The pages had these wierd little drawings, and words in it that said, "How to Take Over
the World", and "Secrets of the Universe". I decided to rip them out and shred them to bits, to make my own little paper
mache snail. My pet, Spongebob, gave me a new brand of food today. It was disgusting. Me and my friends like to go to
our own secret little cavern under the sand, where we can just hide, watch tv, or get away whenever we want to. We call it the Snailatory.
Spongebob works himself ragged, trying to find his dear master, when I'm only hiding near the front yard. Whoops! Don't tell anyone
about it, ok, Snaily?
-Gary
((PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE R&R!!!! If I get good reviews, I'll add chapters; more days of Gary's life))
December 24, 2002
Hello, Snaily. Meow! This is my first day at meeting you. I found you under a pile of sand while digging for treasure,
out of boredom. You were a soggy, little black book. There were some pages already written in, some snailor must've
dropped you from the surface. The pages had these wierd little drawings, and words in it that said, "How to Take Over
the World", and "Secrets of the Universe". I decided to rip them out and shred them to bits, to make my own little paper
mache snail. My pet, Spongebob, gave me a new brand of food today. It was disgusting. Me and my friends like to go to
our own secret little cavern under the sand, where we can just hide, watch tv, or get away whenever we want to. We call it the Snailatory.
Spongebob works himself ragged, trying to find his dear master, when I'm only hiding near the front yard. Whoops! Don't tell anyone
about it, ok, Snaily?
-Gary