Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Silly Songs with Seifer- the part of the game where Seifer comes out and sings a silly song. Joining Seifer and Fujin today are some of your favorite FF8 characters, ready to enchant you with the stereophonic, multimedia event, "Song of the Saifuu!"
Seifer and Fujin:
Saifuu!
Seifer:
This is a song about a Sorceress's Knight . . . a Sorceress's Knight and his girlfriend . . . a Sorceress's Knight and his girlfriend all in a bunch of Saifuu fics . . . a sweet Saifuu, a sad Saifuu, and a sex Saifuu. And some comedy, too.
Um- um- this is a picture of Chickenwuss getting his ass kicked by a Grat. This is Senor Sweater-Vest. Here's me at the Sorceress Memorial. And here's Laguna looking all wimpy-
Raijin, Nida, Xu:
Oooooooh!
Fujin:
ME, RAIJIN, FIGHTING.
Raijin, Nida, Xu:
Aaaaaaaaah!
Seifer: Here's me with a bunch of Sephiroth fangirls . . . and these are their cousins, women all in love with FFVIII. And there's the fics they all write. They're Saifuu!
Quistis: Hold it! You call this a frickin' instructive class frickin' project for Literary and Cultural frickin' Studies, Almasy? You haven't even told us what a Saifuu is yet!
Fujin: ME, SEIFER, ROMANCE.
Quistis: Oh. Carry on, then.
Seifer: Saifuu! Sing it with me! Saifuu!
Raijin, Nida, Xu:
Saifuu!
Seifer:
Girl is writing a Saifuu!
R, N, X:
Girl is writing a Saifuu!
Fujin:
NOT WRITING A MARY SUE!
R, N, X:
Not writing a Mary Sue!
Seifer:
Sweet Saifuu is crying and kissing- Boo hoo goo goo, boo hoo goo goo, boo hoo goo goo, boo hoo goo goo, boo hoo goo goo, boo hoo goo goo goo goo!
R, N, X:
Boo hoo goo goo, boo hoo goo goo, boo hoo goo goo, boo hoo goo goo, boo hoo goo goo, boo hoo goo goo goo goo!
Fujin:
DYING CHARACTER OR TWO
R, N, X:
Dying character or two!
Seifer:
Can't see fun of good Saifuu!
R, N, X:
Can't see fun of good Saifuu!
Seifer:
Sad Saifuu is screaming and dying- Noo noo goo goo, noo noo goo goo, noo noo goo goo, noo noo goo goo, noo noo goo goo, noo noo goo goo goo goo!
R, N, X:
Noo noo goo goo, noo noo goo goo, noo noo goo goo, noo noo goo goo, noo noo goo goo,
noo noo goo goo goo goo!
Seifer:
Saifuu!
R, N, X:
Saifuu!
Fujin:
SAIFUU!
R, N, X:
Saifuu!
All:
Boo hoo goo goo, noo noo goo goo, noo noo goo goo, boo hoo goo goo, noo noo
goo goo, boo hoo goo goo, Saifuu!
Seifer:
But sometimes we aren't through!
R, N, X:
But sometimes they aren't though!
Seifer:
Sleep together in Saifuu!
R, N, X:
Sleep together in Saifuu!
Seifer:
Sex Saifuu is dirty, restricted- nuh-uh uh uh, nuh-uh uh uh, nuh-uh uh uh,
nuh-uh uh uh, nuh-uh uh uh, nuh-uh uh uh uh uh!
R, N, X:
Nuh-uh uh uh, nuh-uh uh uh, nuh-uh uh uh, nuh-uh uh uh, nuh-uh uh uh, nuh-uh uh uh uh uh!
Fujin: DAMN.
Quistis: Wait! What happens next?!
Seifer: Ummm . . .
Quistis: You can't leave it hanging like that! Does Cid know about what happens? Is there
any dark secrets involved? How did Fujin REALLY lose her eye? And, Hyne help us, is there
going to be a chibi-Almasy running around Garden in nine months?
Seifer: Hey, look, there's me and Fuu at the Triple Triad Play-Off! Forgot about that one.
There's me and those fangirls again.
Quistis: Who oversees this project, anyway? Xu? Hey, Xu, I need to speak to you about this
little ingrate leaving a story half-done. Xu? . . . XU?!
Seifer: Whoa, a Saifuu! Saifuu!
R, N, X:
Saifuu!
Fujin:
WAIT, QUIEFER. DAMN.
R, N, X:
No more song about Saifuu! Need a chapter more or two! Reader-girl is swooning and sniffing,
ooh ooh goo, ooh ooh goo, ooh ooh goo, ooh ooh goo goo goo go!
Raijin: Thanks, Seifer. This song got me out of Theory of Knowledge class, ya know?
Nida: Oh, well- guess I have to go back to flying the Garden now.
All: Adios!
Seifer and Fujin:
Saifuu!
Seifer:
This is a song about a Sorceress's Knight . . . a Sorceress's Knight and his girlfriend . . . a Sorceress's Knight and his girlfriend all in a bunch of Saifuu fics . . . a sweet Saifuu, a sad Saifuu, and a sex Saifuu. And some comedy, too.
Um- um- this is a picture of Chickenwuss getting his ass kicked by a Grat. This is Senor Sweater-Vest. Here's me at the Sorceress Memorial. And here's Laguna looking all wimpy-
Raijin, Nida, Xu:
Oooooooh!
Fujin:
ME, RAIJIN, FIGHTING.
Raijin, Nida, Xu:
Aaaaaaaaah!
Seifer: Here's me with a bunch of Sephiroth fangirls . . . and these are their cousins, women all in love with FFVIII. And there's the fics they all write. They're Saifuu!
Quistis: Hold it! You call this a frickin' instructive class frickin' project for Literary and Cultural frickin' Studies, Almasy? You haven't even told us what a Saifuu is yet!
Fujin: ME, SEIFER, ROMANCE.
Quistis: Oh. Carry on, then.
Seifer: Saifuu! Sing it with me! Saifuu!
Raijin, Nida, Xu:
Saifuu!
Seifer:
Girl is writing a Saifuu!
R, N, X:
Girl is writing a Saifuu!
Fujin:
NOT WRITING A MARY SUE!
R, N, X:
Not writing a Mary Sue!
Seifer:
Sweet Saifuu is crying and kissing- Boo hoo goo goo, boo hoo goo goo, boo hoo goo goo, boo hoo goo goo, boo hoo goo goo, boo hoo goo goo goo goo!
R, N, X:
Boo hoo goo goo, boo hoo goo goo, boo hoo goo goo, boo hoo goo goo, boo hoo goo goo, boo hoo goo goo goo goo!
Fujin:
DYING CHARACTER OR TWO
R, N, X:
Dying character or two!
Seifer:
Can't see fun of good Saifuu!
R, N, X:
Can't see fun of good Saifuu!
Seifer:
Sad Saifuu is screaming and dying- Noo noo goo goo, noo noo goo goo, noo noo goo goo, noo noo goo goo, noo noo goo goo, noo noo goo goo goo goo!
R, N, X:
Noo noo goo goo, noo noo goo goo, noo noo goo goo, noo noo goo goo, noo noo goo goo,
noo noo goo goo goo goo!
Seifer:
Saifuu!
R, N, X:
Saifuu!
Fujin:
SAIFUU!
R, N, X:
Saifuu!
All:
Boo hoo goo goo, noo noo goo goo, noo noo goo goo, boo hoo goo goo, noo noo
goo goo, boo hoo goo goo, Saifuu!
Seifer:
But sometimes we aren't through!
R, N, X:
But sometimes they aren't though!
Seifer:
Sleep together in Saifuu!
R, N, X:
Sleep together in Saifuu!
Seifer:
Sex Saifuu is dirty, restricted- nuh-uh uh uh, nuh-uh uh uh, nuh-uh uh uh,
nuh-uh uh uh, nuh-uh uh uh, nuh-uh uh uh uh uh!
R, N, X:
Nuh-uh uh uh, nuh-uh uh uh, nuh-uh uh uh, nuh-uh uh uh, nuh-uh uh uh, nuh-uh uh uh uh uh!
Fujin: DAMN.
Quistis: Wait! What happens next?!
Seifer: Ummm . . .
Quistis: You can't leave it hanging like that! Does Cid know about what happens? Is there
any dark secrets involved? How did Fujin REALLY lose her eye? And, Hyne help us, is there
going to be a chibi-Almasy running around Garden in nine months?
Seifer: Hey, look, there's me and Fuu at the Triple Triad Play-Off! Forgot about that one.
There's me and those fangirls again.
Quistis: Who oversees this project, anyway? Xu? Hey, Xu, I need to speak to you about this
little ingrate leaving a story half-done. Xu? . . . XU?!
Seifer: Whoa, a Saifuu! Saifuu!
R, N, X:
Saifuu!
Fujin:
WAIT, QUIEFER. DAMN.
R, N, X:
No more song about Saifuu! Need a chapter more or two! Reader-girl is swooning and sniffing,
ooh ooh goo, ooh ooh goo, ooh ooh goo, ooh ooh goo goo goo go!
Raijin: Thanks, Seifer. This song got me out of Theory of Knowledge class, ya know?
Nida: Oh, well- guess I have to go back to flying the Garden now.
All: Adios!