Disclaimer: Once again. Idni [I do not own Inuyasha].
Authors Note: Thanks to all my reviewers. This is the first time I've written. And Kagome sounds blonde in CN's dubs.
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"WHAT? Inuyasha you can't go to school with me!" She was outraged! He had dog ears and white hair! Her friends would think she was hanging out with a freak! Much less dating him. Besides, they weren't actually dating, and she would have to explain that before they went and yelled at him for being such a two-timing jerk and hurting her feelings. While a bit misguided, her friends were still friends, so they would try to protect her. She briefly toyed with the thought of trying to trick them into thinking Inuyasha _wasn't_ the violent, selfish, two-timing jerk. She couldn't figure out how though. Inuyasha played the violent, selfish, and jerk parts well enough that they would let the two-timing part slip. She wasn't even sure he knew he acted like her boyfriend.
"Why can't I go to school with you, wench?" he spat. He suspected, no, dreaded what she was going to say. Then again he also suspected she would tactfully try and avoid the subject.
"Umm… you don't know anything! You can't read!" She was pulling things out of her ears at this point. She was trying to show tact -- something Inuyasha was seriously lacking. Surprisingly, she was actually coming up with some valid points.
"Who says I can't read? I may be a filthy hanyou," he said, showing that he knew what game she was playing, "but I am still the son of the Lord of the Western Lands. Before my father died and Sesshoumaru kicked me and my mother out, the lower youkai taught me. Even after that mother still taught me until I was about 10 and she died. She used teach me things at least 8 hours a day, until nightfall when I could play without being hunted by most other youkai." He said with his arms crossed, nose in the air.
"So? I've been going to school for 11 years, 8 hours a day."
"One more year than me."
"You weren't being taught when you were one!"
"How do you know?" It was true of course, he'd first been tutored when he was 3.
She sighed. This wasn't going well. To be honest with herself, Inuyasha could pass himself as someone who got held back. She smirked at that one.
"What are you laughing at bitch?"
"Inuyasha" She threatened him, her mouth forming the osu part of her favorite word.
"Ok ok don't throw a fit" he muttered under his breath.
"What was that Inuyasha?" she asked with a fake smile. Inuyasha glanced up and cringed.
She's scary when she gets pissed. "Nothing."
"That's what I thought." Turning towards the well, she hoped he would forget their argument. No such luck however.
"Where do you think you're going wench?"
"OSUWARI!"
Dashing as fast as she could she jumped in the well, hoping Inuyasha wouldn't follow. No such luck once again.
"Oi, wench, how many times do I have to say you're not going without me!"
"Why do you care? It's not like we wouldn't find the Shikon shards anyways!"
"I can't do that if my shard detector gets hurt." he declared with an air of smug superiority.
"I won't get hurt!" this was getting exasperating. "My time is safe, unlike yours."
"I've already seen there are evil spirits and youkai in your time. And don't even try and tell me there is no such thing as evil men." he finished with narrowed eyes. That was a reason. Mainly he wanted to spend time with Kagome, even if it were in an unromantic way. Besides that, when he'd followed her (without her knowing of course) he'd overheard Kagome and her stupid friends talking. It seemed she didn't have one, but TWO boyfriends, and one of them didn't seem trustworthy. Put Kouga on top of that and she had one admirer who couldn't take a hint, a stupid wimp, and a guy with a short temper following her around. I wonder why she would still go out with a violent, selfish, two-timing jerk. Keh, unlike him I care about her. I'll have to find that guy and…have a talk.
A plan wormed its way into her mind. Trying not to smile she sighed and faked reluctant obedience. "Fine fine, come on." As she climbed up, she waited until Inuyasha was at the top and tried to hop over the edge. Not before said a couple words. "Osuwari osuwari osuwari osuwari osuwari osuwari osuwari osuwari osuwari"
Poor Inuyasha was still slamming into the ground when he got to the other side of the well.
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Miroku and Sango walked towards the well, preparing to comfort an enraged hanyou. However there was no sign of him. Miroku began to wander around the well calling out Inuyasha's name. Sango looked in the well just in case. She could vaguely see Inuyasha's prayer bead necklace glowing.
"Houshi-sama" she sighed, "I think I found him. It looks like he got osuwari'd 8, maybe 9 times."
Inuyasha, who was able to move again (finally), easily hopped out of the well and landed right next to Sango. Unfortunately when he landed there was a slight cracking sound and Inuyasha kissed the dirt -- again. "Shit, I think that wench broke my back." His arm was twitching and he couldn't stop it.
Sango rolled him over onto his back and stepped on it, causing _another_ crack and a yelp from Inuyasha.
"There. Now what did you do to Kagome-chan this time?" She felt like beating Inuyasha up. Unfortunately as he had shown before, he would probably just wrestle her to the ground until she gave up. Instead, she appeared icily calm.
"Nothing! Why does everybody think I always do something bad to Kagome?"
"Because you always do something bad to Kagome." answered the monk. "You should try and be more polite, like me."
"You've gotten slapped or whacked or kicked more times than…. I don't know! At least 20 times a day, from Sango alone? Like that's a way to win a girl." Unaware of what he said, Sango and Miroku glanced at each other with a grin.
"Ah I see. So you are trying to win Kagome-sama's heart."
"NO! When did I say that? Kagome is just here to help find the shards." Suddenly in the mood to play a nice trick on Miroku, he decided to do something that would annoy Miroku and Sango, as well as probably bring them closer together. This is going to be good… Were Kagome here, she would appreciate this. "No, I am not talking about Kagome, I love SANGO!" Dashing over to pull her into a bone crushing hug, he impersonated the monk and asked her 'the question'. "Sango, will you bear my child for me?" he asked huskily. Sango at this point was freaking out. But then she noticed a wink and decided to play along, much to the agony of a certain pervert.
"Yes Inuyasha, I've waited so long for you to finally declare your feelings to me. Kiss me!"
Inuyasha leaned closer to her face until….. *thwack*. Miroku had just hit him with his rod.
"Heheheh… slipped" he said while nervously rubbing the back of his neck.
Inuyasha and Sango both fell on the ground laughing uproariously. "Hahahahahahaah, like I would ever kiss _Sango_." *thwack*
"Oops, heheheh, slipped again?" still rubbing his neck nervously.
"Why thank you Houshi-sama, for defending my honor from this… rude hanyou."
They walked off talking. "Oi. Where the hell do you think you're going?"
"To have some… privacy." Sango said huskily.
Miroku blushed and Inuyasha face vaulted.
Sango just kept walking, laughing with every step.
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End of Ch.1
Well. There. End of Chapter 1. Sorry it was so short, it was just there for like… my enjoyment more than anything else. More serious stuff (more, not completely serious) in chapter 2. This was just fluff.
Authors Note: Thanks to all my reviewers. This is the first time I've written. And Kagome sounds blonde in CN's dubs.
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"WHAT? Inuyasha you can't go to school with me!" She was outraged! He had dog ears and white hair! Her friends would think she was hanging out with a freak! Much less dating him. Besides, they weren't actually dating, and she would have to explain that before they went and yelled at him for being such a two-timing jerk and hurting her feelings. While a bit misguided, her friends were still friends, so they would try to protect her. She briefly toyed with the thought of trying to trick them into thinking Inuyasha _wasn't_ the violent, selfish, two-timing jerk. She couldn't figure out how though. Inuyasha played the violent, selfish, and jerk parts well enough that they would let the two-timing part slip. She wasn't even sure he knew he acted like her boyfriend.
"Why can't I go to school with you, wench?" he spat. He suspected, no, dreaded what she was going to say. Then again he also suspected she would tactfully try and avoid the subject.
"Umm… you don't know anything! You can't read!" She was pulling things out of her ears at this point. She was trying to show tact -- something Inuyasha was seriously lacking. Surprisingly, she was actually coming up with some valid points.
"Who says I can't read? I may be a filthy hanyou," he said, showing that he knew what game she was playing, "but I am still the son of the Lord of the Western Lands. Before my father died and Sesshoumaru kicked me and my mother out, the lower youkai taught me. Even after that mother still taught me until I was about 10 and she died. She used teach me things at least 8 hours a day, until nightfall when I could play without being hunted by most other youkai." He said with his arms crossed, nose in the air.
"So? I've been going to school for 11 years, 8 hours a day."
"One more year than me."
"You weren't being taught when you were one!"
"How do you know?" It was true of course, he'd first been tutored when he was 3.
She sighed. This wasn't going well. To be honest with herself, Inuyasha could pass himself as someone who got held back. She smirked at that one.
"What are you laughing at bitch?"
"Inuyasha" She threatened him, her mouth forming the osu part of her favorite word.
"Ok ok don't throw a fit" he muttered under his breath.
"What was that Inuyasha?" she asked with a fake smile. Inuyasha glanced up and cringed.
She's scary when she gets pissed. "Nothing."
"That's what I thought." Turning towards the well, she hoped he would forget their argument. No such luck however.
"Where do you think you're going wench?"
"OSUWARI!"
Dashing as fast as she could she jumped in the well, hoping Inuyasha wouldn't follow. No such luck once again.
"Oi, wench, how many times do I have to say you're not going without me!"
"Why do you care? It's not like we wouldn't find the Shikon shards anyways!"
"I can't do that if my shard detector gets hurt." he declared with an air of smug superiority.
"I won't get hurt!" this was getting exasperating. "My time is safe, unlike yours."
"I've already seen there are evil spirits and youkai in your time. And don't even try and tell me there is no such thing as evil men." he finished with narrowed eyes. That was a reason. Mainly he wanted to spend time with Kagome, even if it were in an unromantic way. Besides that, when he'd followed her (without her knowing of course) he'd overheard Kagome and her stupid friends talking. It seemed she didn't have one, but TWO boyfriends, and one of them didn't seem trustworthy. Put Kouga on top of that and she had one admirer who couldn't take a hint, a stupid wimp, and a guy with a short temper following her around. I wonder why she would still go out with a violent, selfish, two-timing jerk. Keh, unlike him I care about her. I'll have to find that guy and…have a talk.
A plan wormed its way into her mind. Trying not to smile she sighed and faked reluctant obedience. "Fine fine, come on." As she climbed up, she waited until Inuyasha was at the top and tried to hop over the edge. Not before said a couple words. "Osuwari osuwari osuwari osuwari osuwari osuwari osuwari osuwari osuwari"
Poor Inuyasha was still slamming into the ground when he got to the other side of the well.
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Miroku and Sango walked towards the well, preparing to comfort an enraged hanyou. However there was no sign of him. Miroku began to wander around the well calling out Inuyasha's name. Sango looked in the well just in case. She could vaguely see Inuyasha's prayer bead necklace glowing.
"Houshi-sama" she sighed, "I think I found him. It looks like he got osuwari'd 8, maybe 9 times."
Inuyasha, who was able to move again (finally), easily hopped out of the well and landed right next to Sango. Unfortunately when he landed there was a slight cracking sound and Inuyasha kissed the dirt -- again. "Shit, I think that wench broke my back." His arm was twitching and he couldn't stop it.
Sango rolled him over onto his back and stepped on it, causing _another_ crack and a yelp from Inuyasha.
"There. Now what did you do to Kagome-chan this time?" She felt like beating Inuyasha up. Unfortunately as he had shown before, he would probably just wrestle her to the ground until she gave up. Instead, she appeared icily calm.
"Nothing! Why does everybody think I always do something bad to Kagome?"
"Because you always do something bad to Kagome." answered the monk. "You should try and be more polite, like me."
"You've gotten slapped or whacked or kicked more times than…. I don't know! At least 20 times a day, from Sango alone? Like that's a way to win a girl." Unaware of what he said, Sango and Miroku glanced at each other with a grin.
"Ah I see. So you are trying to win Kagome-sama's heart."
"NO! When did I say that? Kagome is just here to help find the shards." Suddenly in the mood to play a nice trick on Miroku, he decided to do something that would annoy Miroku and Sango, as well as probably bring them closer together. This is going to be good… Were Kagome here, she would appreciate this. "No, I am not talking about Kagome, I love SANGO!" Dashing over to pull her into a bone crushing hug, he impersonated the monk and asked her 'the question'. "Sango, will you bear my child for me?" he asked huskily. Sango at this point was freaking out. But then she noticed a wink and decided to play along, much to the agony of a certain pervert.
"Yes Inuyasha, I've waited so long for you to finally declare your feelings to me. Kiss me!"
Inuyasha leaned closer to her face until….. *thwack*. Miroku had just hit him with his rod.
"Heheheh… slipped" he said while nervously rubbing the back of his neck.
Inuyasha and Sango both fell on the ground laughing uproariously. "Hahahahahahaah, like I would ever kiss _Sango_." *thwack*
"Oops, heheheh, slipped again?" still rubbing his neck nervously.
"Why thank you Houshi-sama, for defending my honor from this… rude hanyou."
They walked off talking. "Oi. Where the hell do you think you're going?"
"To have some… privacy." Sango said huskily.
Miroku blushed and Inuyasha face vaulted.
Sango just kept walking, laughing with every step.
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End of Ch.1
Well. There. End of Chapter 1. Sorry it was so short, it was just there for like… my enjoyment more than anything else. More serious stuff (more, not completely serious) in chapter 2. This was just fluff.