Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha. Rumiko Takahashi does.
Authors Note: I must continue my crusade against the CN dubs. The English Inuyasha guy is definitely NOT the guy who can have a hole in his chest the size of a grown man's arm, several big ass cuts, and probably a concussion, only to still win the fight. And know it. (ie, he doesn't sound pissed enough, tough enough, or arrogant enough)
*For this story, I'm going to assume youkai remain sort of half conscious when they sleep. it's more like they shut off all their senses, but they can still think. Why? I feel like it. Also Inuyasha does a lot of sleeping when Kagome is gone, and this seems convenient for my lazy ass to fit in his thoughts.
Thanks to all the people who reviewed! Namely yumi-no-baka, Momomi, Jezunya, IsleofSolitude, Ichigo and Raiye. There are more people who reviewed but their reviews don't show up yet. Lol.
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"Grrr." With a slightly exasperated growl, Inuyasha jumped off into the forest, looking for a nice place to sleep/think. He usually did both at the same time.* After jumping around for a while in the forest that bore his namesake, he found a nice branch and stretched back on it. Closing his eyes, he slept/thought. Kagome didn't want to be around him. That string of thought brought a sharp pain stabbing in his heart. What could he do about it? Well the _biggest_ reason is the way I look. I remember that when I was following her some dumb looking old man asked me to take off my hat or leave. I had to leave. Sooo that's out of the question. And I am definitely NOT going to cut off my ears. Shit! How can I look hu- "Oi, Inuyasha what are you doing? Opening his eyes he blinked rapidly several times. Why the hell am I thinking Shippo's voice?
"Inuyasha! I asked you what you are doing!"
Inuyasha glanced at the little kitsune. Well at least I know I'm not going crazy "Sleeping." he replied.
"When is Kagome coming back?"
"Come on Shippo, when does she normally come back?" asked a thoroughly annoyed hanyou.
"Ummm 3 days, but then she's also usually a little late."
"Exactly."
"So what were you thinking about?"
"How I can look human. Go away."
"Why do you want to look human?" asked the kitsune, obviously ignoring the dog demon's last request.
"So I can protect Kagome in her time without people staring at me. Go away."
"Well… how old are you?" Still ignoring the 'go away' part.
"What does that have to do with anything. Go away."
"Well Myouga-jiji says when you turn 100 you'll finally be an adult!" he said in his typical annoyingly bouncy voice.
"So, what does that have to do with anything? GO AWAY." he said a little louder, wondering if the kitsune was becoming deaf.
"Well, kitsune start to learn illusions a lot earlier, but I thought most other youkai learned their human form when they turn 100?" asked/stated the fox cub.
"…. Shit! You have a point."
This made the kitsune very happy. He looked up to Inuyasha as sort of a punk big brother, and most of the time it was Inuyasha helping him. He wanted to help Inuyasha for once. "See, I'm not stupid!"
"Even idiots make valid points every few years." snorted the older youkai.
"Yeah, like you do every hundred years!" with a last remark the kitsune jumped off. Inuyasha decided to let it slip because the annoying little brat had actually been helpful for once.
Ok… so how much longer do I have until I turn 100? Hmmm…. First off, when the hell is my birthday? *camera zooms out, birds are flying everywhere* "SHIT! SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT! Nande kuso? " How could I forget how old I am? Or even my birthday? SHIT! Wait, maybe Myouga-jiji knows… Leaping off in search of a flea, he wondered how he would find him. Usually the flea was off 'gathering information' or so he said. *sigh* This is going to be hard. [A/N Do you sigh in your thoughts? I do]
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It had been 2 days and he still hadn't found Myouga-jiji. He gave up and figured next time the old man came to see him he would ask. After going back to the village Sango ran up to him.
"Oh Inuyasha, you're back. Myouga-jiji has been looking for you."
That started another nervous twitch in his eye. He'd been going around asking people AND demons if they'd seen an old flea demon. He'd been attacked twice, and a female neko youkai had tried to mate with him. That had damn near triggered his Atsui which was NOT something he wanted to deal with when Kagome or even Sango were around. [A/N I'm not bashing Sango, but Inuyasha would rather mate with Kagome, though Sango is still a warm female body, he doesn't want to mate with her.] AND THE STUPID FLEA HAD BEEN WAITING HERE ALL THIS TIME??? "Take. Me. To. The. Flea." he said, a twitch between every word. Sango looked slightly worried.
After nearly kicking down the door to Kaede's hut, Myouga turned. "Oh Inuyasha-sa ma?" He would have sworn he say a flash of red in Inuyasha's eyes, even with the Tetsusaiga. "Inuyasha-sama, what have I done to anger you?" he asked desperately, already searching for an escape route. Lightning fast, Inuyasha grabbed the flea demon before he could make a move to escape.
"Myouga-jiji, tell me how old I am. And when is my birthday?" he asked, feeling like a fool.
"Ah, Inuyasha-sama, I just came to congratulate you on your 100th year!"
"What? I'm 100 already? How the hell does that happen?" he looked bewildered. 100 is a pretty big landmark, and it had passed without him knowing it?
"No no no, on the night of the next new moon you will be. It's Inuyasha-sama's birthday!"
"So I will be able to look human after that?"
"Well, you will be able to learn!" he said, still enthusiastic, hoping not to be crushed.
"Well teach me!"
"Ne, I um, can'tteachyoubecauseI'mnotainuyoukai." he mumbled quickly at the end.
"What did you just say?" asked Inuyasha with the scariest fake smile ever seen.
"Inuyasha-sama, gomen, gomen, but only inu youkai can teach inu youkai. And unfortunately I am not an inu youkai. Normally it would be your father who would teach you, but in his…. Absence, it would have to be your *mumble mumble*"
"Who….?"
"Your brother Sesshoumaru."
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End Ch.2
Cliffhanger! Hahahahaha. How will Inuyasha get Sesshoumaru to do _anything_ for him? Looks like a lot of trouble just to go to school heheheh.
Inuyasha: Kagome better appreciate this….
Authors Note: I must continue my crusade against the CN dubs. The English Inuyasha guy is definitely NOT the guy who can have a hole in his chest the size of a grown man's arm, several big ass cuts, and probably a concussion, only to still win the fight. And know it. (ie, he doesn't sound pissed enough, tough enough, or arrogant enough)
*For this story, I'm going to assume youkai remain sort of half conscious when they sleep. it's more like they shut off all their senses, but they can still think. Why? I feel like it. Also Inuyasha does a lot of sleeping when Kagome is gone, and this seems convenient for my lazy ass to fit in his thoughts.
Thanks to all the people who reviewed! Namely yumi-no-baka, Momomi, Jezunya, IsleofSolitude, Ichigo and Raiye. There are more people who reviewed but their reviews don't show up yet. Lol.
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"Grrr." With a slightly exasperated growl, Inuyasha jumped off into the forest, looking for a nice place to sleep/think. He usually did both at the same time.* After jumping around for a while in the forest that bore his namesake, he found a nice branch and stretched back on it. Closing his eyes, he slept/thought. Kagome didn't want to be around him. That string of thought brought a sharp pain stabbing in his heart. What could he do about it? Well the _biggest_ reason is the way I look. I remember that when I was following her some dumb looking old man asked me to take off my hat or leave. I had to leave. Sooo that's out of the question. And I am definitely NOT going to cut off my ears. Shit! How can I look hu- "Oi, Inuyasha what are you doing? Opening his eyes he blinked rapidly several times. Why the hell am I thinking Shippo's voice?
"Inuyasha! I asked you what you are doing!"
Inuyasha glanced at the little kitsune. Well at least I know I'm not going crazy "Sleeping." he replied.
"When is Kagome coming back?"
"Come on Shippo, when does she normally come back?" asked a thoroughly annoyed hanyou.
"Ummm 3 days, but then she's also usually a little late."
"Exactly."
"So what were you thinking about?"
"How I can look human. Go away."
"Why do you want to look human?" asked the kitsune, obviously ignoring the dog demon's last request.
"So I can protect Kagome in her time without people staring at me. Go away."
"Well… how old are you?" Still ignoring the 'go away' part.
"What does that have to do with anything. Go away."
"Well Myouga-jiji says when you turn 100 you'll finally be an adult!" he said in his typical annoyingly bouncy voice.
"So, what does that have to do with anything? GO AWAY." he said a little louder, wondering if the kitsune was becoming deaf.
"Well, kitsune start to learn illusions a lot earlier, but I thought most other youkai learned their human form when they turn 100?" asked/stated the fox cub.
"…. Shit! You have a point."
This made the kitsune very happy. He looked up to Inuyasha as sort of a punk big brother, and most of the time it was Inuyasha helping him. He wanted to help Inuyasha for once. "See, I'm not stupid!"
"Even idiots make valid points every few years." snorted the older youkai.
"Yeah, like you do every hundred years!" with a last remark the kitsune jumped off. Inuyasha decided to let it slip because the annoying little brat had actually been helpful for once.
Ok… so how much longer do I have until I turn 100? Hmmm…. First off, when the hell is my birthday? *camera zooms out, birds are flying everywhere* "SHIT! SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT! Nande kuso? " How could I forget how old I am? Or even my birthday? SHIT! Wait, maybe Myouga-jiji knows… Leaping off in search of a flea, he wondered how he would find him. Usually the flea was off 'gathering information' or so he said. *sigh* This is going to be hard. [A/N Do you sigh in your thoughts? I do]
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It had been 2 days and he still hadn't found Myouga-jiji. He gave up and figured next time the old man came to see him he would ask. After going back to the village Sango ran up to him.
"Oh Inuyasha, you're back. Myouga-jiji has been looking for you."
That started another nervous twitch in his eye. He'd been going around asking people AND demons if they'd seen an old flea demon. He'd been attacked twice, and a female neko youkai had tried to mate with him. That had damn near triggered his Atsui which was NOT something he wanted to deal with when Kagome or even Sango were around. [A/N I'm not bashing Sango, but Inuyasha would rather mate with Kagome, though Sango is still a warm female body, he doesn't want to mate with her.] AND THE STUPID FLEA HAD BEEN WAITING HERE ALL THIS TIME??? "Take. Me. To. The. Flea." he said, a twitch between every word. Sango looked slightly worried.
After nearly kicking down the door to Kaede's hut, Myouga turned. "Oh Inuyasha-sa ma?" He would have sworn he say a flash of red in Inuyasha's eyes, even with the Tetsusaiga. "Inuyasha-sama, what have I done to anger you?" he asked desperately, already searching for an escape route. Lightning fast, Inuyasha grabbed the flea demon before he could make a move to escape.
"Myouga-jiji, tell me how old I am. And when is my birthday?" he asked, feeling like a fool.
"Ah, Inuyasha-sama, I just came to congratulate you on your 100th year!"
"What? I'm 100 already? How the hell does that happen?" he looked bewildered. 100 is a pretty big landmark, and it had passed without him knowing it?
"No no no, on the night of the next new moon you will be. It's Inuyasha-sama's birthday!"
"So I will be able to look human after that?"
"Well, you will be able to learn!" he said, still enthusiastic, hoping not to be crushed.
"Well teach me!"
"Ne, I um, can'tteachyoubecauseI'mnotainuyoukai." he mumbled quickly at the end.
"What did you just say?" asked Inuyasha with the scariest fake smile ever seen.
"Inuyasha-sama, gomen, gomen, but only inu youkai can teach inu youkai. And unfortunately I am not an inu youkai. Normally it would be your father who would teach you, but in his…. Absence, it would have to be your *mumble mumble*"
"Who….?"
"Your brother Sesshoumaru."
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End Ch.2
Cliffhanger! Hahahahaha. How will Inuyasha get Sesshoumaru to do _anything_ for him? Looks like a lot of trouble just to go to school heheheh.
Inuyasha: Kagome better appreciate this….