Wow! I am really really sorry! I am so late getting this chapter out…. Well sorry. Here's another one. Don't kill me. Man I have horrible writers block. I'm thinking about writing a lemon somewhere in the distant future. Like 2020.
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha anymore. Someone jacked it.
Disclaimer: Self Insert Fanfics are the devil. And just plain stupid. *repeats this like a mantra* *makes a bumper sticker*
Quote of the Day: "Dumbass. There are 3 reasons why you can't beat me. Hitotsu (one). You're attacks are too light. Futatsu (two). There's nothing I can't cut. Mittsu (three). I'm more handsome than you."
-Demon Eyes Kyo, Samurai Deeper Kyo
Baba - this is actually more like slang for grandma. Thanks to Demonic Giggles.
I got Shinobi. That game is so frigging hard its like… if I could beat super hard mode, Devil May Cry would be like Tetris on slow-mo. God. I'm only on stage 3-A
Lindy*Girl: Inu died and got resurrected with the Tenseiga. Twice. Tenseiga resurrects people. That's how he died etc. twice.
DeMoNic GigGleS: Ok thanks, I'll change it. I never was good at Japanese. I'll be taking it next year though.
Er.. Blank name: Of course Sesshoumaru would like Ramen.
Yumi-no-baka: And having your temples squeezed hurts A LOT so Inuyasha was probably immobile in pain (I'm trying to make up an excuse to make myself look better) I could change it. Should I?
Rebel-withoutaclue: You would be surprised to learn how fast people give up a fight when they can't move.
Just as one final note, go to toriyamaworld.com. That's like the coolest site ever. If you can, give them money lol.
Recap: Um. Sesshoumaru x Inuyasha spar. That's all I can remember.
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It turns our Sesshoumaru had decided that 6 hours was enough for the day. Afterwards, Inuyasha had played go fish, and eventually some other games like poker. As it turns out, Shippo had an incredible poker face, which was a surprise because he was so young and emotional. When Shippo had won all the ramen and chocolate, and various shiny things the group had, Inuyasha had decided to go to sleep, glad he hadn't bet the Tetsusaiga as Miroku had wanted him to.
Kagome was looking for Inuyasha. She had made a cup of ramen for him. After walking around aimlessly, she had somehow found him. He was sleeping on the ground, propped up against a tree. His ears were twitching in the light breeze. Kawaii…. Kagome thought, looking at his ears, almost salivating. Tip-toeing over to his spot with stealth that would make a ninja proud, she plopped down beside him and began rubbing his ears. She was surprised when Inuyasha growled, and pulled back, but upon closer inspection, he was smiling. She went back to rubbing his ears, but eventually he woke up.
"Oi! Stop that wench!" he yelled, leaping to his feet and backing away.
"Why?" asked Kagome pouting. "Your ears are so cute!" This puzzled Inuyasha. He didn't think his ears were cute, but it seemed 90% of the female population and some of the male population did. (He remembered with a scowl how annoyed he'd been when that one lord had been hitting on him. Of course everyone but Miroku had yelled at him for 'not making friends'.) Noticing his scowl, Kagome spoke up.
"Aww come on Inuyasha! Haven't you looked at your own ears?" she asked.
"You don't get it do you?" he asked impatiently.
"Please?" Kagome asked.
"Fine." he said. Kagome walked over and began petting his ears. Inuyasha repressed an affectionate growl.
"Oi, Kagome?" he asked innocently.
"Yes?" she asked back, just as innocently (but for real this time)
"Your breasts are really cute, can I play with your nipples?" he asked. If anyone hasn't noticed yet, Inuyasha officially qualifies for the dumb ass of the year award. Of course, he hadn't dropped the innocent tone of voice.
"Hentai!!!" Kagome screamed, jumping back. She was looking at her hands and at Inuyasha's ears and back again. "Osuwari!!!!" she yelled as loud as she could and as high pitched as she could. The result was a sound that would hurt even a half deaf human. Inuyasha had two weaknesses, horrible smells and high pitched and noisy sounds. Kagome's scream falling under the second category, he nearly passed out. After a few minutes of twitching and head clutching, Kagome broke the silence.
"Does… does it really feel like that to you?" she asked.
"Yes. Now go away and don't start anything you don't want to finish." he said, shaking his head in an annoyed fashion. Then he grinned. "Well… actually… I give you permission to play with my ears as long as you want." he said, as if Kagome should be thankful that he had basically just given her permission to 'please' him.
"Hentai!" she yelled again. She really liked Inuyasha. Really really really really liked Inuyasha. But… he wanted to become a full demon. His heart would be gone forever, and he would be replaced by a ruthless killing machine. Inuyasha noticed her sudden sadness.
"What's wrong?" he asked the girl, confused.
"Nothing I… I was just…" she was struggling for words. "Inuyasha?'
"What?" he asked, still a little concerned.
"Will you use the Shikon no Tama to become a full demon?" she asked. Inuyasha snorted.
"Of course idiot." he replied.
"But why? You're already strong enough, aren't you?" she asked. "I… when you transform, I get so worried. You… you lose your emotions. Your soul. Why would you want to do such a thing willingly?" Inuyasha stared at her. 1, 2, 3 seconds. Then he burst out laughing.
"Hahahahahaha! You really are an idiot aren't you?" he asked, propping himself up against the trunk of the tree. That happens because I'm a hanyou. I don't really turn into a youkai. It's just my youkai blood taking over." he replied, still laughing a little. "If I turned into a full youkai, that wouldn't happen." he said.
Well. thought Kagome. She felt like an idiot. All this time, she'd lost so much sleep over it. She was just standing there. Inuyasha burst out laughing again.
"Come on. Let's go back to the village." he said. "You should go to sleep." he said. And she said he didn't care about her. As she walked in front of him, he looked at her, his eyes glowing warmly. Starting by admiring her raven black hair, his eyes traveled down. All the way, looking at her perfect legs down to her feet and back up again about midway. After staring for a few seconds he was drooling unconsciously.
"Oi, Inuyasha, stop looking at Kagome's ass." said Shippo. Inuyasha smacked him over the head. And people thought the kitsune was innocent. They obviously had no idea that kitsune were as bad as rabbits. Shippo himself was too young to have a sex drive, but he knew about things like that.
"Shippo, shut up." he said, annoyed. He hit him over the head again, just for good measure.
"Inuyasha, stop picking on Shippo!" Kagome said.
"What? _I'm_ not the one who's having perverted thoughts!" yelled Inuyasha. Everyone misses incredibly obvious things sometimes. For example, she had been talking to her mother about how her cousin Akane was sleeping with the pig and didn't realize that it was Ryouga. It had become a quite popular joke at home for a while. The point is, Miroku knew that the kid wasn't as innocent as everyone thought, after listening to one of his conversations with Inuyasha. No one else did however, so Kagome thought that Inuyasha was implying she was being a pervert. Guess what she said? If you need a tip…. Well… that's just sad. Inuyasha slammed into the ground.
"Stop being such a pervert Inuyasha!" she said, trying to forget about what she had been thinking about before Inuyasha began hitting Shippo. To put it simply, she was remembering all the times she had seen him in only his pants or less. She had been drooling a little too.
"I wasn't being a pervert!" he yelled. Maybe she noticed me looking at her ass? he wondered abjectly. This proves two well known sayings true. All men are liars and all women are hypocrites.
~~~Sesshoumaru's PoV~~~
The older inu youkai had been wandering through the forest, looking for his brother. He finally found him, sleeping against a tree, but before he could wake him, the miko had beaten him to the chase. He watched interestedly in the scene that played out. When the wench had gone for his brothers ears, he had been prepared to fend off a sex-crazed inu youkai, which was almost as bad as when Inuyasha's youkai blood took control. Surprisingly however, his brother made no attempt at raping the girl. Sesshoumaru took his hand from Toukijin's hilt. Truth be told, he was thankful. The end result of millions of years of evolution, the more sexually aroused a male youkai got, the stronger they got. It was generally so they could subdue females in heat, who often fought potential mates to guarantee their strength. It would have been a very tough fight. After the pair had gotten up and began walking back towards the village, Sesshoumaru continued following them, noticing the way his brother _and_ the human female had both become aroused after their brief encounter in the woods. He then noticed his brother looking intently at something, then beginning to drool. Sesshoumaru gripped his head as if he had a headache. Pitiful. Acting this way over a human girl. he thought. He dashed back towards the village, hoping to beat the other two there.
When he had reached the village, a sparse thirty seconds later, he found Rin, singing a song about Sesshoumaru. It was odd. When the little human girl grinned at him and exclaimed happily at his presence, no matter how hard he fought to suppress the fluttering feeling he felt, he couldn't. He sat down to wait.
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End of Chapter 10
Wow. Once again I am so sorry this is so late and short. I had tremendous writers block, and I just had to get this chapter out as quick as I could to get myself going again. I'm going to sleep right after this, and as always review. Go ahead and bash me for being so late. I deserve it. *hangs head in guilt*
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha anymore. Someone jacked it.
Disclaimer: Self Insert Fanfics are the devil. And just plain stupid. *repeats this like a mantra* *makes a bumper sticker*
Quote of the Day: "Dumbass. There are 3 reasons why you can't beat me. Hitotsu (one). You're attacks are too light. Futatsu (two). There's nothing I can't cut. Mittsu (three). I'm more handsome than you."
-Demon Eyes Kyo, Samurai Deeper Kyo
Baba - this is actually more like slang for grandma. Thanks to Demonic Giggles.
I got Shinobi. That game is so frigging hard its like… if I could beat super hard mode, Devil May Cry would be like Tetris on slow-mo. God. I'm only on stage 3-A
Lindy*Girl: Inu died and got resurrected with the Tenseiga. Twice. Tenseiga resurrects people. That's how he died etc. twice.
DeMoNic GigGleS: Ok thanks, I'll change it. I never was good at Japanese. I'll be taking it next year though.
Er.. Blank name: Of course Sesshoumaru would like Ramen.
Yumi-no-baka: And having your temples squeezed hurts A LOT so Inuyasha was probably immobile in pain (I'm trying to make up an excuse to make myself look better) I could change it. Should I?
Rebel-withoutaclue: You would be surprised to learn how fast people give up a fight when they can't move.
Just as one final note, go to toriyamaworld.com. That's like the coolest site ever. If you can, give them money lol.
Recap: Um. Sesshoumaru x Inuyasha spar. That's all I can remember.
_____________________________________________________________________________________
It turns our Sesshoumaru had decided that 6 hours was enough for the day. Afterwards, Inuyasha had played go fish, and eventually some other games like poker. As it turns out, Shippo had an incredible poker face, which was a surprise because he was so young and emotional. When Shippo had won all the ramen and chocolate, and various shiny things the group had, Inuyasha had decided to go to sleep, glad he hadn't bet the Tetsusaiga as Miroku had wanted him to.
Kagome was looking for Inuyasha. She had made a cup of ramen for him. After walking around aimlessly, she had somehow found him. He was sleeping on the ground, propped up against a tree. His ears were twitching in the light breeze. Kawaii…. Kagome thought, looking at his ears, almost salivating. Tip-toeing over to his spot with stealth that would make a ninja proud, she plopped down beside him and began rubbing his ears. She was surprised when Inuyasha growled, and pulled back, but upon closer inspection, he was smiling. She went back to rubbing his ears, but eventually he woke up.
"Oi! Stop that wench!" he yelled, leaping to his feet and backing away.
"Why?" asked Kagome pouting. "Your ears are so cute!" This puzzled Inuyasha. He didn't think his ears were cute, but it seemed 90% of the female population and some of the male population did. (He remembered with a scowl how annoyed he'd been when that one lord had been hitting on him. Of course everyone but Miroku had yelled at him for 'not making friends'.) Noticing his scowl, Kagome spoke up.
"Aww come on Inuyasha! Haven't you looked at your own ears?" she asked.
"You don't get it do you?" he asked impatiently.
"Please?" Kagome asked.
"Fine." he said. Kagome walked over and began petting his ears. Inuyasha repressed an affectionate growl.
"Oi, Kagome?" he asked innocently.
"Yes?" she asked back, just as innocently (but for real this time)
"Your breasts are really cute, can I play with your nipples?" he asked. If anyone hasn't noticed yet, Inuyasha officially qualifies for the dumb ass of the year award. Of course, he hadn't dropped the innocent tone of voice.
"Hentai!!!" Kagome screamed, jumping back. She was looking at her hands and at Inuyasha's ears and back again. "Osuwari!!!!" she yelled as loud as she could and as high pitched as she could. The result was a sound that would hurt even a half deaf human. Inuyasha had two weaknesses, horrible smells and high pitched and noisy sounds. Kagome's scream falling under the second category, he nearly passed out. After a few minutes of twitching and head clutching, Kagome broke the silence.
"Does… does it really feel like that to you?" she asked.
"Yes. Now go away and don't start anything you don't want to finish." he said, shaking his head in an annoyed fashion. Then he grinned. "Well… actually… I give you permission to play with my ears as long as you want." he said, as if Kagome should be thankful that he had basically just given her permission to 'please' him.
"Hentai!" she yelled again. She really liked Inuyasha. Really really really really liked Inuyasha. But… he wanted to become a full demon. His heart would be gone forever, and he would be replaced by a ruthless killing machine. Inuyasha noticed her sudden sadness.
"What's wrong?" he asked the girl, confused.
"Nothing I… I was just…" she was struggling for words. "Inuyasha?'
"What?" he asked, still a little concerned.
"Will you use the Shikon no Tama to become a full demon?" she asked. Inuyasha snorted.
"Of course idiot." he replied.
"But why? You're already strong enough, aren't you?" she asked. "I… when you transform, I get so worried. You… you lose your emotions. Your soul. Why would you want to do such a thing willingly?" Inuyasha stared at her. 1, 2, 3 seconds. Then he burst out laughing.
"Hahahahahaha! You really are an idiot aren't you?" he asked, propping himself up against the trunk of the tree. That happens because I'm a hanyou. I don't really turn into a youkai. It's just my youkai blood taking over." he replied, still laughing a little. "If I turned into a full youkai, that wouldn't happen." he said.
Well. thought Kagome. She felt like an idiot. All this time, she'd lost so much sleep over it. She was just standing there. Inuyasha burst out laughing again.
"Come on. Let's go back to the village." he said. "You should go to sleep." he said. And she said he didn't care about her. As she walked in front of him, he looked at her, his eyes glowing warmly. Starting by admiring her raven black hair, his eyes traveled down. All the way, looking at her perfect legs down to her feet and back up again about midway. After staring for a few seconds he was drooling unconsciously.
"Oi, Inuyasha, stop looking at Kagome's ass." said Shippo. Inuyasha smacked him over the head. And people thought the kitsune was innocent. They obviously had no idea that kitsune were as bad as rabbits. Shippo himself was too young to have a sex drive, but he knew about things like that.
"Shippo, shut up." he said, annoyed. He hit him over the head again, just for good measure.
"Inuyasha, stop picking on Shippo!" Kagome said.
"What? _I'm_ not the one who's having perverted thoughts!" yelled Inuyasha. Everyone misses incredibly obvious things sometimes. For example, she had been talking to her mother about how her cousin Akane was sleeping with the pig and didn't realize that it was Ryouga. It had become a quite popular joke at home for a while. The point is, Miroku knew that the kid wasn't as innocent as everyone thought, after listening to one of his conversations with Inuyasha. No one else did however, so Kagome thought that Inuyasha was implying she was being a pervert. Guess what she said? If you need a tip…. Well… that's just sad. Inuyasha slammed into the ground.
"Stop being such a pervert Inuyasha!" she said, trying to forget about what she had been thinking about before Inuyasha began hitting Shippo. To put it simply, she was remembering all the times she had seen him in only his pants or less. She had been drooling a little too.
"I wasn't being a pervert!" he yelled. Maybe she noticed me looking at her ass? he wondered abjectly. This proves two well known sayings true. All men are liars and all women are hypocrites.
~~~Sesshoumaru's PoV~~~
The older inu youkai had been wandering through the forest, looking for his brother. He finally found him, sleeping against a tree, but before he could wake him, the miko had beaten him to the chase. He watched interestedly in the scene that played out. When the wench had gone for his brothers ears, he had been prepared to fend off a sex-crazed inu youkai, which was almost as bad as when Inuyasha's youkai blood took control. Surprisingly however, his brother made no attempt at raping the girl. Sesshoumaru took his hand from Toukijin's hilt. Truth be told, he was thankful. The end result of millions of years of evolution, the more sexually aroused a male youkai got, the stronger they got. It was generally so they could subdue females in heat, who often fought potential mates to guarantee their strength. It would have been a very tough fight. After the pair had gotten up and began walking back towards the village, Sesshoumaru continued following them, noticing the way his brother _and_ the human female had both become aroused after their brief encounter in the woods. He then noticed his brother looking intently at something, then beginning to drool. Sesshoumaru gripped his head as if he had a headache. Pitiful. Acting this way over a human girl. he thought. He dashed back towards the village, hoping to beat the other two there.
When he had reached the village, a sparse thirty seconds later, he found Rin, singing a song about Sesshoumaru. It was odd. When the little human girl grinned at him and exclaimed happily at his presence, no matter how hard he fought to suppress the fluttering feeling he felt, he couldn't. He sat down to wait.
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End of Chapter 10
Wow. Once again I am so sorry this is so late and short. I had tremendous writers block, and I just had to get this chapter out as quick as I could to get myself going again. I'm going to sleep right after this, and as always review. Go ahead and bash me for being so late. I deserve it. *hangs head in guilt*