By: Amy the Yu
On: December 25, 2002
T'was the Night Before Santa's Birthday
Disclaimer: I do not own Kaikan Phrase, but I reserve the rights to drool at the Lucifer guys freely.
Author's Note: It's the holidays and I think Yuki deserves a break, so I left him out to save him from being drenched in fangirl drool.
Merry Christmas everyone and Happy Birthday Santa!
This is a special birthday poem just for Santa and is dedicated to him. BUT...(there's always a but) since he's an anime character, the secondary dedication is to the Kaikan Phrase ml and the KP Yaoi ml. Merry Christmas guys. Hope you like your present from his fangirl. ^_^ (And in case you ever read this. Micheal, I kept you in mind when I made this yaoi-free, so you don't get to feel left out by all the yaoi fans anymore. =P)
Here's the fic, er...poem: ~*~*~*~
T'was the night before Christmas,
And in Santa's pad,
The musicians gathered,
Around said lad.
With the furnace turned up,
As high as it goes,
Santa was glad,
For he had nice warm toes.
As they all drank
Loads of beer,
Santa realized
What he had most feared.
For in the corner
Was a pile of stuff.
But the amount of gifts
Was not enough.
Each year at his presents,
His friends would laugh,
Because of his birthday,
He only got half.
Instead of two gifts,
He only got one.
Only half the parties,
And only half the fun.
From his misery,
His friends dragged him out,
So they could drink,
And sing and prance about.
The songs were off tune,
Sounding awful as hell,
But musicians should
Get some down time as well.
Santa smiled wide,
Finally feeling at ease.
Sakuya however,
Was not pleased.
It wasn't all bad,
To share his birthday.
There was some good.
Look at it this way.
Since everyone's filled
With holiday cheer.
Fewer birthday beats
He had to fear. ^_^
OWARI (although I don't think it owari's are required for poems...eh.)
T'was the Night Before Santa's Birthday
Disclaimer: I do not own Kaikan Phrase, but I reserve the rights to drool at the Lucifer guys freely.
Author's Note: It's the holidays and I think Yuki deserves a break, so I left him out to save him from being drenched in fangirl drool.
Merry Christmas everyone and Happy Birthday Santa!
This is a special birthday poem just for Santa and is dedicated to him. BUT...(there's always a but) since he's an anime character, the secondary dedication is to the Kaikan Phrase ml and the KP Yaoi ml. Merry Christmas guys. Hope you like your present from his fangirl. ^_^ (And in case you ever read this. Micheal, I kept you in mind when I made this yaoi-free, so you don't get to feel left out by all the yaoi fans anymore. =P)
Here's the fic, er...poem: ~*~*~*~
T'was the night before Christmas,
And in Santa's pad,
The musicians gathered,
Around said lad.
With the furnace turned up,
As high as it goes,
Santa was glad,
For he had nice warm toes.
As they all drank
Loads of beer,
Santa realized
What he had most feared.
For in the corner
Was a pile of stuff.
But the amount of gifts
Was not enough.
Each year at his presents,
His friends would laugh,
Because of his birthday,
He only got half.
Instead of two gifts,
He only got one.
Only half the parties,
And only half the fun.
From his misery,
His friends dragged him out,
So they could drink,
And sing and prance about.
The songs were off tune,
Sounding awful as hell,
But musicians should
Get some down time as well.
Santa smiled wide,
Finally feeling at ease.
Sakuya however,
Was not pleased.
It wasn't all bad,
To share his birthday.
There was some good.
Look at it this way.
Since everyone's filled
With holiday cheer.
Fewer birthday beats
He had to fear. ^_^
OWARI (although I don't think it owari's are required for poems...eh.)