Me don't own Resident Evil or songs by Ray Stevens, Cletus T. Judd, or Weird Al Yankovic. No lawsuits you hear.

A/N: Ok folks this will be a music video type fic, not just a song parody. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you'll see in a minute. I'll be doing four funny christmas songs for this fic, hopefully. Heck this is my Resident Evil Christmas fic anyways. Of course I'm doing a South Park Christmas fic too. Oh yeah almost forgot, read my Twelve Pains of Christmas parody. Just check my profile. After the success of that I thought it would be good to do some RE christmas fics every year around christmas time. Enjoy.

Christmas at Raccoon City

parody of Christmas at Ground Zero by Weird Al Yankovic

sung by GenerationX7(the author)

*The song begins as we see snow falling in the doomed city. The camera zooms in on a small group of people on the top level of Raccoon City's clocktower. GenerationX7 is wearing a U.B.C.S. uniform and some members of the Umbrella Biohazard Countermeasures Service have got their instruments ready. GX7 holding a microphone. Then the instruments start to play as a explosion in heard in the city. GX7 gets ready to sing*

IT'S CHRISTMAS AT RACCOON CITY

THERE'S ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE

*A bunch of zombies are roaming around the city streets and are eating people*

THE PEOPLE ARE SCREAMING AND THE MONSTERS ARE SHRIEKING

*People are screaming and running from a group of hunters*

WHILE THE S.T.A.R.S. GO ZOMBIE HUNTING

*Chris, Jill and Barry get their guns loaded and ready for some zombie hunting*

IT'S CHRISTMAS AT RACCOON CITY

THE T-VIRUS HAS BEEN RELEASED

*Birkin is having something close to a food fight but with vials of every single virus Umbrella has made. He is hiding behind a table throwing the vials at a Umbrella soldier. The soldier is throwing vials containing the cures to the viruses at Birkin.*

THE RADIO JUST LET'S S.T.A.R.S. KNOW

*The S.T.A.R.S. Bravo team, well just the men are watching a adult christmas movie. Rebecca Chambers is in the corner of the office palying with Barbie dolls. Leaving a call for help, from Carlos Olivia, go unanswered.*

THAT EVERYONE IS SCREWED

*Carlos throws down his radio in frustration. Then he starts stomping on it until it breaks into tiny pieces. Then he runs off to kill some zombies.*

EVERYWHERE THE POLICE ARE DROPPING

*Raccoon City Police are getting their butts handed to them while dealing with the zombie invasion*

IT'S THE END OF ALL HUMANITY

NO MORE TIME FOR LAST MINUTE SHOPPING

*Ada is trying to convince Hunk to buy her a huge christmas teddy bear.*

IT'S TIME TO MEET YOUR FRIEND NEMESIS

*Brad runs by with Nemesis hot on his heels. Hunk gets attacked by Nemesis. Ada counts the money in her purse and finally realizes she has enough money to buy the bear and walks into the store and flips a dead Hunk off.*

WELL IT'S CHRISTMAS AT RACCOON CITY

*Shows snow falling all over Raccoon City*

THERE'S CHAOS EVERYWHERE

*We now see cars flipped over and some on fire*

WE CAN KILL MONSTERS

*Billy from Resident Evil Zero is killing hunters, lickers, and chimeras with a magnum*

WHILE WE TRIM THE TREE

*Rebecca Chambers is trying to decorate a large christmas tree, but has to remove random monster organs from Billy's killing spree, off the tree*

INSIDE THE SPENCER ESTATE

*All this is happening inside the mansion where RE1 took place*

YOU MIGHT HEAR CROWS ON YOUR ROOFTOP

*Crows are all over the roof of a house owned by Jill, Claire, Leon and Chris*

OR BRAD BANGING ON THE DOOR

*Brad is banging on the door and finally realizes Nemesis is not behind him. He continues banging on the door anyways*

BUT IF NEMESIS IS COMING DOWN YOUR CHIMNEY

*Nemesis is dressed up like Santa Claus, except he is wearing a Santa Claus type trench coat. He has his bazooka in a bag slung over his shoulder. He tries to climb down the chimeny but gets stuck*

YOU BETTER GRAB YOUR GUN AND SHOOT TO KILL

*Just then the chimney explodes sending Nemesis with a rocket up his rear end, he flies so far away that all you can see is a red glowing dot in the distance falling. Jill is laying on her back in the fireplace holding a smoking rocket launcher*

IT'S CHRISTMAS AT RACCOON CITY

AND IF EVERYTHING IS OKAY

I'LL GO OUT WITH YOU AND SEE ALL THE DAMAGE

*Wesker is walking around the streets of Raccoon City and sees the destruction*

ONLY ON NEW YEAR'S DAY

*The S.T.A.R.S. members are in their office celebrating New Year's. Brad is swinging from the ceiling fan and everybody else is just doing things that drunks normally would do*

IT'S CHRISTMAS AT RACCOON CITY

ONLY MINUTES LEFT TO GO

I'LL RUN LIKE HELL THROUGH THE RPD

*Claire and Leon are running through the Raccoon City Police Department*

UNDERNEATH THE MISTLETOE

*Mistletoe is above Leon and Claire's head. It is attached to a long pole and Steve is holding the pole. Leon and Claire stop just to aim their berettas at Steve and open fire*

IT'S CHRISTMAS AT RACCOON CITY

NOW THE MISSLE IS ON IT'S WAY

*A missle is heading straight towards Raccoon City. A helicopter containing the entire RE cast(well the good guys who survive), is hovering near the clocktower. GX7 gets on the chopper leaving the rest of the band behind.*

WHAT CRAZY DAY THIS TOWN IS GOING BYE BYE

ON THIS JOLLY HOLIDAY

*Everybody in the copter joins in*

WHAT A CRAZY DAY THIS TOWN IS GOING BYE BYE

ON THIS JOLLY HOLIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Author's Comment: Well here is the first music video/song parody for my RE christmas fic. I'll be writing a couple more for your reading pleasure. Here is the other songs I'm planning on making a parody of.

Santa Claus is Watching You by Ray Stevens

Merry Christmas from the Whole Fam Damily by Cletus T. Judd

Grandpa got ran over by a John Deere by Cletus T. Judd

They won't be in that exact order. Well let's keep up with the reviews people and I'll have the next one up soon. I got finals to take so it might be next week.